After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”
The Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”
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The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to Squires Four Pub in BC, where he stopped for more beer.
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the Vernon, BC towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.
This guy was sitting in front of my Nazi neighbour’s house and he had these Hitler beer bottles so I asked if I could buy one. He was sceptical at first and asked why. I said I think they’re pretty and that way I’ll have something to punish myself with, for not being Aryan, he laughed and gave me one for free. They’re from Italy and it’s actually illegal to own these here in Austria.
I suspected one of my employees of drinking on the job, soon after I found this; his secret hiding spot. Oh yeah fired.