The More You Know
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Conserve
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OI PENGUIN! STOP HUMPING MY PR0NS!
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If that were my house- I wouldn’t be conserving bullets…
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fuck you im an ant eater
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Awesome!
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And recycle animal shit.
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turn off the computer?? BLASPHEMY! 
I do agree with all others though.
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OI PENGUIN! STOP HUMPING MY PR0NS!
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If that were my house- I wouldn’t be conserving bullets…
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fuck you im an ant eater
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Awesome!
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And recycle animal shit.
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turn off the computer?? BLASPHEMY!
I do agree with all others though.
Beautiful Teeth
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OMFG! It just hit me that the one on the left is a chick!
Excuse me, I have to vomit now.
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Gross, I thought it was Carrot Top for a moment there.
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A good grill on a junk yard vehicle is nothing but a waste.
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Butter… ok then…
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OMFG! It just hit me that the one on the left is a chick!
Excuse me, I have to vomit now.
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Gross, I thought it was Carrot Top for a moment there.
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A good grill on a junk yard vehicle is nothing but a waste.
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Butter… ok then…
Bic – Helping Students Cheat Since 1945
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Hah, amateurish. My math teacher always wanted to see our palms beforehand.
Ok then again, I went to a fascist infested private school, so I guess it could work.
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My high school English teacher re-used multiple choice tests year after year, so I just wrote the answers on a tiny slip of paper and squirreled it away under my wristwatch.
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You cheeky bastard.
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do people really need to cheat on algebra 2?
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If you were like me and slept through the class, then yes.
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i used the instruction page on my calculator
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Fruit stripe gum saved my ass more than once. The white thin wrapper was awesome. I would write answers very small on the wrapper. The just chew the gum wrapper and all if I thought I was going to get caught. The wrapper disappeared in seconds.
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I dropped out of high school thanks to Albegra.
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Only stupid people cheat in High School Algebra.Want a real challenge, take a College Math course.
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Not only do they still need to cheat but it only got worse when I allowed graphing calculators.
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Oh and that includes the college courses. Engineering and comp sci students kept trying to find a way around the fact that they simply had to go home and do the actual work.
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Hah, amateurish. My math teacher always wanted to see our palms beforehand.
Ok then again, I went to a fascist infested private school, so I guess it could work. -
My high school English teacher re-used multiple choice tests year after year, so I just wrote the answers on a tiny slip of paper and squirreled it away under my wristwatch.
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You cheeky bastard.
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do people really need to cheat on algebra 2?
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If you were like me and slept through the class, then yes.
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i used the instruction page on my calculator
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Fruit stripe gum saved my ass more than once. The white thin wrapper was awesome. I would write answers very small on the wrapper. The just chew the gum wrapper and all if I thought I was going to get caught. The wrapper disappeared in seconds.
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I dropped out of high school thanks to Albegra.
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Only stupid people cheat in High School Algebra.Want a real challenge, take a College Math course.
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Not only do they still need to cheat but it only got worse when I allowed graphing calculators.
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Oh and that includes the college courses. Engineering and comp sci students kept trying to find a way around the fact that they simply had to go home and do the actual work.
American Beer
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We have the some of the best beer on the planet (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale anybody?), and yet it seems everyone thinks we only have the tasteless swine Budweiser.
Not to mention the huge numbers of excellent micro-brews that grace our land.
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The “… tasteless swill …” not the pig “swine”.
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Don’t worry, we have Guinness and Carlsberg here in Europe. Crappy beers are a plague of this world.
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Guinness is great (had a pint the other night), but the Carlsberg is not so.
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Budweiser is owned by InBev, a European company. It is no longer “American.” It can be argued that it never was, since the recipe/branding comes from the Czech Republic. And $10 seems expensive when you can get a 12 of Yuengling for $8.
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@gor
I agree.
We have a shit-ton of great micro-breweries back home in Oregon, yet most people still buy/drink this crap.
Though they do have some pretty crap beer here in Europe, too. Less people drink it, but it exists.
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LOL! I drink BudLight. And befor you nerds knock it down with you beer that tastes like it was brewed with a bag of rusty nails(Bass, Newcastle,ect), do your homework. According to their website, Budlight out sells all other brands combined. So some one besides me likes it too.
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That’s because BudLight is lightly flavoured water.
You’d be surprised at how many sales the “4-year-old girl” niche generates.
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Well, if it has to taste like dirt to be a “real beer”, then fuck it. You win. I don’t want to have to hold my nose and choke down a bottle of rusty goat piss to get drunk. Although I do like other beers occasionally (Becks, XX, ect), BudLight is my “everyday” beer.
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It’s been really hot lately and I’ve been working outside around the house, so I decided ‘what the hell, I’ll buy some Coors Light to drink during the hot times and later when its cooler I’ll have some Sierra Nevada or some Copperhead Ale to relax’, damn that was a mistake, it almost turned me off beer a togeather. Anybody want a half a case of Coors Light?
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Guinness is great.
And Budweiser, back in the Czech Rep, is called Budvaar (sp), and actually tastes great.
It’s a bit like the Aussies with Fosters; none of them drink the pisswater, they just export it to all the other eejits (mostly the Brits, apparently).
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LOL @ LukeV1-5
@the3g_ipwn: Budweiser is for people that don’t actually like beer. Go get some wine coolers and drop the ruse, cause we know your game.
Though American Beer is atrocious. I’m blessed as a Canadian to live in a Nation of Fine Beer connoisseur’s.
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MrDooves:
I have just two words for you: Molsen Ice.
Now that’s some terrible shit there. Broke me from ever trying another Canadian beer.
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Fucking truth. Molson is piss. That’s the only beer I ever got sick from.
Molson is not representative of Canadian beer. I’ve never known anyone who drinks it. And yet it sells like hell. It’s so strange because if Canadians want cheep beer they typically drink something better and cheaper than molson (there are plenty of brands out there). What niche are they filling man? The dumbass fratboy who says “bro” a lot niche judging from the ads.
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Budweiser: Pee of champions.Want a decent American beer? Try a Samuel Adams or Sierra Nevada.
I enjoy Guinness, Murphy’s, Newcastle, Steinlager, Tecate and Carona.
Need to try more European Ales and Lagers. Also curious about a couple of Canadian Beers. Strangely hard to find in California.
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@the3g_ipwn:
#1: Molson is a ‘North American’ Brewery. Canada as a country is only partially responsible. They even brew Corona.
#2: Never drink Canadian beer purchased in America, because your country’s drinking laws force us to neuter and bastardize the beer before exporting it.
#3: Every brewery has its cheep swill brand. You picked the wrong one brother.
Come to Canada first, then pick up a Rickards, or a Big Rock. The Honey Brown or Red ales are very nice. Though taste buds highly differ.
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@Puulaahi: What Canadian beers are you curious about?
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MrDooves:
Why in God’s name would I ever want to go to Canada. It’s too cold for me in Kentucky.
I have had Honey Brown though. It was pretty good too. I drink alot of different brands to mix things up. But, if I am going to start drinking at 9 AM and get Chineese Eyed, I’ll drink Bud.
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It’s not THAT cold…. *pout*
Its 25 celcius today. Give it a month,
then i’ll be ready to shoot myself.
At least I’ll always have beer.
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Maybe to you it’s not cold. Keep in mind that it has only snowed here 3 times in the 28 years I’ve been alive. And only once did it not melt before hitting the ground, the night I was born incidentially.
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Dark beers and Lager’s are the only REAL beers. With the exception of a few like Sam Adams Summer Ale.
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I always love how the minority always claim to have the only REAL oppinion. Like I said. Budlight out sells all other brands COMBINED. So, I guess there are a few who whould disagree that it’s not REAL.
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Do they sell Kokanee outside of western Canada? I have no clue. Truth told, that’s the only beer I’ve every really liked. I live relatively close to the brewery (Kootenays) so everyone drinks it around here but I don’t know if it’s really that common outside of BC/Alberta.
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Oh, yeah, I’m gonna back whoever up on the Molson being shit thing. I’d never let Molson touch my lips again. Only beer that’s made me puke.
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@Caio, you can find Kokanee throughout Canada, at least as far as East as Ontario, but not exported. Kokanee is my ‘default’ beer, when I can’t get
Rickards, Big Rock, or Sleemans. And I agree, Molson is trot water, save for the few good brewery’s they’ve annexed that aren’t bad.
@the3g_ipwn, Budlight outsells other beers cause its cheap… and rednecks will drink anything. Britney Spears has sold millions of albums, does that mean she’s talented?
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Yeah, Big Rock isn’t bad. I like their Pale Ale and Grasshopper, though a lot of their off beers are kind of crap. That’s what a lot of people drank back in Calgary (in addition to the standard Molson and Lucky Star or whatever the cheap disgusting brand was). Never cared for Sleemans, never tried Rickards.
Me, I’m always gonna go for the Glacier Fresh taste of Kokanee.
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ipwn seems to think that popularity and quality are closely linked.
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and he would be wrong. In fact, I find quite the opposite. Quantity/Quality, Expense/Value…: The correlation is often a balance scale. One or the other. But hell, if the whole world loves BudLight, my taste buds must be wrong. You can’t argue with numbers.
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It’s the whole “all other brands COMBINED” thing. Hell there can’t be that many of us rednecks. If they were Ford Trucks wouldn’t be in the tank right now. And, besides, rednecks are very loyal to the beer they drink. If a redneck drinks Bud, that’s what he drinks everyday.
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Dude, it’s a matter of marketing, and distribution.
Do you know that ‘Friends’ is rerun in pretty much every country on earth. Do you think it’s because Friends is the best TV show in the history of the world? No way. It’s because GE knows the humour is simple and broad enough to be easily translated and that most of the appeal is in tits and ass, and they spend millions making sure it’s spread to every fucking country with more than a thousand televisions.
If you think popularity = quality in the world of aggressive marketing, you’ve got to explain to me why the Backstreet Boys have charted in every country that has music charts.
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“My beer is better than your beer.” “Well my beer could beat up your beer.”
You all sound like a bunch of four year olds arguing.
SACK UP AND DRINK WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!
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What I like about Bud Lite? Real Men of Genius commercials.
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Caio is right on the mark with this one. The ‘popularity because of aggressive marketing’ concept is not just beer, Backstreet Boys and Friends, hell the same can be said about beany babies, Islam, Indian food, Britney Spears and the New York Yankees. The all suck and everyone except the kool-aid drinkers know it, yet money and/or violence (ie, aggressiv marketing) was use to expand consumers of these sub-par items. Ya, I know there’s going to be some cry-baby out there that’s going to say “You suck, Indian food is great” or “Islam is a religion of peace, you hate monger”, all rational people know that Indian food is overloaded with spices to hide the putrid meat underneath and Islam, well let’s just say you have to an idiot if you equate Islam with peace. With that, I think I’ll go get some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale tonight and get my Tiki on.
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@MrDooves
Molson Canadian (Saw the commercials on youtube lol), Moosehead, Labatt Blue…
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Christ, is there even an argument? Popular stuff tends to suck, because most people are fucking stupid.
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We have the some of the best beer on the planet (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale anybody?), and yet it seems everyone thinks we only have the tasteless swine Budweiser.
Not to mention the huge numbers of excellent micro-brews that grace our land.
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The “… tasteless swill …” not the pig “swine”.
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Don’t worry, we have Guinness and Carlsberg here in Europe. Crappy beers are a plague of this world.
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Guinness is great (had a pint the other night), but the Carlsberg is not so.
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Budweiser is owned by InBev, a European company. It is no longer “American.” It can be argued that it never was, since the recipe/branding comes from the Czech Republic. And $10 seems expensive when you can get a 12 of Yuengling for $8.
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@gor
I agree.
We have a shit-ton of great micro-breweries back home in Oregon, yet most people still buy/drink this crap.
Though they do have some pretty crap beer here in Europe, too. Less people drink it, but it exists.
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LOL! I drink BudLight. And befor you nerds knock it down with you beer that tastes like it was brewed with a bag of rusty nails(Bass, Newcastle,ect), do your homework. According to their website, Budlight out sells all other brands combined. So some one besides me likes it too.
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That’s because BudLight is lightly flavoured water.
You’d be surprised at how many sales the “4-year-old girl” niche generates.
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Well, if it has to taste like dirt to be a “real beer”, then fuck it. You win. I don’t want to have to hold my nose and choke down a bottle of rusty goat piss to get drunk. Although I do like other beers occasionally (Becks, XX, ect), BudLight is my “everyday” beer.
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It’s been really hot lately and I’ve been working outside around the house, so I decided ‘what the hell, I’ll buy some Coors Light to drink during the hot times and later when its cooler I’ll have some Sierra Nevada or some Copperhead Ale to relax’, damn that was a mistake, it almost turned me off beer a togeather. Anybody want a half a case of Coors Light?
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Guinness is great.
And Budweiser, back in the Czech Rep, is called Budvaar (sp), and actually tastes great.
It’s a bit like the Aussies with Fosters; none of them drink the pisswater, they just export it to all the other eejits (mostly the Brits, apparently).
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LOL @ LukeV1-5
@the3g_ipwn: Budweiser is for people that don’t actually like beer. Go get some wine coolers and drop the ruse, cause we know your game.
Though American Beer is atrocious. I’m blessed as a Canadian to live in a Nation of Fine Beer connoisseur’s. -
MrDooves:
I have just two words for you: Molsen Ice.
Now that’s some terrible shit there. Broke me from ever trying another Canadian beer.
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Fucking truth. Molson is piss. That’s the only beer I ever got sick from.
Molson is not representative of Canadian beer. I’ve never known anyone who drinks it. And yet it sells like hell. It’s so strange because if Canadians want cheep beer they typically drink something better and cheaper than molson (there are plenty of brands out there). What niche are they filling man? The dumbass fratboy who says “bro” a lot niche judging from the ads.
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Budweiser: Pee of champions.Want a decent American beer? Try a Samuel Adams or Sierra Nevada.
I enjoy Guinness, Murphy’s, Newcastle, Steinlager, Tecate and Carona.
Need to try more European Ales and Lagers. Also curious about a couple of Canadian Beers. Strangely hard to find in California.
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@the3g_ipwn:
#1: Molson is a ‘North American’ Brewery. Canada as a country is only partially responsible. They even brew Corona.
#2: Never drink Canadian beer purchased in America, because your country’s drinking laws force us to neuter and bastardize the beer before exporting it.
#3: Every brewery has its cheep swill brand. You picked the wrong one brother.Come to Canada first, then pick up a Rickards, or a Big Rock. The Honey Brown or Red ales are very nice. Though taste buds highly differ.
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@Puulaahi: What Canadian beers are you curious about?
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MrDooves:
Why in God’s name would I ever want to go to Canada. It’s too cold for me in Kentucky.
I have had Honey Brown though. It was pretty good too. I drink alot of different brands to mix things up. But, if I am going to start drinking at 9 AM and get Chineese Eyed, I’ll drink Bud.
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It’s not THAT cold…. *pout*
Its 25 celcius today. Give it a month,
then i’ll be ready to shoot myself.
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Maybe to you it’s not cold. Keep in mind that it has only snowed here 3 times in the 28 years I’ve been alive. And only once did it not melt before hitting the ground, the night I was born incidentially.
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Dark beers and Lager’s are the only REAL beers. With the exception of a few like Sam Adams Summer Ale.
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I always love how the minority always claim to have the only REAL oppinion. Like I said. Budlight out sells all other brands COMBINED. So, I guess there are a few who whould disagree that it’s not REAL.
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Do they sell Kokanee outside of western Canada? I have no clue. Truth told, that’s the only beer I’ve every really liked. I live relatively close to the brewery (Kootenays) so everyone drinks it around here but I don’t know if it’s really that common outside of BC/Alberta.
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Oh, yeah, I’m gonna back whoever up on the Molson being shit thing. I’d never let Molson touch my lips again. Only beer that’s made me puke.
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@Caio, you can find Kokanee throughout Canada, at least as far as East as Ontario, but not exported. Kokanee is my ‘default’ beer, when I can’t get
Rickards, Big Rock, or Sleemans. And I agree, Molson is trot water, save for the few good brewery’s they’ve annexed that aren’t bad.@the3g_ipwn, Budlight outsells other beers cause its cheap… and rednecks will drink anything. Britney Spears has sold millions of albums, does that mean she’s talented?
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Yeah, Big Rock isn’t bad. I like their Pale Ale and Grasshopper, though a lot of their off beers are kind of crap. That’s what a lot of people drank back in Calgary (in addition to the standard Molson and Lucky Star or whatever the cheap disgusting brand was). Never cared for Sleemans, never tried Rickards.
Me, I’m always gonna go for the Glacier Fresh taste of Kokanee.
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ipwn seems to think that popularity and quality are closely linked.
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and he would be wrong. In fact, I find quite the opposite. Quantity/Quality, Expense/Value…: The correlation is often a balance scale. One or the other. But hell, if the whole world loves BudLight, my taste buds must be wrong. You can’t argue with numbers.
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It’s the whole “all other brands COMBINED” thing. Hell there can’t be that many of us rednecks. If they were Ford Trucks wouldn’t be in the tank right now. And, besides, rednecks are very loyal to the beer they drink. If a redneck drinks Bud, that’s what he drinks everyday.
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Dude, it’s a matter of marketing, and distribution.
Do you know that ‘Friends’ is rerun in pretty much every country on earth. Do you think it’s because Friends is the best TV show in the history of the world? No way. It’s because GE knows the humour is simple and broad enough to be easily translated and that most of the appeal is in tits and ass, and they spend millions making sure it’s spread to every fucking country with more than a thousand televisions.
If you think popularity = quality in the world of aggressive marketing, you’ve got to explain to me why the Backstreet Boys have charted in every country that has music charts.
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“My beer is better than your beer.” “Well my beer could beat up your beer.”
You all sound like a bunch of four year olds arguing.
SACK UP AND DRINK WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!
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What I like about Bud Lite? Real Men of Genius commercials.
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Caio is right on the mark with this one. The ‘popularity because of aggressive marketing’ concept is not just beer, Backstreet Boys and Friends, hell the same can be said about beany babies, Islam, Indian food, Britney Spears and the New York Yankees. The all suck and everyone except the kool-aid drinkers know it, yet money and/or violence (ie, aggressiv marketing) was use to expand consumers of these sub-par items. Ya, I know there’s going to be some cry-baby out there that’s going to say “You suck, Indian food is great” or “Islam is a religion of peace, you hate monger”, all rational people know that Indian food is overloaded with spices to hide the putrid meat underneath and Islam, well let’s just say you have to an idiot if you equate Islam with peace. With that, I think I’ll go get some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale tonight and get my Tiki on.
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@MrDooves
Molson Canadian (Saw the commercials on youtube lol), Moosehead, Labatt Blue… -
Christ, is there even an argument? Popular stuff tends to suck, because most people are fucking stupid.
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Sexy Food
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I just accidentilly a chicken, is that bad?
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Om nom nom, no?
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Oyster
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Apparently, somebody just accidentally a bottle of Heinz Hot Ketchup, too.
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If I ever this chicken, it most certainly wouldn’t be by accident…
Wait…
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I just accidentilly a chicken, is that bad?
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Om nom nom, no?
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Oyster
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Apparently, somebody just accidentally a bottle of Heinz Hot Ketchup, too.
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If I ever this chicken, it most certainly wouldn’t be by accident…
Wait…
purell advert
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And yet those cavity searching will still hurt if he/she has big hands.
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um. weird. creepy.
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So, are they saying Purell will cause your skin to peel? I am confused.
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it’s basically saying that by having purell with you it’s like having a glove for your hand because you can keep your hands clean.
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And yet those cavity searching will still hurt if he/she has big hands.
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um. weird. creepy.
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So, are they saying Purell will cause your skin to peel? I am confused.
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it’s basically saying that by having purell with you it’s like having a glove for your hand because you can keep your hands clean.
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Karate Advertisement
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clever
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“Burn” Drink Advertisement
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Apparently it’s gonorrhea in a bottle.
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I can do that without the drink! Its one of my racial traits.
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You mean your race can piss like their wiener is a flamethrower? What race is that?
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I am a Flaympiserian. From the planet Owitburnz.
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“gonorrhea in a bottle”
Isn’t that the ad campaign for Paris Hilton’s perfume?
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Hehe, no I think its an add for Paris Hilton.
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these urinals are too happy
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@Mithik
As such I bet your race’s women are HOT, lol.
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a Wikipedia told me gonorrhea gives you projectile pees and the clap gives you fire pees. i give girls the clap.
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I can do that without the drink! Its one of my racial traits.
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You mean your race can piss like their wiener is a flamethrower? What race is that?
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I am a Flaympiserian. From the planet Owitburnz.
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“gonorrhea in a bottle”
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Hehe, no I think its an add for Paris Hilton.
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these urinals are too happy
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@Mithik
As such I bet your race’s women are HOT, lol.
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a Wikipedia told me gonorrhea gives you projectile pees and the clap gives you fire pees. i give girls the clap.
M&M Revolution
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in Soviet Russia, you melt in chocolate’s mouth
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@natedog
for 1 it would be, “in soviet Russia, chocolate melts you!”
and for 2, not Russia, this is imitating the pop culture “Hero” che guevara.
damn commies, all the same tho.
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che in Australia?
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I don’t think this is Che… It is not his stereotypical picture here. The hat personally suggests China while the actual people give me the impression of Russian influence. I believe I support your last statement.. “damn commies, all the same tho”.
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Looks more like a Red Alert 3 promo to me.
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Maybe they didn’t want to neglect any of the commies when making this for fear of whining or tantrums.
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Haha, “damn commies, all the same tho”
Indeed, yes. I think that’s the idea.
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in Soviet Russia, you melt in chocolate’s mouth
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@natedog
for 1 it would be, “in soviet Russia, chocolate melts you!”
and for 2, not Russia, this is imitating the pop culture “Hero” che guevara.
damn commies, all the same tho.
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che in Australia?
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I don’t think this is Che… It is not his stereotypical picture here. The hat personally suggests China while the actual people give me the impression of Russian influence. I believe I support your last statement.. “damn commies, all the same tho”.
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Looks more like a Red Alert 3 promo to me.
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Maybe they didn’t want to neglect any of the commies when making this for fear of whining or tantrums.
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Haha, “damn commies, all the same tho”
Indeed, yes. I think that’s the idea.
Drummer Needed…
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…previous applicants may apply again.
Except Graham.
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Graham sucks
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Fuck Graham.
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Anyone know where this is? Southern New Jersey maybe? 
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My guess is England because it starts with 0 but I could be wrong. Katlama is a shitty name though, maybe Graham is better off.
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TBH if i lived in Jersey i’d buy a UK address too, Maybe then people will show interest in the band, not buying land to dump nuclear waste and old people.
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Well if you look well you see something selling for 3 pounds. Obviously Jersey.
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I fucking hate Graham.
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Graham needs to die in a fire.
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Birmingham area of England, I’ve met graham, he was alright actually
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Lol, my band name “Insergo” kick fucking ass! even better my name is under copyright the moment i post this cause this site is dated muahahhahahah
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Insert goo?
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Yeah, fuck that guy.
Come on fellows, let’s go find him and tell him that he sucks.
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Graham is going to read this post and commit suicide because he sucks! Poor Graham, you SUCK!
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Graham sucks
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Fuck Graham.
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Anyone know where this is? Southern New Jersey maybe?
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My guess is England because it starts with 0 but I could be wrong. Katlama is a shitty name though, maybe Graham is better off.
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TBH if i lived in Jersey i’d buy a UK address too, Maybe then people will show interest in the band, not buying land to dump nuclear waste and old people.
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Well if you look well you see something selling for 3 pounds. Obviously Jersey.
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I fucking hate Graham.
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Graham needs to die in a fire.
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Birmingham area of England, I’ve met graham, he was alright actually
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Lol, my band name “Insergo” kick fucking ass! even better my name is under copyright the moment i post this cause this site is dated muahahhahahah
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Insert goo?
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Yeah, fuck that guy.
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Graham is going to read this post and commit suicide because he sucks! Poor Graham, you SUCK!
Mercedes Benz SCL600
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Oh boy. Koenigsegg’s going to be pissed at those doors.
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I hope that wishbone genesis controller aint the steering wheel. LOL
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p.s those rims are HORRIFIC. Thats the new 2020 cheeze grater rims. Awesome…
NOT.
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Ugly car is ugly! Is that seriously how you’re meant to steer the fucking thing?!?!
PHAIL
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Mercedes haven’t been cool for like 30 years.
But it does look roomy, and the dash is like a spaceship.
Zoom, zoom.
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looks like a caprice
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That may be the most hideous car I’ve ever seen.
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Hum, I like the color and the interior is pretty awesome. . .
Luke, about not being cool, have you ever seen the Mclaren? THAT is a hot car, that is a COOL car, and it’s a car that you’ll never be able to afford at $455,000. They have the Gullwing coming out too, which is a pretty ‘cool’ car as well. Their sports cars are to die for, their sedans, eh, not so much.
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So awful, Mercedes are only cool when they work with other companies which actually are cool? :p
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Not bad for a 12 year old car…
Snopes on the Mercedes
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I thought the interior was cool looking, though I’ve never tried to drive w/out a steering wheel, so I’d have to try it before I’d know if I like it or not. The exterior looks like some cheap ass generic vehicle. Nothing about it, barring the Mercedes logo, screams Mercedes.
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The McLaren is a butt-ugly car.The best thing about it is the V8 engine, which was built by McLaren.
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WTF EYERAPE
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That color is hideous. The trunk is stupid. And I NEVER want to drive something with a friggin’ joystick. Fuck that shit.
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The McLaren is butt-ugly? Lol, no accounting for tastes. I suppose to think the same of the Audi R8.
Personally, you’re the only person I’ve heard hate on the Mclaren. XD
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i think the slr mclaren vomited.
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Man, I really dislike Mercedes vehicle designs nowadays… The McLaren, on the other hand… I could have an affair with…
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how does it steer?
where is the steering wheel?
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Oh boy. Koenigsegg’s going to be pissed at those doors.
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I hope that wishbone genesis controller aint the steering wheel. LOL
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p.s those rims are HORRIFIC. Thats the new 2020 cheeze grater rims. Awesome…
NOT.
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Ugly car is ugly! Is that seriously how you’re meant to steer the fucking thing?!?!
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Mercedes haven’t been cool for like 30 years.
But it does look roomy, and the dash is like a spaceship.
Zoom, zoom.
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looks like a caprice
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That may be the most hideous car I’ve ever seen.
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Hum, I like the color and the interior is pretty awesome. . .
Luke, about not being cool, have you ever seen the Mclaren? THAT is a hot car, that is a COOL car, and it’s a car that you’ll never be able to afford at $455,000. They have the Gullwing coming out too, which is a pretty ‘cool’ car as well. Their sports cars are to die for, their sedans, eh, not so much.
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So awful, Mercedes are only cool when they work with other companies which actually are cool? :p
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Not bad for a 12 year old car…
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I thought the interior was cool looking, though I’ve never tried to drive w/out a steering wheel, so I’d have to try it before I’d know if I like it or not. The exterior looks like some cheap ass generic vehicle. Nothing about it, barring the Mercedes logo, screams Mercedes.
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@awfulintentions
The McLaren is a butt-ugly car.The best thing about it is the V8 engine, which was built by McLaren.
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WTF EYERAPE
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That color is hideous. The trunk is stupid. And I NEVER want to drive something with a friggin’ joystick. Fuck that shit.
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The McLaren is butt-ugly? Lol, no accounting for tastes. I suppose to think the same of the Audi R8.
Personally, you’re the only person I’ve heard hate on the Mclaren. XD
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i think the slr mclaren vomited.
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Man, I really dislike Mercedes vehicle designs nowadays… The McLaren, on the other hand… I could have an affair with…
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how does it steer?
where is the steering wheel?
Puma Advertisement
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almost missed what was on her thigh until my girlfriend pointed it out hahah
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damn
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Real subtle.
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How can that possibly be a legitimate advertisement?
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actually it’s not a legitimate advertisement
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Their slogan has to be “buy red get head”
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I would so buy their stuff if they had that slogan on an ad.
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In 20 years, I bet this kind of advert will be commonplace.
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she’s got him on his tippy toes, I wanna
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What the bitch can’t swallow
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think of all the starving children that could use that protein. I just solved world hunger…buy puma’s…I mean swallow a load
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almost missed what was on her thigh until my girlfriend pointed it out hahah
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damn
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Real subtle.
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How can that possibly be a legitimate advertisement?
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actually it’s not a legitimate advertisement
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Their slogan has to be “buy red get head”
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I would so buy their stuff if they had that slogan on an ad.
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In 20 years, I bet this kind of advert will be commonplace.
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she’s got him on his tippy toes, I wanna
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What the bitch can’t swallow
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think of all the starving children that could use that protein. I just solved world hunger…buy puma’s…I mean swallow a load
rub against me and I\’ll expose you
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i can expose myself, thank you very much
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can’t say that I understand…is it saying she’ll yell if he intentionally unintentionally touches her?
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@jascas
on mass transit systems, such as the subway in new york, men really like to rub their crotches on women when the trains are packed. they can pretend it’s not their fault because the crowd is pushing them against you but it’s obvious what they’re doing when you look and they’re leering at you.
most women just walk away or put their bag over the bit being rubbed on. that sign is encouraging women to say something, preferably loudly, to embarrass the guy. it’s supposed to make him think twice before doing it again.
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that’s hilarious!
I’ve never heard of that happening. Granted I haven’t been on the subway more than a handfull of times in the past 8 years but before that I rode the Toronto subways for 10 years almost daily. I saw plenty of stupid people and weird shit but guys rubbing their cocks on women?
Either NYC has some weird epidemic or this is ad and the mentality behind it is a fucking joke. If I heard some woman in a crowded subway car yell “quit rubbing your cock on me” I’d laugh and think she was crazy and feel sorry for the guy who just got accused. I for one would never yell “quit rubbing your tits against me!” not only because of the whole gender social stigma discrepancies but also because I realize that in crowded areas some things just happen.
This says to me: residual PC bullshit hanging on by a big fat sweaty thread.
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Also, you never know when you’ll be grinding up against a transit cop.
It seems that when ticket quotas are close to being due they’ll start going after the grinders and gropers on the subways.
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once at a Metallica concert there were topless chicks crowd surfing
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No Grinding on the Rails
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There’s an actual term for this, I just can’t remember it right now. And it’s a more widespread issue than you’d think.
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that’s right, mAgnUS — because you didn’t know it existed, it must be some kind of terrible rumor with absolutely no basis in reality.
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If there’s been a girl at a Metallica concert (hilariously unlikely) either she had a boyish body, and her female facial features were obscured by pimples and scowling OR she was one of the few females in history to sport a neckbeard.
Either way probably a disturbing fantasy. It seriously takes someone like EVIL ILLUMINATI to think of something so risible.
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Sorry, I admit, I’ve been trolled. Sorry, the concept of a girl at a metallica concert is simultaniously so comical and so horror-inducing that I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep for the next few days.
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It is called Frontage (pronounced fro-taje), and exsists and, I guess, is as hilarious as sexual assault can get?
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Subject of 32% of Japanese Hentai and 77% of AVs.
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Thanks silverflux…the public transpo here in Houston is lacking to say the least. I’ve also never ridden the little bit that we do have, so I’ve no experience with this sort of thing.
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Maybe if they’d spend their money more wisely, the city could afford more trains to prevent crowding. I’m sure lots of the guys “exposed” were innocent.
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I agree that the whole thing sounds kinda sexy. she may mean to pull your dick out and give it a good tug beneath your overcoat. and if you aren’t wearing an overcoat, how do you hide your sword?
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@Boy Hostage: Pronounciation is correct, but it’s called FROTTAGE.
And it’s not just NYC, it’s anywhere where it’s SRO. I’ve had it happen to me at a rock concert, at Ultra Music Festival, walking through the crowd on Bourbon St.
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@Caio … I’ve been to a Metallica concert and I am undoubtedly female.
I have experienced this form of harassment before at concerts and on the bus. I don’t go in mosh pits any more because I got tired of it.
The wording in the ad is a bit weird. It made me think that the guy could expect a favor or something.
An ex-boyfriend’s mom told me that when she still lived in Taiwan that this was a huge issue but that if you complained about it when you got off the bus the offender would be promptly arrested.
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I’m not sure when it started but when I used to take the 7th ave. line, there was a group of relatively young guys (early 20s) that made frottage (though non-consensual) a game of dare in order to become a member of something or other, perhaps a fraternity. I can’t remember.
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@outoffocus: You’re a girl and my name is john f. kennedy
Metallica and its fandom represents everything women find repulsive: Wangst, self-pity, grease, usened beards, grease, the offencive smell. Grease. I’ve heard of women debasing themselves sexually in shocking ways: tubgirl, swap.avi, but I refuse to believe any female would lower herself that far.
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*usenet beards
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Wait a sec. I have definitely seen hot chicks at Metallica concerts.
Granted this was in the late 80′s and both the headbanger guys and girls had massive amounts of hair suspended in a block of Aquanet hair spray… but I am convinced that the ones with breasts were girls.
Those were the hairband headbanger days, however.
Starting in the mid 90′s the Caio principle holds true. You simply stopped seeing the prissy, rocker chicks coming to show off.
Question – with the pathetically lame music that Metallica has been putting out for 10 years now – does anyone but the mentally retarded actually go to their concerts anymore? I was a huge fan, but now find that I have to stress the “was” because it is actually embarrassing to be a Metallica fan at present.
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@Caaio
I can’t honestly say that I’ve ever given thought to what Metallica represents at all. I liked their music when I was a teenager. The tickets to the concert were free… and the show sucked (zzzz). It was at the Arco stadium in Sac. The sound was beyond terrible. I lost interest in them shortly after “And Justice for All” came out…
But uhm, I have been accused of not being female quite a bit online. I ride a motorcycle, like guns, have a sense of humor and can burp louder than you and 10 of your friends.
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I guess we are a bit off topic…
@autofocus
If I rub on you, will you expose me??
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@ack
Does Metallica still perform live? I had the chance to run over the guitarist when driving through SF one day. Alas, I remembered where the break pedal was.
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@ack
I do not use autofocus. :p
If you rub on me, I’ll probably put you in the hospital. 
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s/break/brake
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Damn. There is such a fine line between outoffocus and autofocus…
Metallica still is giving it a go. I only know this for 2 reasons:
1. Metallica was in the news recently for being cunts and inviting bloggers / reporters to hear their new material, and then demanding that they dont blog / report what they had seen. WTF??
2. Some time last year James Hetfield was returning from a gig in England and was detained at Luton airport. No one working security recognized him, and they assumed he was a terrorist.
If you had run over Kirk Hammett, you would have done Metallica a favor. They would have been forced to retire the band while a trace of dignity still remains. Give them another few years and another album and there will be no dignity left at all. Assuming that there is any left at the moment, and that they will not simply achieve negative dignity.
So – why are you so unfriendly? I would let you rub on me.
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@ack
Actually, it is outofocus… but if spelled correctly, it’d be as you spelled it. :] Creative license caused the “f” to be dropped.
What is it with Metallica being such cunts? Fucking jerks. *insert rant* I downloaded one of their last albums, left it available on P2P and then deleted it, just on principle.
I’m only unfriendly because it amuses me. Can you blame me?
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Actually Metallica is a good study of a band representing angst ridden kids, aging into rockers that can’t be bothered to put as much angst into their music, and then finally bitching about angst ridden kids and their newfangled computers.
I imagine their next album will be titled “stop making so much racket”. Very sad.
Creative license indeed. Apparently I am not creative. And cannot read.
How come guys are villanized by this ad? I don’t rub my penis on every chick on the train. I have standards, and consider it a quite way of telling a girl she’s cute. One rub for a “hey” and 2 rubs for a “heeeeeey”.
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1) Metallica was always lame. Some of the fans were smart enough to jump ship when they tried to go grunge (fucking sell outs). Some of the fans jumped ship when they started attacking their own fans. Some of the fans jumped ship when they tried to throw a computer illiterate old lady in jail because her grandson downloaded three songs.
However that represents about 1% of Metallica fans. To like Metallica in the first place you have to be so stupid and self-loathing as to think a tennis prodigy born into old money was – as some point before becoming a millionaire – a badass hell’s angel biker.
2) I saw pretty boy’s mansion back when he lived in the Bay Area. Basically, it was the biggest mansion in what was, at the time, the second most expensive neighbourhood in the United States of America. This was when they were trying to throw that old lady in prison (like the tough ass bad asses they were)
3) Metallica was emo before there was a word for emo. Except they were, curiously, more emo than most modern emos. Here are some example lyrics from when they were “good”:
Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
AN HERO AN HERO AN HERO
Has my chemical romance every done a song half as angsty or suicidal? Fuck, at least the emos don’t have greasy neck beards, and at least they don’t spam the innernets trying to defend their crappy, corny, cheesy an hero genre.
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i dunno if this is a question that has been posed yet cause i skipped down a halfway through
but what if it was REALLY an accident.
then the chick accuses you of doing it. its your word agains hers.
wtf do you do?
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you know?
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@Caio
I saw Metallica in concert in 1987. At the time – they did seriously kick some ass. After that… well, I cannot argue with you on any other point. Fucking embarrassing.
@TrikYodz
All that I can suggest is this: knowing that in these situations the woman is automatically assumed to be in the right… grab a nipple. Try and focus on this moment of happiness as you are being pepper sprayed.
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@TrikYodz
I don’t think they’re talking about an accident bumping (or seemingly accidental bumping). They’re talking about something that is quite intentional and is quite obviously intentional. Think of what it’d be like to be crammed in a place with tons of other people and there’s this guy that you don’t know rubbing his junk against you (not a simple bump), staring right at you, knowing full well what he’s doing is wrong but he’s using your hip for it anyhow. Tell me that would not annoy the fuck out of you.
If it was an accident then you fight it. Offer to take a lie detector test, etc etc. That would suck but I’m guessing it happens. Unless she lies about duration and all that, the cops should be able to sort out that she’s being an undersexed retard.
@ack
It’s funny how much men think they’d welcome the attention of random strangers treating them like objects. I’ve watched a few guys become extremely uncomfortable after receiving that sort of attention after claiming they’d love it. I’m all for a little friendly rubbing but it’s got to be consensual.
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i can expose myself, thank you very much
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can’t say that I understand…is it saying she’ll yell if he intentionally unintentionally touches her?
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@jascas
on mass transit systems, such as the subway in new york, men really like to rub their crotches on women when the trains are packed. they can pretend it’s not their fault because the crowd is pushing them against you but it’s obvious what they’re doing when you look and they’re leering at you.most women just walk away or put their bag over the bit being rubbed on. that sign is encouraging women to say something, preferably loudly, to embarrass the guy. it’s supposed to make him think twice before doing it again.
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that’s hilarious!
I’ve never heard of that happening. Granted I haven’t been on the subway more than a handfull of times in the past 8 years but before that I rode the Toronto subways for 10 years almost daily. I saw plenty of stupid people and weird shit but guys rubbing their cocks on women?
Either NYC has some weird epidemic or this is ad and the mentality behind it is a fucking joke. If I heard some woman in a crowded subway car yell “quit rubbing your cock on me” I’d laugh and think she was crazy and feel sorry for the guy who just got accused. I for one would never yell “quit rubbing your tits against me!” not only because of the whole gender social stigma discrepancies but also because I realize that in crowded areas some things just happen.
This says to me: residual PC bullshit hanging on by a big fat sweaty thread.
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Also, you never know when you’ll be grinding up against a transit cop.
It seems that when ticket quotas are close to being due they’ll start going after the grinders and gropers on the subways.
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once at a Metallica concert there were topless chicks crowd surfing
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No Grinding on the Rails
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There’s an actual term for this, I just can’t remember it right now. And it’s a more widespread issue than you’d think.
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that’s right, mAgnUS — because you didn’t know it existed, it must be some kind of terrible rumor with absolutely no basis in reality.
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If there’s been a girl at a Metallica concert (hilariously unlikely) either she had a boyish body, and her female facial features were obscured by pimples and scowling OR she was one of the few females in history to sport a neckbeard.
Either way probably a disturbing fantasy. It seriously takes someone like EVIL ILLUMINATI to think of something so risible.
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Sorry, I admit, I’ve been trolled. Sorry, the concept of a girl at a metallica concert is simultaniously so comical and so horror-inducing that I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep for the next few days.
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It is called Frontage (pronounced fro-taje), and exsists and, I guess, is as hilarious as sexual assault can get?
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Subject of 32% of Japanese Hentai and 77% of AVs.
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Thanks silverflux…the public transpo here in Houston is lacking to say the least. I’ve also never ridden the little bit that we do have, so I’ve no experience with this sort of thing.
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Maybe if they’d spend their money more wisely, the city could afford more trains to prevent crowding. I’m sure lots of the guys “exposed” were innocent.
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I agree that the whole thing sounds kinda sexy. she may mean to pull your dick out and give it a good tug beneath your overcoat. and if you aren’t wearing an overcoat, how do you hide your sword?
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@Boy Hostage: Pronounciation is correct, but it’s called FROTTAGE.
And it’s not just NYC, it’s anywhere where it’s SRO. I’ve had it happen to me at a rock concert, at Ultra Music Festival, walking through the crowd on Bourbon St.
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@Caio … I’ve been to a Metallica concert and I am undoubtedly female.
I have experienced this form of harassment before at concerts and on the bus. I don’t go in mosh pits any more because I got tired of it.
The wording in the ad is a bit weird. It made me think that the guy could expect a favor or something.
An ex-boyfriend’s mom told me that when she still lived in Taiwan that this was a huge issue but that if you complained about it when you got off the bus the offender would be promptly arrested.
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I’m not sure when it started but when I used to take the 7th ave. line, there was a group of relatively young guys (early 20s) that made frottage (though non-consensual) a game of dare in order to become a member of something or other, perhaps a fraternity. I can’t remember.
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@outoffocus: You’re a girl and my name is john f. kennedy
Metallica and its fandom represents everything women find repulsive: Wangst, self-pity, grease, usened beards, grease, the offencive smell. Grease. I’ve heard of women debasing themselves sexually in shocking ways: tubgirl, swap.avi, but I refuse to believe any female would lower herself that far.
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*usenet beards
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Wait a sec. I have definitely seen hot chicks at Metallica concerts.
Granted this was in the late 80′s and both the headbanger guys and girls had massive amounts of hair suspended in a block of Aquanet hair spray… but I am convinced that the ones with breasts were girls.
Those were the hairband headbanger days, however.
Starting in the mid 90′s the Caio principle holds true. You simply stopped seeing the prissy, rocker chicks coming to show off.
Question – with the pathetically lame music that Metallica has been putting out for 10 years now – does anyone but the mentally retarded actually go to their concerts anymore? I was a huge fan, but now find that I have to stress the “was” because it is actually embarrassing to be a Metallica fan at present.
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@Caaio
I can’t honestly say that I’ve ever given thought to what Metallica represents at all. I liked their music when I was a teenager. The tickets to the concert were free… and the show sucked (zzzz). It was at the Arco stadium in Sac. The sound was beyond terrible. I lost interest in them shortly after “And Justice for All” came out…
But uhm, I have been accused of not being female quite a bit online. I ride a motorcycle, like guns, have a sense of humor and can burp louder than you and 10 of your friends.
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I guess we are a bit off topic…
@autofocus
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@ack
Does Metallica still perform live? I had the chance to run over the guitarist when driving through SF one day. Alas, I remembered where the break pedal was.
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@ack
I do not use autofocus. :p
If you rub on me, I’ll probably put you in the hospital.
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s/break/brake
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Damn. There is such a fine line between outoffocus and autofocus…
Metallica still is giving it a go. I only know this for 2 reasons:
1. Metallica was in the news recently for being cunts and inviting bloggers / reporters to hear their new material, and then demanding that they dont blog / report what they had seen. WTF??
2. Some time last year James Hetfield was returning from a gig in England and was detained at Luton airport. No one working security recognized him, and they assumed he was a terrorist.
If you had run over Kirk Hammett, you would have done Metallica a favor. They would have been forced to retire the band while a trace of dignity still remains. Give them another few years and another album and there will be no dignity left at all. Assuming that there is any left at the moment, and that they will not simply achieve negative dignity.
So – why are you so unfriendly? I would let you rub on me.
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@ack
Actually, it is outofocus… but if spelled correctly, it’d be as you spelled it. :] Creative license caused the “f” to be dropped.
What is it with Metallica being such cunts? Fucking jerks. *insert rant* I downloaded one of their last albums, left it available on P2P and then deleted it, just on principle.
I’m only unfriendly because it amuses me. Can you blame me?
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Actually Metallica is a good study of a band representing angst ridden kids, aging into rockers that can’t be bothered to put as much angst into their music, and then finally bitching about angst ridden kids and their newfangled computers.
I imagine their next album will be titled “stop making so much racket”. Very sad.Creative license indeed. Apparently I am not creative. And cannot read.
How come guys are villanized by this ad? I don’t rub my penis on every chick on the train. I have standards, and consider it a quite way of telling a girl she’s cute. One rub for a “hey” and 2 rubs for a “heeeeeey”.
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1) Metallica was always lame. Some of the fans were smart enough to jump ship when they tried to go grunge (fucking sell outs). Some of the fans jumped ship when they started attacking their own fans. Some of the fans jumped ship when they tried to throw a computer illiterate old lady in jail because her grandson downloaded three songs.
However that represents about 1% of Metallica fans. To like Metallica in the first place you have to be so stupid and self-loathing as to think a tennis prodigy born into old money was – as some point before becoming a millionaire – a badass hell’s angel biker.
2) I saw pretty boy’s mansion back when he lived in the Bay Area. Basically, it was the biggest mansion in what was, at the time, the second most expensive neighbourhood in the United States of America. This was when they were trying to throw that old lady in prison (like the tough ass bad asses they were)
3) Metallica was emo before there was a word for emo. Except they were, curiously, more emo than most modern emos. Here are some example lyrics from when they were “good”:
Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
AN HERO AN HERO AN HEROHas my chemical romance every done a song half as angsty or suicidal? Fuck, at least the emos don’t have greasy neck beards, and at least they don’t spam the innernets trying to defend their crappy, corny, cheesy an hero genre.
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i dunno if this is a question that has been posed yet cause i skipped down a halfway through
but what if it was REALLY an accident.
then the chick accuses you of doing it. its your word agains hers.
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you know?
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@Caio
I saw Metallica in concert in 1987. At the time – they did seriously kick some ass. After that… well, I cannot argue with you on any other point. Fucking embarrassing.@TrikYodz
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@TrikYodz
I don’t think they’re talking about an accident bumping (or seemingly accidental bumping). They’re talking about something that is quite intentional and is quite obviously intentional. Think of what it’d be like to be crammed in a place with tons of other people and there’s this guy that you don’t know rubbing his junk against you (not a simple bump), staring right at you, knowing full well what he’s doing is wrong but he’s using your hip for it anyhow. Tell me that would not annoy the fuck out of you.
If it was an accident then you fight it. Offer to take a lie detector test, etc etc. That would suck but I’m guessing it happens. Unless she lies about duration and all that, the cops should be able to sort out that she’s being an undersexed retard.
@ack
It’s funny how much men think they’d welcome the attention of random strangers treating them like objects. I’ve watched a few guys become extremely uncomfortable after receiving that sort of attention after claiming they’d love it. I’m all for a little friendly rubbing but it’s got to be consensual.
global warming advert
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That’s a lame advert
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Last time I was in London the Pillar in Trafalgar Square had one of those things surrounding it. It was pretty fucking lame and ugly
It’s fucking 35 though in Canada today so I’m not about to write off global warming atm
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It’d be a better picture if it was a hot chick rather than a dude.
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global warming is a lie.
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I’m down for a Water World era.
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Yeah yeah, Global Warming was a lie, the Moon was a lie, Grey Aliens did 9-11. Ron Paul will free the Metalheads, etc etc etc
Does anyone remember that old greecemonkey script that let you baleet pHpBB? Someone needs to program one that automatically blocks all the nouns in my first paragraph from my goddamn view.
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It’s pretentious bullshit advertising like this that makes it so hard for me to get behind the GW movement, even though I think they’re right in some ways.
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Even if the global warming peeps are off by a factor of 10 and shit hits the fan in 500 years, does that really diminish our responsibility to get our shit together? Nobody in their right mind can think our current strategy of doing next to nothing is good in the long term. I don’t just mean global warming; oil, precious metals, and the like are being used at an unsustainable rate. This means, logically, that sometime in the future WE WILL RUN OUT OF THESE THINGS. Lets not be assholes to our descendants and try to fix some shit proactively.
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@Lord
For a split second there, I thought you were going to say GW Bush…
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Global warming isn’t going to be solved
1) Too many people refuse to believe the science.
2) Too many people believe the science, but are unwilling to do anything substantial to change (eg Al Gore)
3) Way, way too many developing countries that just don’t give a fuck either way.
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4) We’re already past the critical point in the CO2 feedback cycle: more CO2 -> more heat -> more CO2, ad infindum.
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I enjoy a good swim. I see nothing wrong with this picture.
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with enough global warmng- i’ll have beach front property, so i’m all for it. LOL
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HUMANS WILL KILL THIS PLANET
it doesnt matter what you believe, want, or need
people are self centered fucks
there aren’t enough people who give a shit
and the ones that do give a shit don’t matter
EARTH’S ONLY CHANCE IS TO KILL US FIRST
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Back during the 50′s, all the newspapers were fretting about global cooling.
Back even further, during the 20′s, they were fretting about global warming.
Forward back to the 80′s, the newspapers were fretting about global cooling.
Now in the 21st century, we’re fretting about global warming.
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Read “State of Fear” by Michael Crichton. Interesting stuff he dug up in there.
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As much as I’m loathe to agree with diabeetus, he is right. Oh noes! Teh pink commie liberal thinks global warming is just a big government/corporate cash grab!!!1!!!1 zomgwtfbbqsauce!111! Things fall apart! Teh centre cannot hold! Mere anarchy is loosed upon teh werld! Teh blud-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere teh ceremony of innocence is drowned! Geddit? Drowned? Coz teh whole world is gonna flood lololololol! It’s in Revelations, people!
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Huh. Not entirely sure where I was going with that, to be honest. Except, perhaps, to point out that Yeats is badass.
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As usual, diabeetus is plain wrong. There was one Newsweek in 1975 about global cooling that gets trotted out every time someone wants to “prove” that “scientists can’t make up their minds. LOL.” The rest of his post about the 20s and 50s is completely unfounded garbage.
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I think we should take the words of George Carlin into consideration:
… ok i don’t feel like listening to the exact track and then slowly quoting it out.
but look up “The Planet is Fine” off the Jammin’ in New York cd. You will see my point
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Actually yes i do feel like quoting a bit. Just cause i have nothing to do. Pardon the expletives, and the somewhat incomplete-ness of the long quote.
“Save the planet? We can’t even take care of ourselves! We haven’t learned to care for each other and we’re gonna save the planet? I’m tired of that!… There is NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PLANET! The planet is fine! It’s the people that are fucked! the planet has been here 4.5 billion years, and we’ve been here for 100, maybe 200,000 years, with 200 years of industry. 200 vs. 4.5 billion, and we have the conciet to think we’re a threat? The planet has been through all kinds of things worse than us. [List of dangerous stuff] and we think we’re gonna make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE. We’re going away. Pack your stuff. And we won’t leave much a trace behind- maybe a bit of styrofoam. Maybe. The planet will be here but we’ll be long gone. just another failed mutation. the planet will shake us off like a case of fleas… The planet will be here a long time after we are gone. And it will heal itself, cleanse itself. It’s a self-correcting system. And if it’s true that plastic isn’t degradeable, the earth will simply incorporate plastic into something new: Earth + plastic. [Long rant about plastic]. The planet may see us as a minor threat, and it will deal with us. It will think of something. [rant of earth's defense].”
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Anyone that takes any stock in Diabeetus is just as much an idiot as he himself.
::yawn::
I firmly believe in global warming, too many things happening for it not to be so. Living through three cat 3 and up Hurricanes in two consecutive years is enough to prove that, and it’s literally the tip of the melting iceburg. Truthfully, the Gulf has never been hotter then it is now. Last year there wasn’t so much hurricane activity, but it was because it was a dry year. This year has already had several hurricanes and there’s one in the gulf now. BRB Hurricane.
Do you know that Alaska has frozen methane fields, and if these frozen methane fields were to all melt, like right now, that earth would be Venus’s identical twin? Oh, wait, the Methane fields in Alaska ARE MELTING and releasing a huge amount of methane into the atmosphere because there’s hardly any ice. Look it up, I dare you. Don’t get me started on the methane fields in the Ocean, some of which are in the ever increasingly warming Atlantic.
Truthfully, we’re already fucked. It’s over, we just haven’t realized we’re dead yet, like a chicken with its head cut off. The time to fix our mistakes has come and gone.
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@natedog
The earth is not a living thing. We’re fucked, perhaps, along w/ most forms of life, but the earth will be just fine. Even if it weren’t, it won’t know it and it won’t suffer.
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My BMW didn’t cause the last ice age or the warming up after, Global warming IS a lie, only the stupid will die.
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You people seem to be forgeting one important property of ice. When water freezes it EXPANDS! And when ice melts it CONTRACTS! If the polar ice contracts, it will displace less water. If anything should happen to the water levels, they should go down!
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@ nyokki:
The Earth has a circulatory system (rivers, oceans, water cycle, etc); resiriatory system (lungs-trees and plants, the atmosphere), parasites (us); nervous system (the satellite network encompassing it), etc…
your body is about 75% water/25% mass. SO IS THE EARTH. your body keeps itself at a certian temperature constantly. Our planet, which is floating around out there in the cosmos at ungodly cold temperatures, also keeps itself at a set temperature…
it’s a single parent-the moon is it’s child
just as the human body is made up of trillions of smaller, individual living cells working to bring the whole organism to life, the parts of the earth work together (most of the time) to keep earth alive.
wanna see a dead planet? L2Mars
of course this post is laced with large amounts of internet sarcasm
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GLOBAL WARMING is bullshit
it’s really a ploy to begin the New World Order
once again GLOBAL WARMING is bullshit
911 was bullshit
USS Liberty was bullshit
Arch Duke Ferdinand was bullshit
Pearl Harbor was bullshit
Gulf of Tokin was bullshit
Balfur Declaration was bullshit
United Nations are bullshit
War on Terrorism is bullshit
77 was bullshit
Madrid was bullshit
Anthrax was bullshit
Religion is bullshit
Schools is bullshit
the Economy is bullshit
fucking mondays are bullshit
ahhh ahahhhh aahhhh
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@natedog
Nice anthropomorphism but the Earth still is not alive and more importantly, it’s not sentient. I guess I should have included the sentient part in my original post. Mars may be a “dead” planet, but Mars doesn’t know it’s a dead planet. It’s a planet, not a being.
All sarcasm removed. P
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::head desk at Gecko::
Water levels aren’t going to go down. Yes, Ice takes up more room then water, but think how much ice is ABOVE sea level. Anyways, it’s not just about melting water raising levels, it’s about continual warming of the planet, the green house effect, methane and the like warming the planet too far. Put it this way, life will go on, but just as long as the water doesn’t boil. :p
Have you heard of a run away green house effect? That’s what’s going to happen to us. Seriously, go look at Venus. Venus is Earth’s future.
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That’s a lame advert
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Last time I was in London the Pillar in Trafalgar Square had one of those things surrounding it. It was pretty fucking lame and ugly
It’s fucking 35 though in Canada today so I’m not about to write off global warming atm
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It’d be a better picture if it was a hot chick rather than a dude.
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global warming is a lie.
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I’m down for a Water World era.
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Yeah yeah, Global Warming was a lie, the Moon was a lie, Grey Aliens did 9-11. Ron Paul will free the Metalheads, etc etc etc
Does anyone remember that old greecemonkey script that let you baleet pHpBB? Someone needs to program one that automatically blocks all the nouns in my first paragraph from my goddamn view.
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It’s pretentious bullshit advertising like this that makes it so hard for me to get behind the GW movement, even though I think they’re right in some ways.
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Even if the global warming peeps are off by a factor of 10 and shit hits the fan in 500 years, does that really diminish our responsibility to get our shit together? Nobody in their right mind can think our current strategy of doing next to nothing is good in the long term. I don’t just mean global warming; oil, precious metals, and the like are being used at an unsustainable rate. This means, logically, that sometime in the future WE WILL RUN OUT OF THESE THINGS. Lets not be assholes to our descendants and try to fix some shit proactively.
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@Lord
For a split second there, I thought you were going to say GW Bush…
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Global warming isn’t going to be solved
1) Too many people refuse to believe the science.
2) Too many people believe the science, but are unwilling to do anything substantial to change (eg Al Gore)
3) Way, way too many developing countries that just don’t give a fuck either way. -
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4) We’re already past the critical point in the CO2 feedback cycle: more CO2 -> more heat -> more CO2, ad infindum. -
I enjoy a good swim. I see nothing wrong with this picture.
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with enough global warmng- i’ll have beach front property, so i’m all for it. LOL
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HUMANS WILL KILL THIS PLANET
it doesnt matter what you believe, want, or need
people are self centered fucks
there aren’t enough people who give a shit
and the ones that do give a shit don’t matter
EARTH’S ONLY CHANCE IS TO KILL US FIRST
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Back during the 50′s, all the newspapers were fretting about global cooling.
Back even further, during the 20′s, they were fretting about global warming.
Forward back to the 80′s, the newspapers were fretting about global cooling.
Now in the 21st century, we’re fretting about global warming.
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Read “State of Fear” by Michael Crichton. Interesting stuff he dug up in there.
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As much as I’m loathe to agree with diabeetus, he is right. Oh noes! Teh pink commie liberal thinks global warming is just a big government/corporate cash grab!!!1!!!1 zomgwtfbbqsauce!111! Things fall apart! Teh centre cannot hold! Mere anarchy is loosed upon teh werld! Teh blud-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere teh ceremony of innocence is drowned! Geddit? Drowned? Coz teh whole world is gonna flood lololololol! It’s in Revelations, people!
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Huh. Not entirely sure where I was going with that, to be honest. Except, perhaps, to point out that Yeats is badass.
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As usual, diabeetus is plain wrong. There was one Newsweek in 1975 about global cooling that gets trotted out every time someone wants to “prove” that “scientists can’t make up their minds. LOL.” The rest of his post about the 20s and 50s is completely unfounded garbage.
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I think we should take the words of George Carlin into consideration:
… ok i don’t feel like listening to the exact track and then slowly quoting it out.
but look up “The Planet is Fine” off the Jammin’ in New York cd. You will see my point
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Actually yes i do feel like quoting a bit. Just cause i have nothing to do. Pardon the expletives, and the somewhat incomplete-ness of the long quote.
“Save the planet? We can’t even take care of ourselves! We haven’t learned to care for each other and we’re gonna save the planet? I’m tired of that!… There is NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PLANET! The planet is fine! It’s the people that are fucked! the planet has been here 4.5 billion years, and we’ve been here for 100, maybe 200,000 years, with 200 years of industry. 200 vs. 4.5 billion, and we have the conciet to think we’re a threat? The planet has been through all kinds of things worse than us. [List of dangerous stuff] and we think we’re gonna make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE ARE. We’re going away. Pack your stuff. And we won’t leave much a trace behind- maybe a bit of styrofoam. Maybe. The planet will be here but we’ll be long gone. just another failed mutation. the planet will shake us off like a case of fleas… The planet will be here a long time after we are gone. And it will heal itself, cleanse itself. It’s a self-correcting system. And if it’s true that plastic isn’t degradeable, the earth will simply incorporate plastic into something new: Earth + plastic. [Long rant about plastic]. The planet may see us as a minor threat, and it will deal with us. It will think of something. [rant of earth's defense].”
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Anyone that takes any stock in Diabeetus is just as much an idiot as he himself.
::yawn::
I firmly believe in global warming, too many things happening for it not to be so. Living through three cat 3 and up Hurricanes in two consecutive years is enough to prove that, and it’s literally the tip of the melting iceburg. Truthfully, the Gulf has never been hotter then it is now. Last year there wasn’t so much hurricane activity, but it was because it was a dry year. This year has already had several hurricanes and there’s one in the gulf now. BRB Hurricane.
Do you know that Alaska has frozen methane fields, and if these frozen methane fields were to all melt, like right now, that earth would be Venus’s identical twin? Oh, wait, the Methane fields in Alaska ARE MELTING and releasing a huge amount of methane into the atmosphere because there’s hardly any ice. Look it up, I dare you. Don’t get me started on the methane fields in the Ocean, some of which are in the ever increasingly warming Atlantic.
Truthfully, we’re already fucked. It’s over, we just haven’t realized we’re dead yet, like a chicken with its head cut off. The time to fix our mistakes has come and gone.
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@natedog
The earth is not a living thing. We’re fucked, perhaps, along w/ most forms of life, but the earth will be just fine. Even if it weren’t, it won’t know it and it won’t suffer. -
My BMW didn’t cause the last ice age or the warming up after, Global warming IS a lie, only the stupid will die.
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You people seem to be forgeting one important property of ice. When water freezes it EXPANDS! And when ice melts it CONTRACTS! If the polar ice contracts, it will displace less water. If anything should happen to the water levels, they should go down!
-
@ nyokki:
The Earth has a circulatory system (rivers, oceans, water cycle, etc); resiriatory system (lungs-trees and plants, the atmosphere), parasites (us); nervous system (the satellite network encompassing it), etc…
your body is about 75% water/25% mass. SO IS THE EARTH. your body keeps itself at a certian temperature constantly. Our planet, which is floating around out there in the cosmos at ungodly cold temperatures, also keeps itself at a set temperature…
it’s a single parent-the moon is it’s child
just as the human body is made up of trillions of smaller, individual living cells working to bring the whole organism to life, the parts of the earth work together (most of the time) to keep earth alive.
wanna see a dead planet? L2Mars
of course this post is laced with large amounts of internet sarcasm
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GLOBAL WARMING is bullshit
it’s really a ploy to begin the New World Order
once again GLOBAL WARMING is bullshit
911 was bullshit
USS Liberty was bullshit
Arch Duke Ferdinand was bullshit
Pearl Harbor was bullshit
Gulf of Tokin was bullshit
Balfur Declaration was bullshit
United Nations are bullshit
War on Terrorism is bullshit
77 was bullshit
Madrid was bullshit
Anthrax was bullshit
Religion is bullshit
Schools is bullshit
the Economy is bullshit
fucking mondays are bullshitahhh ahahhhh aahhhh
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@natedog
Nice anthropomorphism but the Earth still is not alive and more importantly, it’s not sentient. I guess I should have included the sentient part in my original post. Mars may be a “dead” planet, but Mars doesn’t know it’s a dead planet. It’s a planet, not a being.All sarcasm removed.
P -
::head desk at Gecko::
Water levels aren’t going to go down. Yes, Ice takes up more room then water, but think how much ice is ABOVE sea level. Anyways, it’s not just about melting water raising levels, it’s about continual warming of the planet, the green house effect, methane and the like warming the planet too far. Put it this way, life will go on, but just as long as the water doesn’t boil. :p
Have you heard of a run away green house effect? That’s what’s going to happen to us. Seriously, go look at Venus. Venus is Earth’s future.
Ares I-X
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Just as long as there are no major political changes between now and April 2009.
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The cool thing is that my brother is one of the engineers doing design work on this project. I get to hear all about parts of the development each week when I talk with him
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I have such mixed feelings about this. It uses the same solid rocket boosters as the shuttle, yes? But going off of the same design cues as the old Apollos? Somehow it feels to me like we’re taking a big step backward, and that we’ve wasted the last 30 odd years. I’m glad we’re going back. I just think it could’ve been much, much sooner.
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That’s the problem – we did waste 30 years doing nothing but messing around in LEO. The public got “bored” of the moon missions because we “beat” the Soviets. NASA lacked a vision after that, so they just sort of meandered about until someone cooked up the ISS project, which kind of gave us something to do.
We learned a metric ton of knowledge, mind you, but, yeah, we should;ve already had a permanent outpost on the moon by now. I just hope Obama, if he wins, doesn’t axe the space program for his education policy, because that money can come from somewhere else quite easily.
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PS, looks like the originating website is here:
www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/constellation/ares/flighttests/aresIx/index.html
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I love Obama, really I do, but there was some talk that if he wins there might be serious NASA cuts to pay for other programs and bring the budget in line.
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Just as long as there are no major political changes between now and April 2009.
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The cool thing is that my brother is one of the engineers doing design work on this project. I get to hear all about parts of the development each week when I talk with him
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I have such mixed feelings about this. It uses the same solid rocket boosters as the shuttle, yes? But going off of the same design cues as the old Apollos? Somehow it feels to me like we’re taking a big step backward, and that we’ve wasted the last 30 odd years. I’m glad we’re going back. I just think it could’ve been much, much sooner.
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That’s the problem – we did waste 30 years doing nothing but messing around in LEO. The public got “bored” of the moon missions because we “beat” the Soviets. NASA lacked a vision after that, so they just sort of meandered about until someone cooked up the ISS project, which kind of gave us something to do.
We learned a metric ton of knowledge, mind you, but, yeah, we should;ve already had a permanent outpost on the moon by now. I just hope Obama, if he wins, doesn’t axe the space program for his education policy, because that money can come from somewhere else quite easily.
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PS, looks like the originating website is here:
www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/constellation/ares/flighttests/aresIx/index.html -
I love Obama, really I do, but there was some talk that if he wins there might be serious NASA cuts to pay for other programs and bring the budget in line.
diesel advert three girls vs one gay
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SUCH A WASTE! They should let a straight guy do that picture instead… 
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It looks like an insect.
Why is the guy gay? I just see a nice ass, waist and shoulders. Mmmhmm.
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SHOPPED!
Mostly because you can’t get a guy that gay near that many chicks…
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What’s he doing with chest?
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Another pic that doesn’t show for me o.O
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@Ben1605
You`re not alone
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Wait… when guys call another guy “gay” is it sort of like the way women will call another woman “fat” that they are jealous of?
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Wait, where are the rest of those women?
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@outoffocus
Pretty much.
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I assume some of us can’t see the picture because we are using Firefox + Adblock and it has “advert” in its name.
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Ah-hah! Thank you Piculin.
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SUCH A WASTE! They should let a straight guy do that picture instead…
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It looks like an insect.
Why is the guy gay? I just see a nice ass, waist and shoulders. Mmmhmm.
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SHOPPED!
Mostly because you can’t get a guy that gay near that many chicks…
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What’s he doing with chest?
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Another pic that doesn’t show for me o.O
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@Ben1605
You`re not alone -
Wait… when guys call another guy “gay” is it sort of like the way women will call another woman “fat” that they are jealous of?
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Wait, where are the rest of those women?
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@outoffocus
Pretty much. -
I assume some of us can’t see the picture because we are using Firefox + Adblock and it has “advert” in its name.
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Ah-hah! Thank you Piculin.
balloon sex
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That position looks like it hurts
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Tis, perhaps, repost.
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@Gunface, no it doesn’t, but the girl has to be very light (big boned girl won’t do).
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@gor, or the guy has to be in good shape and do something other than read MCS and play video games. :p
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Is it really safe sex if they’re at risk of popping any second?
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That position looks like it hurts
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Tis, perhaps, repost.
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@Gunface, no it doesn’t, but the girl has to be very light (big boned girl won’t do).
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@gor, or the guy has to be in good shape and do something other than read MCS and play video games. :p
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Is it really safe sex if they’re at risk of popping any second?
Discovery Channel Commercial – Boom De Yada!
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is some sweet shit, but I need some help Identifying some of the singers and the shows they appear on:
1.) Guy in space – no particular show
2.) (?) Guy With Camera with awesome scope
3.) (?) Deadliest Catch – Crew On Ship
4.) (?) Indian Tribe
5.) (?) Girl On Surf Board
6.) Dirtiest Jobs – Mike Rowe
7.) (?) Guy in jet
8.) (?) Guy In Fast Car In Desert
9.) (?) Woman that loves Egyptian Kings
10.) (?) Tibetan Monks
11.) (?) Dude Underwater
12.) (?) Rappers
13.) Future Weapons – Richard Machowicz
14.) (?) Guy that loves tornadoes
15.) Man Vs Wild – Bear Grylls
16.) (?) Hot Magma Man
17.) (?) Giant Squid Man
18.) (?) People On beach
19.) Myth Busters – Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage
20.) Steven hawking
21.) (?) Dude base jumping into vertical cave
The World is Just Awesome
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probably my favorite commercial ever
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Oh, now I get that fucking xkcd comic.
“I love ar-ach-a-nids” is the best bit.
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That makes two of us, bob. I had seen this commercial before but only once I think, so the xkcd comic had me going “…that’s kind of familiar”.
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Stephen Hawking, hah, that just tickles me.
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Here is another version, done live and better, imo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJQ-R6X8uw
I love the crab guys
and all their dirty tricks.
The pickup truck joke,
that was some funny shit.
Boom de Yada!
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The unknown people(most of them) are just from specials that are done every-so-often on the channel. Good luck identifying them!
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Stupid question, probably. How do u upload video from YouTube and similar sites to a page like this?
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You are correct, that IS a stupid question!
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The Base Jump (21) is from “Planet Earth”.
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@jeffapotimus
Congratulations, you win the stupider answer to a stupid question prize.
Either it was really a stupid question and you’re just being a jerk and do know the answer or it’s still a stupid question and you’re not savvy enough know the stupid answer to the stupid question or it wasn’t a stupid question and you still don’t know the answer, thus remaining a jerk regardless.
Thanx for playing…Please redeem your prize at the next window. H.A.N.D.!
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@nyoki
‘U’ upload video from YouTube to a page like this by using an embedded link. But on this particular site, only tiki can post video. See the submission rules
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I was going to post a pic of Richard Machowicz from this commercial last night. Photoshop was acting up so I said forget it.
Bravo Tiki
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Thank you reboot. Have a toaster and a cookie. I understand that I can’t do that here, but I’m seeing it all over the place and figured someone here would know how to do it. Also, I was hoping for something better than “You are correct, that IS a stupid question!” That’s barely a putdown. sheesh
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Thanks for the cookie. Seems like no one is detecting my sarcasm today, so I might as well try to be informative.
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I love the pictures
I love the comments
I love the users
I love the comebacks
I love My [confined] Space
And all it’s funny stuff
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada
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Lighten up, nyoki. As much as I hate it when people correct crap like spelling or grammar, every once in a while its just fun to be a jerk. I guarantee someone else would have said something worse if I hadn’t. Try not to take it personally. And always read the FAQ.
Peace.
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The guy jumping into the cliff at the end- that’s from Planet Earth; I just watched the caves portion last night. I finally got around to getting the DVD, and I’ve been in bio nerd heaven the past few days. It’s such an amazing show, but I feel that after all the time and money spent getting the incredible footage, they could have at least had a better composer/orchestra for the music. It’s okay, but it’s not a good as say, March of the Penguins’ soundtrack. Alex Wurman did a fantastic job on the score. Is it sad that I have the soundtrack? It’s a good soundtrack.
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lol@Hepathos
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Oh Jeff, I was taking nothing personally and did, in fact, expect something worse, much worse. Apparently reboot wasn’t the only one having his sarcasm flying overhead.
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I particularly enjoy the guy who Loves Tornados!
Every time I see him I think “Crazy f’er!” and laugh!
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probably my favorite commercial ever
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Oh, now I get that fucking xkcd comic.
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That makes two of us, bob. I had seen this commercial before but only once I think, so the xkcd comic had me going “…that’s kind of familiar”.
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Stephen Hawking, hah, that just tickles me.
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Here is another version, done live and better, imo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJQ-R6X8uw
I love the crab guys
and all their dirty tricks.
The pickup truck joke,
that was some funny shit.Boom de Yada!
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The unknown people(most of them) are just from specials that are done every-so-often on the channel. Good luck identifying them!
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Stupid question, probably. How do u upload video from YouTube and similar sites to a page like this?
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You are correct, that IS a stupid question!
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The Base Jump (21) is from “Planet Earth”.
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@jeffapotimus
Congratulations, you win the stupider answer to a stupid question prize.Either it was really a stupid question and you’re just being a jerk and do know the answer or it’s still a stupid question and you’re not savvy enough know the stupid answer to the stupid question or it wasn’t a stupid question and you still don’t know the answer, thus remaining a jerk regardless.
Thanx for playing…Please redeem your prize at the next window. H.A.N.D.!
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‘U’ upload video from YouTube to a page like this by using an embedded link. But on this particular site, only tiki can post video. See the submission rules -
I was going to post a pic of Richard Machowicz from this commercial last night. Photoshop was acting up so I said forget it.
Bravo Tiki
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Thank you reboot. Have a toaster and a cookie. I understand that I can’t do that here, but I’m seeing it all over the place and figured someone here would know how to do it. Also, I was hoping for something better than “You are correct, that IS a stupid question!” That’s barely a putdown. sheesh
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Thanks for the cookie. Seems like no one is detecting my sarcasm today, so I might as well try to be informative.
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I love the pictures
I love the comments
I love the users
I love the comebacks
I love My [confined] Space
And all it’s funny stuff
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada
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Lighten up, nyoki. As much as I hate it when people correct crap like spelling or grammar, every once in a while its just fun to be a jerk. I guarantee someone else would have said something worse if I hadn’t. Try not to take it personally. And always read the FAQ.
Peace.
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The guy jumping into the cliff at the end- that’s from Planet Earth; I just watched the caves portion last night. I finally got around to getting the DVD, and I’ve been in bio nerd heaven the past few days. It’s such an amazing show, but I feel that after all the time and money spent getting the incredible footage, they could have at least had a better composer/orchestra for the music. It’s okay, but it’s not a good as say, March of the Penguins’ soundtrack. Alex Wurman did a fantastic job on the score. Is it sad that I have the soundtrack? It’s a good soundtrack.
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lol@Hepathos
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Oh Jeff, I was taking nothing personally and did, in fact, expect something worse, much worse. Apparently reboot wasn’t the only one having his sarcasm flying overhead.
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I particularly enjoy the guy who Loves Tornados!
Every time I see him I think “Crazy f’er!” and laugh!
new port ghetto car
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I find this funny because when I smoke, I smoke newports. god I loved those things.
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The background is what makes it perfect. Nails, wings, rent-a-center and pawn shop.
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I actually saw one like this yesterday, except it was lime green and had the Mello Yello logo on it. wut.
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My nephew lives in Newport, OR. He hates it there. Says it’s small and boring. I think this might be the perfect car for him!
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Why?
There is one here in central Florida that is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup themed.
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WE have a skittles themed one and a dora the explorer themed one in Charleston SC. I fucking hate these cars with a burning passion.
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^^Yeah… the skittles car was checking out the house for rent next door to me a few weeks ago. Lucky for me, I guess they decided not to take it…. Sometimes you can catch a group of them hanging out at the carwashes. Hey, Lotus Eater, have you seen the one that has big number 22′s emblazoned on the back sides of the car…. and is rolling around on 16′s? That’s my personal favorite.
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The background is what makes it perfect. Nails, wings, rent-a-center and pawn shop.
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I actually saw one like this yesterday, except it was lime green and had the Mello Yello logo on it. wut.
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My nephew lives in Newport, OR. He hates it there. Says it’s small and boring. I think this might be the perfect car for him!
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WE have a skittles themed one and a dora the explorer themed one in Charleston SC. I fucking hate these cars with a burning passion.
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^^Yeah… the skittles car was checking out the house for rent next door to me a few weeks ago. Lucky for me, I guess they decided not to take it…. Sometimes you can catch a group of them hanging out at the carwashes. Hey, Lotus Eater, have you seen the one that has big number 22′s emblazoned on the back sides of the car…. and is rolling around on 16′s? That’s my personal favorite.
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ridonculous.
September 19, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I do double that before noon.
September 19, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I fart once and it counts as 14. I blame genetics.
September 19, 2008 at 11:24 pm
if you have to fart right now, you must post in this thread
September 20, 2008 at 1:29 am
I dint think 14 times is right, Maaaayyybe 5 or 6
September 20, 2008 at 1:34 am
This world is terrible
September 20, 2008 at 1:54 am
It sort of depends on what you eat, or at least, so I am told. Girls don’t fart, so it’s purely theoretical for me.
September 20, 2008 at 3:18 am
Fuckin’ LOVE science world. Vancouverfags report in.
September 20, 2008 at 6:45 am
@SKILLERWHALE: you fart in your sleep too
September 20, 2008 at 10:25 am
My wife just admonished me for a bit of errant kitchen flatulence.
September 20, 2008 at 10:30 am
@nyokki
Yes they do. And sometimes when they’re drunk, they get extremely upset about it and cry. I was torn between laughter and consoling my g/f with this exact situation. I would know.
September 22, 2008 at 2:48 am
Vancouver! Science world was great when I was a child, and now its still a great place to visit.