Happy Santa
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Happy Holidays!
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Cthuhlu Christmas
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Christmas Lights
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Awesome Nyokki!!
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Oh man i need a ten strip and plane tickets.
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I normally think to many lights looks tacky but these are not bad.
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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im trippin balls
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Shroomie trip + This = SHIT BRICKS. Of many colors.
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Very impressive
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I`ll never be able to look at Xmas lights again without thinking of that damn movie Avatar .
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Awesome Nyokki!!
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Oh man i need a ten strip and plane tickets.
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I normally think to many lights looks tacky but these are not bad.
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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im trippin balls
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Shroomie trip + This = SHIT BRICKS. Of many colors.
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Very impressive
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I`ll never be able to look at Xmas lights again without thinking of that damn movie Avatar .
Nooooooo, PedoBear, Noooooo!
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too late, he’s already got on the coat
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Ahahahahahahaha.
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MEGA-LOL!
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Thank you internets! Thank you.
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oh yessss 
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Who does he go after first? The naughty or the nice?
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The naughty are more fun 4 him I would guess…
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so creepy. and so awesome at the same time. you win.
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Oh man , I’m seriously lol
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Santa looks disconcertingly happy back there.
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i’ve never thought to duct tape a bitch to the back of a toilet. something new to put on the list.
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too late, he’s already got on the coat
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Ahahahahahahaha.
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MEGA-LOL!
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Thank you internets! Thank you.
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oh yessss
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Who does he go after first? The naughty or the nice?
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The naughty are more fun 4 him I would guess…
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so creepy. and so awesome at the same time. you win.
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Oh man , I’m seriously lol
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Santa looks disconcertingly happy back there.
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i’ve never thought to duct tape a bitch to the back of a toilet. something new to put on the list.
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A Very Redneck Christmas
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Sarah Palin House?
LOL 
Atk
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Wow that Palin shit is getting old. I don’t like her much either but its hard enough to live in the same state as her, but to also have to listen to people rag on her for being stupid.
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Sucks to be you. 
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You guys elected her Governor, if you hadn’t nobody would have ever heard of her. Now you have to live with it
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i approve…dressing animals is fucking metal
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Sarah Palin House?
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Wow that Palin shit is getting old. I don’t like her much either but its hard enough to live in the same state as her, but to also have to listen to people rag on her for being stupid.
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Sucks to be you.
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You guys elected her Governor, if you hadn’t nobody would have ever heard of her. Now you have to live with it
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i approve…dressing animals is fucking metal
An Atheist Christmas Holiday
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I`m off to bake gingerbread Darwins, with a buttercream beard!
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So…no presents?
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No..But it will evolve into that!
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Homidae Creche made me LOL.
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The whole thing made me LOL
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I thought the symbol for atheism was a red A. Also why do atheists have a symbol to begin with? I was under the impression that atheism was not an organization therefore has no need for a symbol.
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People are iconic, they can’t help it for the most part. It doesn’t really mean much.
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Someone was bored.
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people need symbols for their religions
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Nice bait, bro.
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there’s a reason that there’s like 50 symbols for atheists. someone makes one, we all say, hey that’s cool, but I got my own thing, and then we move along, and it’s all great.
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There isn’t an atheist symbol, but there are symbols for atheist groups. The red A is from Dawkins Out Campaign, while the atomic A (above) is the symbol used by the American Atheists, the Atheist Alliance uses a capital A in a circle (kind of like the @ symbol) and the happy human is the symbol of some humanist organizations.
There are symbols because humans like symbols. I’d say that the local basketball team isn’t a religion and doesn’t need a symbol, but neither of these are true.
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Atheists don’t have a symbol, but governmental organizations need one to put in the graves of atheist soldiers. Go figure.
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I celebrate Christmas just like any other mother fucker. I got a mother fucking tree with mother fucking Santa on it, I went shopping for Christmas presents just this mother fucking afternoon, I plan to eat a mother fucking ham with my mother fucking family on Christmas. I get all the benefits of Christmas without the Jesus guilt and having to go to church. And I’m not gonna be all preachy about how Jesus wasn’t born in December or that a Christmas tree is a pagan thing because that’s what knowitall faggot teenagers do. So suck a dick you generalizing prick beast.
And the whole scarlet letter thing was created by Dawkins, who isn’t some atheist deity (that would be Christopher Hitchens), who created it so people can show their support for other atheists because sometimes we feel we have to hide that fact, which is a fucking shame.
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See now, there’s nothing wrong with that because you’re celebrating the modern Christmas version, the one that is about decorations, parties and gifts. None of the religious bullcrap getting in the way.
I think a lot of people do that even if they’re not willing to admit it.
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Who won’t admit it? My whole family is atheist and we’ve always celebrated xmas. The last few years we’ve spent xmas at other people’s houses, so we didn’t do much at home. Now the kiddies get money, instead of gifts…so no much shopping either. This year, I’m playing hostess, so I’m gonna do some decorating this week.
What would be the point of running around insisting on not having fun when everyone else is?
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No Nyokki, I meant religious people that celebrate Christmas with very little religious sense. They celebrate it like me, in the materialistic way.
They won’t admit it, they’ll always throw Jesus into the blend but when all is said and done, all they’re doing is drinking alcohol and buying gifts.
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Ah, ok. I see what you mean. Yeah, I know a few of those.
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Or you could just celebrate New Year’s, without all the extra religious baggage and with delicious Boxing Week savings, like they do in Mother Russia.
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I actually heard the Church explain why christmas is december 25th: There is old testament lore that a prophet dies on the day they are conceived, which means that Jesus was conceived on Easter, and 9 months later, dec 25th boom, baby christ-childe.
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DON’T FORGET EGGNOG!
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Have never had eggnog.
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I love Egg Nog!
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And eggnog loves you, son.
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I get all the benefits of Christmas without the Jesus guilt and having to go to church. And I’m not gonna be all preachy about how Jesus wasn’t born in December or that a Christmas tree is a pagan thing because that’s what knowitall faggot teenagers do. So suck a dick you generalizing prick beast.
There are symbols because humans like symbols. I’d say that the local basketball team isn’t a religion and doesn’t need a symbol, but neither of these are true.
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I`m off to bake gingerbread Darwins, with a buttercream beard!
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So…no presents?
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No..But it will evolve into that!
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Homidae Creche made me LOL.
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The whole thing made me LOL
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I thought the symbol for atheism was a red A. Also why do atheists have a symbol to begin with? I was under the impression that atheism was not an organization therefore has no need for a symbol.
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People are iconic, they can’t help it for the most part. It doesn’t really mean much.
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Someone was bored.
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people need symbols for their religions
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Nice bait, bro.
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there’s a reason that there’s like 50 symbols for atheists. someone makes one, we all say, hey that’s cool, but I got my own thing, and then we move along, and it’s all great.
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There isn’t an atheist symbol, but there are symbols for atheist groups. The red A is from Dawkins Out Campaign, while the atomic A (above) is the symbol used by the American Atheists, the Atheist Alliance uses a capital A in a circle (kind of like the @ symbol) and the happy human is the symbol of some humanist organizations.
There are symbols because humans like symbols. I’d say that the local basketball team isn’t a religion and doesn’t need a symbol, but neither of these are true.
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Atheists don’t have a symbol, but governmental organizations need one to put in the graves of atheist soldiers. Go figure.
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I celebrate Christmas just like any other mother fucker. I got a mother fucking tree with mother fucking Santa on it, I went shopping for Christmas presents just this mother fucking afternoon, I plan to eat a mother fucking ham with my mother fucking family on Christmas. I get all the benefits of Christmas without the Jesus guilt and having to go to church. And I’m not gonna be all preachy about how Jesus wasn’t born in December or that a Christmas tree is a pagan thing because that’s what knowitall faggot teenagers do. So suck a dick you generalizing prick beast.
And the whole scarlet letter thing was created by Dawkins, who isn’t some atheist deity (that would be Christopher Hitchens), who created it so people can show their support for other atheists because sometimes we feel we have to hide that fact, which is a fucking shame.
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See now, there’s nothing wrong with that because you’re celebrating the modern Christmas version, the one that is about decorations, parties and gifts. None of the religious bullcrap getting in the way.
I think a lot of people do that even if they’re not willing to admit it.
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Who won’t admit it? My whole family is atheist and we’ve always celebrated xmas. The last few years we’ve spent xmas at other people’s houses, so we didn’t do much at home. Now the kiddies get money, instead of gifts…so no much shopping either. This year, I’m playing hostess, so I’m gonna do some decorating this week.
What would be the point of running around insisting on not having fun when everyone else is?-
No Nyokki, I meant religious people that celebrate Christmas with very little religious sense. They celebrate it like me, in the materialistic way.
They won’t admit it, they’ll always throw Jesus into the blend but when all is said and done, all they’re doing is drinking alcohol and buying gifts.
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Ah, ok. I see what you mean. Yeah, I know a few of those.
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Or you could just celebrate New Year’s, without all the extra religious baggage and with delicious Boxing Week savings, like they do in Mother Russia.
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I actually heard the Church explain why christmas is december 25th: There is old testament lore that a prophet dies on the day they are conceived, which means that Jesus was conceived on Easter, and 9 months later, dec 25th boom, baby christ-childe.
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DON’T FORGET EGGNOG!
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Have never had eggnog.
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I love Egg Nog!
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And eggnog loves you, son.
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I get all the benefits of Christmas without the Jesus guilt and having to go to church. And I’m not gonna be all preachy about how Jesus wasn’t born in December or that a Christmas tree is a pagan thing because that’s what knowitall faggot teenagers do. So suck a dick you generalizing prick beast.
There are symbols because humans like symbols. I’d say that the local basketball team isn’t a religion and doesn’t need a symbol, but neither of these are true.
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Santa Sensei
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One badass Santa.
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HO HO HO I BRING PAIN AND REGRET THIS YEAR
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you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good or he’s gonna make you die…
santa cross is comin… to kill
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Shit’s about to get festive….hard!
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I want a present from him. It’s sure to be a badass sword or something.
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viking santa would fucking stomp sensei santa
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I know what I want for Christmas, Santa’s workout secrets
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HO HO HO I BRING PAIN AND REGRET THIS YEAR
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you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good or he’s gonna make you die…
santa cross is comin… to kill
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Shit’s about to get festive….hard!
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I want a present from him. It’s sure to be a badass sword or something.
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viking santa would fucking stomp sensei santa
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I know what I want for Christmas, Santa’s workout secrets
December 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Oh, look. The cigarettes that killed my father.
December 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Should’ve smoke Chesterfields. Probably still would be dead, but dead ex-president.
December 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm
I would like to see the death certificate.
December 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Hey! Don Draper came up with the slogan on that box!