dieAntagonista — December 1, 2008 @ 11:10 am

I hated this. I hated every single person in this movie with all my heart except for the protagonist. Especially the women. My god, how unrealistic can you be.

PrometheusUnbound — December 1, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

This movie kicked total ass. So frickin’ hilarious. I love Robert Downey, Jr., and Val Kilmer as Gay Perry - pure gold.

Puulaahi — December 1, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

Kickass comedy Noir. Plus Michelle Monaghan naked! Great narration.

BowToMe — December 1, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

@dieAntagonista: You’re a retard! That was not a personal attack,just my opinion. Maybe I am wrong but yours didn’t seem right either.

dieAntagonista — December 1, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

@BowToMe: That was a personal attack, and a silly one at that. You think I’m a retard just because my opinion differs from yours? Way to go. How can my opinion not seem right? If I dislike something, like the way somebody acted in a movie - that’s my opinion and my opinion only. Get a clue.

The-Penetrator — November 27, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

Who the fuck would want to buy a British car ? O__o

LukeV1-5 — November 27, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

Dude, it’s a Rolls Royce.

Dreth — November 27, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

Dude, it’s a damn car.

casemods — November 27, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

“Saddam Husseins Roller on eBay”

pics or it didn’t happen.

VBRAH — November 23, 2008 @ 1:08 am

LOL

nyokki — November 23, 2008 @ 1:10 am

TFF

pedantic — November 23, 2008 @ 1:13 am

*Owned eBay buyer

Dreth — November 23, 2008 @ 2:25 am

No, he bought two things from the same seller.

Samael — November 23, 2008 @ 4:16 am

Yeah the seller got fucked royally. Does eBay just say seller beware? If so I’m going shopping!

purple banana — November 23, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

Maybe the other guy’s name, sundowner, explains it- the term “sundowning” refers to an elderly (or impaired) person who is during the day lucid and aware, but when it gets dark, the person gets extremely confused, agitated, and sometimes combative… Causing them to make a purchase on eBay that no other user would ever make

Majestic12 — November 23, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

You guys ~do~ realize that sellers don’t send their items out until after payment has been received, right? (Well, they don’t unless they’re idiots… and from the feedback, the seller didn’t send the items out–just leaving negative feedback for being a non-paying bidder)

dieAntagonista — November 21, 2008 @ 7:26 am

Holy shit. That’s disgusting. I suppose it’s a real comic of some kind? Too bad I didn’t know about it before The Onion pwned it. Vegetables ftw.

Recondomoe — November 21, 2008 @ 8:05 am

Mort, pull that bitch back up! Sweet baby Jesus.

Vent — November 21, 2008 @ 9:43 am

that’s hilarious. looks real.

natedog — November 21, 2008 @ 10:50 am

MUST HAVE THAT RING

NotJesus — November 21, 2008 @ 10:59 am

@dieAntagonista: Dude, that shit’s been around since before Obama was born. About as funny as Archie and Jughead

elzarcothepale — November 21, 2008 @ 11:06 am

@dieAntagonista:
it was printed on wrappers of bazooka gum

Dreth — November 21, 2008 @ 11:31 am

Now if only all bubble gums were this cool.

njch412 — November 5, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

fucking annapolis. Midshipman ass-bags. A Pointer wouldn’t have been beaten by Obama.

Petraus ‘16

Caio — November 5, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

A Greek name for a British Queen. Not a well-liked Queen either.

One thing I love about America is how many diverse Eurofag names your cities have.

Annapolis?
Atlanta, Georgia?
Helena, Montana?
Montpelier, Vermont? Rhode Island? Minneapolis? Priceless. By the by is it now Freedom, Iowa? The capital of that state?

Theo11 — November 5, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

Not all Midshipman are shit bags like McCain was.

njch412 — November 5, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

This is true. Jimmy Carter….ahhh wait nevermind.

MonkeyHitman — November 6, 2008 @ 12:07 am

@Caio: more like amerifag

dieAntagonista — November 6, 2008 @ 12:38 am

What’s the problem, those are some well designed stones.

Phil Elmore — November 4, 2008 @ 10:10 am

Ha ha. Yeah, nothing says funny like political assassination.

AbNo — November 4, 2008 @ 10:17 am

That’s actually pretty funny.

natedog — November 4, 2008 @ 11:03 am

This makes him look so ghetto

DasMaus — November 4, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

Obviously a racist post…oh wait a minute, he’s black so it’s ok to suggest shooting the white guy. Carry on

AbNo — November 4, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

You know I actually had someone tell me it was ok to hang Palin in Effigy, but not Obama?

Same damn breath and everything.

TGGeko — November 4, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

Huh, I kinda figured that Obama will be the one to be shot. Vote from the rooftops!

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

Uh, I think he’s the black Horatio…FTW.

LukeV1-5 — November 4, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

In fairness, people white people plotted to kill him, he should by all rights get a few revenge murders.

You know, to keep everything fair.

AbNo — November 4, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

@LukeV1-5: As long as we’re doing an eye for an eye, and basing it all on race, sure.

LukeV1-5 — November 4, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

Why not? White supremacists want to kill him, why can’t he kill white supremacists?

jascas_ — November 4, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

lol @ nyokki

@LukeV1-5, white supremacists WANT to kill him, so he can WANT to kill them in return. As soon as one actually kills him, THEN he can kill them back.

Disclaimer: I wholeheartedly believe that murder is not the answer to a political debate and do not condone the assassination of Obama or any white supremacists.

Phyreblade — November 4, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

@nyokki:

Horatio Cain Obama:

“I guess those white supremacists…”

“Never got the message…”

“Always bet on black.”

YEEAAAHHH!

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

@Phyreblade: lmao

Flappycunt — October 29, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

36 dicks? wat?

gor — October 29, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

That’s from “Clerks”.

suicydking — October 29, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

In a row?

Special Kail — October 29, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

what a stupid fuck. It’s 37 dicks. god, if you’re going to quote something, u should at least quote it properly.

casemods — October 31, 2008 @ 12:01 am

It actually works out…since they are together, he is getting pussy and won’t have to kiss her!

natedog — October 31, 2008 @ 12:32 am

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_J._Fox

ian356094 — October 31, 2008 @ 4:18 am

So much win.

deuce — October 31, 2008 @ 6:52 am

LOL @ the last one

Corman — October 26, 2008 @ 11:22 am

As a fervant atheist, I approve.

Bakudai — October 26, 2008 @ 11:43 am

As a hamburger in a toaster, I also approve.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 11:59 am

As a pickle in a quesadilla maker, I continue this trend of approval

Jesus Christ — October 26, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

As God on Earth, I approve.

MonkeyHitman — October 26, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

as a guy who is in a rastafarian religion i totally aprove

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

The people in the comic all look terribly ill.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

As a thoughtful person, who knows people do stupid irrational things regardless of them being religious or not, I do not approve.

What a pile of bullshit.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

@dieAntagonista: The point is, they’re not blaming God for it or asking God to fix it. :p
In before ( or possibly slightly after ) the over-sensitive Christians with a persecution complex.

RSIxidor — October 26, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

As a terribly ill comic individual who’s not actually ill but appears so, I approve of your approvals, but do not actually approve of that which you have approved.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

I approve of your approval of their approval but do no approve of anyone who approves extending this chain of approvals any further, unless they approve of a proof proving the nutritional benefits of prunes.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

Shit. ^no = not

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

@Tyger42: See, poor assumptions. Because I’m not a Christian.
And I know what the point is, it just so happens that I think it’s a really bad point.
People always find a reason to feel as though they’re not responsible for their own problems, atheist or not.

Elepski — October 26, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

I’m in Boca Raton right now… it’s down off of Yamato Rd…. It’s Very nice… beach access too..

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

@dieAntagonista: Yes, it’s called externalizing your problems. Like the small group of women who want to outlaw porn because they can’t find a husband. They don’t want to admit they’re the source of their problems. And I’m sure some of them are christian and some are Athiests.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

I by the way, am not an Atheist. I just hate christians. Well, just the ones that don’t act Christ-like.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

@dieAntagonista: See the word “possibly”. Look it up in dictionary. Take your snark about “assumptions” and shove it up your ass now that you’re educated on your own mistake.
And, yes, atheists find reasons to pass off accountability. But at least their reason isn’t a scary invisible man in the clouds. It seems religious types are MORE prone than most to scapegoating, but I acknowledge that it certainly isn’t exclusive to them by a long shot.

LukeV1-5 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

In before people being self righteous.

Shit, sorry, why am I always late for everything, gorramit.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 26, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

As an atheist and former devout Catholic (gotta brainwash them while they’re young!) I really like the third panel. The idea that you have to fear repercussions from something external to not do something bad says a lot about a person. Especially the idea that even the law isn’t enough.

Still, even atheists will find excuses to go to war or to not lose weight. Probably less often by a small margin, but still…

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

@AlecDalek:
Yeah or fat people blaming it on genetics.

@Tyger42:

Gee, relax bro. I think you’re the over-sensitive one here. Now if the reason for people doing dumb stuff is an invisible sky daddy or something else is pretty irrelevant. Dumb is dumb.
There are enough logical and good reasons why atheists are better in certain aspects than theists. Only this one is mostly used by idiotic atheists, sorry.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

I agree. I went to a private catholic school, and every time someone would tell me, “you don’t want to go to hell, do you?” I wanted to eat their brains.
Such dishonesty, it’s disgusting.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

To me, it doesn’t matter if you’re christian, muslim, or atheist, you’re like a referee that only counts the goals of one team. In my experience, if you truly keep yourself open to all possibilities, you find that none of them make complete sense. They all sorta just cancel each other out. So I just believe in whatever I can’t disprove. And I try hard to disprove everything.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

@AlecDalek:
Summed up very nicely. I agree.

storminator — October 26, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

zeitgeist.

purple banana — October 26, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

Geeze, some people are getting waaay too butthurt over this…

Great comic… Alec- soo true about that kind of dishonesty, as a former Catholic schoolgirl myself… I hated the place I went to, but I do know several very nice Catholics.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

this really could have been a great “random item in a misplaced setting, I approve” thread, but people who think their silly opinions on silly stuff that has no bearing on reality ruined it. Good show on the approval chain however- I. . .appreciated it?

NoOneInParticular — October 26, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

All the panels have the atheist saying the wrong thing. For example, in the third panel he’s REALLY saying: “See, this land has resources that would make my life better, and since this is the only life there is, we’d better exterminate the inhabitants so that my life is slightly better.”

Just because you don’t believe in god doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

Phyreblade — October 26, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

Meh. Theist, Agnostic, Atheist, same difference. One blames a deity/deities, the next doesn’t who to blame, and the others just blame everyone else…

zaqsaw — October 26, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

Religion arguments : to long, didn’t read.

awfulintentions — October 26, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

As an awful bitch, I approve, too.

Christianity = Bullshit.

The world existed long before Judaism, the founding branch of what would become Christianity and Islam.

That’s proof enough that the religion and it’s respective parts are BULLSHIT. Seriously, one’s gotta love that homosexuality has existed longer then the religions that hate it.

Doctor Thompson — October 26, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

As the last poster, I approve of the comic, but disapprove of the generalizations it makes.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:54 am

@NoOneInParticular: Just because you believe in God, it doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:58 am

@awfulintentions: That’s quite profound. I’m sure there are millions of gay people that lived and died before anyone decided Jesus (or any other religious figure) hates them.

mintymadness — October 27, 2008 @ 9:33 am

Anyone who is so against Christianity (or really, any other “religion”) that they fight to prove their opinion of it’s being “bullshit,” are no better than the biggest, bible-thumping, sunday morning baptist preacher that they are so strongly against.

Atheists - The biggest group of hypocrites on the planet. A “religion” based on hating organized….religion…
If you all look at this comic, and truly believe that every christian is like this, then you are more shallow minded and naieve than I gave you credit for.

dub_1211 — October 18, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

!!!TSRIF

nyokki — October 18, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

Whoopsie daisy.

purple banana — October 19, 2008 @ 1:21 am

At last… SWEET FREEDOM! This will not be the last of turkey terrorist attacks, mark my word.

Just wait till the chickens form Perdue plants begin murderously rebelling… The Delaware intrastate roads will be littered with blood!

hufnmouth — October 19, 2008 @ 1:23 am

Ah, the turkey bomb.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1499909/5115198

Special Kail — October 19, 2008 @ 8:24 am

I know it’s kind of fucked up, but It makes me laugh that the driver died.

Finn — October 19, 2008 @ 10:17 am

Those poor stupid birds.

diabeetus — October 11, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

FirsT!

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 11, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

I liked the original better.

Tyger42 — October 11, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

@diabeetus: So, what, want a cookie or something?

Tardex — October 11, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk: What is the original?

Corman — October 11, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

Non-macrofied

storminator — October 11, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

good kitty.

Jesus Christ — October 11, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that the one where it says, “LOVE IS OVER”?

multi_masked — October 11, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

Darth Birdy

Billy Manic — October 11, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

How dumb can you be? The original is just the textless version. Corman pointed that out.

Special Kail — October 11, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

@Billy Manic: not everyone knows what “non-macrofied” means, dick.

also: how about “Kahn!!!”

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 11, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

I meant the “LOVE IS OVER” one.

Jesus Christ just won his mother-fucking googly-eyed self an internet.

Billy Manic — October 11, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

I accept my defeat.