Pope Killin’ a Dragon
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Pope Sylvester I
So let me ask you atheist libtards a question. If religion never happened, then where the hell are all the dragons?
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you don’t need to believe to have a merry christmas!
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no is dolan
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The image maker is making a good point, but ruining it with lousy research.
1) The holiday wreath is Etruscan, thousands of years older than Wicca.
2) Ancient Germanic peoples (not Celts) held the Mistletoe as sacred, but the kissing thing seems to be modern.
3) The Christmas Tree is also ancient Germanic: they were famous for tree worship. Saturnalia is an unrelated Roman holiday.
Why would you bother making a pedantic image like this if you can’t even spend five minutes googling getting your facts straight? Being pedantic and sarcastic is something you earn, not just something everyone is entitled to.
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Thank you Caio.
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fuck yall. alls i need is booze
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“you don’t need to believe to have a merry christmas!”
Well, since it’s CHRISTmas, you should believe in Christ.
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GTFO
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Since mas = mass, you should be Catholic.
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Mass isn’t only a catholic thing.
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Neither is Christmas only a Christian thing.
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I didn’t say it is.
But it is “silly” to celebrate something named after a guy, in whom you don’t believe.
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Who cares who it’s named after? You’re allowed to enjoy a weekend without believing in the Roman god Saturn.
It’s not about Jesus anymore, hardly even for Christians.
You know what’s silly? Celebrating Jesus’ birthday on a day which is most likely not his birthday.
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I think anybody who’s celebrating stuff, should care what they celebrating, and why. If not, then why call it Christmas, and not winter solstice, W-Sol, or something like that ? Or why you need to call it at all ?
“You know what’s silly? Celebrating Jesus’ birthday on a day which is most likely not his birthday.”
Yes it is, but I didn’t say it isn’t.
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We still call it Christmas because we’re lazy, and people know what we don’t mean “we celebrate Jesus’ birthday” but “we give each other presents and decorate a tree”.
No need to be all OCD and expect every thing to correspond exactly with its name. You need to stop being so nit-picky, man, it doesn’t reflect well on you.
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“No need to be all OCD…”
I only pointed out that since it’s Christ-mas one should believe in Christ. It’s you who started to dwell. Either because you thought I wrote something, or just because you need to have the final word.
As for “reflection”, I don’t really care what people around me think, so try to imagine how I feel about anonymous people from Internet.
You should try it, maybe then that urge “to show others”, will diminish, and you’ll be healthier.
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It’s fine, I think you realize by now that you were wrong. It’s okay to say so.
Sometimes a thing can be cultural even if it’s got religious roots. That’s just how things work.
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I missed the part where Christians attended mass?
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no is dolan
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The image maker is making a good point, but ruining it with lousy research.
1) The holiday wreath is Etruscan, thousands of years older than Wicca.
2) Ancient Germanic peoples (not Celts) held the Mistletoe as sacred, but the kissing thing seems to be modern.
3) The Christmas Tree is also ancient Germanic: they were famous for tree worship. Saturnalia is an unrelated Roman holiday.
Why would you bother making a pedantic image like this if you can’t even spend five minutes googling getting your facts straight? Being pedantic and sarcastic is something you earn, not just something everyone is entitled to.
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Thank you Caio.
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fuck yall. alls i need is booze
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Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
“you don’t need to believe to have a merry christmas!”
Well, since it’s CHRISTmas, you should believe in Christ.-
GTFO
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Since mas = mass, you should be Catholic.
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Mass isn’t only a catholic thing.
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Neither is Christmas only a Christian thing.
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I didn’t say it is.
But it is “silly” to celebrate something named after a guy, in whom you don’t believe. -
Who cares who it’s named after? You’re allowed to enjoy a weekend without believing in the Roman god Saturn.
It’s not about Jesus anymore, hardly even for Christians.
You know what’s silly? Celebrating Jesus’ birthday on a day which is most likely not his birthday.
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I think anybody who’s celebrating stuff, should care what they celebrating, and why. If not, then why call it Christmas, and not winter solstice, W-Sol, or something like that ? Or why you need to call it at all ?
“You know what’s silly? Celebrating Jesus’ birthday on a day which is most likely not his birthday.”
Yes it is, but I didn’t say it isn’t. -
We still call it Christmas because we’re lazy, and people know what we don’t mean “we celebrate Jesus’ birthday” but “we give each other presents and decorate a tree”.
No need to be all OCD and expect every thing to correspond exactly with its name. You need to stop being so nit-picky, man, it doesn’t reflect well on you.
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“No need to be all OCD…”
I only pointed out that since it’s Christ-mas one should believe in Christ. It’s you who started to dwell. Either because you thought I wrote something, or just because you need to have the final word.
As for “reflection”, I don’t really care what people around me think, so try to imagine how I feel about anonymous people from Internet.
You should try it, maybe then that urge “to show others”, will diminish, and you’ll be healthier. -
It’s fine, I think you realize by now that you were wrong. It’s okay to say so.
Sometimes a thing can be cultural even if it’s got religious roots. That’s just how things work.
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I missed the part where Christians attended mass?
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Killing children in the bible: no biggie.
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Do, Fod’s kin!
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Well, I’m sure the new kid are better.
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Not as complainey, got the fear of God’s wrath in them.
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Faith isn’t about thinking, that’s why it’s called faith, and not thinking.
Think about this too.
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“But dad, I don’t wanna go to Sunday School!”
“Neither did my first kids.”
“What first kids?”
“Exactly.”
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flawed summary is flawed.
The Book of Job is about God apologizing to Man.
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Sounds like he should have.
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I take that to mean that the Christian god is not perfect, and that he knows it.
Also, he kills humans for sport.
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Just gonna throw this out there…
If critics of the Bible were just as willing to stretch the metaphor and cherry-pick the example and make undue connections, this would probably be cited as an example of God not thinking children are real people and thus abortion’s probably cool.
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Ah, the old kids are OK, they just got to the end game sooner than expected, which after all is the goal, to be sitting beside God in Happy Happy Land.
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Good call! Time to update the commandments to make murder okay.
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Do, Fod’s kin!
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Well, I’m sure the new kid are better.
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Not as complainey, got the fear of God’s wrath in them.
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Faith isn’t about thinking, that’s why it’s called faith, and not thinking.
Think about this too. -
“But dad, I don’t wanna go to Sunday School!”
“Neither did my first kids.”
“What first kids?”
“Exactly.” -
flawed summary is flawed.
The Book of Job is about God apologizing to Man.
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Sounds like he should have.
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I take that to mean that the Christian god is not perfect, and that he knows it.
Also, he kills humans for sport.
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Just gonna throw this out there…
If critics of the Bible were just as willing to stretch the metaphor and cherry-pick the example and make undue connections, this would probably be cited as an example of God not thinking children are real people and thus abortion’s probably cool.
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Ah, the old kids are OK, they just got to the end game sooner than expected, which after all is the goal, to be sitting beside God in Happy Happy Land.
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Good call! Time to update the commandments to make murder okay.
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Because you can’t be Christian without sucking up
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So first Christians want you to believe in their god (because they don’t want to be alone in thinking magic is real), then they want you to worship.
The thing is, many Christians don’t see a difference between the two. I can see where people can believe in god, but I don’t see why they would worship him and sacrifice their dignity in the ordeal.
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Ah, another r/atheism browser, good day to you sir
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Because it can serve as a source of social cohesion, even if it is a lousy source of social cohesion.
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So can the German Socialist Party.
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Yes, exactly.
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Nothing says “meaningless oversimplification” like squeezing a concept unto a shirt.
The shitty religious tone around here is palpable and the shitposting discussion, nonstop. This leads me to believe that MCS is the worst church ever.
Also, redditors are scumbags. Sorry, I didn’t mean that. I meant to say, “le scumbags”.
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It’s almost like trying to squeeze in the most important rules of man into stone tablets, right?
*Pinky to mouth*
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Ha ha. Yea, exactly. Look how badly he goofed the whole “don’t kill your neighbor” part, amirite?
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You know what, I fucking hate my neighbours.
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Everybody does. That’s why they made a commandment about it.
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Yeah, because what did he mean by “kill?” And what about “neighbor?” Clearly the stone tablets aren’t enough.
Also he admits he’s not the only god around.
Such a goof!
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I don’t hate god. I just hate the fanclub.
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Good because hating nonexistent things, is probably a mental condition.
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Ooooh, look, a witty shirt. Feuerbach would be proud -_-
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Damn, I wonder what’s new on MCS?
Oh, hatin’ on relig?
Totally new stuff bro!
Way to blaze a trail!
Insightful commentary too!
I gotta get in on this…. Here, let me try….
“Fucken MCS fags suckin’ Tiki dick!”
Fucken nailed it, bro.
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Here we have exhibit A, demonstrating the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
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Pretty accurate.
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Ah, another r/atheism browser, good day to you sir
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Because it can serve as a source of social cohesion, even if it is a lousy source of social cohesion.
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So can the German Socialist Party.
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Yes, exactly.
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Nothing says “meaningless oversimplification” like squeezing a concept unto a shirt.
The shitty religious tone around here is palpable and the shitposting discussion, nonstop. This leads me to believe that MCS is the worst church ever.
Also, redditors are scumbags. Sorry, I didn’t mean that. I meant to say, “le scumbags”.
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It’s almost like trying to squeeze in the most important rules of man into stone tablets, right?
*Pinky to mouth*
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Ha ha. Yea, exactly. Look how badly he goofed the whole “don’t kill your neighbor” part, amirite?
=|
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You know what, I fucking hate my neighbours.
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Everybody does. That’s why they made a commandment about it.
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Yeah, because what did he mean by “kill?” And what about “neighbor?” Clearly the stone tablets aren’t enough.
Also he admits he’s not the only god around.
Such a goof!
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I don’t hate god. I just hate the fanclub.
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Good because hating nonexistent things, is probably a mental condition.
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Ooooh, look, a witty shirt. Feuerbach would be proud -_-
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Damn, I wonder what’s new on MCS?
Oh, hatin’ on relig?Totally new stuff bro!
Way to blaze a trail!
Insightful commentary too!I gotta get in on this…. Here, let me try….
“Fucken MCS fags suckin’ Tiki dick!”Fucken nailed it, bro.
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Here we have exhibit A, demonstrating the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
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Pretty accurate.
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March 22, 2013 at 9:12 am
The dragons evolved into pangolins. DUH!
March 22, 2013 at 5:47 pm
In my garage:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2012/03/10/god-is-an-invisible-dragon-in-my-garage/
March 22, 2013 at 7:06 pm
There never were any. Occam’s Razor and all.