Rape Your Childhood CCG Card

Posted in Images on June 8th, 2007 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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If this card is played at all, flip a coin.If heads, cry yourself to sleep.

If tails, masterbate furiously.

Oh god, Strawberry, I never knew it could be like this.

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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 1:27 pm

   K I’ve got Strawberry Shortcake.

   But, forgive my ignorance and explain the two chicks to the left.

   I’m fappin to each of em either way… But a name is always nice.
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   kidneystone (UID# 311) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 1:34 pm

   On the left, me thinks it’s She-Ra.
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 1:35 pm

   I think the one on the left is She-Ra and the middle one may be Jem.

   I have a little sister.
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 1:37 pm

   Nevermind. The middle one is Rainbow Brite.
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   slakinator (UID# 307) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm

   Needs to be “Target player flips a coin” that way you can use it against the other guy lol
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   monkeylordofdoom14 (UID# 366) 0  0
   June 10, 2007 at 9:51 pm

   now why cant my aisain freind be into these kinds of card games
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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   June 24, 2007 at 5:05 am

   

   How true……stip clubs and hos = bad.

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Kool-Aid Man CCG Card

Posted in Images on June 7th, 2007 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   sorryyoulost (UID# 249) 0  0
   June 7, 2007 at 6:05 pm

   That is so amazing it makes me orgasm.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   June 7, 2007 at 6:22 pm

   Haw!

   I still like the other one better with the

   “Goggles”
   0 T: Do nothing.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 7, 2007 at 11:10 pm

   

   hahahahahahahahah
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   June 7, 2007 at 11:21 pm

   The implied cinematic is pretty fucking awesome.

   This card seems broken, though; for only 3 mana you can drop a 2/2 card that can destroy any wall?
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   lee7 (UID# 274) 0  0
   June 7, 2007 at 11:27 pm

   Yeah, lol. This thing would be more rare than a Black Lotus.
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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 9:17 am

   Well… Considering there are “Walls” and “Defenders” now it’s probably not that OP.

   (A defender is basically a creature that can’t attack, although there are a few cards that will allow this for a cost)

   I suppose if there was a cost to use the ability such as Tap (2): Destroy target wall. It would be an uncommon. But I could see this effectively being a rare.

   /MTG Technical musings off

   5 Stars! Great Pic.
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   natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 9:25 am

   Absolutely 5 stars!
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   June 8, 2007 at 10:56 am

   I haven’t seen any good walls come along since wall of vapor in 5th or 6th edition, and that was what.. back in ’95?

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French Taunter CCG Card

Posted in Images on April 5th, 2007 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 1  0
   April 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm

   The best part is that there is a copyright at the bottom. I am sure there are atleast 2 companies that would disagree.

   ohhh and NI!
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   namelis1 (UID# 39) 1  0
   April 5, 2007 at 6:55 pm

   Weird card.
   Anyway, if that was a true French taunter he would surrender before even taunting.
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     March 30, 2012 at 1:41 am

     

     Not getting the reference or researching history means that you fail at life.

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Jack Thompson CCG

Posted in Images on October 2nd, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   October 2, 2006 at 10:39 pm

   

   Wikipedia says:
   “John Bruce “Jack” Thompson (born July 25, 1951) is an American attorney and activist against obscenity and violence in media and entertainment, based in Coral Gables, Florida. Thompson describes himself as a Christian conservative and a Republican.[1]

   After an initial foray into politics, Thompson concentrated his efforts on activism against obscenity, particularly obscenity in rap music and broadcasts by radio personality Howard Stern. More recently, he has focused on violence as well, particularly in the content of computer and video games and their alleged effects on children.”
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   October 3, 2006 at 11:11 pm

   a 2/2 for five mana? that is a shitty card. Baseless Legal Threats better be some kickass Sorcery.
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   doombuddy (UID# 2461) 0  0
   March 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm

   damn straight! I hate that guy

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CGC Card – Jailbait

Posted in Images on May 19th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 0  1
   February 15, 2007 at 5:58 am

   Do you have the original pic file that she was cut-n-pasted from? Where can I get a copy?

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Summon WMD’s

Posted in Images on March 23rd, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Another CCG card from Fark, this one for WMD:

WMD’s acannot be summoned, as they do not exist. Lands tapped to summon WMD’s is destroyed. Summoner loses credibility with most of the world, but remember’s Poland.

Iraq has nookular weapons

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The Goggles! They Do NOTHING.

Posted in Images on February 17th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Frequently on Fark, people thrown down CCG cards that have been photoshopped. This is one of my favorites, and I would love to credit someone with this. I see the Ronald Bieber copywrite notice, but I’m not sure where his website is…

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   (UID# ) 0  0
   February 17, 2006 at 7:54 am

   love your site! Highly entertaining….especially the spech cheklist. Heidi
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   February 17, 2006 at 9:45 am

   Thanks! btw, I got myself a url to be all offical and stuff:

   www.myconfinedspace.com
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   neuromancer (UID# 265) 0  0
   May 17, 2007 at 3:11 pm

   Ronald’s site:

   www.ufp-terminal.de/STUFF/Magic/

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