Stingray PWNS

Comment by RoQ — September 4, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

Spelt anonymous wrong.

Comment by bright green — September 4, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

Black Humour FTW

its sad but true that people with twisted senses of humour tend to be funnier than normal people

Comment by KommissarKonrad — September 4, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

Wow, exactly two years since Irwin’s tragic murder at the hands of a peaceful sea creature.

Comment by Professor Cramulus — September 4, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

i love how it’s a 0/1

Comment by natedog — September 4, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

I have yet to see a image of these without spelling errors. It saddens me.

Comment by zipfer — September 4, 2008 @ 5:19 pm

@bright green:

“Spelt anonymous wrong.”

Yeah, but you made up a whole word. S-P-E-L-L-E-D

Comment by the3g_ipwn — September 4, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

are?

Comment by SuperAmmo — August 21, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

My mother has been walking around for a week spouting Mike Phelps facts like he’s Chuck Norris. She finally stopped when I added that if you put a phonograph needle to Mike Phelps’ nipple, it plays Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys.

Chuck Norris carries a list of Mike Phelps facts, btw.

Comment by suicydking — August 21, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

who ever made this failed with the mana cost. it should definitely cost moar blue mana than any of the others. and 4 plains for lucky strike? I CALL BULLSHIT.

rofl at “moisture in the are”

also, weird biceps are weird

Comment by natedog — August 21, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

and why are his abs asymmetrical?

Comment by natedog — August 21, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

He’s a shaved ape trained to swim…

Comment by Marrock — August 21, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

its spelled MICHAEL for fuck’s sake…you jackass.

Comment by BigWig — August 21, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

wow

suddenly everyone cares about swimming cause he won it?

I wish the Americans would win some obscure event like the weird ones with the guns and cross country skiing so everyone could try and pretend genuine interest in it without really understanding what it is.

Watching the Olympics and suddenly caring just showing how falsified most people’s interest in anything really is.

America swims the fastest you fucking commie chinks! Fuck you! Fuck! You!

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 21, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

I picture him as more of a blue-red dual-color, possibly with shroud and almost certainly with islandwalk, but the power/toughness is bogus. Especially for 5.

Oh, and of course he’d have to be legendary.

Comment by warren — August 21, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

Wow this image is the epitomy of fail.

Comment by zipfer — August 21, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

Wow could they make a less cool card of him? Pffft needs more blue, needs Island walk, needs to be legendary. This is so much fail my eyes are failing.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 21, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

@ magnus
why not? were doing good….. soo why not be proud and interested. are you saying that sence hes breaking so many records and winning so many medals we shouldnt care and look the other way?

this card is soooooo bad and dumb.

Comment by TrikYodz — August 21, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

I cared about swimming before we watch it in brasil probably more then in the US.

Comment by Thrella — August 21, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

“soo why not be proud”
Because you or I didn’t do anything but coincidentally live in the same country as him. If he wasn’t American do you think it would all over the news?
I can understand why you might admire and respect someone for their achievements, but its sad that people are proud, as if they had some contribution to his success.

Comment by reboot — August 21, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

well being from the same country as him gives me a sense of pride and patriotism. but i do understand how people are acting “as if they had some contribution to his success.” but either way if someone does well to peak a whole countries interest in some sport that we really didnt care for then kudos. it can be annoying to hear about him like they were seasoned swimfans and followed him on his swimming circut, but im rootin for him cause he is pretty much the best swimmer ever. its like being annoied that people like lance armstrong cause hes good at bike riding. i may be missing the point. if i am please tell me.

Comment by TrikYodz — August 21, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

Its in no way limited to America. Its just fucking stupid that its not that people are really into swimming and appreciate what he did. They just care that someone from their same geographic region did something better than someone from another geographic reason and suddenly he or she are a fucking hero. Retarded.

That’s why the Olympics are stupid. Its a big marketing machine and the events themselves mean sweet fuck all. I mean would anyone even be doing half this shit if they couldn’t get into the Olympics? Is there a big swimming circuit that’s followed in some countries that I don’t know about? Pro swimmers?

It’s all just dumb. Pumping your young with new enhancement drugs that you hope won’t be detected so they can beat the other drug monkeys so you can proudly proclaim “America has the fastest swimmer”. Congratulations. Your economy is still circling the bowl right now. Lets try and keep our priorities straight.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 21, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

Goggles: They do nothing.

Comment by Billy Manic — August 22, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

Epic fail.

Comment by dekay46 — August 22, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

Gold medal in FAIL.

Comment by XJC — August 23, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

He’s a bit good on the old sewing maching, isn’t he?

Comment by Ando — May 19, 2008 @ 5:54 am

Does nobody think that his chest is… too imposing?

Comment by V3N0M — May 19, 2008 @ 6:03 am

Camel toe.

Comment by unknown — May 19, 2008 @ 7:20 am

The player which noobs use.

Comment by bright green — May 19, 2008 @ 10:55 am

i like it
his arms arent astoundingly huge like a tree trunk.
this games gonna be win

Comment by TrikYodz — May 19, 2008 @ 11:00 am

lol, i love the comment at the bottom of it.

Comment by lee7 — April 1, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

-makes card.

-adds to deck.

Comment by glam_bastard — August 17, 2008 @ 5:22 am

lol WUT?

Comment by natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 8:00 am

Hummm, love the backround…
The Scorpion, not so much……

Comment by gx5000 — April 1, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

Kind of undercosted if you’re playing a block-constructed deck, isn’t it? I don’t think the 2 toughness and legendary status are sufficient to balance against the keywords, particularly if you’ve got an Aura in play that turns all opponents’ creatures into Lolis.

Comment by warren — November 13, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

Please. Please go, now, and get a hooker.

You NEED sex, right now.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — November 13, 2007 @ 4:32 pm

Epic Win. Everybody should add the Kool Aid Guy, French Taunter, and Pedobear to their magic deck.

Comment by Dondivad — November 13, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

Yeah, this would be really good if it was in Lorwyn/Shadowmoor.

Comment by RSIxidor — November 13, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

I’m with Luke, you all reeeeeeally need to get out more.

Really.

Go…now.

Drugs, sex, booze….something.

Please.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 13, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

I get laid a lot. A lot a lot. And she wants to learn how to play Magic. So booyah, bitches!

Comment by RSIxidor — November 13, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

I personally think this i really funny because you have to be familiar with magic to get most of the jokes. That means you can laugh while everyone else stands around confused as all hell.

And thats the best kind of laughter.

Comment by The ATZ — November 13, 2007 @ 8:22 pm

WG seems like a incorrect color choice for Pedobear.

Comment by nocash — November 13, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

Haha, i can see her knickers!

Comment by Hepathos — November 7, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

Where’s the “Punch Her In The Ovaries” card?

Comment by dantoo — November 7, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

Just what anime is that picture from?

Comment by Qoppa — November 8, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

You’d definitely need mana flares to reach the casting cost on that. Looks like it can still be counter spelled tho. And theres’ always bury.

Comment by Neuromancer — August 31, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

Or “remove from game”

Comment by goatsgomoo — August 31, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

or worship and unblockables

Comment by sirian — August 31, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

no…this is wrong..hardly anyone uses demons, and there aren’t that many demons in any sets anyways, so what’s the point in destroying the demons?

Comment by sirian — August 20, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

Indeed, all i play nowadays is green trample. Trample is the most devastating ability imo. the look of defeat on your opponent’s face is satisfying. I love the fangren first born, gruul war plow combo. try that out for size in a saproling deck.

Comment by slakinator — August 12, 2007 @ 8:35 pm

your nerdy comment almost kills the awesomeness that is dethklok.. but it doesn’t. IT CAN’T. they rock and the darkest dark is quite dark in my opinion, but yet not dark enough yet.

Comment by t. durden — August 12, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

even darker is when they went to the deepest, darkest, deepest place on the earth…

THE MARIANAS TRENCH

Comment by Synfyre — August 12, 2007 @ 9:32 pm

the acclaim to the level of metal bands hardcore-ness is beginning to sound more and more like “Danger-Area” from the Restaurant at the end of the universe. Its just a bunch of angry guys playing on guitars and drums ffs.

Comment by slakinator — August 12, 2007 @ 9:47 pm

Ah yes! HotBlack Desiato..dead for a year because of tax purposes..
LMAO I haven’t read that book in a while..wonder if they’ll actually put that in hitchhikers next movie

Comment by MadMutant — August 12, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

make ‘em cry with a classic combo of Winter Orb and Icy Manipulator. be all liek, hahas! no landz 4 j00 now!!!1!

Comment by Ctrl-Alt-Elite — August 13, 2007 @ 12:57 am

If they want to make everything black, then shouldn’t that make things black, not colorless? No flavor to this card at all.

Comment by RSIxidor — August 13, 2007 @ 1:21 am

@ slakinator saproling decks aren’t that bad, all you really have to do is put a few scions of the wild in the deck, give them trample, and have some conclave phalanxes, cause then you have shitloads of little saprolings and other creatures, extremely poweful scions, and you get life for each creature you control when you play the phalanx

Comment by sirian — August 20, 2007 @ 10:49 pm