elzarcothepale — November 24, 2008 @ 5:02 am

Behold! The INTERNET!

dieAntagonista — November 21, 2008 @ 7:26 am

Holy shit. That’s disgusting. I suppose it’s a real comic of some kind? Too bad I didn’t know about it before The Onion pwned it. Vegetables ftw.

Recondomoe — November 21, 2008 @ 8:05 am

Mort, pull that bitch back up! Sweet baby Jesus.

Vent — November 21, 2008 @ 9:43 am

that’s hilarious. looks real.

natedog — November 21, 2008 @ 10:50 am

MUST HAVE THAT RING

NotJesus — November 21, 2008 @ 10:59 am

@dieAntagonista: Dude, that shit’s been around since before Obama was born. About as funny as Archie and Jughead

elzarcothepale — November 21, 2008 @ 11:06 am

@dieAntagonista:
it was printed on wrappers of bazooka gum

Dreth — November 21, 2008 @ 11:31 am

Now if only all bubble gums were this cool.

Corman — October 26, 2008 @ 11:22 am

As a fervant atheist, I approve.

Bakudai — October 26, 2008 @ 11:43 am

As a hamburger in a toaster, I also approve.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 11:59 am

As a pickle in a quesadilla maker, I continue this trend of approval

Jesus Christ — October 26, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

As God on Earth, I approve.

MonkeyHitman — October 26, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

as a guy who is in a rastafarian religion i totally aprove

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

The people in the comic all look terribly ill.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

As a thoughtful person, who knows people do stupid irrational things regardless of them being religious or not, I do not approve.

What a pile of bullshit.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

@dieAntagonista: The point is, they’re not blaming God for it or asking God to fix it. :p
In before ( or possibly slightly after ) the over-sensitive Christians with a persecution complex.

RSIxidor — October 26, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

As a terribly ill comic individual who’s not actually ill but appears so, I approve of your approvals, but do not actually approve of that which you have approved.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

I approve of your approval of their approval but do no approve of anyone who approves extending this chain of approvals any further, unless they approve of a proof proving the nutritional benefits of prunes.

yawn — October 26, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

Shit. ^no = not

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

@Tyger42: See, poor assumptions. Because I’m not a Christian.
And I know what the point is, it just so happens that I think it’s a really bad point.
People always find a reason to feel as though they’re not responsible for their own problems, atheist or not.

Elepski — October 26, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

I’m in Boca Raton right now… it’s down off of Yamato Rd…. It’s Very nice… beach access too..

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

@dieAntagonista: Yes, it’s called externalizing your problems. Like the small group of women who want to outlaw porn because they can’t find a husband. They don’t want to admit they’re the source of their problems. And I’m sure some of them are christian and some are Athiests.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

I by the way, am not an Atheist. I just hate christians. Well, just the ones that don’t act Christ-like.

Tyger42 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

@dieAntagonista: See the word “possibly”. Look it up in dictionary. Take your snark about “assumptions” and shove it up your ass now that you’re educated on your own mistake.
And, yes, atheists find reasons to pass off accountability. But at least their reason isn’t a scary invisible man in the clouds. It seems religious types are MORE prone than most to scapegoating, but I acknowledge that it certainly isn’t exclusive to them by a long shot.

LukeV1-5 — October 26, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

In before people being self righteous.

Shit, sorry, why am I always late for everything, gorramit.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 26, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

As an atheist and former devout Catholic (gotta brainwash them while they’re young!) I really like the third panel. The idea that you have to fear repercussions from something external to not do something bad says a lot about a person. Especially the idea that even the law isn’t enough.

Still, even atheists will find excuses to go to war or to not lose weight. Probably less often by a small margin, but still…

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

@AlecDalek:
Yeah or fat people blaming it on genetics.

@Tyger42:

Gee, relax bro. I think you’re the over-sensitive one here. Now if the reason for people doing dumb stuff is an invisible sky daddy or something else is pretty irrelevant. Dumb is dumb.
There are enough logical and good reasons why atheists are better in certain aspects than theists. Only this one is mostly used by idiotic atheists, sorry.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

I agree. I went to a private catholic school, and every time someone would tell me, “you don’t want to go to hell, do you?” I wanted to eat their brains.
Such dishonesty, it’s disgusting.

AlecDalek — October 26, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

To me, it doesn’t matter if you’re christian, muslim, or atheist, you’re like a referee that only counts the goals of one team. In my experience, if you truly keep yourself open to all possibilities, you find that none of them make complete sense. They all sorta just cancel each other out. So I just believe in whatever I can’t disprove. And I try hard to disprove everything.

dieAntagonista — October 26, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

@AlecDalek:
Summed up very nicely. I agree.

storminator — October 26, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

zeitgeist.

purple banana — October 26, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

Geeze, some people are getting waaay too butthurt over this…

Great comic… Alec- soo true about that kind of dishonesty, as a former Catholic schoolgirl myself… I hated the place I went to, but I do know several very nice Catholics.

elzarcothepale — October 26, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

this really could have been a great “random item in a misplaced setting, I approve” thread, but people who think their silly opinions on silly stuff that has no bearing on reality ruined it. Good show on the approval chain however- I. . .appreciated it?

NoOneInParticular — October 26, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

All the panels have the atheist saying the wrong thing. For example, in the third panel he’s REALLY saying: “See, this land has resources that would make my life better, and since this is the only life there is, we’d better exterminate the inhabitants so that my life is slightly better.”

Just because you don’t believe in god doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

Phyreblade — October 26, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

Meh. Theist, Agnostic, Atheist, same difference. One blames a deity/deities, the next doesn’t who to blame, and the others just blame everyone else…

zaqsaw — October 26, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

Religion arguments : to long, didn’t read.

awfulintentions — October 26, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

As an awful bitch, I approve, too.

Christianity = Bullshit.

The world existed long before Judaism, the founding branch of what would become Christianity and Islam.

That’s proof enough that the religion and it’s respective parts are BULLSHIT. Seriously, one’s gotta love that homosexuality has existed longer then the religions that hate it.

Doctor Thompson — October 26, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

As the last poster, I approve of the comic, but disapprove of the generalizations it makes.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:54 am

@NoOneInParticular: Just because you believe in God, it doesn’t automatically make you a better person.

AlecDalek — October 27, 2008 @ 7:58 am

@awfulintentions: That’s quite profound. I’m sure there are millions of gay people that lived and died before anyone decided Jesus (or any other religious figure) hates them.

mintymadness — October 27, 2008 @ 9:33 am

Anyone who is so against Christianity (or really, any other “religion”) that they fight to prove their opinion of it’s being “bullshit,” are no better than the biggest, bible-thumping, sunday morning baptist preacher that they are so strongly against.

Atheists - The biggest group of hypocrites on the planet. A “religion” based on hating organized….religion…
If you all look at this comic, and truly believe that every christian is like this, then you are more shallow minded and naieve than I gave you credit for.

24601 — October 7, 2008 @ 8:18 pm

And Zeus kicked his ass.
I mean, come on.

RoQ — October 7, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

cooler than that is Jesus vs vampires

http://www.calabozodelandroide.cl/?p=661

Phyreblade — October 7, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

Yeah, I’m sorry, Jesus is goin down… Look at him. He’s a wimp compared to Zeus. Sure, he might be able to walk on water, multiply random foodstuffs, change water into wine, even rise from the dead, but it don’t mean he aint’ gonna go down if Zeus smack shim upside the head…

Of course the other question is: Do these guys have something against actual clothing as opposed to sheets and bath towels or what?

nyokki — October 7, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

I don’t know, Jesus took quite a beating and came back swinging.

Dvergamali — October 7, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

where do I find this comic? I want it. Looks damned funny

Puulaahi — October 7, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

More images here: http://www.bamkapow.com/the-godyssey-1777-p.html

Drewlicious — October 8, 2008 @ 12:19 am

Jesus or Hey Zeus?

one — October 8, 2008 @ 1:23 am

there’s no zeus but it reminded me of this game.

one — October 8, 2008 @ 1:41 am

forgot to post link
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/faith_fighter

Anonymus!!! — October 8, 2008 @ 4:14 am

@one: I just beat the game as God. WORSHIP ME!!!

Elepski — October 8, 2008 @ 5:31 am

I do not believe in a god….

…But Jesus is going down…

Puulaahi — October 8, 2008 @ 11:14 am

Greek Mythology>Bible

one — October 8, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

@Anonymus!!!: are you kidding me?! God sucks, it’s all about Muhammad man.

clawoo — October 3, 2008 @ 5:51 am

This is just to prove how unrealistic that movie was. I mean come on, he’s using Norton AV and he’s not angry?

suicydking — October 3, 2008 @ 8:25 am

Seriously. That’s the wrong software to use if you happen to be The Hulk.

Where did all my memory go??!!! HULK SMASH!!!

Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

I bet they did that scene with CGI, Norton can’t find shit and if he had been scanning, it would’ve taken half the movie’s length just to find a false alarm.

Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

oh. The irony. Yes.

NOT!

thelotuseater725 — October 2, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

Yeah well my god is a zombie…Well i guess i am still at a disadvantage.

ogie — October 2, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

so are you trying to say God is dead?

BowToMe — October 2, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

Cthullu has a hammer?!

gor — October 2, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

Nick Fury’s god is Cthullu?

shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

LOL- Cthullu.. Is Ironman picking his hose? or thors wearing his mask? i dont get it.. spidersense is tingling- no wait, its my junk.

Sarcastastic — October 2, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

Clearly Thor > Jesus.
Thor dies battling a snake big enough to encircle the earth by drowning in it’s poison.
Jesus was nailed to a piece of wood.

Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

Thor=Win.

traptin85 — September 22, 2008 @ 8:51 am

Pokemon was awesome like 7 years ago.

Hell even my GRANDMA collect pokemon cards (no joke XD)

but then they had to go an make more than the first 151. Now they all just look like robots and retards.

Okay the second set was okay too.

go here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pokemon

zipfer — September 22, 2008 @ 9:08 am

I fail to see a single point in time when Pokemon was “awesome”.

natedog — September 22, 2008 @ 9:12 am

oh, mudkip!

why are you so sad?

I SHALL AVENGE YOUR LOSS WITH ALL MY HONOR AND MIGHT

ohmybob — September 22, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Back in my day there were only 150 Pokemon. How many are there now? 500?

RSIxidor — September 22, 2008 @ 9:57 am

I watched the cartoon before anyone had heard of this damn phenomenon. This and Monster Rancher. Monster Rancher was clearly a superior show, but inferior game. I still liked it, though.

JazzyJazzyJazzHands — September 22, 2008 @ 10:28 am

I was 13 and in 7th grade when Pokemon came out. I’m 22 and in my fifth year of college…and it’s still around and popular.

Played it on a Gameboy with the exact mass of a brick.

Stopped playing it when I realized how gay the evolution of Scyther was.

Puulaahi — September 22, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

So happy I missed the whole “Pokemon” thing. Dragon Ball Z was so much better.

RSIxidor — September 22, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

I hope you’re kidding. DBZ is as gay if not gayer than Pokemon. At least girls can go, “ah, cute its a Pokemon,” instead of just looking at your silly cartoon and saying, “WTF! you’re gonna grow up to molest women! Leave me alone!

driver01z — September 22, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

Let me show you them

Lakiamia — September 22, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

Why can’t I find the hidden 3D image?

JazzyJazzyJazzHands — September 22, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

@ RSIxidor, Or girls can look at your cartoon and “Holy crap, I just totally wrote a lemon cream YOAI shota fanfic involving Piccolo and Gohan…”

Then you scream, “WTF? Leave me alone.”

RSIxidor — September 22, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

I don’t talk to girls that think YAOI is cool. Because girls that think YAOI is cool aren’t cool.

Puulaahi — September 22, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

Hmmm RSixido you seem to be the only person with that opinion.So you must be WRONG. Enjoy your little Pokemon.

Tardex — September 21, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

Evolve, kill each other, fuck each other. Repeat.

AbNo — September 21, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

Kinda makes me wonder what will be in the next square.

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

So humanity has not evolved, only the sex has.

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

Where did this come from?

Yuri — September 21, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

so, in order to be a successful specimen I have to fuck and kill?
easier than I thought

Caio — September 21, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

The history of mankind is 95% white, teleogistic in the most Eurocentric way possible, and doesn’t include South or East Asians, except as characters on the colonial stage?

That’s cracker history, not human history.

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

yeah because Asians, Pacific Islanders and Africans never killed anyone or had sex…

Caio — September 21, 2008 @ 8:10 pm

Listen man. Look.

Primitive -> Egypt -> Mesopotamian -> Greco-Roman -> Medieval -> Colonial -> Modern

That’s a teleological lie that people - mostly French people - made up in Victorian times based mainly on Art history.

I’m not talking about killing or sex. I’m talking about the progression of events. It’s based on a dated Teleology for which there is no evidence. It presents a flat, unbalanced view of European change and progression based on values and ideas that most people aren’t even aware of anymore, but we’ve kept this quasi-religious myth supporting it.

I believe in that image up there about as much as I believe in Noah and the flood. That’s not the history of white people, and it’s not the history of non-white people. It’s religion for dead rich folks in Paris and London.

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

It’s a cartoon. If someone made one of these covering every progression of humanity, it wouldn’t fit on one wall or ten. Plus you could divide it many different ways. The person that did this had to generalize. Obviously this wasn’t done by a complete scholar. Shouldn’t the early humans have dark skin too.

AbNo — September 21, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

Well Caio, if you don’t like it, you could, I don’t know, draw your own damn picture?

Just a thought.

Mootea — September 21, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

riiight screw the meaning, i thought it was funny

Camiam321 — September 21, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

i’m with Mootea. take from it what you will. i liked it. anyone know where you can find a higher resolution version of this?

Caio — September 21, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

It’s stupid that’s the thing.

Imagine if people in the future learned everything then knew about 1990-2010 from watching ‘Friends’ and listening to the Backstreet boys. It would be the second stupidest thing in the world.

nyokki — September 21, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

I have this also and wanted to submit it, but couldn’t figure out how to make it smaller than 1mb.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 21, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

It’s not stupid.

It’s the history of the civilized world. Civilized world.

Go ahead and draw your own for black people. Shouldn’t be hard since it’ll really only be 1 or 2 frames.

diabeetus — September 21, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

nyokki, can you upload the 1MB> version on imageshack? plox? :3

Caio — September 21, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

Well, Magnus, when a slanty eyed “black” man named Chao Zhiyang is is writing your paycheck we’ll talk about that.

Looks pretty civilized to me, anyway, so I’ll concede that point.

Camiam321 — September 21, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

yes! nyokki could you please?

AbNo — September 21, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

http://img201.imageshack.us/im.....oryey0.jpg

There.

fahzworth — September 21, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

so caio were you related to slaves?

DCR — September 21, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

Ok, fuck the intarweb race war this picture is instigating. Fight about something significant!

Like… how distorted the time scale is? The last 200 years took almost a third of the timeline!

Camiam321 — September 21, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

@ AbNo: Thank you

KommissarKonrad — September 21, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

LMAO mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

true, so very true

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 21, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

TY for the bigger version.

Question:
Left side.
Third from the bottom.
Middle.

wtf is that chick doing?

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

Sticking her fine ass out to be spanked by a whip?

Puulaahi — September 21, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

Also this one of the coolest things I have seen at MCS and I have some fucking cool things on MCS.

AbNo — September 21, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

Magnus, it would appear she is being whipped with a riding crop.

RSIxidor — September 21, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

This is inaccurate. No gay sex.

gudis — September 21, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

That Greek guy is fondling a boy in panel 6, so that sort of counts.

ladysango — September 22, 2008 @ 12:23 am

the 2 chicks next to the pedo are touching eachother too….this is relevant to my interests, impressive picture.

mikoyangurevich15 — September 22, 2008 @ 12:28 am

I love the little subtleties thrown in once and awhile.Selective as it is,it`s still great.

Wisebrute — September 22, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Okay so someone has got to explain the guy in the last panel who is strapped into a chair with fucking blue flames engulfing his head!

As well as the bull in the last panel puking blood.

AbNo — September 22, 2008 @ 1:42 am

The guy is in an electric chair, being fried. The flames are creative license.

The bull is representative of the stock market, though I’d not noticed the blood before.

Snarky Parker — September 22, 2008 @ 7:33 am

I think that regardless of race, nationality, or skin color, that all humans have that primal knack for survival, though social classes present a different world in themselves IMO…

And as for the bull: it should now be a bear.

traptin85 — September 22, 2008 @ 8:31 am

yes, because the Europeans and Asians did all of the history writing. dur.

traptin85 — September 22, 2008 @ 8:35 am

why is this not NSFW?
there are like, 30 chicks with boobs hanging out and/or being fucked!

thequietguy — September 22, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

This looks like the artwork of Milo Manara, an Italian Illustrator.

Phyreblade — September 23, 2008 @ 12:44 am

Wait, so let me get this straight… We did it all for the Nookie?

AbNo — September 23, 2008 @ 2:38 am

Yes, Phyre. So you CAN take that cookie…

vanvelding — September 23, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

Directions as follows:
I. Draw a dozen (give or take) individuals in period clothing.
II. Make sure some of them are fucking. Make it debased.
III. Make sure some of them are killing each other. Make it vicious.
IV. Repeat.

Under no circumstances, display human kindness or scholarly, social, or technological improvements.

brisingre — September 24, 2008 @ 11:59 am

And somehow they make history classes boring as hell. How do they do it?

FullofStars — October 24, 2008 @ 12:20 am

This is from Milo Manara’s Bolero

http://www.lamansardadimiele.o.....index.html

This guy makes some of the most artistic fappable material ever. His stuff occasionally shows up sanitized in Heavy Metal.

http://www.lamansardadimiele.o.....a_p26.html

nyokki — October 24, 2008 @ 12:42 am

@FullofStars: Lol, Gullivera.

Pants — September 19, 2008 @ 1:05 am

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dyna-Mole — September 19, 2008 @ 1:49 am

fuck

Snarky Parker — September 19, 2008 @ 6:42 am

All we need is some Mastodon playing in the background with the pic.

dieAntagonista — September 19, 2008 @ 7:14 am

I love this