First you pee against it, then you laugh at it.
You couldn’t have ridiculed it any more than that.

Comment by dieAntagonista — September 23, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

He could have teabagged it too…

Comment by dorix — September 23, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

I considered it, but I was too drunk to find an appropriate opening.

Comment by AgZed — September 23, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

clever

Comment by natedog — August 9, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

Graham sucks

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 3, 2008 @ 12:39 am

Fuck Graham.

Comment by Thrella — August 3, 2008 @ 12:57 am

Anyone know where this is? Southern New Jersey maybe?

Comment by Gunface01 — August 3, 2008 @ 1:30 am

My guess is England because it starts with 0 but I could be wrong. Katlama is a shitty name though, maybe Graham is better off.

Comment by Drewlicious — August 3, 2008 @ 1:37 am

TBH if i lived in Jersey i’d buy a UK address too, Maybe then people will show interest in the band, not buying land to dump nuclear waste and old people.

Comment by Thrella — August 3, 2008 @ 1:53 am

Well if you look well you see something selling for 3 pounds. Obviously Jersey.

Comment by Thrella — August 3, 2008 @ 1:55 am

I fucking hate Graham.

Comment by Mayyday — August 3, 2008 @ 2:41 am

Graham needs to die in a fire.

Comment by Impatience — August 3, 2008 @ 7:18 am

Birmingham area of England, I’ve met graham, he was alright actually

Comment by goblin0 — August 3, 2008 @ 7:21 am

Lol, my band name “Insergo” kick fucking ass! even better my name is under copyright the moment i post this cause this site is dated muahahhahahah

Comment by Cargen — August 3, 2008 @ 8:07 am

Insert goo?

Comment by RSIxidor — August 3, 2008 @ 8:41 am

Yeah, fuck that guy.
Come on fellows, let’s go find him and tell him that he sucks.

Comment by Hepathos — August 3, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

Graham is going to read this post and commit suicide because he sucks! Poor Graham, you SUCK!

Comment by j_bryon — August 4, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

Oh boy. Koenigsegg’s going to be pissed at those doors.

Comment by Malcrasternus — August 1, 2008 @ 6:08 am

I hope that wishbone genesis controller aint the steering wheel. LOL

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — August 1, 2008 @ 7:12 am

p.s those rims are HORRIFIC. Thats the new 2020 cheeze grater rims. Awesome…

NOT.

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — August 1, 2008 @ 7:13 am

Ugly car is ugly! Is that seriously how you’re meant to steer the fucking thing?!?!
PHAIL

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — August 1, 2008 @ 7:36 am

Mercedes haven’t been cool for like 30 years.

But it does look roomy, and the dash is like a spaceship.

Zoom, zoom.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — August 1, 2008 @ 7:45 am

looks like a caprice

Comment by natedog — August 1, 2008 @ 8:23 am

That may be the most hideous car I’ve ever seen.

Comment by st_judas — August 1, 2008 @ 9:02 am

Hum, I like the color and the interior is pretty awesome. . .

Luke, about not being cool, have you ever seen the Mclaren? THAT is a hot car, that is a COOL car, and it’s a car that you’ll never be able to afford at $455,000. They have the Gullwing coming out too, which is a pretty ‘cool’ car as well. Their sports cars are to die for, their sedans, eh, not so much.

Comment by awfulintentions — August 1, 2008 @ 9:42 am

So awful, Mercedes are only cool when they work with other companies which actually are cool? :p

Comment by Ben1605 — August 1, 2008 @ 10:05 am

Not bad for a 12 year old car…
Snopes on the Mercedes

Comment by WhiskeyTango — August 1, 2008 @ 10:33 am

I thought the interior was cool looking, though I’ve never tried to drive w/out a steering wheel, so I’d have to try it before I’d know if I like it or not. The exterior looks like some cheap ass generic vehicle. Nothing about it, barring the Mercedes logo, screams Mercedes.

Comment by nyokki — August 1, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

@awfulintentions

The McLaren is a butt-ugly car.The best thing about it is the V8 engine, which was built by McLaren.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — August 1, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

WTF EYERAPE

Comment by Thrella — August 1, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

That color is hideous. The trunk is stupid. And I NEVER want to drive something with a friggin’ joystick. Fuck that shit.

Comment by storminator — August 1, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

The McLaren is butt-ugly? Lol, no accounting for tastes. I suppose to think the same of the Audi R8.

Personally, you’re the only person I’ve heard hate on the Mclaren. XD

Comment by awfulintentions — August 1, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

i think the slr mclaren vomited.

Comment by dekay46 — August 1, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

Man, I really dislike Mercedes vehicle designs nowadays… The McLaren, on the other hand… I could have an affair with…

Comment by Phyreblade — August 1, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

http://img512.imageshack.us/im.....19bti4.jpg

Comment by The Lawnmower — August 2, 2008 @ 12:33 am

how does it steer?
where is the steering wheel?

Comment by potato4610 — August 8, 2008 @ 10:42 am

probably my favorite commercial ever

Comment by sansbutt — June 29, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

Oh, now I get that fucking xkcd comic.
“I love ar-ach-a-nids” is the best bit.

Comment by ohmybob — June 29, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

That makes two of us, bob. I had seen this commercial before but only once I think, so the xkcd comic had me going “…that’s kind of familiar”.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — June 29, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

Stephen Hawking, hah, that just tickles me.

Comment by Billy Manic — June 29, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

Here is another version, done live and better, imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJQ-R6X8uw

I love the crab guys
and all their dirty tricks.
The pickup truck joke,
that was some funny shit.

Boom de Yada!

Comment by SouthernOracle — June 29, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

The unknown people(most of them) are just from specials that are done every-so-often on the channel. Good luck identifying them!

Comment by Tardex — June 29, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

Stupid question, probably. How do u upload video from YouTube and similar sites to a page like this?

Comment by nyoki — June 29, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

You are correct, that IS a stupid question!

Comment by jeffapotimus — June 30, 2008 @ 12:43 am

The Base Jump (21) is from “Planet Earth”.

Comment by Orin — June 30, 2008 @ 1:01 am

@jeffapotimus
Congratulations, you win the stupider answer to a stupid question prize.

Either it was really a stupid question and you’re just being a jerk and do know the answer or it’s still a stupid question and you’re not savvy enough know the stupid answer to the stupid question or it wasn’t a stupid question and you still don’t know the answer, thus remaining a jerk regardless.

Thanx for playing…Please redeem your prize at the next window. H.A.N.D.!

Comment by nyoki — June 30, 2008 @ 1:34 am

@nyoki
‘U’ upload video from YouTube to a page like this by using an embedded link. But on this particular site, only tiki can post video. See the submission rules

Comment by reboot — June 30, 2008 @ 1:39 am

I was going to post a pic of Richard Machowicz from this commercial last night. Photoshop was acting up so I said forget it.

Bravo Tiki

Comment by maxcw — June 30, 2008 @ 1:44 am

Thank you reboot. Have a toaster and a cookie. I understand that I can’t do that here, but I’m seeing it all over the place and figured someone here would know how to do it. Also, I was hoping for something better than “You are correct, that IS a stupid question!” That’s barely a putdown. sheesh

Comment by nyoki — June 30, 2008 @ 1:48 am

Thanks for the cookie. Seems like no one is detecting my sarcasm today, so I might as well try to be informative.

Comment by reboot — June 30, 2008 @ 1:55 am

I love the pictures
I love the comments
I love the users
I love the comebacks
I love My [confined] Space
And all it’s funny stuff
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada

Comment by Hepathos — June 30, 2008 @ 9:08 am

Lighten up, nyoki. As much as I hate it when people correct crap like spelling or grammar, every once in a while its just fun to be a jerk. I guarantee someone else would have said something worse if I hadn’t. Try not to take it personally. And always read the FAQ.

Peace.

Comment by jeffapotimus — June 30, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

The guy jumping into the cliff at the end- that’s from Planet Earth; I just watched the caves portion last night. I finally got around to getting the DVD, and I’ve been in bio nerd heaven the past few days. It’s such an amazing show, but I feel that after all the time and money spent getting the incredible footage, they could have at least had a better composer/orchestra for the music. It’s okay, but it’s not a good as say, March of the Penguins’ soundtrack. Alex Wurman did a fantastic job on the score. Is it sad that I have the soundtrack? It’s a good soundtrack.

Comment by purple banana — June 30, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

lol@Hepathos

Comment by reboot — June 30, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

Oh Jeff, I was taking nothing personally and did, in fact, expect something worse, much worse. Apparently reboot wasn’t the only one having his sarcasm flying overhead.

Comment by nyoki — June 30, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

I particularly enjoy the guy who Loves Tornados!
Every time I see him I think “Crazy f’er!” and laugh!

Comment by j_bryon — July 1, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

“turret’s syndrom”? Oh yeah, that’s the same as “Tourette’s syndrome”.
Dumb ass!
Maybe I should take some.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 24, 2008 @ 4:06 am

yeah, like I really need that. whatever.

Comment by Vent — June 24, 2008 @ 9:32 am

Ok. Yeah. Fine. Whatever.

Comment by nyoki — June 24, 2008 @ 11:26 am

Oh yeah, that’s a REAL good ad, there. Hilarious.

Comment by Pants — June 24, 2008 @ 11:50 am

Great, now I can totally kick my sarcasm habit. Life will be sooo much better.

Comment by DasMaus — June 24, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

I think turret’s syndrome refers to compulsively shooting your co-workers. You never know.

Comment by Billy Manic — June 24, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

The things I noticed are, the doctor’s name is “feelin’ good” and one patient is Mike K. which is almost assuredly short for Mike Kawk.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — June 24, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

This is hilarious!
They have a great marketing campaign
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
That’s the straight woman version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSAxGFYsnTA
that’s the gay version

if you’re gonna fuck, play it safe. Wrap it before you cap it

Comment by Camiam321 — June 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am

that was the original cover art for the little mermaid….

Comment by alexonfire — June 22, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

I think I’ve seen this movie. Isn’t it an anime from Japan? It’s got enough dicktacles to be from there.

Comment by genpyris — June 22, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

I want a condom submarine.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — June 22, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

That’s a kewl ad… although the first thing my brain said was “I can haz nightmarez now?”. lol

Comment by outofocus — June 22, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

well we all just learned that outofocus is a cat…

Comment by infusino92 — June 22, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

lmao!

Comment by outofocus — June 22, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

Those creatures all look vaguely familiar ? Oh wait, one just attached itself to my crotch !! It’s HUGE !

Comment by stfunow — June 22, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Looks like Seth off of Superbad was a Renaissance painter…

Comment by thegreenmullet15 — June 23, 2008 @ 11:34 am

I remember the good old days, when you payed a nickel to fap to zeotrope pronz. We didn’t complain.

Comment by Pants — June 21, 2008 @ 5:24 am

@ Pants
LOL!

Comment by frogurtx — June 21, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

Bathing Buddies? lololol

Comment by nyoki — June 21, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

takes 2 hands to operate

how do i shot fap?

Comment by natedog — June 21, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

..and wouldn’t shoot.

Comment by pedantic — June 20, 2008 @ 1:01 am

Plus, the gun wouldn’t bust me for doing my awesome not good things.

Comment by Pants — June 20, 2008 @ 4:15 am

Why all the gun posts lately

Comment by Excelsior — June 20, 2008 @ 5:32 am

@tiki: More sexy ladies, less gun-wank, por favor.

Comment by 24601 — June 20, 2008 @ 7:17 am

@Excelsior
Because, Happiness is a warm gun.

Comment by macio — June 20, 2008 @ 7:18 am

…and the gun won’t eat all your doughnuts

Comment by DasMaus — June 20, 2008 @ 10:35 am

tiki, i vote for moar gun poasts, because weapons have more uses than a sexy woman

Comment by natedog — June 20, 2008 @ 10:45 am

Just carry a doughnut. Wave it around when you need a cop.

Comment by reboot — June 20, 2008 @ 10:48 am

@24601 - isn’t that what randomnude is for?

Comment by AliceH — June 20, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

I’m confused, MCS has always been a bout babes, stupid images, funny images, and guns. Why should that change?

Comment by RSIxidor — June 20, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

BECAUSE I’m a fat cat like drew curtis, and my advertisers are all complaining that i’m too sexy about the sexy stuff.

Comment by tiki god — June 21, 2008 @ 12:31 am

Because nothing screams “Accuracy” like a shotgun.

Comment by Kaze — June 19, 2008 @ 9:17 am

it says prices higher in canada…..haha…. not anymore!

Comment by infusino92 — June 19, 2008 @ 9:21 am

The two comments above are epic win.

Comment by frogurtx — June 19, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

“it says prices higher in canada…..haha…. not anymore!”

I guess you forgot the 13% sales tax in Canada.

Comment by gor — June 20, 2008 @ 6:49 am