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Indiana Jones Dr Peper Wallpaper
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because the movie wasn’t bad enough, and because even your personal computer should be an ad for something.
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Way too much CGI – THANKS LUCAS!
Horrible Script
Mediocre Gags
Bad Jokes
Mutt Williams – Cool Character
Overall = A giant just under mediocre let down. I don’t blame Spielberg though, I blame Lucas.
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How about no?
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is he holding that wrong?
or is it just me?
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@Puulaahi:
Mutt was a cool character?
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fuck you.
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Proof positive that being drunk doesn’t make Shia LaBeauf a good actor or a useful part of any movie he is in.
Fuck Lucas, Fuck Spielberg for causing this raping of a good franchise.
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@tiki god: very much agreed
shitty actor, plus mundane character.
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@Puulaahi: Are you serious? The guy’s name is MUTT.
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This movie was the biggest disappointment of my life. I was so sad when this finished. I felt like somebody took a shit in chest and smothered all my hopes and dreams with their massive turd.
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I hated this movie so much, even after I was prepared to be disappointed.
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Haha, something about Southpark and raping and Spielberg and Lucas making Dr. Jones squeal like a pig.
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Not only would I never subject myself to the torture of watching this movie but Labeouf totally looks like a 1950′s greaser with a sword….Danny Zuko meets Robin Hood meets Hans Solo???
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Not to ruin your childhoods or anything, but, yes, this movie sucked giant donkey balls on a pogo stick, but if you think the originals were any better, it’s just because you haven’t watched them in 20 years. (Same goes to Star Wars fans.)
What Lucas/Spielberg invented with Indiana Jones was the non-hero: the hero who doesn’t actually save the day, he just stands around while the day pretty much saves itself. Or in the case of Raiders, he does the incredibly heroic act of not looking while the deux ex machina (in this case, deux himself) saves the day for him.
Watch Raiders with the benefit of Rifftrax and believe me, Crystal Skull won’t look so bad in comparison.
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Insert Lex Luthor “WRONG!!!”.
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@Lucky_Crunchy: Fuck you. Danny Zuko is awesome.
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I’m not dissing on D Zuke. I’m dissing on Labeouf and his entirely lame careers moves……and outfits.
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@Insanely Rational: Just watched Last Crusade last night, still remains one of my favorite movies of all time.
And for the record, MST3K is funny. The guys who made it are funny. They can chop anything to pieces, especially action movies. Get over yourself.
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@Insanely Rational: By “inventing the non hero”, don’t you mean “using the Pulp Hero format”.
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@Insanely Rational: You’re nuts if you think Raiders of the Lost Ark “sucked balls”. Its one of the most iconic, genre-defining movies of all time. Every single scene has been imitated, homaged and parodied a thousand times. Its an impressive work at every levels, like how the character of Indiana is completely defined by the end of the first scene with hardly any dialogue. Most films can’t pull off that kind of character development throughout the entire movie.
“the hero who doesn’t actually save the day, he just stands around while the day pretty much saves itself. ”
He doesn’t just stand around, he struggles, he fights, he risks his life. But ultimately he’s still just one man who’s part of a much larger scheme of the universe. That’s the point. Whether or not you agree with those philosophical implications, that’s hardly a flaw with the movie.
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Gotta say – Labeouf ruins every movie I see him in.
He must take pipe from all the right Jews to ruin so many movies.
He better be on some kinda super-kosher, anal, birth control tablets is all I’m sayin’.
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Man, Shia LeBeouf is such an incredible douche.
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I liked Transformers,
I thought Shia LeBeouf played his character in that movie well.
I didn’t like Crystal Skull,
Shia LeBeouf contributed a disappointing performance to a movie that was disappointing on so many levels.
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Kill Shia LaDouche with fire
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@jediadept
You’re kidding right? Transformers sucked! We don’t even see an Autobot until about an hour into the movie. The movie revolved around Shia LeDouche. If the movie was titled “Crappy Actor tries to bang girls light years out of his league”, then yes, it was a great movie, but I wanted to see some robots kicking ass.
Plus the fact that a 17-year old nerd kills Megatron is unforgivable.
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I@RedneckPanther:
I believe the writers said this was necessary buildup to the introduction of the robots. They then further built it up with just a few robots, then went en masse (ish). I think it makes sense, because while they were trying to pull in the existing fans of the franchise, they are also are trying to pull new viewers in, and sometimes that takes finesse to not leave a viewer confused. Bay said in some other interview that the first movie was about defining the Transformers and presenting their mythology and their war. Since it didn’t just pick up a G1 story, they had to make introductions.
I hope it is accurate when they say TF:RotF is more focused on the robots. I’m interested.
A point of note, that damn wheeled thing better not be The Fallen or I will fucking kill Bay and the fucking writers.
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Oh, and while I enjoyed watching Indiana have another movie, it did kinda suck.
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@TrikYodz: I’m pretty sure he is holding it wrong. Looks like he’s got a finger around the blade; that piece is there to snag the other guy’s weapon.
Onward: It wasn’t so good, but I liked that it had every signature Lucas/Spielberg element in it possible, an amalgam of Indy, Star Wars and E.T. along with Biblical elements. Utter crap unto themselves, but mix them and it becomes so-bad-it’s-good.
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@dusturd: What he said… maybe we can also roast George Lucas on the resulting bonfire. Wait, we should do it the other way around; Lucas will burn longer.
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Fencing: Ur doin it rong.
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because the movie wasn’t bad enough, and because even your personal computer should be an ad for something.
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Way too much CGI – THANKS LUCAS!
Horrible Script
Mediocre Gags
Bad Jokes
Mutt Williams – Cool CharacterOverall = A giant just under mediocre let down. I don’t blame Spielberg though, I blame Lucas.
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How about no?
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is he holding that wrong?
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@Puulaahi:
Mutt was a cool character?
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Proof positive that being drunk doesn’t make Shia LaBeauf a good actor or a useful part of any movie he is in.
Fuck Lucas, Fuck Spielberg for causing this raping of a good franchise.
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@tiki god: very much agreed
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@Puulaahi: Are you serious? The guy’s name is MUTT.
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This movie was the biggest disappointment of my life. I was so sad when this finished. I felt like somebody took a shit in chest and smothered all my hopes and dreams with their massive turd.
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I hated this movie so much, even after I was prepared to be disappointed.
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Haha, something about Southpark and raping and Spielberg and Lucas making Dr. Jones squeal like a pig.
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Not only would I never subject myself to the torture of watching this movie but Labeouf totally looks like a 1950′s greaser with a sword….Danny Zuko meets Robin Hood meets Hans Solo???
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Not to ruin your childhoods or anything, but, yes, this movie sucked giant donkey balls on a pogo stick, but if you think the originals were any better, it’s just because you haven’t watched them in 20 years. (Same goes to Star Wars fans.)
What Lucas/Spielberg invented with Indiana Jones was the non-hero: the hero who doesn’t actually save the day, he just stands around while the day pretty much saves itself. Or in the case of Raiders, he does the incredibly heroic act of not looking while the deux ex machina (in this case, deux himself) saves the day for him.
Watch Raiders with the benefit of Rifftrax and believe me, Crystal Skull won’t look so bad in comparison.
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Insert Lex Luthor “WRONG!!!”.
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@Lucky_Crunchy: Fuck you. Danny Zuko is awesome.
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I’m not dissing on D Zuke. I’m dissing on Labeouf and his entirely lame careers moves……and outfits.
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@Insanely Rational: Just watched Last Crusade last night, still remains one of my favorite movies of all time.
And for the record, MST3K is funny. The guys who made it are funny. They can chop anything to pieces, especially action movies. Get over yourself.
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@Insanely Rational: By “inventing the non hero”, don’t you mean “using the Pulp Hero format”.
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@Insanely Rational: You’re nuts if you think Raiders of the Lost Ark “sucked balls”. Its one of the most iconic, genre-defining movies of all time. Every single scene has been imitated, homaged and parodied a thousand times. Its an impressive work at every levels, like how the character of Indiana is completely defined by the end of the first scene with hardly any dialogue. Most films can’t pull off that kind of character development throughout the entire movie.
“the hero who doesn’t actually save the day, he just stands around while the day pretty much saves itself. ”
He doesn’t just stand around, he struggles, he fights, he risks his life. But ultimately he’s still just one man who’s part of a much larger scheme of the universe. That’s the point. Whether or not you agree with those philosophical implications, that’s hardly a flaw with the movie. -
Gotta say – Labeouf ruins every movie I see him in.
He must take pipe from all the right Jews to ruin so many movies.
He better be on some kinda super-kosher, anal, birth control tablets is all I’m sayin’. -
Man, Shia LeBeouf is such an incredible douche.
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I liked Transformers,
I thought Shia LeBeouf played his character in that movie well.
I didn’t like Crystal Skull,
Shia LeBeouf contributed a disappointing performance to a movie that was disappointing on so many levels. -
Kill Shia LaDouche with fire
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@jediadept
You’re kidding right? Transformers sucked! We don’t even see an Autobot until about an hour into the movie. The movie revolved around Shia LeDouche. If the movie was titled “Crappy Actor tries to bang girls light years out of his league”, then yes, it was a great movie, but I wanted to see some robots kicking ass.
Plus the fact that a 17-year old nerd kills Megatron is unforgivable.
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I@RedneckPanther:
I believe the writers said this was necessary buildup to the introduction of the robots. They then further built it up with just a few robots, then went en masse (ish). I think it makes sense, because while they were trying to pull in the existing fans of the franchise, they are also are trying to pull new viewers in, and sometimes that takes finesse to not leave a viewer confused. Bay said in some other interview that the first movie was about defining the Transformers and presenting their mythology and their war. Since it didn’t just pick up a G1 story, they had to make introductions.I hope it is accurate when they say TF:RotF is more focused on the robots. I’m interested.
A point of note, that damn wheeled thing better not be The Fallen or I will fucking kill Bay and the fucking writers.
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Oh, and while I enjoyed watching Indiana have another movie, it did kinda suck.
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@TrikYodz: I’m pretty sure he is holding it wrong. Looks like he’s got a finger around the blade; that piece is there to snag the other guy’s weapon.
Onward: It wasn’t so good, but I liked that it had every signature Lucas/Spielberg element in it possible, an amalgam of Indy, Star Wars and E.T. along with Biblical elements. Utter crap unto themselves, but mix them and it becomes so-bad-it’s-good.
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@dusturd: What he said… maybe we can also roast George Lucas on the resulting bonfire. Wait, we should do it the other way around; Lucas will burn longer.
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Fencing: Ur doin it rong.
Melted Begger
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Looks more like a melted flyer-hander-outer.
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@POLYONYMOUS: Nah, beggers always give you things, and have nicely groomed hair and shirt.
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@casemods: And a couple of grand’s worth of tailor made latex begging suit.
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We don’t want any pan handlers here!
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Looks more like a melted flyer-hander-outer.
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@POLYONYMOUS: Nah, beggers always give you things, and have nicely groomed hair and shirt.
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@casemods: And a couple of grand’s worth of tailor made latex begging suit.
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We don’t want any pan handlers here!
Melted Begger 2
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They appear to be giving him popcorn envelopes one might receive from a popcorn vendor at school or small theatre, normally filled with popcorn.
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@RSIxidor: Or maybe he’s giving them out?
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I don’t think it’s a begger.
Or a beggar either for that matter.
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What ever it is he’s passing out looks like it has a T.G.I.Friday’s logo on it.
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I think the real question here is… where’s Melted Begger (sic) 1?
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i’d hate to clean that up!
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google that, is a red cross campaing in argentina
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I have read that this was a guy protesting against global warming. See – he’s melting.
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SO HOW THE FUCK IS HE COMING OUT OF THE CONCRETE?
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Magic.
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Or no, he’s an amputee and carries his stomach in a plastic bag, it’s right there behind him.
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See the 2 light-colored tiles directly in front of him, the ones that stand out slightly?
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So all of our insides are blue?
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woooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
amazing
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would be much hotter if this was a melted girl. lol
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They appear to be giving him popcorn envelopes one might receive from a popcorn vendor at school or small theatre, normally filled with popcorn.
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@RSIxidor: Or maybe he’s giving them out?
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I don’t think it’s a begger.
Or a beggar either for that matter.
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What ever it is he’s passing out looks like it has a T.G.I.Friday’s logo on it.
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I think the real question here is… where’s Melted Begger (sic) 1?
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i’d hate to clean that up!
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google that, is a red cross campaing in argentina
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I have read that this was a guy protesting against global warming. See – he’s melting.
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SO HOW THE FUCK IS HE COMING OUT OF THE CONCRETE?
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Magic.
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Or no, he’s an amputee and carries his stomach in a plastic bag, it’s right there behind him.
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See the 2 light-colored tiles directly in front of him, the ones that stand out slightly?
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So all of our insides are blue?
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woooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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would be much hotter if this was a melted girl. lol
Think of your sponsor under all circumstances
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Err wat?
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What the sign is implying is that the football player’s shirt shouldn’t be obscured from view, seeing that the sponsor, Dexia wouldn’t get it’s recognition along with the player’s celebration.
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@Snarky Parker: Yeah I figured that out after I posted. Still, I hope it’s a shoop and there’s not a bunch of these displayed in locker rooms around the world.
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Oh, I have a hunch it’s real. Would not surprise me.
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Spare me!
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its real and there is
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The smart sponsor would simply pay for jerseys that had the logo underneath to compensate.
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London Union’s Football Club. Can be easily identified by the cartoon man’s shape
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from the Belgian soccer team Club Brugge
the sponsor made an entire advertising campaign in newspapers and on telivision with this sort of things
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Err wat?
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What the sign is implying is that the football player’s shirt shouldn’t be obscured from view, seeing that the sponsor, Dexia wouldn’t get it’s recognition along with the player’s celebration.
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@Snarky Parker: Yeah I figured that out after I posted. Still, I hope it’s a shoop and there’s not a bunch of these displayed in locker rooms around the world.
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Oh, I have a hunch it’s real. Would not surprise me.
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Spare me!
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its real and there is
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The smart sponsor would simply pay for jerseys that had the logo underneath to compensate.
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London Union’s Football Club. Can be easily identified by the cartoon man’s shape
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from the Belgian soccer team Club Brugge
the sponsor made an entire advertising campaign in newspapers and on telivision with this sort of things
Pause for a moment for a sponsor!
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Reality Sucks
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That’s how I want to die.
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Reality rocks, fuck Disney and all he stood for.
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No Willy! No!
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How is this Cinema chain?
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Bad sea kitten! Now cough him back up…
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i want tuna melt now
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Them’s goooood eatin’s! 
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“Damn nature! You scary!”
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@Drunkin: Hahah, u made me lol.
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wow. this shoop is 10x better than the high budget yet still crappy cgi/fx from the movie….and much more entertaining.
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Where is .be?
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@Drunkin: Sea kitten? Srsly? I mean I know they are in the same family and all, but a sealeopard can hardly be called a seakitten…
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@nyokki: LOL yeah, I got that, I just don’t think it properly respectful to refer to a Killer Whale as a “Seakitten”…
I was thinking calling it a big cat of the sea would be more appropriate (and voila! SeaLeopard! Heck Yeah!).
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@Phyreblade: Lol, I read that as leopard seal and was thinking “we already used that name”.
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@nyokki: LOL dithlexthia… I hath it… 
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I lol’ed at the pic. I always wanted to see something like that…damn that Michael Jackson song is in my head now…
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Killer whales… in their eyes, you ain’t no land kitten; you’re land tuna with extra mayonnaise.
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That’s how I want to die.
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Reality rocks, fuck Disney and all he stood for.
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No Willy! No!
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How is this Cinema chain?
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Bad sea kitten! Now cough him back up…
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i want tuna melt now
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Them’s goooood eatin’s!
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“Damn nature! You scary!”
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@Drunkin: Hahah, u made me lol.
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wow. this shoop is 10x better than the high budget yet still crappy cgi/fx from the movie….and much more entertaining.
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Where is .be?
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@Drunkin: Sea kitten? Srsly? I mean I know they are in the same family and all, but a sealeopard can hardly be called a seakitten…
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@nyokki: LOL yeah, I got that, I just don’t think it properly respectful to refer to a Killer Whale as a “Seakitten”…
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@Phyreblade: Lol, I read that as leopard seal and was thinking “we already used that name”.
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@nyokki: LOL dithlexthia… I hath it…
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I lol’ed at the pic. I always wanted to see something like that…damn that Michael Jackson song is in my head now…
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Killer whales… in their eyes, you ain’t no land kitten; you’re land tuna with extra mayonnaise.
Laptop Owners
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Saw this ad here on MCS. I lol\’d
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I also loled.
Then I clicked, and said “Well, this is actually a rather sensible idea”.
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lol! clever ad!
I’ve been a laptop owner for eight years and have never done that though.
(now that i’ve said that, i’ll do it tomorrow)
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This [the ad campaign] either REALLY works or scares away a lot of wanking laptop owners.
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@LukeV1-5:
I know you don’t mean that, that, that, that, that, that, ahhhhh…
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lol ack… btw im a laptop owner and my laptop is clean and shiney and all stickers are still on
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@ColombianMonkey: I wish I coudl say the same for my laptop. I had to use it for work when I was a field tech and while it works great it’s pretty worn.
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@outofocus:
Field tech? Yeah, that guarantees that you have Mexican Donkey Porn on that bad boy! Field techs are always pervs! 
@ColombianMonkey:
Bad Karma, bro! Remove the stickers. Manufacturer advert stickers stuck to your laptop = no street creds. Noob badges – gotta peel ‘em.
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man i have centrino2, vista, geforce, 9600 GT, dolby sticker but what the only bad is that the “WASD” buttons are kinda worn out. what can i say im a gamer. oh and 1 major sticker that has all the specifications of my laptop.
this is an example of how it is. but i didnt take this pic
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@ack: Yeah, you know us rack monkeys. All about the Mexican Donkey Porn… especially when Legos and Nerf guns are involved.
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The big on on the right is the Fail sticker ack was referring to. The left ones are fine.
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@hvymetal86:
Exactly. I would still peel them all, however. Eventually they will get peeled and the deck underneath will be discolored from them being left in place for so long. I am prejudiced against advertising stickers in general however.
@outofocus:
I’ve gotta call it like I see it. Every field tech I have ever met was a fully out of the closet perv. Proving that you had Donkey Lego Porn is apparently like some kind of proof of technical prowess in the field tech world… BTW – never touch a field techs keyboard! You surely do not know where it has been!
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@ack: you sir speak from experience
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@ack: That would explain why my friend and I were screwed out of our jobs. We weren’t perverted enough in the right ways.
I avoid touching other people’s keyboards, be them field techs or not.
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Oh… oh… OH! And, boom goes the dynamite.
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I also loled.
Then I clicked, and said “Well, this is actually a rather sensible idea”.
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lol! clever ad!
I’ve been a laptop owner for eight years and have never done that though.
(now that i’ve said that, i’ll do it tomorrow)
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This [the ad campaign] either REALLY works or scares away a lot of wanking laptop owners.
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lol ack… btw im a laptop owner and my laptop is clean and shiney and all stickers are still on
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@ColombianMonkey: I wish I coudl say the same for my laptop. I had to use it for work when I was a field tech and while it works great it’s pretty worn.
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@outofocus:
Field tech? Yeah, that guarantees that you have Mexican Donkey Porn on that bad boy! Field techs are always pervs! @ColombianMonkey:
Bad Karma, bro! Remove the stickers. Manufacturer advert stickers stuck to your laptop = no street creds. Noob badges – gotta peel ‘em. -
man i have centrino2, vista, geforce, 9600 GT, dolby sticker but what the only bad is that the “WASD” buttons are kinda worn out. what can i say im a gamer. oh and 1 major sticker that has all the specifications of my laptop.
this is an example of how it is. but i didnt take this pic
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@ack: Yeah, you know us rack monkeys. All about the Mexican Donkey Porn… especially when Legos and Nerf guns are involved.
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The big on on the right is the Fail sticker ack was referring to. The left ones are fine.
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@hvymetal86:
Exactly. I would still peel them all, however. Eventually they will get peeled and the deck underneath will be discolored from them being left in place for so long. I am prejudiced against advertising stickers in general however.@outofocus:
I’ve gotta call it like I see it. Every field tech I have ever met was a fully out of the closet perv. Proving that you had Donkey Lego Porn is apparently like some kind of proof of technical prowess in the field tech world… BTW – never touch a field techs keyboard! You surely do not know where it has been! -
@ack: you sir speak from experience
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@ack: That would explain why my friend and I were screwed out of our jobs. We weren’t perverted enough in the right ways.
I avoid touching other people’s keyboards, be them field techs or not.
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Oh… oh… OH! And, boom goes the dynamite.
The Swedish Chef for Apple Computers
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Bork bork bork!
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Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.
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Dammit, now I want strudel.
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Thanks to “Anders loves Maria” I cannot see The Chef or hear ‘bork bork bork’ without cracking up……(link may be nsfw)
anderslovesmaria.reneengstrom.com/2008/02/26/122-slipped/
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@SumoSnipe: Haha, yes, I think of the same thing.
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@SumoSnipe: Lol.
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Check out the bork add-on for firefox. It’s funny going to your favourite websites in bork! addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/507
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Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip.
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Dammit, now I want strudel.
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Thanks to “Anders loves Maria” I cannot see The Chef or hear ‘bork bork bork’ without cracking up……(link may be nsfw)
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@SumoSnipe: Haha, yes, I think of the same thing.
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@SumoSnipe: Lol.
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Check out the bork add-on for firefox. It’s funny going to your favourite websites in bork! addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/507
For A Product Demo Break The Glass
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Funny ad. I used it for a marketing assignment this past semester at my university.
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Lol, it took me a sec to figure it out. Most of the time I don’t enlarge the pics and I end up squinting trying to get a better look-see.
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That would so suck in a not happy ‘my gf has a tongue piercing’ way.
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Air marshal demo?
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@hdh: hoover vacuum ad….
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Fail demo is fail. I question any company that has an demo program that could possibly kill their future customers.
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Funny ad. I used it for a marketing assignment this past semester at my university.
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Lol, it took me a sec to figure it out. Most of the time I don’t enlarge the pics and I end up squinting trying to get a better look-see.
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That would so suck in a not happy ‘my gf has a tongue piercing’ way.
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Air marshal demo?
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@hdh: hoover vacuum ad….
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Fail demo is fail. I question any company that has an demo program that could possibly kill their future customers.
Trim-Jeans
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Fucking her with those pants on would be fun and a new fetish….
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I get the principles at work… and it probobly does work a tad. The “magic movements” are the icing on the cake though.
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Fucking her with those pants on would be fun and a new fetish….
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I get the principles at work… and it probobly does work a tad. The “magic movements” are the icing on the cake though.
Morbius – The Living Vampire
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never heard of it.. and I don’t think I want to.. looks like a fail
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@Avias:
That’s too bad because Morbius is pretty fucking cool.
All I remember about him is from the Spider-Man cartoon from the 90s.
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@RSIxidor:
Same here. Back when men smoked nonfilter cigarettes and drank coffee black, and a child’s Saturday morning cartoon content had at least one epic battle and was not a Japanese import…(Don’t mind everything after ‘Same here’, I think I’m still drunk from last night…)
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@Skifter:
Stay drunk, you’re speaking the truth.
How the fuck wants to watch a cartoon where the battles last for a few seconds, and are mostly the combatants yelling out fucking attack names! JESUS CHRIST!
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I stared at this picture for like 30 seconds.
I remembered the name.
I remembered the face.
I remembered MORBIUS, THE LIVING VAMPIRE.
Also, on the topic of anime, anyone remember Beyblade? I doubt it. But that is one example I would like to hold up.
FUCKING SPINNING TOPS FUCK
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I remember Beyblade.
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Beyblade had awesome intro music. Didn’t it also have robots?
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Yeah, Morbius was from the early spiderman series… If memory serves I think he was being hunted by Kraven…
@LukeV1-5: I remember watching an epsisode of beyblade oh so many moons ago… Kept wondering how they planned to make an entire cartoon hero series centered around spinning tops.
Then came Yugioh and their D&D playing cards. And Pokemon. It was at that point that I realized sanity was overrated…
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never heard of it.. and I don’t think I want to.. looks like a fail
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@Avias:
That’s too bad because Morbius is pretty fucking cool.All I remember about him is from the Spider-Man cartoon from the 90s.
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@RSIxidor:
Same here. Back when men smoked nonfilter cigarettes and drank coffee black, and a child’s Saturday morning cartoon content had at least one epic battle and was not a Japanese import…(Don’t mind everything after ‘Same here’, I think I’m still drunk from last night…) -
@Skifter:
Stay drunk, you’re speaking the truth.How the fuck wants to watch a cartoon where the battles last for a few seconds, and are mostly the combatants yelling out fucking attack names! JESUS CHRIST!
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I stared at this picture for like 30 seconds.
I remembered the name.
I remembered the face.
I remembered MORBIUS, THE LIVING VAMPIRE.
Also, on the topic of anime, anyone remember Beyblade? I doubt it. But that is one example I would like to hold up.
FUCKING SPINNING TOPS FUCK
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I remember Beyblade.
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Beyblade had awesome intro music. Didn’t it also have robots?
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Yeah, Morbius was from the early spiderman series… If memory serves I think he was being hunted by Kraven…
@LukeV1-5: I remember watching an epsisode of beyblade oh so many moons ago… Kept wondering how they planned to make an entire cartoon hero series centered around spinning tops.
Then came Yugioh and their D&D playing cards. And Pokemon. It was at that point that I realized sanity was overrated…
Don’t worry bitch….
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thank God you didn’t, but probably could.
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Misogyny? How fresh.
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they don’t show the next scene when she’s being sodomized with the beer bottle for burning dinner
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@dieAntagonista: i’m not sure that’s misogyny…
@peatpunk: oh, never mind.
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They’re laughing now, but after the beer, he’ll be beating her with the pan she burned the food in.
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Misogyny? How fresh.
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they don’t show the next scene when she’s being sodomized with the beer bottle for burning dinner
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@dieAntagonista: i’m not sure that’s misogyny…
@peatpunk: oh, never mind.
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They’re laughing now, but after the beer, he’ll be beating her with the pan she burned the food in.
Evolution of the Pepsi Logo
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Whose kid did the first Pepsi logo or was he drinking original formula Coca-Cola?
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I like 4, 5 and 6 most.
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I like the second one best. And their newest which isn’t included in this picture.
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We have a different new logo in Denmark as well, which is pretty kickass. Atleast on the cans.
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We have a different new logo in Denmark as well, which is pretty kickass. Atleast on the cans.
sauce?
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I don’t really say to myself “wow their logo looked like that?” with this…it’s more like “I’ve never seen any of those before”
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I think they should just go back the first logo on a white can like that…
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@Elepski: If they do, people like me will think it’s a new design.
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Go back to a glass bottle.
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perfect example of evolution
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I like 4, 5 and 6 most.
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I like the second one best. And their newest which isn’t included in this picture.
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We have a different new logo in Denmark as well, which is pretty kickass. Atleast on the cans.
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We have a different new logo in Denmark as well, which is pretty kickass. Atleast on the cans.
sauce?
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I don’t really say to myself “wow their logo looked like that?” with this…it’s more like “I’ve never seen any of those before”
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I think they should just go back the first logo on a white can like that…
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@Elepski: If they do, people like me will think it’s a new design.
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Go back to a glass bottle.
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perfect example of evolution
Can you get a sexually transmitted infection by swallowing sperm
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i think that it is hilarious that there is a britney spears poster in the back.
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swallow or its going in your eye
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If you’ve got that much sperm in your mouth, I don’t think that should be your only std-related worry
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This is unacceptable.
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This ad doesn’t make much sense, the site is solely in German.
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@Zen: I think the point is that she still has it in her mouth and is looking it up…
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@Zen: That’s not German, I think it’s Norwegian or something.
It’s considered hip to have ads in English, in most European countries.
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Would there would be a statistically significant difference between holding it in your mouth and swallowing?
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@nyokki: I think for some diseases, once it’s in your mouth it’s too late anyway. But I think there’s a difference with others, depending on whether or not you have any open wounds in you mouth.
I’m not a doctor so what I just said is probably bullshit.
If you think somebody might have an std, you shouldn’t put your mouth on any body part of him/ her in the first place. This is so ridiculous.
The question should be, Am I old and mature enough to trust my own judgement about other people.
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@dieAntagonista: The question should be, should i be taking an ad this seriously?
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I’m not taking the ad seriously, I’m taking the stupidity of kids not much younger than me seriously.
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@nyokki: No. The STDs one has to worry about in regards to mouth and genital contact are going to affect the mouth/throat (like herpes, hpv, blood related, yadda).
I had a friend in 5th grade who was positive that her older sister got pregnant by giving a guy head. I had already read all of my mother’s sex books but she refused to believe me.
@dieAntagonista: I don’t think it’s about trust in the beginning… it’s about everyone getting tests and comparing results. After that, it becomes about trust.
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@outofocus: Yes you’re right in a way. But you wouldn’t want to get involved with anybody who slept with countless people and might have an std, in the first place right?
Or could you imagine falling in love with anybody, and then after being together for a while demanding that he/she gets tested. I mean what would you do then, if they’re willing to do that, and if they do have an std? Break up?
And I meant one’s judgement really. Only trust, is naive of course.
“that her older sister got pregnant by giving a guy head” that’s hilarious. In a really bad way.
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@outofocus: That’s what I figured.
@dieAntagonista: Teaching high school was an experience in sexually stupid teens:
Vaginal sex = STD, pregnancy
Oral sex = no STD, no pregnancy
Tossing salad = no STD, no pregnancy
Anal sex = maybe AIDS, no (other)STD, no pregnancy
Kissing = herpes, mono, no (other)STD, no pregnancy
On the pill = no STD, no pregnancy
Condoms = no fuckin way, no STD, no pregnancy
These students convinced me that we needed to talk to ours about all of this.
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Hey guys! Guess what I am!!
**sppplrthchchchch**
A Zit! Get it?
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@nyokki:
Haha oh gee. (I had to look up ‘Tossing salad’)
Oh yeah I’m certain. There’s no better place than a school to find out how little teens actually know. Sadly.
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Not draughthorse sperm, like she evidently has, anyway.
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You can if it’s mine
The .BE address makes me think Belgian.
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Basically it all has to do with what your parents/friends say and your intelligence…but when your a desperate virgin (or horny for that matter) you can really care less about STD’s to be honest…
My advice: Wear a condom and boxers (to prevent crabs and skin contact, etc)
Of coarse I doubt anybody will do this…when you see vagina in your face it’s hard to care about a condom or std’s…
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I’m a nurse. Yes, you can get a variety of STDs in your mouth. Anywhere there’s a break in a mucousal membrane, like your eyes, mouth, nose (very rare, but I have seen gonorrhea sores in someone’s nostril before) and of course, the penis and vagina. Certain types of STDs may have a higher chance of appearing in the genital/anal area, but I can assure you, you can get syphilic lesions in your eyes and mouth 
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@purple banana:
‘I can assure you, you can get syphilic lesions in your eyes and mouth ’ My god. D:
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they still make girls that don’t swallow?
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@natedog: Yep, there’s a cult of women who gargle and spit. You can find video lessons online.
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@dieAntagonista: I think getting tested in the beginning is the best way. It think it’s just realistic… I don’t believe in romantic beginnings anyhow.
There are a fair amount of STDs (again, like herpes, hpv, etc) that people get and have for the entirety of their lives. I’m not sure that it’s really fair to break up with someone because they have it (unless they lied about it). The reported stats on herpes is that 1 in 5 have it but 80% are unaware because of mild or lack of break outs (but they still shed and pass the virus). I’m not sure what the stats are on HPV but it’s got to be worse considering the CDC page says that just about everyone comes in contact with at least one strain of it.
I always focus on those because they are the ones that are difficult to test for. Men just carry HPV around and pass it to women. Doctors are beginning to test for HPV prior to irregular cells on the cervix but the information is still slowly being absorbed.
Ok, I disturbed myself… *wanders off*
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@outofocus: Oh you don’t believe in romantic beginnings? How exciting, I prefer a rational way of dealing with things like that as well. Some people call me heartless.
Yeah those are some scary statistics you found there.
Though as concerned as I am, I don’t think I could ask anybody to take a test before I know them better. Especially with people you just met. With friends/ acquaintances you kind of know already what they’re all about.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah, I’m not saying you know, swap phone numbers and test results or anything. Most of my relationships started from friendships, so I had a good sense of who they were… but the fact that there are all sorts of things that the body can hang onto without symptoms (like trichomoniasis which often does not show in men but is very uncomfortable for women) makes me feel that getting tested is worthwhile. Planned Parenthood has a 10 minute HIV test now which makes it pretty damn easy.
It’s one of those subjects that even good people will avoid being totally honest about. I’ve witnessed with. My ex-roommate hid the fact she had HPV warts, my sister hasn’t told her fiance (and father to her brand new baby) that she has hep C and HPV, I have a friend with herpes who doesn’t tell her partners, the list goes on.
The negative association with STDs is some what unfortunate considering the fact that they’re so easy to get that it’s not just the irresponsible people who end up with them… so it seems to me people should be edumicated.
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@dieAntagonista: Oh, and I’ve totally been accused of being heartless… I’m slow to engage… I’ve never understood “I love you” three months in… but then I’ve never understood the whole sex within a designated number of dates either.
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@outofocus: you know ppl can go to jail for that. if they are infected and they spreading it
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@MonkeyHitman: I don’t know. I looked up law suits that have been filed in CA courts and there wasn’t anything about people going to jail for non-life threatening diseases.
I did tell the ex-roommate that she could possibly be sued if any of those partners found out. The other friend is in the UK (but I did reprimand her). I’ve talked to my sister at length but she’s really afraid to tell her BF. I told her that if anything, she needs to tell him about the hep C because someday it will make her sick and he should know so he can support her. It’s not her fault she has it. She had an older male take advantage of her, got her addicted to heroine and shared needles with her (and he KNEW he had it). She COULD put that jerk in jail for that. If I ever see that guy again I’m going to be the one who ends up in jail.
I don’t think the HPV thing can go to court. It’s so common and there’s no way to track where you got it unless you were a virgin, and even then they say some people get it from their parents (same as oral herpes, most people infected got that from their parents). The ex roommates reasoning was “Everyone gets it… who cares?” She completely ignored the fact that she has a strain that the body does not clear out once it has taken hold.
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@dieAntagonista: Both of you are noobs… if a site ends in .be, maybe it’s BElgian?? ?
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I’m from Belgium and it is a Belgian ad (in Dutch). The ad is normally in Dutch, not in English. Maybe they entered an international competition with this thing and translated it.
There’s also a clip on youtube from this:
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@flyingcat88: Argh. Yeah you’re right, fail.
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i think that it is hilarious that there is a britney spears poster in the back.
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swallow or its going in your eye
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If you’ve got that much sperm in your mouth, I don’t think that should be your only std-related worry
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This is unacceptable.
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This ad doesn’t make much sense, the site is solely in German.
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@Zen: I think the point is that she still has it in her mouth and is looking it up…
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@Zen: That’s not German, I think it’s Norwegian or something.
It’s considered hip to have ads in English, in most European countries. -
Would there would be a statistically significant difference between holding it in your mouth and swallowing?
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@nyokki: I think for some diseases, once it’s in your mouth it’s too late anyway. But I think there’s a difference with others, depending on whether or not you have any open wounds in you mouth.
I’m not a doctor so what I just said is probably bullshit.If you think somebody might have an std, you shouldn’t put your mouth on any body part of him/ her in the first place. This is so ridiculous.
The question should be, Am I old and mature enough to trust my own judgement about other people. -
@dieAntagonista: The question should be, should i be taking an ad this seriously?
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I’m not taking the ad seriously, I’m taking the stupidity of kids not much younger than me seriously.
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@nyokki: No. The STDs one has to worry about in regards to mouth and genital contact are going to affect the mouth/throat (like herpes, hpv, blood related, yadda).
I had a friend in 5th grade who was positive that her older sister got pregnant by giving a guy head. I had already read all of my mother’s sex books but she refused to believe me.
@dieAntagonista: I don’t think it’s about trust in the beginning… it’s about everyone getting tests and comparing results. After that, it becomes about trust.
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@outofocus: Yes you’re right in a way. But you wouldn’t want to get involved with anybody who slept with countless people and might have an std, in the first place right?
Or could you imagine falling in love with anybody, and then after being together for a while demanding that he/she gets tested. I mean what would you do then, if they’re willing to do that, and if they do have an std? Break up?And I meant one’s judgement really. Only trust, is naive of course.
“that her older sister got pregnant by giving a guy head” that’s hilarious. In a really bad way.
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@outofocus: That’s what I figured.
@dieAntagonista: Teaching high school was an experience in sexually stupid teens:
Vaginal sex = STD, pregnancy
Oral sex = no STD, no pregnancy
Tossing salad = no STD, no pregnancy
Anal sex = maybe AIDS, no (other)STD, no pregnancy
Kissing = herpes, mono, no (other)STD, no pregnancy
On the pill = no STD, no pregnancy
Condoms = no fuckin way, no STD, no pregnancyThese students convinced me that we needed to talk to ours about all of this.
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Hey guys! Guess what I am!!
**sppplrthchchchch**
A Zit! Get it?
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@nyokki:
Haha oh gee. (I had to look up ‘Tossing salad’)
Oh yeah I’m certain. There’s no better place than a school to find out how little teens actually know. Sadly. -
Not draughthorse sperm, like she evidently has, anyway.
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You can if it’s mine
The .BE address makes me think Belgian.
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Basically it all has to do with what your parents/friends say and your intelligence…but when your a desperate virgin (or horny for that matter) you can really care less about STD’s to be honest…
My advice: Wear a condom and boxers (to prevent crabs and skin contact, etc)
Of coarse I doubt anybody will do this…when you see vagina in your face it’s hard to care about a condom or std’s…
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I’m a nurse. Yes, you can get a variety of STDs in your mouth. Anywhere there’s a break in a mucousal membrane, like your eyes, mouth, nose (very rare, but I have seen gonorrhea sores in someone’s nostril before) and of course, the penis and vagina. Certain types of STDs may have a higher chance of appearing in the genital/anal area, but I can assure you, you can get syphilic lesions in your eyes and mouth
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‘I can assure you, you can get syphilic lesions in your eyes and mouth ’ My god. D: -
they still make girls that don’t swallow?
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@natedog: Yep, there’s a cult of women who gargle and spit. You can find video lessons online.
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@dieAntagonista: I think getting tested in the beginning is the best way. It think it’s just realistic… I don’t believe in romantic beginnings anyhow.
There are a fair amount of STDs (again, like herpes, hpv, etc) that people get and have for the entirety of their lives. I’m not sure that it’s really fair to break up with someone because they have it (unless they lied about it). The reported stats on herpes is that 1 in 5 have it but 80% are unaware because of mild or lack of break outs (but they still shed and pass the virus). I’m not sure what the stats are on HPV but it’s got to be worse considering the CDC page says that just about everyone comes in contact with at least one strain of it.
I always focus on those because they are the ones that are difficult to test for. Men just carry HPV around and pass it to women. Doctors are beginning to test for HPV prior to irregular cells on the cervix but the information is still slowly being absorbed.
Ok, I disturbed myself… *wanders off*
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@outofocus: Oh you don’t believe in romantic beginnings? How exciting, I prefer a rational way of dealing with things like that as well. Some people call me heartless.
Yeah those are some scary statistics you found there.
Though as concerned as I am, I don’t think I could ask anybody to take a test before I know them better. Especially with people you just met. With friends/ acquaintances you kind of know already what they’re all about. -
@dieAntagonista: Yeah, I’m not saying you know, swap phone numbers and test results or anything. Most of my relationships started from friendships, so I had a good sense of who they were… but the fact that there are all sorts of things that the body can hang onto without symptoms (like trichomoniasis which often does not show in men but is very uncomfortable for women) makes me feel that getting tested is worthwhile. Planned Parenthood has a 10 minute HIV test now which makes it pretty damn easy.
It’s one of those subjects that even good people will avoid being totally honest about. I’ve witnessed with. My ex-roommate hid the fact she had HPV warts, my sister hasn’t told her fiance (and father to her brand new baby) that she has hep C and HPV, I have a friend with herpes who doesn’t tell her partners, the list goes on.
The negative association with STDs is some what unfortunate considering the fact that they’re so easy to get that it’s not just the irresponsible people who end up with them… so it seems to me people should be edumicated.
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@dieAntagonista: Oh, and I’ve totally been accused of being heartless… I’m slow to engage… I’ve never understood “I love you” three months in… but then I’ve never understood the whole sex within a designated number of dates either.
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@outofocus: you know ppl can go to jail for that. if they are infected and they spreading it
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@MonkeyHitman: I don’t know. I looked up law suits that have been filed in CA courts and there wasn’t anything about people going to jail for non-life threatening diseases.
I did tell the ex-roommate that she could possibly be sued if any of those partners found out. The other friend is in the UK (but I did reprimand her). I’ve talked to my sister at length but she’s really afraid to tell her BF. I told her that if anything, she needs to tell him about the hep C because someday it will make her sick and he should know so he can support her. It’s not her fault she has it. She had an older male take advantage of her, got her addicted to heroine and shared needles with her (and he KNEW he had it). She COULD put that jerk in jail for that. If I ever see that guy again I’m going to be the one who ends up in jail.
I don’t think the HPV thing can go to court. It’s so common and there’s no way to track where you got it unless you were a virgin, and even then they say some people get it from their parents (same as oral herpes, most people infected got that from their parents). The ex roommates reasoning was “Everyone gets it… who cares?” She completely ignored the fact that she has a strain that the body does not clear out once it has taken hold.
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@dieAntagonista: Both of you are noobs… if a site ends in .be, maybe it’s BElgian??
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I’m from Belgium and it is a Belgian ad (in Dutch). The ad is normally in Dutch, not in English. Maybe they entered an international competition with this thing and translated it.
There’s also a clip on youtube from this:
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@flyingcat88: Argh. Yeah you’re right, fail.
Thor – Only One Can Raise The Hammer
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yep…Cap’n America.
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god I love this series
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Looks a little like Rob Liefeld’s style. Was never a big fan of his. Hopefully this is better.
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@db_tanker: Three, then.
No one remembers good ol’ Bill.
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Is this going to be the comic “cannon” that they use for the upcoming movie?
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Wonder Woman also lifted Mjolnir in Marvel vs DC.
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That would be one complicated film. I just hope they don’t have use the Stan Lee/Shakespeare voice that Thor used to have. That’s the best part of this series, getting rid of that.
Okay, and the writing…
and the art…
and the fact that it’s mother-fucking Thor!
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@Mayyday:
Ok then.
Retitled, “Only one can raise the hammer, not including all those other people who did it”
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in the middle of the big end battle, Superman lifted the hammer in Avengers / JLA, but then he couldn’t lift it after the battle was over.
i’ve felt that the Thor series has been horrible (is it still going?) but always love Olivier Coipiel (sp) art.
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@Mayyday: And I’ll bet the freakin’ Hulk could lift it too… With one finger… This is why I don’t read comic books any moar…
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Ah, but the real question is, can he bring the hammer down?
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Because These are not the hammer….
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didnt storm wield it once too?
i know deadpool had a fake mjollnir for a bit. that was awesome.
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yep…Cap’n America.
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god I love this series
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Looks a little like Rob Liefeld’s style. Was never a big fan of his. Hopefully this is better.
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@db_tanker: Three, then.
No one remembers good ol’ Bill.
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Is this going to be the comic “cannon” that they use for the upcoming movie?
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Wonder Woman also lifted Mjolnir in Marvel vs DC.
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@db_tanker
That would be one complicated film. I just hope they don’t have use the Stan Lee/Shakespeare voice that Thor used to have. That’s the best part of this series, getting rid of that.Okay, and the writing…
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@Mayyday:
Ok then.
Retitled, “Only one can raise the hammer, not including all those other people who did it”
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in the middle of the big end battle, Superman lifted the hammer in Avengers / JLA, but then he couldn’t lift it after the battle was over.
i’ve felt that the Thor series has been horrible (is it still going?) but always love Olivier Coipiel (sp) art.
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@Mayyday: And I’ll bet the freakin’ Hulk could lift it too… With one finger… This is why I don’t read comic books any moar…
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Ah, but the real question is, can he bring the hammer down?
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Because These are not the hammer….
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didnt storm wield it once too?
i know deadpool had a fake mjollnir for a bit. that was awesome.
How to tell Japs from the Chinese
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Some old WW2 article from Life Magazine
How To Tell Japs From The Chinese
Angry Citizens Victimize Allies With Emotional Outburst At Enemy
In the first discharge of emotions touched off by the Japanese assaults on their nation, U.S. citizens have been demonstrating a distressing ignorance on the delicate question of how to tell a Chinese from a Jap. Innocent victims in cities all over the country are many of the 75,000 U.S. Chinese, whose homeland is our stanch ally. So serious were the consequences threatened, that the Chinese consulates last week prepared to tag their nationals with identification buttons. To dispel some of this confusion, LIFE here adduces a rule-of-thumb from the anthropometric conformations that distinguish friendly Chinese from enemy alien Japs.
To physical anthropologists, devoted debunkers of race myths, the difference between Chinese and Japs is measurable in millimeters. Both are related to the Eskimo and North American Indian. The modern Jap is the descendant of Mongoloids who invaded the Japanese archipelago back in the mists of prehistory, and of the native aborigines who possessed the islands before them. Physical anthropology, in consequence, finds Japs and Chinese as closely related as Germans and English. It can, however, set apart the special types of each national group.
The typical Northern Chinese, represented by Ong Wen-hao, Chungking’s Minister of Economic Affairs (left, above), is relatively tall and slenderly built. His complexion is parchment yellow, his face long and delicately boned, his nose more finely bridged. Representative of the Japanese people as a whole is Premier and General Hideki Tojo (left, below), who betrays aboriginal antecedents in a squat, long-torsoed build, a broader, more massively boned head and face, flat, often pug, nose, yellow-ocher skin and heavier beard. From this average type, aristocratic Japs, who claim kinship to the Imperial Household, diverge sharply. They are proud to approximate the patrician lines of the Northern Chinese.
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Chinese public servant, Ong Wen-hao, is representative of Northern Chinese anthropological group with long, fine-boned face and scant beard. Epicanthic fold of skin above eyelid is found in 85% of Chinese. Southern Chinese have round, broad faces, not as massively boned as the Japanese. Except that their skin is darker, this description fits Filipinos who are often mistaken for Japs. Chinese sometimes pass for Europeans; but Japs more often approach Western types.
Japanese warrior, General Hideki Tojo, current Premier, is a Samurai, closer to type of humble Jap than highbred relatives of Imperial Household. Typical are his heavy beard, massive cheek and jaw bones. Peasant Jap is squat Mongoloid, with flat, blob nose. An often sounder clue is facial expression, shaped by cultural, not anthropological, factors. Chinese wear rational calm of tolerant realists. Japs, like General Tojo, show humorless intensity of ruthless mystics.
Chinese journalist, Joe Chiang, found it necessary to advertise his nationality to gain admittance to White House press conference. Under Immigration Act of 1924, Japs and Chinese, as members of the “yellow race,” are barred from immigration and naturalization.
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Tall Chinese brothers, full length, show lanky, lithe build of northern anthropological group that has suffered most in China’s recent history from flood, famine and war with Japs. Average height of Northern Chinese is 5 ft. 7 in., sometimes exceeds 6 ft. Most Chinese in America come from southern and coastal cities, Canton and Shanghai. They are shorter than Northern Chinese, but retain the slight proportions of the young men shown here. When middle-aged and fat, they look more like Japs.
Short Japanese admirals, full length, exhibit the squat, solid, long torso and short stocky legs of the most numerous Japanese anthropological group. Since Navy is relatively new and junior service, Jap naval officer corps numbers fewer Samurai, has more of the round-faced, flat-nosed peasant type. Over 6 ft. tall, Admiral Nomura shows traits of the big, fair-skinned hairy Ainu, aborigines who still live on reservations in Northern Japan. Special Emissary Kurusu, also atypical, looks European.
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This post makes Chairman Mao ROR.
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I wish I could say we’ve progressed from this silliness, but…I can’t remember where I watched it, but one of the 24hr news channels did something similar in trying to distinguish between the various Arabic “types”. It was aired somewhere between 9/11 and the start of the war w/ Iraq. Does anyone else remember?
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@suicydking: Hah! TFF. It took me a sec to realize what you did there.
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Funny how fickle history is. Russians and China, once our allies, are now our “enemies”, and Germany and Japan, once our enemies, are now our allies. I say we give it time, and eventually we’ll be allied with Iran against Israel. ^_^
Anyways, the actual text of the magazine excerpts was interesting. Certainly not too long for anyone with enough time to spend time on MCS.
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@tiki god:I see what ya did there.
Potent analogy. =0
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Wax on, wax off.
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@tiki god
Best book I’ve ever read.
I’ve always had an easy time telling the Japanese apart from others of Asian decent. Is that weird?
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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF UNINTERESTING, TL DR WIKI/MAGAZINE COPY PASTE BULLSHIT
I NOW DECLARE THIS SITE ACADEMIC GARBAGE.
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Ah well Mack I’ve never heard of you before but it’ll be a shame to loose you.
Happy trails.
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How do chinese people get their names?
They throw silverware down stairs!
ching- chang- bing- song- gong…lol
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@Mack:
Fuck you. How is this uninteresting? =/
@FlappyCunt:
Only one of those is an actual Chinese name. Bing? As in Chandler Bing? Say what?
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Those are all names in China. Bing is the least common, but I’ve met a bing (meaning ‘ice’). My wife has one of those names, by the by.
Gong and especially Song are some of the most common names in China. Never heard of the famous actress?
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BROCORRI AND CAURIFRAURER
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Interesting post.
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Interesting indeed.
Someone should make a modern one called “How to tell Arabs from Persians and Indians.”
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How do you tell Americans from Canadians?
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So, this was finally the post that made me sign up for this site…I finally found a post that offended me. Congrats.
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@Luna: And negative feedback is the best reason to interact with others. Good job.
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This post makes Chairman Mao ROR.
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I wish I could say we’ve progressed from this silliness, but…I can’t remember where I watched it, but one of the 24hr news channels did something similar in trying to distinguish between the various Arabic “types”. It was aired somewhere between 9/11 and the start of the war w/ Iraq. Does anyone else remember?
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@suicydking: Hah! TFF. It took me a sec to realize what you did there.
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Funny how fickle history is. Russians and China, once our allies, are now our “enemies”, and Germany and Japan, once our enemies, are now our allies. I say we give it time, and eventually we’ll be allied with Iran against Israel. ^_^
Anyways, the actual text of the magazine excerpts was interesting. Certainly not too long for anyone with enough time to spend time on MCS.
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@tiki god:I see what ya did there.
Potent analogy. =0
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Wax on, wax off.
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@tiki god
Best book I’ve ever read.I’ve always had an easy time telling the Japanese apart from others of Asian decent. Is that weird?
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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF UNINTERESTING, TL DR WIKI/MAGAZINE COPY PASTE BULLSHIT
I NOW DECLARE THIS SITE ACADEMIC GARBAGE.
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Ah well Mack I’ve never heard of you before but it’ll be a shame to loose you.
Happy trails.
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How do chinese people get their names?
They throw silverware down stairs!
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@Mack:
Fuck you. How is this uninteresting? =/@FlappyCunt:
Only one of those is an actual Chinese name. Bing? As in Chandler Bing? Say what?-
Those are all names in China. Bing is the least common, but I’ve met a bing (meaning ‘ice’). My wife has one of those names, by the by.
Gong and especially Song are some of the most common names in China. Never heard of the famous actress?
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BROCORRI AND CAURIFRAURER
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Interesting post.
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Interesting indeed.
Someone should make a modern one called “How to tell Arabs from Persians and Indians.”
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How do you tell Americans from Canadians?
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So, this was finally the post that made me sign up for this site…I finally found a post that offended me. Congrats.
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@Luna: And negative feedback is the best reason to interact with others. Good job.
Abuse Awareness Adverts
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It’s easier to let them get beaten up.
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Seriously, and that shit doesn’t require a quarter or a credit card…
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Kid doesn’t seem too phased, to be honest.
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It’s not abuse, it’s effective parenting.
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@AlecDalek: fuck you.
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@tiki god: seconded
@AlecDalek: fuck you
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I just don’t understand how people could stand around and watch someone get abused or feel like they are doing enough by simply making a phone call.
I called 9-11 once for abuse. The driver (male) punching the passenger (female) and pointing at her and clearly screaming and then punching her again. I did call 9-11 but I followed them until I was able to give 9-11 all the specifics of the vehicle.
I wanted to run that guy off the road and kick his ass.
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@outofocus: That’s pretty neat that you did that.
Though I understand how people could just stand around.
Some are just afraid, others fear if they get involved it will have consequences for them as well.
Then there are people who don’t realise that they have the power to end it through a simple call.
Of course there are also just apathetic assholes, but chances are, they themselves are fucked up because of abuse or whatever.
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Nine times out of ten it’s people fearing stepping in. Violence frightens and fascinates humankind as a whole, except for the few that seem to thrive on it. As someone whose lost a family member to unreported abuse, report it for fucks sake. It can go too far…
*moodkiller done*
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@dieAntagonista: That’s possible. I haven’t really thought about it that way.
I grew up in what would be considered an abusive household, but the familiarity with violence has made me intolerant of it. I don’t think twice about speaking up when I don’t like the way they’re treating others or myself. Most people back down when stood up to.
So, I guess I’ve viewed it more like guns… people who grow up around them or are familiar with them are a lot more likely to respond appropriately in a situation when someone is threatening them or a group of people with a gun (you can reference stories where shootings have been avoided, though those rarely show up in major newspapers, there are quite a few stories… the person who stops the shooter is consistently someone who is educated about guns).
But I guess for people who have experienced abuse and rather than develop an understanding that what they grew up with is unnecessary and unpleasant, they simply tune it out, see/feel it as normal, etc (like the people who cycle through abusive relationships).
*babble mode off*
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THAT THERE IS NOT A PHONE SHOWING A MAN GETTING PUNCHED.
A GOOD 1/2 OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS PERPETRATED BY A FEMALE.
FUCK YOU, the_duck. FUCK YOU
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Man you’ve got to be a real pussy to whine about being hit by a girl.
Congratulations natedog new low for this site.
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I’ve seen plenty of men, large and small, get seriously abused by females, but these guys felt they couldn’t do anything about. If they fought back, then she is the victim. If he reported it, than pricks like Caio would mock them.
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I definitely lost much respect for you there Ciao.
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lawl @ You dickwads taking the comments here seriously.
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You actually had any respect for douchebag Caio to lose there, Jediadept? Obviously you don’t read much of the idiocy that Caio is always spouting off, or your Caio Respectability Meter would have been reading zero.
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Abuse is abuse. Physical, sexual, emotional, mental, whatever.
I don’t care if it’s a man, woman, the Easter Bunny or a fucking Care Bear. Those that do it deserve whatever punishment the law gives. The harsher the better. And there better be a special kind of hell, (pick your religion, as long as it’s punishment for all eternity and for those of you who are atheist, oblivion is almost as acceptable), reserved for those that abuse kids.
Caio, I’m sure you were being sarcastic and inflammitory as is your wont, but if not, then you can fuck right off along with AlecDalek. Sorry man, like I said at the beginning of this little rant.
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It’s easier to let them get beaten up.
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Seriously, and that shit doesn’t require a quarter or a credit card…
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Kid doesn’t seem too phased, to be honest.
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It’s not abuse, it’s effective parenting.
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@AlecDalek: fuck you.
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@tiki god: seconded
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I just don’t understand how people could stand around and watch someone get abused or feel like they are doing enough by simply making a phone call.
I called 9-11 once for abuse. The driver (male) punching the passenger (female) and pointing at her and clearly screaming and then punching her again. I did call 9-11 but I followed them until I was able to give 9-11 all the specifics of the vehicle.
I wanted to run that guy off the road and kick his ass.
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@outofocus: That’s pretty neat that you did that.
Though I understand how people could just stand around.
Some are just afraid, others fear if they get involved it will have consequences for them as well.
Then there are people who don’t realise that they have the power to end it through a simple call.Of course there are also just apathetic assholes, but chances are, they themselves are fucked up because of abuse or whatever.
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Nine times out of ten it’s people fearing stepping in. Violence frightens and fascinates humankind as a whole, except for the few that seem to thrive on it. As someone whose lost a family member to unreported abuse, report it for fucks sake. It can go too far…
*moodkiller done*
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@dieAntagonista: That’s possible. I haven’t really thought about it that way.
I grew up in what would be considered an abusive household, but the familiarity with violence has made me intolerant of it. I don’t think twice about speaking up when I don’t like the way they’re treating others or myself. Most people back down when stood up to.
So, I guess I’ve viewed it more like guns… people who grow up around them or are familiar with them are a lot more likely to respond appropriately in a situation when someone is threatening them or a group of people with a gun (you can reference stories where shootings have been avoided, though those rarely show up in major newspapers, there are quite a few stories… the person who stops the shooter is consistently someone who is educated about guns).
But I guess for people who have experienced abuse and rather than develop an understanding that what they grew up with is unnecessary and unpleasant, they simply tune it out, see/feel it as normal, etc (like the people who cycle through abusive relationships).
*babble mode off*
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THAT THERE IS NOT A PHONE SHOWING A MAN GETTING PUNCHED.
A GOOD 1/2 OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS PERPETRATED BY A FEMALE.
FUCK YOU, the_duck. FUCK YOU
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Man you’ve got to be a real pussy to whine about being hit by a girl.
Congratulations natedog new low for this site.
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I’ve seen plenty of men, large and small, get seriously abused by females, but these guys felt they couldn’t do anything about. If they fought back, then she is the victim. If he reported it, than pricks like Caio would mock them.
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I definitely lost much respect for you there Ciao.
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lawl @ You dickwads taking the comments here seriously.
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You actually had any respect for douchebag Caio to lose there, Jediadept? Obviously you don’t read much of the idiocy that Caio is always spouting off, or your Caio Respectability Meter would have been reading zero.
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Abuse is abuse. Physical, sexual, emotional, mental, whatever.
I don’t care if it’s a man, woman, the Easter Bunny or a fucking Care Bear. Those that do it deserve whatever punishment the law gives. The harsher the better. And there better be a special kind of hell, (pick your religion, as long as it’s punishment for all eternity and for those of you who are atheist, oblivion is almost as acceptable), reserved for those that abuse kids.
Caio, I’m sure you were being sarcastic and inflammitory as is your wont, but if not, then you can fuck right off along with AlecDalek. Sorry man, like I said at the beginning of this little rant.
8 Airbags
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8 fun-bags?
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More like 8 silicone-bags, amirite?
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for some reason I really want to be in a car crash while sitting in one of thoese cars…nom nom nom
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Real, Silicone, Big, Small, I’ll play with them all. I love boobies…
Hell I almost wished I had a pair to play with.
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Hooray for boobies!
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should be standard in every car. And then we’d crash a lot.
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8 fun-bags?
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More like 8 silicone-bags, amirite?
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for some reason I really want to be in a car crash while sitting in one of thoese cars…nom nom nom
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Real, Silicone, Big, Small, I’ll play with them all. I love boobies…
Hell I almost wished I had a pair to play with.
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Hooray for boobies!
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should be standard in every car. And then we’d crash a lot.
001 – Lindsay Lohan
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Firs…Can’t do it.
LIPSTICK LESBIANS!!!!! *droooooool
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She’s a poster child for the whole “homosexuality is a choice” thing.
Either she was always bi and only dated guys until she realized it, or she got tired of the penis and decided to bat for the other team.
I don’t get it. Enough of her life is public that we should’ve seen this coming.
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It’s just an attention thing. Whore.
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Yeah, she will be back on the cock soon enough. She’ll get tired of dealing with the flakiness that comes with a vagina soon enough.
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Firs…Can’t do it.
LIPSTICK LESBIANS!!!!! *droooooool
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She’s a poster child for the whole “homosexuality is a choice” thing.
Either she was always bi and only dated guys until she realized it, or she got tired of the penis and decided to bat for the other team.
I don’t get it. Enough of her life is public that we should’ve seen this coming.
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It’s just an attention thing. Whore.
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Yeah, she will be back on the cock soon enough. She’ll get tired of dealing with the flakiness that comes with a vagina soon enough.
World Wildlife Federation Ad
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A single tim of paint can pollute millions of litres of water.
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Fuck you tim, and your damn cans of paint
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You misspelled liters. And so what if it pollutes liters? Your liters are no match for our mighty gallons.
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If everybody in the U.S. becomes green and elects a president who promises hope and change to build more windmills, all the terrorists will forgive the U.S. for its past grievances and the rouge Arab states such as Iran will forge a new peace deal with Israel.
On top of that, Russia will pull out of Georgia and cancel its military operation to send nuclear warships to the Caribbean with the help of Venezuela and Cuba.
But then again, the Cheney controlled media fabricates these stories just like how Bush stole the election twice and blew up the Twin Towers. STUPID AMERIKKKANS.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/25/iran.israelandthepalestinians1
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I always found the term “green” to be a pretty retarded idea for reducing carbon dioxide. Primarily because plants need C02. But mostly because CO2 isnt a pollutant.
You want to talk about the massive amounts of mercury in the water, acid rain, amazonian deforestation, or even paint in the water, then your working towards legitimate science.
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I fail to see what this has to do with wrestling and Hulk Hogan.
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“A single tim of paint can pollute millions of litres of water.”
Well if its as big as the picture suggests NO WONDER! yuk yuk yuk
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@AlecDalek
I see what you did there. Laughed so hard I peed a little…Its one of those days.
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Diabeetus, I’m only going to point out your most obvious and embarrassing mistake here:
Iran isn’t Arab.
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I thought the most obvious and embarrassing mistake was that Iran is really more of a dull brown.
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Fuck you tim, and your damn cans of paint
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You misspelled liters. And so what if it pollutes liters? Your liters are no match for our mighty gallons.
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If everybody in the U.S. becomes green and elects a president who promises hope and change to build more windmills, all the terrorists will forgive the U.S. for its past grievances and the rouge Arab states such as Iran will forge a new peace deal with Israel.
On top of that, Russia will pull out of Georgia and cancel its military operation to send nuclear warships to the Caribbean with the help of Venezuela and Cuba.
But then again, the Cheney controlled media fabricates these stories just like how Bush stole the election twice and blew up the Twin Towers. STUPID AMERIKKKANS.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/25/iran.israelandthepalestinians1
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I always found the term “green” to be a pretty retarded idea for reducing carbon dioxide. Primarily because plants need C02. But mostly because CO2 isnt a pollutant.
You want to talk about the massive amounts of mercury in the water, acid rain, amazonian deforestation, or even paint in the water, then your working towards legitimate science.
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I fail to see what this has to do with wrestling and Hulk Hogan.
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“A single tim of paint can pollute millions of litres of water.”
Well if its as big as the picture suggests NO WONDER! yuk yuk yuk
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@AlecDalek
I see what you did there. Laughed so hard I peed a little…Its one of those days.
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Diabeetus, I’m only going to point out your most obvious and embarrassing mistake here:
Iran isn’t Arab.
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I thought the most obvious and embarrassing mistake was that Iran is really more of a dull brown.
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February 8, 2009 at 3:05 am
reposted repost is a repost.
February 8, 2009 at 3:16 am
This is what? The tenth repost in the last two months? Certainly seems like it.
February 8, 2009 at 3:59 am
Sometimes the problem appears to be a single pic repost and a multi pic post.
www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/01/29/thank-god-youre-a-man-flow-chart/
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and sometimes tiki is just drunk.
February 8, 2009 at 7:33 am
And it appears he likes to go out drinking naked.
February 8, 2009 at 10:50 am
@fishbender:
I go out drinking naked.
February 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@nobody knows: Which happens first?
February 10, 2009 at 12:22 am
dude, im a chick and i love beer, and i have gone out drinking naked. LMAO
February 10, 2009 at 7:13 am
@Samtar:
You and I should go out drinking. EL EM AY OH