Shark On Elephant Back

Posted on May 26, 2008 by batmanturbod | 4 Comments
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CONTRARY TO WHAT MOST PEOPLE SAY, THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE LION OR THE THE TIGER OR EVEN THE ELEPHANT.  IT’S A SHARK RIDING ON AN ELEPHANT’S BACK, JUST TRAMPLING AND EATING EVERYTHING THEY SEE - JACK HANDY


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MCS Late Entry - Neflhim

Posted on May 1, 2008 by neflhim | Leave a Comment
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I’m the one in the left, sadly.


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“fair” game?

Posted on March 31, 2008 by anonymus | 8 Comments
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Scientologist in LA follows 2 protesters with signs revealing their real names addresses and phone numbers.

 

Luckily the 2 men did not like being asked how the CoS can carry those signs and claim that Fair Game is no longer used and they went away.


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Aqua Teen Terror Levels

Posted on January 31, 2008 by tiki god | Leave a Comment
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Yummy-Rummy’s Taste-Tastic Terror Rainbow

Posted on May 2, 2006 by tiki god | 3 Comments
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terrorrainbow_small Yummy-Rummys Taste-Tastic Terror Rainbow


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Sky Watch Alert Level

Posted on February 20, 2006 by tiki god | 1 Comment
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The Sky Is Falling

The Sky Is Falling, also known as Chicken Little, Chicken Licken or Henny Penny is an old, classical fable of unknown origin about a chicken who believes the sky is falling. The phrase has also become used to indicate a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.


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The Tech Support Caller Warning System

Posted on January 24, 2006 by tiki god | Leave a Comment
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TechSupport The Tech Support Caller Warning System
Low Stupidity Condition Signifies a caller offers little or no risk of causing the tech a cranial aneurysm. This is usually a calller who understand that most technical “secrets” are cleverly concealed in the mysterious things called “manuals.” Recommendation: Cherish these ones.
Suspicious Stupiditity Condition Signifies a caller who is suspected of weapons-grade stupidity, without any real evidence. Recommendation: Send “inspectors.”
Elevated Stupidity Condition Indicates a significant risk of stroke in the tech cause by a caller who insist that “there is no ‘any key’ on the keyboard” and that “there’s no way I can click on ‘you computer’ from over here.”Recommendation: Slow Breating exercisiese and a good punching bag.
High Stupidity Condition Indicates a high risk of an apoplectic fit. callers insist that their operating system is “netscape,” their web browser is by “Logitech” and the specific application that blew up on them is “Microsoft.” (Heh) Recommendation: Join a Zen Monastery
Severe Stupidity Condition Indicates the highest risk possible. Adrenaline overload and renal failure caused by callers who angrily state that they have a degree and are in fact very clever, and that the tech must “hop to it and fix things.” When asked to “open a window” they do in fact get up and open a window. Alas. Recommendation: a large bludgeoning instrument. For you or them, it’s really your choice.

From our friends over at User Friendly


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