My first stoner comic




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Since all the cool kids on M(c)s are doing it…here’s my contribution. Got another one in the works.
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Future Pot Farm




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Also,
His weed will be used for 5th graders to act cool, twenty year-olds to further avoid growing up and talentless hacks searching for a non-existant muse.
Please stop with the self-righteous bullshit.
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…but i just want to get high.
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cigarettes and alcohol are used by 5th graders to act cool, 20 year-olds to further avoid growing up and talentless hacks searching for a non-existent muse.
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What are you a misogynistic patriarchal conservative 55 year old?
you wanna hate on hippies/gooks/vietcongs/drugs/commies because they’re hippies/gooks/vietcons/drugs/commies?
Marijuana is dangerous because it is illegal therefore it is dangerous?
I only see a guy chock full of venture capital with enough balls/stupidity downplaying that opportunity cost of market liquidity and here you are worried about 5th graders doing drugs to act cool
Impressionable nth graders have been doing all sorts of stupid shit to act cool; that “think of the children” argument is kinda too fucking circular for anyone to consider seriously
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No actually, I could give a damn about what you do in your home/field
but just dont act like you’re gonna grow rope to save the world when you’re just going to get yourselves and others high.
NO ONE has ever smoked weed and thought, “man, this’ll make an awesome sail.” So once again, “stop with the self-righteous bullshit.”
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So until 1930 (or when marijuana first became illegal) humanity grew weed no for other reason but to just get high. Guess you are a historian or a person who really knows shit. You get a ‘+’ from me, cuz now I know the truth…
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@bstaples:
you should have stopped after your first sentence. you comment was awesome. for a second
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You do realize there are over 55,000 industrial applications for Hemp right?
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I was going to clean my room but I got high.
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
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Naw, when it’s legalized, I’ll be too stoned to do a thing.
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That’s a brilliant idea, THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY HAD. But thanks for helping bring weed prices down when they do legalize it, even though I’ll be growing my own.
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So… let me get straight, this pothead with twenty acres is gonna get rich by competing with the thousands of empty acres of former tobacco fields all over the place that are owned by real farmers. Let me know how that works out for you.
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His weed will be used for 5th graders to act cool, twenty year-olds to further avoid growing up and talentless hacks searching for a non-existant muse.Please stop with the self-righteous bullshit.
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…but i just want to get high.
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cigarettes and alcohol are used by 5th graders to act cool, 20 year-olds to further avoid growing up and talentless hacks searching for a non-existent muse.
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What are you a misogynistic patriarchal conservative 55 year old?
you wanna hate on hippies/gooks/vietcongs/drugs/commies because they’re hippies/gooks/vietcons/drugs/commies?
Marijuana is dangerous because it is illegal therefore it is dangerous?
I only see a guy chock full of venture capital with enough balls/stupidity downplaying that opportunity cost of market liquidity and here you are worried about 5th graders doing drugs to act cool
Impressionable nth graders have been doing all sorts of stupid shit to act cool; that “think of the children” argument is kinda too fucking circular for anyone to consider seriously
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No actually, I could give a damn about what you do in your home/field
but just dont act like you’re gonna grow rope to save the world when you’re just going to get yourselves and others high.
NO ONE has ever smoked weed and thought, “man, this’ll make an awesome sail.” So once again, “stop with the self-righteous bullshit.”
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So until 1930 (or when marijuana first became illegal) humanity grew weed no for other reason but to just get high. Guess you are a historian or a person who really knows shit. You get a ‘+’ from me, cuz now I know the truth…
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@bstaples:
you should have stopped after your first sentence. you comment was awesome. for a second
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You do realize there are over 55,000 industrial applications for Hemp right?
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I was going to clean my room but I got high.
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
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Naw, when it’s legalized, I’ll be too stoned to do a thing.
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That’s a brilliant idea, THAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY HAD. But thanks for helping bring weed prices down when they do legalize it, even though I’ll be growing my own.
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So… let me get straight, this pothead with twenty acres is gonna get rich by competing with the thousands of empty acres of former tobacco fields all over the place that are owned by real farmers. Let me know how that works out for you.
The War on Drugs




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If do right, no can defense.
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Ahhhh, this video still would be from the San Francisco Police Departments infamous (or politically incorrect, depending on your leanings) training video — www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/12/08/san-francisco-suspends-20-police-officers-over-videos/
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Anyone know where we can get the videos?
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Fucking cops. How do they work?
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Nobody is winning the war on drugs except the drug lords.
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… and me.
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If do right, no can defense.
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Ahhhh, this video still would be from the San Francisco Police Departments infamous (or politically incorrect, depending on your leanings) training video — www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/12/08/san-francisco-suspends-20-police-officers-over-videos/
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Anyone know where we can get the videos?
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Fucking cops. How do they work?
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Nobody is winning the war on drugs except the drug lords.
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… and me.
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Mein Kampf




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Happy holidays M[c]S!
Pic 1: Die Herausforderung
Pic 2: Feuer frei!
Pic 3: The say me rollin…
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The say picture is unrelated. No seriously what’s going on. And why wasn’t I there.
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Wow. my bad. that should say “They see me rollin…”. I guess that’s what happens when you try to type shit when you’re a bit discombobulated.
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DISCOMBOBULATED
Paramount word. Und exzellente Ausrede.
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die say me rollin
she hatin
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no excuses, just life
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Just my opinion, but a little practice and you’ll be able to roll a decent looking spliff.
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yeah, my bowl broke so i’ve been having to deal
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lighters with child protection are stupid… You can never “bypass” the child protection when high…
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Which is why you remove it the second you buy it
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if you have to use an obscure/archaic word of questionable etymology and origin; on the internets no less
it’s time to reconsider whether you’re trying too hard or not
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If you think German is an obscure/archaic language of questionable etymology and origin it’s time to reconsider your use of the interwebs with its various bloody translators. I mean fuck.
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Or a dictionary
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LMAO. good point macio. wow. i must have the “rolls” royce of joints cuz that roll is fucking pathetic.
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Your rolling sucks. You should quit smoking today
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fuck thats a pinner spliff and spliffs are for d-bags anyway, you should always go with a blunt, no tobacco adding required. foshow
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Please take a nice pic of your budz. i like to see what everyones working with.. you have very soft hands too. Coco butter?
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just saying this but u didnt torch it be for u smoked it….. YOU DOING IT WROUNG
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The say picture is unrelated. No seriously what’s going on. And why wasn’t I there.
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Wow. my bad. that should say “They see me rollin…”. I guess that’s what happens when you try to type shit when you’re a bit discombobulated.
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DISCOMBOBULATED
Paramount word. Und exzellente Ausrede.
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die say me rollin
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no excuses, just life
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Just my opinion, but a little practice and you’ll be able to roll a decent looking spliff.
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yeah, my bowl broke so i’ve been having to deal
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lighters with child protection are stupid… You can never “bypass” the child protection when high…
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Which is why you remove it the second you buy it
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if you have to use an obscure/archaic word of questionable etymology and origin; on the internets no less
it’s time to reconsider whether you’re trying too hard or not
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If you think German is an obscure/archaic language of questionable etymology and origin it’s time to reconsider your use of the interwebs with its various bloody translators. I mean fuck.
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Or a dictionary
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LMAO. good point macio. wow. i must have the “rolls” royce of joints cuz that roll is fucking pathetic.
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Your rolling sucks. You should quit smoking today
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fuck thats a pinner spliff and spliffs are for d-bags anyway, you should always go with a blunt, no tobacco adding required. foshow
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Please take a nice pic of your budz. i like to see what everyones working with.. you have very soft hands too. Coco butter?
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just saying this but u didnt torch it be for u smoked it….. YOU DOING IT WROUNG
Bayer Heroin Bottle




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it’s organic too.
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that first word says “Fabric coloring” or someshit
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I think it means “made by Farben”…. IG Farben was the German conglomerate behind Bayer, and also the manufacturer of many of the chemicals used in the concentration camps.
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No, it means “manufacturers of dyes” — since in the 19th century, pretty much every chemical company started out as manufacturers of sythetic dyes like fuchsine… (IG Farben came a lot later, after the Great War.)
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The gateway drug of the 1800s.
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gateway to what exactly? that’s the end game drug right there, lol
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Aaahhh… The good old days. Miss the days when you could buy Radium in little bottles from the corner pharmacy. Good Times.
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Anyone done heroin here?
Closest i did was 300mg of Codeine and 40mg of oxycodone on two separate occasions
And so it seems i lack the enzyme to metabolize the two drugs; fuck ;_;
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Why would someone wanna to do heroin?
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It’s quite an effective pain killer. Among other things…
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it’s organic too.
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that first word says “Fabric coloring” or someshit
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I think it means “made by Farben”…. IG Farben was the German conglomerate behind Bayer, and also the manufacturer of many of the chemicals used in the concentration camps.
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No, it means “manufacturers of dyes” — since in the 19th century, pretty much every chemical company started out as manufacturers of sythetic dyes like fuchsine… (IG Farben came a lot later, after the Great War.)
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The gateway drug of the 1800s.
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gateway to what exactly? that’s the end game drug right there, lol
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Aaahhh… The good old days. Miss the days when you could buy Radium in little bottles from the corner pharmacy. Good Times.
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Anyone done heroin here?
Closest i did was 300mg of Codeine and 40mg of oxycodone on two separate occasionsAnd so it seems i lack the enzyme to metabolize the two drugs; fuck ;_;
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Why would someone wanna to do heroin?
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It’s quite an effective pain killer. Among other things…
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The Tiki Web Group
marijuana – harmless




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well it would be if you fuckers quit making people stay in a dangerous place like jail. we dont need anyone emailing other planets that they just discovered how to cure baldness with ground beef
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how about 14 gold medals like Michael? How about 10 Grammy’s like Willie? more here… coedmagazine.com/2009/02/06/the-10-most-successful-potheads-on-the-planet-cool-enough-to-admit-it/
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yeah Phelps, a one-trick pony justifies marijuana use.
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/wrist
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Well, the only reason it’s NOT harmless is because it’s illegal. The other high activities listed might have been stupid, but they weren’t hurting anyone. Hearing your hair grow is somethong everyone should experience.
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And how many stupid/dangerous things have been done with alcohol?
Since it is legal, I would bet that, on a yearly basis, a lot more has been done while drunk than has been done on pot.
After all, how many bar fights start at pot clubs?
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And therein lies the irony…
More people drive while intoxicated than while high on the ganja… Not because weed is illegal, but because when you’re high, you’re not particularly motivated to do anything, let alone go anywhere. In fact you are less likely to do anything at all while high, than you would be while drunk.
And yet alcohol is legal, and weed is not.
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Oh FFS, go pick on a drug that actually kills people.
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Uranus never replied to my email.
What an asshole.
*rimshot*
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Ur anus is a pain in the ass too?
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What is in the pic that is intended to show that it is, in fact, harmful? ‘Cause I ain’t seein’ it.
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Yeah, it’s the… No… they’re talking ’bout the… Errrmm… no… I think they mean…
Awww, Forget this, I’m gonna go get high…
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yeah yeah you fucking pothead. Go make a hat out of ground beef and spend your night in jail…
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Whelp… Didn’t go to jail… And those pot burgers I made the next day were awesome!
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Seeing how the first three captions are completely ludicrous I’m going to go ahead and continue the trend and not believe the fourth caption.
Blatant propaganda and misinformation makes me mad.
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sorry tiki you really fucked up on posting this pic
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Yeh guys, stick with the harmless legal drugs, and remember – do not enhance or open your mind in any way, your brain might fall out.
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…well….this fails.
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is this supposed to make people not want to smoke weed? i dont understand. “spent the night in jail”. well sounds like he got out first thing in the morning so who the fuck cares lol. gaaah.
cant these people do more studies on what this drug does to the brain instead? would be so much more useful. read a honest one some time back which basically said that for some reason it regenerated neurons in “proper” adults, while it killed neurons in a developing brain.
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so on your side, you say that full grown adults should use marijuana? but most users start young
think about it, if you stopped people using young, then all those kids with ‘problems’ who smoke weed to deal with ‘how hard life is’, if they didnt have weed now, they might kill themselves since they cant handle life, and they would not be alive to be adult stoners,
meanwhile all the people who can handle life without drugs, and grow up to adulthood, they’ve been clean all that time, why start wasting their life now?
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Now, the real trolls are those who created this ad. Little fuckers and their stupid drug war…
Even if weed is as harmful as they say, It’s MY FUCKING RIGHT to harm MYSELF. I don’t see I’m doing more harm that the dude who drinks a couple of drinks and drives risking his and other ppls life, or the dude that smokes 2 packs a day running (pfff, like he can run) to his probable painful death (and probably taking a couple others with him). Now, make alcohol and tobacco illegal, and I’ll even support classifying marijuana as an A class drug.
It’s all in the education. We need fucking education. The only thing I knew on drugs was my mother saying; “don’t start drugs, they are bad, you’ll become a junkie. You start on weed, you go to heroin before you even know”. Not that’s definitely NOT EDUCATION. Thank god I researched, so when I tried weed and was “ok not that harmful lol”, I didn’t say “maybe heroin is not that bad at all?”.
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I can agree with you on most of this but it’s more than education, it’s environment…If you can deal with a criminal record for possesion you’re not going far in life, period.
People use drugs for many reasons, attacking the source of the problem instead of blaming weed would be more usefull.
As far as it being a gateway drug, it is, stop it.
Not everyone will do coke the following week, but you’ll start hanging
around the dudes that sold you the weed, get in with that crowd and so on…that’s where it goes south. You’re little habit now has you hanging around people you would never have bothered with before…etc…
Just like watching WWF. It’s harmless…until you realise you’re in an arena being punched out by a redneck.
As I already said, personal freedoms over self harm.
Legalize it but keep it out of our public spaces please…
Have phun.
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Dude, it’s only a gateway drug because it’s illegal (give ordinary people access to hard drugs). Meanwhile, alcohol is the real gateway drug, and it’s legal. In fact, all the things in the ad can happen as a result of drinking, which again, is legal.
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old argument – talk to someone who’s smoked 14-25+ and ask them what sensible things to do are.. like not smoking much/any on weekdays for a while, and giving yourself two weeks off, or making sure you exercise to get your hormones pumping so you aren’t always half asleep. It does have negative effects, but not from smoking it as such, but from being sedated 24/7 and forgetting how to relax properly without it – once you know when to take a little break or cut down those negatives go quite quickly.
But yea… derp…
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This is bullshit. Meat hats need to be made out of flank steaks.
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men get hats made from steaks, women get bras made from bacon (go find that pic)
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I think more people distrust the government after smoking pot, because they realize all the bullshit that’s been fed to them about what pot does to you (Meat hats? Really?) is just that, bullshit.
The two most dangerous things about marijuana are the lies and being illegal.
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Spending the night in jail isn’t due to an inherent quality in pot that causes you to teleport into a jail cell. Besides, alcohol gets people into jail too if abused, and I don’t see anyone making it illegal. Well… except for backwards countries run by troglodytes like Saudi Arabia.
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Saudi Arabia can be pretty decent
a friend of mine whose from there said if you get caught with 1 ecstasy pill, you straight away get 6 months in jail
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what a fucking retarded advert, yeah IT IS HARMLESS!! WTF?? The harm comes from the cops and the stupid laws!! Do it w apples! wat if apples were illegal??
“apple pie”
“candy apple”
“sliced into bits in a salad”
“breakfast in a hurry”
“getting beaten up in a cell by the apple police”
“apples. harmless?”
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A night in jail for a joint? Fuck! I got cought with a 1/2 quarter and the cops just took it!
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Isn’t that an eighth?
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Now you know why marijuana is bad.
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When I was in school, that was what it was called, and as far as I know, it still is.
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So it’s ‘Marijuana makes you act like an idiot and makes you think you’re being super deep. Then you get locked up. IS IT REALLY SO MUCH FUN AFTER ALL!?!’
So basically they’re saying marijuana is a frat mixer in a bit of paper, only with less rape.
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The hat one is ridiculous, if you have ground beef at your disposal while toking you fry that shit up and chomp on it, not make it into hats.
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Ok enough, it ain’t good fer you…
It isn’t safe…amd it will slow you down.
I’ve seen what ten and twenty year usage does to people…not good.
Don’t point at famous people with cancer or rock stars…..pls.
It affect you in ways you won’t realise until it’s too late..
Having said that, legalize the shit…
Individual Freedoms need to be expanded.
We don’t need criminals making money on this and killing everyone in their way.
Just because I think you’re throwing your life away doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have the right to smoke what the heck you want, just keep it indoors pls, away from the kids, subways and public areas….
Have phun.
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Would you stop using so many damn ellipses? You’re using them wrong and it’s really irritating. Moreover, it’s difficult to take you seriously when you write like a prepubescent.
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I stopped caring after forty what people thought of me.
Maybe you should stop trolling ?
Cheers.
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Is anyone really loving the irony of the government propaganda highlighting rather well that the problems related to this drug are the drug war itself and nothing else?
I half wonder if the author of this piece is an inside reformer… otherwise they’re just entirely clueless… or this is a shop.
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Because the legal ones are sooo much better for you *rolleyes*
*vomited on shoes
*started a fight in a bar
*ran over a pedestrian
*developed cirrhosis of the liver
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Phail troll poster is Phail.
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FUCK you faggity ass dumb fucking shits I hate all of you and TIKI your a fucking dick face booooooooooooooooooom
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Who are you?
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Jamuel-motherfucking-Sackson
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Just a troll…
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You are probably right. The mmneot I’d clicked Post Comment I’ve realized that when drawing objects on top of a shadow would cause serious problems.Anyway thank you for your response and keep up the good work I hope that some day you will be able to write improved version of your sample, maybe transforming it into tutorial. It seems like quite a lot of people could benefit from that.
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FUCK DRUGS, FUCK ALCOHOL. MEDITATION bitches!
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twat. take weed mush peyote or k and open your eyes
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Indeed! Meditation is the best high anyone can achieve its good for the mind, body and spirte. Its free and cant go to jail for it.
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well it would be if you fuckers quit making people stay in a dangerous place like jail. we dont need anyone emailing other planets that they just discovered how to cure baldness with ground beef
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how about 14 gold medals like Michael? How about 10 Grammy’s like Willie? more here… coedmagazine.com/2009/02/06/the-10-most-successful-potheads-on-the-planet-cool-enough-to-admit-it/
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yeah Phelps, a one-trick pony justifies marijuana use.
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Well, the only reason it’s NOT harmless is because it’s illegal. The other high activities listed might have been stupid, but they weren’t hurting anyone. Hearing your hair grow is somethong everyone should experience.
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And how many stupid/dangerous things have been done with alcohol?
Since it is legal, I would bet that, on a yearly basis, a lot more has been done while drunk than has been done on pot.
After all, how many bar fights start at pot clubs?
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And therein lies the irony…
More people drive while intoxicated than while high on the ganja… Not because weed is illegal, but because when you’re high, you’re not particularly motivated to do anything, let alone go anywhere. In fact you are less likely to do anything at all while high, than you would be while drunk.
And yet alcohol is legal, and weed is not.
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Oh FFS, go pick on a drug that actually kills people.
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Uranus never replied to my email.
What an asshole.
*rimshot*
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Ur anus is a pain in the ass too?
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What is in the pic that is intended to show that it is, in fact, harmful? ‘Cause I ain’t seein’ it.
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Yeah, it’s the… No… they’re talking ’bout the… Errrmm… no… I think they mean…
Awww, Forget this, I’m gonna go get high…
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yeah yeah you fucking pothead. Go make a hat out of ground beef and spend your night in jail…
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Whelp… Didn’t go to jail… And those pot burgers I made the next day were awesome!
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Seeing how the first three captions are completely ludicrous I’m going to go ahead and continue the trend and not believe the fourth caption.
Blatant propaganda and misinformation makes me mad.
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sorry tiki you really fucked up on posting this pic
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Yeh guys, stick with the harmless legal drugs, and remember – do not enhance or open your mind in any way, your brain might fall out.
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…well….this fails.
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is this supposed to make people not want to smoke weed? i dont understand. “spent the night in jail”. well sounds like he got out first thing in the morning so who the fuck cares lol. gaaah.
cant these people do more studies on what this drug does to the brain instead? would be so much more useful. read a honest one some time back which basically said that for some reason it regenerated neurons in “proper” adults, while it killed neurons in a developing brain.-
so on your side, you say that full grown adults should use marijuana? but most users start young
think about it, if you stopped people using young, then all those kids with ‘problems’ who smoke weed to deal with ‘how hard life is’, if they didnt have weed now, they might kill themselves since they cant handle life, and they would not be alive to be adult stoners,
meanwhile all the people who can handle life without drugs, and grow up to adulthood, they’ve been clean all that time, why start wasting their life now?
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Now, the real trolls are those who created this ad. Little fuckers and their stupid drug war…
Even if weed is as harmful as they say, It’s MY FUCKING RIGHT to harm MYSELF. I don’t see I’m doing more harm that the dude who drinks a couple of drinks and drives risking his and other ppls life, or the dude that smokes 2 packs a day running (pfff, like he can run) to his probable painful death (and probably taking a couple others with him). Now, make alcohol and tobacco illegal, and I’ll even support classifying marijuana as an A class drug.It’s all in the education. We need fucking education. The only thing I knew on drugs was my mother saying; “don’t start drugs, they are bad, you’ll become a junkie. You start on weed, you go to heroin before you even know”. Not that’s definitely NOT EDUCATION. Thank god I researched, so when I tried weed and was “ok not that harmful lol”, I didn’t say “maybe heroin is not that bad at all?”.
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I can agree with you on most of this but it’s more than education, it’s environment…If you can deal with a criminal record for possesion you’re not going far in life, period.
People use drugs for many reasons, attacking the source of the problem instead of blaming weed would be more usefull.
As far as it being a gateway drug, it is, stop it.
Not everyone will do coke the following week, but you’ll start hanging
around the dudes that sold you the weed, get in with that crowd and so on…that’s where it goes south. You’re little habit now has you hanging around people you would never have bothered with before…etc…Just like watching WWF. It’s harmless…until you realise you’re in an arena being punched out by a redneck.
As I already said, personal freedoms over self harm.
Legalize it but keep it out of our public spaces please…
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Dude, it’s only a gateway drug because it’s illegal (give ordinary people access to hard drugs). Meanwhile, alcohol is the real gateway drug, and it’s legal. In fact, all the things in the ad can happen as a result of drinking, which again, is legal.
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old argument – talk to someone who’s smoked 14-25+ and ask them what sensible things to do are.. like not smoking much/any on weekdays for a while, and giving yourself two weeks off, or making sure you exercise to get your hormones pumping so you aren’t always half asleep. It does have negative effects, but not from smoking it as such, but from being sedated 24/7 and forgetting how to relax properly without it – once you know when to take a little break or cut down those negatives go quite quickly.
But yea… derp…
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This is bullshit. Meat hats need to be made out of flank steaks.
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men get hats made from steaks, women get bras made from bacon (go find that pic)
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I think more people distrust the government after smoking pot, because they realize all the bullshit that’s been fed to them about what pot does to you (Meat hats? Really?) is just that, bullshit.
The two most dangerous things about marijuana are the lies and being illegal.
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Spending the night in jail isn’t due to an inherent quality in pot that causes you to teleport into a jail cell. Besides, alcohol gets people into jail too if abused, and I don’t see anyone making it illegal. Well… except for backwards countries run by troglodytes like Saudi Arabia.
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Saudi Arabia can be pretty decent
a friend of mine whose from there said if you get caught with 1 ecstasy pill, you straight away get 6 months in jail
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what a fucking retarded advert, yeah IT IS HARMLESS!! WTF?? The harm comes from the cops and the stupid laws!! Do it w apples! wat if apples were illegal??
“apple pie”
“candy apple”
“sliced into bits in a salad”
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Isn’t that an eighth?
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Now you know why marijuana is bad.
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When I was in school, that was what it was called, and as far as I know, it still is.
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So it’s ‘Marijuana makes you act like an idiot and makes you think you’re being super deep. Then you get locked up. IS IT REALLY SO MUCH FUN AFTER ALL!?!’
So basically they’re saying marijuana is a frat mixer in a bit of paper, only with less rape.
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The hat one is ridiculous, if you have ground beef at your disposal while toking you fry that shit up and chomp on it, not make it into hats.
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Ok enough, it ain’t good fer you…
It isn’t safe…amd it will slow you down.
I’ve seen what ten and twenty year usage does to people…not good.
Don’t point at famous people with cancer or rock stars…..pls.
It affect you in ways you won’t realise until it’s too late..Having said that, legalize the shit…
Individual Freedoms need to be expanded.
We don’t need criminals making money on this and killing everyone in their way.Just because I think you’re throwing your life away doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have the right to smoke what the heck you want, just keep it indoors pls, away from the kids, subways and public areas….
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Would you stop using so many damn ellipses? You’re using them wrong and it’s really irritating. Moreover, it’s difficult to take you seriously when you write like a prepubescent.
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I stopped caring after forty what people thought of me.
Maybe you should stop trolling ?
Cheers.
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Is anyone really loving the irony of the government propaganda highlighting rather well that the problems related to this drug are the drug war itself and nothing else?
I half wonder if the author of this piece is an inside reformer… otherwise they’re just entirely clueless… or this is a shop.
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FUCK you faggity ass dumb fucking shits I hate all of you and TIKI your a fucking dick face booooooooooooooooooom
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Who are you?
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Jamuel-motherfucking-Sackson
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Just a troll…
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You are probably right. The mmneot I’d clicked Post Comment I’ve realized that when drawing objects on top of a shadow would cause serious problems.Anyway thank you for your response and keep up the good work I hope that some day you will be able to write improved version of your sample, maybe transforming it into tutorial. It seems like quite a lot of people could benefit from that.
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FUCK DRUGS, FUCK ALCOHOL. MEDITATION bitches!
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twat. take weed mush peyote or k and open your eyes
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Indeed! Meditation is the best high anyone can achieve its good for the mind, body and spirte. Its free and cant go to jail for it.
Stoner Voice & Data truck




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happy 420… 8)
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i get a chuckle when I see the stoner electric work trucks/vans around town too..
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I saw that van the other day…
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i get a chuckle when I see the stoner electric work trucks/vans around town too..
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I saw that van the other day…
moar 420




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These’re all prolly repost but whatev
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not only is that a repost, but that’s a repost with the fucking MCS watermark on it, only that watermark is from last year sometime.
weed hurts your memory dude.
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I thought it was a theme day. Is it?
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What does acid have to do with 420?
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the stoners were too wasted to think of that
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not only is that a repost, but that’s a repost with the fucking MCS watermark on it, only that watermark is from last year sometime.
weed hurts your memory dude.
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I thought it was a theme day. Is it?
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What does acid have to do with 420?
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the stoners were too wasted to think of that
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Weed trading cards




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So my dad got his cannabis card or w/e and he went to the cow palace expo this weekend and got a couple of these weed trading cards
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weed trading cards? whatever happened to baseball cards? I guess that shit is old hat.
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AIDS, alcoholism, and anorexia? Seriously?
Just fucking legalize this shit so we can regulate some of the stupidity out of it.
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As a pain reliever and something that gives people an appetite, I can see it helping both AIDS and anorexia.
Alcoholism? Perhaps as a substitute?
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You forget what alcohol is like
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Alcoholic friend of mine nearly lost everything (family) due to drinking.
Hasn`t had a drink in years, smokes instead.
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Unfortunately I know a few people whose life had been nearly destroyed by alcohol and drugs. It’s scary to see the hold they have on some people. W/ the kids up and out, I know have some alcohol in the house, mostly for cooking, but I never had kept anything stronger than beer in the house.
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weed trading cards? whatever happened to baseball cards? I guess that shit is old hat.
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AIDS, alcoholism, and anorexia? Seriously?
Just fucking legalize this shit so we can regulate some of the stupidity out of it.
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You forget what alcohol is like
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Alcoholic friend of mine nearly lost everything (family) due to drinking.
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Unfortunately I know a few people whose life had been nearly destroyed by alcohol and drugs. It’s scary to see the hold they have on some people. W/ the kids up and out, I know have some alcohol in the house, mostly for cooking, but I never had kept anything stronger than beer in the house.
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You tell him roseanne




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1st time smoking




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Ecstatic face ^_^
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I was hoping this story would end hilariously
and by that i mean with a car accident for driving high and not watching the road.
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Moral of the story: everybody loves weed
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not true…i smoked for the first time after getting shitfaced and almost jumped out of a 2nd floor window…NEVER AGAIN! XD
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Me either.
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Ecstatic face ^_^
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I was hoping this story would end hilariously
and by that i mean with a car accident for driving high and not watching the road.
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Moral of the story: everybody loves weed
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not true…i smoked for the first time after getting shitfaced and almost jumped out of a 2nd floor window…NEVER AGAIN! XD
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Me either.
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$400,000,000




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Found a picture. This is from some big drug bust in Mexico! $400 million in cash!
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To the strip joint!
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third.
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It sure is nice of the federal government to enrich so many of those drug lords, due to the huge demand created by a low supply of drugs that people want (and are going to get) anyway.
If I were the president of Mexico, I’d send a bill every month to the US Government for all the expenses of fighting the war on drugs in their country.
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The U.S. government (or actually, local law enforcement) typically seizes drug money… when these busts happen in the U.S.
What will the Mexican government do with it? I seriously doubt they’ll spend $400,000,000 to benefit their people.
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imagine how much weed you can buy with that
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I already have…. mmmmmm…. Half for weed and half for Taco Bell.
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i would much rather have $400,000,000 worth of weed than $400,000,000 worth of money…
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that is so illogical lol
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Glad to see we’re winning the war on drugs.
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Do Want.
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Yes please.
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They reported $400,000,000, it was actually $500,000,000 when officers first arrived.
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To the strip joint!
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Seconded.
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third.
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Already there. . .
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It sure is nice of the federal government to enrich so many of those drug lords, due to the huge demand created by a low supply of drugs that people want (and are going to get) anyway.
If I were the president of Mexico, I’d send a bill every month to the US Government for all the expenses of fighting the war on drugs in their country.
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The U.S. government (or actually, local law enforcement) typically seizes drug money… when these busts happen in the U.S.
What will the Mexican government do with it? I seriously doubt they’ll spend $400,000,000 to benefit their people.
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imagine how much weed you can buy with that
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I already have…. mmmmmm…. Half for weed and half for Taco Bell.
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i would much rather have $400,000,000 worth of weed than $400,000,000 worth of money…
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that is so illogical lol
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Do Want.
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Yes please.
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They reported $400,000,000, it was actually $500,000,000 when officers first arrived.
Stoner comics 3




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My Medicine Cabinet




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I see no cabinet?
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I can’t describe how much I hate you right now… Lucky sanavabits
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HAHAHAH SETH ROGEN
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Commercialization. Those labels have fancy fonts specific to the name, unlike any other prescription medication. I want my medical KFC
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1 internet for South Park reference.
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i want!!
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medicinal marijuana:
ease the pain and kill the brain
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not nearly as much as alcohol
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Do you ever back your stupid fucking comments up with facts?
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Why would he? He’s delusional, thinking that everything that comes out of his mouth is a rainbow…
(And what I meant with this ubercool phrase is that he thinks that everything he says is not only right but cool as well)
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yes please.
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I see no cabinet?
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I can’t describe how much I hate you right now… Lucky sanavabits
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HAHAHAH SETH ROGEN
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Commercialization. Those labels have fancy fonts specific to the name, unlike any other prescription medication. I want my medical KFC
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1 internet for South Park reference.
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i want!!
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medicinal marijuana:
ease the pain and kill the brain-
not nearly as much as alcohol
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Do you ever back your stupid fucking comments up with facts?
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Why would he? He’s delusional, thinking that everything that comes out of his mouth is a rainbow…
(And what I meant with this ubercool phrase is that he thinks that everything he says is not only right but cool as well)
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Stoner comics 2




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These are horrible.
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and I uploaded more, enjoy!
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I had a bit of a giggle at them
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I laughed horribly at the second one.
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That first one made me ROR.
Second one reminded me of stupid stoners. Non-ROR.
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you speak the truth!
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These are horrible.
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and I uploaded more, enjoy!
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I had a bit of a giggle at them
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I laughed horribly at the second one.
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That first one made me ROR.
Second one reminded me of stupid stoners. Non-ROR.
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you speak the truth!
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Cannibis Sativa




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seedy schwag.
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it’s seedy, but there is a lot of information, and it’s only a photograph of a drawing…
with the correct materials, i could use the information in this photo to create some outstanding cannabis.
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another picture of FAIL
must be posted by a liberal because potheads dont have money to spend on submitting pics to Tiki
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seedy schwag.
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it’s seedy, but there is a lot of information, and it’s only a photograph of a drawing…
with the correct materials, i could use the information in this photo to create some outstanding cannabis.
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another picture of FAIL
must be posted by a liberal because potheads dont have money to spend on submitting pics to Tiki
Pills of Life




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I feel a D-12 song coming on…
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Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?
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All otc bulshit most likely.
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I feel a D-12 song coming on…
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Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?
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All otc bulshit most likely.
Welcome Home God




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This is what rainbows actually believe.
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im scared
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OK, the upside down kaleidescope skull looks like Cthulu. That’s creepy enough. But there are words…and I can’t make them out. I see the word ‘sugar’ on the right leg, but I can’t make out any others. Can anyone else read them? Aside from the obvious ones in the center.
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Squeeze, left leg, sugar also. Welcome, right arm. Home, left arm. That’s all that I could easily read.
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This is what rainbows actually believe.
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im scared
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OK, the upside down kaleidescope skull looks like Cthulu. That’s creepy enough. But there are words…and I can’t make them out. I see the word ‘sugar’ on the right leg, but I can’t make out any others. Can anyone else read them? Aside from the obvious ones in the center.
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Squeeze, left leg, sugar also. Welcome, right arm. Home, left arm. That’s all that I could easily read.
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I know why they`re here…




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They can travel at the speed of light but they can’t synthesize their own blow.
Seems likely.
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Mars… needs… doobage.
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That’s the first thing i thought of when i saw this. Devin the dude is awesome! All he raps about is weed, pussy, and weed & pussy
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I’m not a big fan of rap anymore, but he seems to be a down to earth kind of guy – something most rappers fail at.
His lyrics in “fuck you” with dr dre was great. Not bragging, not being a douche – just simply telling females he just wants to fuck them.
I haven’t heard any of devin the dudes stuff other than lacville 79, i high, see what i could pull and fuck you.
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Lame.
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i agree
too many stoners trying to justify their bullshit
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That’s not why it’s lame.
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Correct, that’s ONE of the lame excuses.
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Man for a neo-nazi you seem to really think stoners are doing a lot of harm to society.
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They can travel at the speed of light but they can’t synthesize their own blow.
Seems likely.
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Mars… needs… doobage.
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That’s the first thing i thought of when i saw this. Devin the dude is awesome! All he raps about is weed, pussy, and weed & pussy
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I’m not a big fan of rap anymore, but he seems to be a down to earth kind of guy – something most rappers fail at.
His lyrics in “fuck you” with dr dre was great. Not bragging, not being a douche – just simply telling females he just wants to fuck them.
I haven’t heard any of devin the dudes stuff other than lacville 79, i high, see what i could pull and fuck you.
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Lame.
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That’s not why it’s lame.
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Facebook is a drug




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that’s a pretty good job on the font given that it was done with powder
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its pretty good, given that its written in chalk with his nose.
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it’s my #1 time killer
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i agree with both commenter one and two.
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Snorting coke off of fabric?
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Facebook: It’s a helluva drug…
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I would have though he used a stencil, but w/e.
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I’m cookin’ up…
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That’s a pretty shitty drug.
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that’s a pretty good job on the font given that it was done with powder
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its pretty good, given that its written in chalk with his nose.
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it’s my #1 time killer
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i agree with both commenter one and two.
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Snorting coke off of fabric?
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Facebook: It’s a helluva drug…
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I would have though he used a stencil, but w/e.
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I’m cookin’ up…
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August 8, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Cool story, bro
August 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Leave off the last panel.
August 8, 2010 at 9:26 pm
you should stop the other one because this is complete garbage
August 9, 2010 at 12:19 am
Bullshit
August 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Actually, naked and high IS a great way to end up in handcuffs. Just, you know, not with the cops.
August 9, 2010 at 11:49 am
Terrible.
August 10, 2010 at 12:19 am
Not a funny story, but funny cameos from memes and that second to last face is terrific. Wait, did he lift that one too?