natedog — November 17, 2008 @ 10:18 am

nice watch, fa­gg­ot

Recondomoe — November 17, 2008 @ 10:21 am

Wait, he’s gonna pull that right hand out and sniff his pit funk.

Svartmetall — November 17, 2008 @ 10:21 am

“…Obama is going to get this guy to be the secretary of defense”

“Thank you for attempting to attack the United States Of America. The version of Missile you are trying to use is not compatible with Defence Shield v1.1; please update your Missile to v1.04 or later and try again.

Would you like to try attacking again? Y/N”

colonel-yum-yum — November 17, 2008 @ 11:34 am

Why is his watch on upside down? Is he trying to draw attention to that cereal box piece of shit?

dieAntagonista — November 17, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

@Svartmetall: Lulz

Catherine Longfellow — November 17, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

@colonel-yum-yum:
photoshop or image propping

Elepski — November 17, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

“…Obama is going to get this guy to be the secretary of defense”

Actually, not a bad idea

He did not get where he is today by being a dimwit. People only scoff at the idea because he a Celebrity CEO.. or was… If it been a somewhat unknown CEO; the reaction would be different I think

And some tech people vilify him because he considers his software a product and wants to protect it…

Elepski — November 17, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

But Really…. Obama was referring to the current Defense Secretary Robert Gates and keeping him on at the Pentagon

Destro — November 17, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

Bill gates is where he is today because he is an idea thief

reboot — November 17, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

“Oh man, I heard that obama is going to get this guy to be the secretary of defense. wtf?”
I think tiki is drunk and confused about Robert Gates, the current secretary of defense.

natedog — November 17, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

@Destro: every post is a repost of a repost

Dreth — November 17, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

That’s one piece of sexy man-meat right there.

Seriously, you gotta love Bill Gates. Just imagine how much gayer it’d be if it were Steve Jobs in his position.

/realistic fanboy

stinklesafi — November 18, 2008 @ 2:07 am

oh man my computer is about to die and it is telling me to back up everything. it’s like Bill Gates is raping me in the ass and telling me I might want to video tape it.

thelotuseater725 — November 4, 2008 @ 3:27 am

Good fucking god. You could feed half the congo with those Cans.

dieAntagonista — November 4, 2008 @ 3:34 am

Aw if I had all this stuff, I’d keep it a little cleaner, you know, out of respect for teh machines.

nyokki — November 4, 2008 @ 3:36 am

I now feel much better about my son’s room.

VBRAH — November 4, 2008 @ 3:41 am

Disgusting brah

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 4, 2008 @ 9:10 am

With all that, you’d think that you would invest in a better chair.

awfulintentions — November 4, 2008 @ 9:25 am

You think with all that he could hire someone to take care of that mess.

Yetch, disgusting.

You’re not cool by keeping things in a mess. Granted, my desk is a little dirty, but least I can take out the trash.

thecowsays — November 4, 2008 @ 11:14 am

Do people in the Congo eat cans?

j_bryon — November 4, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

Falco? I thought he was dead? (The guy who sang “Amadeus”.)

mintymadness — November 1, 2008 @ 11:57 am

No shirt picture on MCS = Fail.

mintymadness — November 1, 2008 @ 11:58 am

Ok I should correct ^^ that. No shirt picture of YOURSELF on MCS (if you are a guy…) = Fail.

ian356094 — November 1, 2008 @ 12:30 pm

You guys have no idea how hot it can get in Taiwan.

I had the AC AND the fan on and it still was hot!

Thrella — October 13, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

My computer still sports the oldie disc

thelotuseater725 — October 13, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

Bah the SSD market on the mainstream consumer level kinda sucks. They’ll beat out raptors but the best ones cost a grand or more.

MrPsychic — October 13, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

Solid state is the way to go, however, it is more expensive.

reboot — October 13, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

Holding out for spintronic drives.

infusino92 — October 13, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

@MrPsychic: itz way way way more expensive yeah…. it sux

NicodemusLegend — October 13, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

It’s getting harder to imagine why one would use an old-style hard drive.

diabeetus — October 13, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

Recent comparison for an add-on:

A 64 GB solid-state drive costs $300
A 160GB 7200rpm hard disk drive costs $60

I’m guessing SSDs will phase out HDDs en masse beginning 2010. Srsly.

Tastyzippo — October 13, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

The speeds are comparable so far. Solid state has a little edge. I need my terabytes of space for cheap too!

tiki god — October 13, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

@diabeetus: @diabeetus: I just bought a nice 500gig drive for $80 from new egg.

3dge — October 13, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

Say what you want, all our shit will be useless soon. They’re coming out with three technologies that will rape anything we got right now. Spintronic detectors will double processing power of all computers. Memristors will not only increase memory capacity, but also soon get rid of D-RAM and flash memory. Memristors hold 100 gigabits of memory per square centimeter. Next on the list is carbon processors. Graphene sheets will soon replace standard processors. They built the smallest transistor in the world from it (1 atom thick and 10 atoms wide). Plus, with an effeciency 100 times that of silicon and no heat conductance it’ll easily trump processors from now.

hvymetal86 — October 14, 2008 @ 12:41 am

Read speeds for these are blazingly fast, but the raptors/velociraptors/most 7200rpm drives rape them on write speeds.

SumoSnipe — October 14, 2008 @ 2:33 am

Since my idea of delicate tool work involves a 3lb sledge and a 10″ modified crescent wrench, less fragile=much better.

Jaypeezy — October 14, 2008 @ 2:33 am

Once the prices come down a bit more, I’m gonna get one of the smaller sizes for my windows/games. That’s basically their only advantage.

mgear — October 14, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

Less fragile? I’d like to see you pull data off a ruined SSD. Have fun desoldering chip legs if the PCB is snapped, I’ll just pull the platter from my good old HDD.

@diabeetus: The comparison is wrong. A 64 gig SSD sets me back 300$, therefore I could also go out and buy over 1.5 TB of HDD space with those funds.

@3dge: Nothing’s ever useless in the computing world. You think everyone run and jumped for 64-bit tech when it came out? Or SATA? Or even Wireless N? No, adoption takes time, and the horribleness of adherence to stadards so as to ensure compatibility for future-phobic businesses that have the industry’s balls in a vice will guaruntee that all the tech we have to day will still be happily spinning in offices, schools, and economy PCs for years to come!

casemods — October 15, 2008 @ 3:32 am

I like to wait several years before buying stuff. A video card with the only advantage of GDDR instead of DDR memory w/e was on sale for $30, and I paid $80 for mine a couple years back. Look how cheap USB drives are now. I have 4 and didn’t pay a cent! (gotta love mail in rebates) Just recently I bought a 1gig SD and 1gig micro SD for $5 with $5 mail in rebate. That’s 2 1 gig cards for free, but if I bought them when they came out that would have set me back upwards of $50. The bottom line is to set yourself a couple years behind everything to save money and hassle of configuration and trouble shooting.

Tardex — September 27, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

sure?

diabeetus — September 27, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

I actually met Woz this summer.

So fuck you.

Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

All Hail The Mighty Woz…

mintymadness — September 25, 2008 @ 10:15 am

dumb.

rompSku — September 25, 2008 @ 10:49 am

I disagree. Where as the whit.. I mean… more priviledged would simply buy a new keyboard. Whereas the ‘Ghetto’ folk will simply find new ways to use it. Sometimes even improving on the previous design and functionality. As seen above.

This ‘Ghetto Ingenuity’, if you will, can be the solution to many problems. Including Global Warming, world hunger, etc… etc.

And, as with all things Ghetto… THAT SHIT LOOKS BADASS!

Puulaahi — September 25, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

Beats paying $50.

mintymadness — September 25, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

Dumb - as in, I have seen much better forms of modded keyboards. Sorry.

/fail

colonel-yum-yum — September 18, 2008 @ 7:10 am

The trap is set. Excellent.

Snarky Parker — September 18, 2008 @ 7:29 am

For a minute there I thought that you were talking about Cage Kennylz.

kuTTer — September 18, 2008 @ 7:43 am

i’d hate to work standing up

suicydking — September 18, 2008 @ 8:25 am

Chinese gold farmer workstation?

borandi — September 18, 2008 @ 8:39 am

Faraday cage, to minimise electrical noise for sensitive detection. Though why it has a lock? Maybe its the super secret server room.

Q-delta — September 18, 2008 @ 9:02 am

…have we found Tiki’s lair? …I mean, haven’t you ever wondered why it’s called My *Confined* Space? Maybe the title is more literal than we thought!

mikoyangurevich15 — September 18, 2008 @ 10:56 am

Anti-troll cage?

doombuddy — September 18, 2008 @ 12:00 pm

is the cage really necessary?

LukeV1-5 — September 18, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

YOU WILL CODE

YOU WILL CODE NOW

OR YOU WILL GET THE HOSE

garbledxmission — September 18, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

IT PUTS THE CODE IN THE DRIVE

OR IT DOESN’T GET OUT ALIVE

st_judas — September 18, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

You’d you guys get a picture of my cubicle?

thequietguy — September 18, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

I’m serious. DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKIN COMPUTER!

CMoorehead — September 18, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

Ahh that would be Dell tech support in India…the same guy handles Master Card billing questions.

Elepski — September 17, 2008 @ 5:49 am

Clever Photoshop work

seph — September 17, 2008 @ 1:04 am

Messy desktop is messy

Marrock — September 17, 2008 @ 1:20 am

You should have seen it after the bomb went off…

nyokki — September 17, 2008 @ 1:32 am

That would drive me insane.

Philinblank — September 17, 2008 @ 1:50 am

It’s like where’s wally… Spot the corpse of the dead maid

nyokki — September 17, 2008 @ 2:06 am

Prolly killed ’cause she moved a piece of paper.

Puulaahi — September 17, 2008 @ 2:20 am

How do people live like that?

outofocus — September 17, 2008 @ 2:42 am

This image made me think of George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

Nimbo — September 17, 2008 @ 3:41 am

This guy needs to drink more. Wheres the whiskey and beer bottles littering the place?

Exacerbate — September 17, 2008 @ 6:40 am

Pssh. His desk isn’t nearly as bad as mine.

ohmybob — September 17, 2008 @ 8:25 am

This was the winner of bash.org’s messy desk contest.

unmistakable — September 17, 2008 @ 9:19 am

I bet his internets are WAAAAAYY cooler than ours

Phyreblade — September 20, 2008 @ 1:45 am

That’s no desktop… It’s a WAR ZONE!!

vandal — September 20, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

Where is my diablo II cd-key!!!!!!!!