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  • Gropegrope:

    If you have that many enemies, you suck at humans.

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  • Jac:

    Seen one completely un-contained toxic dumpster inferno you've seen them all?

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  • Jac:

    That look in her eye says this will not end well...

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  • Brevity Truta:

    https://youtu.be/8I_8KuQHGOQ

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  • airbrat:

    "WHY IS EVERYONE SO NICE TO ME???"

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  • Soong:

    I'm going on 10 :(

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  • Halcyon:

    Themyscira does have a lot of beautiful women.

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  • jediadept:

    I lived in Mankato, MN for many years, shame I never got to see this.

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  • tiki god:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7iYqt1xOY

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  • tiki god:

    what if she has 90 enemies though.

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  • tiki god:

    The problem is that all the great x-mas images are posted right on x-mas, which is a problem when I schedule stuff out a week in advance because I'm going to be drunk for that entire time. The good thing is, christmas comes every year, so you can look forward to seeing this image next year!

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  • przxqgl:

    The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She finishes her call; Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

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  • mightyconan:

    Mmmm. Hash browns.

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  • jediadept:

    merow!

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  • Saborlas:

    That guy hasn't gotten laid in six months, guaranteed.

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  • Saborlas:

    Roger roger, motherfucker.

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  • Saborlas:

    If you need that many rounds to take down a single target, you suck at guns and should look into crossbows.

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  • Saborlas:

    Tiki is running IE because this would've been relevant a month ago when he first started uploading it.

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  • Marrock:

    As a species, humans were not meant to last...

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  • przxqgl:

    gary

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  • notspamming:

    American Thermo-Abrassive depilation.

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  • Saborlas:

    Shooting Yourself In The Crotch 101

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  • storminator:

    It would be EPIC.

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  • tiki god:

    the thin ones are my jam, especially with a nice cup o milk

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  • Sentinel:

    There's no dairy content. So it probably can't legally be called "cream".

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  • Sentinel:

    I like the cookies more than the filling. Would not buy.

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  • Greenman037:

    The snail is so slow it hasn't shown up yet.

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  • Big Fuzzy One:

    I was once walking from my apartment to my truck with a homemade fishing knife I'd made in my hand. Walked up on 3 officers in a fairly dark parking lot. Trust me, you drop a weapon when yelled at by 3 startled cops. Only got the knife back when a 4th officer recognized me from our bowling league. Sometimes having goofy hobbies pays off. No ticket, no arrest, no warning, just a little fear from all of us.

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  • tiki god:

    gross

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  • notspamming:

    Dire Hammer.

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  • storminator:

    Little drops of pee and little pieces of poop as an accessory. Very chic.

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  • tiki god:

    we're only like two episodes in though, those first couple were left overs from the first season.

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  • storminator:

    I want to have a threesome with her, and Nancy Pelosi.... YUM

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  • storminator:

    She was the main reason why I watched that show. The second season has been boring.

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  • przxqgl:

    "creme", not "cream".

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  • Gropegrope:

    It doesn't look like a bagel to me...

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  • tiki god:

    I'm assuming they're from the same country

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  • tiki god:

    so what's this from then?

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  • Saborlas:

    That is a goddamn hamster, you bagel.

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  • Saborlas:

    Clearly you don't know what communism IS.

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  • Saborlas:

    Yeah but he's got the nuclear football so his derangement is concerning.

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  • budman3163:

    Gorgeous!! She looks just like Gal Gadot,...imo

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  • gx5000:

    Trump derangement syndrome is so boring...

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  • gx5000:

    A communist talking about Normalcy and Democracy...phlease.

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  • przxqgl:

    "introducing" an instrument that was invented 300 years ago... amusing. 😉

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  • notspamming:

    "The best way to survive a knife fight is to never get in one."

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  • storminator:

    tRUMP always sits on the edge of the chair. That's because his girdle pinches if he sits back. And, always holds his (tiny) hands in the international symbol of the vagina.

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  • storminator:

    Butterface

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  • quietschfidel:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aly_Michalka https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_tisdale <== https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronn_(character)

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  • quietschfidel:

    "Das ist der moderne Hochsitzabbau" --- "Feddich!" "This is the modern high stance deconstruction" --- "Done!"

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  • Saborlas:

    Mmm, cold fast food. I wouldn't trust this man to cater a lapdance.

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  • Saborlas:

    One of the things I learned from Busty Girl Comics is that strapless ANYTHING is a no-go for the buxom.

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  • notspamming:

    And that's why "back in the days", owning a Bible was a sin. And even now, recommendations for reading it, is under the watchful tutelage, and eye of modern Pharisees.

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  • notspamming:

    Ahhh, the bitter-sweet times of eD2k\Gnutella...

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  • notspamming:

    Yep, you did it again.

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  • tiki god:

    in which absolutely everything is fucking broken as fuck.

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  • karlskamera:

    That's horrifying. I mean, that's nightmare-inducing.

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  • Saborlas:

    "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full." Matthew 6:5

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  • Saborlas:

    Effectively the world's first computer programmer.

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  • bloth:

    Lol work life balance

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  • Marrock:

    "New year, new me."

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  • drdeity:

    Meh - you can do better!!!

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  • przxqgl:

    i give this picture negative five stars.

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  • Saborlas:

    Maybe stop parking like an asshole?

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  • Hendell:

    These are the Anvil Aerospace fighter craft called Arrow. They are flying at a fairly high altitude above a rocky moon, all captured with in game graphics.

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  • Gropegrope:

    Am I a bad person for thinking what I'm thinking...?

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  • Gropegrope:

    One does not simply walk into Cabot Cove....

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  • slimnoche:

    Maybe act like we don't that Spider-Man is not always gonna be dust in the wind?

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  • notspamming:

    They did.

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  • Brevity Truta:

    Don't sit down! And don't con me, Williams. It was your pet project. Your pet project! Then it was your idea to give it to that little college greenie. Now, get with it, Williams! Get with it, boy! So what's left, Williams? Not only has your pet project backfired, but it's sprouted wings and left the premises. I'll tell you what's left to us in my view. A deep and abiding concern about your judgment in men. This is a push business, Williams. A push push push business. Push and drive! But personally, you don't delegate responsibilities to little boys. You should know it better than anyone else. A push push push business, Williams. It's push push push, all the way, all the time! It's push push push, all the way, all the time, right on down the line!

    tiki god:

    well now that I'v watched it about 50 times I can tell that I might like this movie. Who really knows though!

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  • tiki god:

    make it 20

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  • jediadept:

    Submitted for your approval; dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee

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  • notspamming:

    Yeah, about 10 minutes more.

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  • bloth:

    What is this place? The twilight zone?

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  • Brevity Truta:

    Please tell me there is some kind of advanced editing technology to find these and someone didn't do this manually.

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  • Brevity Truta:

    Would love to see the Silly Walk he pulls after using that godawful stuff XD

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  • Brevity Truta:

    Sure, there's a truth in the cartoon that jobs are harder to get these days. Sucks. However, have been on a panel where we are reading resumes and we rejected out of hand the applicant with several (irrelevant to the client base) languages and a Masters for an entry-level position in an extremely hands-on field. Plus a couple who relied overly on sharing their insights about the theoretical aspects of the field and their contributions to research in it. Compared to people with practical skills, humility, and enthusiasm (plus the qualification level needed), the highly educated people didn't impress at all. They made the mistake of relying on talking up accomplishments and aspirations for the role that match a position far above rather than tailoring to the actual job at hand. An "I'm supe

  • mightyconan:

    I saw John Cleese a couple of years ago. One funny man! I see he's still got it. That smile on the Trumpster says "I'm swallowing all of your will nots"!

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  • Saborlas:

    I don't remember this part of Metroid...

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  • Saborlas:

    I got a roll of that stuff...

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  • Saborlas:

    No German?

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  • przxqgl:

    john cleese aside, i wouldn't wipe my ass with that face... i don't want it to get that close to my junk. he might enjoy it too much. 😒

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  • jediadept:

    Mr John Cleese ftw!

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  • bloth:

    It's for spreading Catwoman pheromones.

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  • bloth:

    That's no baton

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  • notspamming:

    Looks waaay better than those ABS Gondor ones.

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  • mightyconan:

    Should have used a Cruze.

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  • Gropegrope:

    This was some kind of poetry.

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  • Soong:

    I'm no fan of cops, but I would have shot that kid the instant that gun swung out. The retard didn't just drop his arm, he swung it and and pointed it, if just for a fraction of a second.

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  • tiki god:

    but you know this is the ONE thumbnai that would be shown if/when they're shot

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  • Saborlas:

    What an amazingly timely joke!

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  • Saborlas:

    Trump tells another fucking lie. Big surprise.

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  • Saborlas:

    What is this incel horseshit?!

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  • Saborlas:

    Jesus self-sodomizing Christ, you can get an equally-accurate DIY kit for half that! I paid a $180 for my Matty Collector one and the damn thing opens when you step on the pedal! Of course, now that Matty Collector is no longer in existence, you're gonna pay $500 on eBay for one of their traps...

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  • Saborlas:

    He never matured beyond that point. Teenage boys do not voluntarily go to military school.

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  • Saborlas:

    He offered cruelty. They didn't realize he was gonna be cruel to them, too. Because the guy who shits in a golden toilet is suddenly gonna care about the little folk after a career proving he'd love nothing more than to have that golden toilet empty onto his supporters' ceiling fans.

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  • Saborlas:

    Misleading pic. The kid had the toy in his armpit, trying to keep it hidden. This screenshot was taken as the kid was putting the toy down. At no point did the teen threaten the officer. Watch the actual footage instead of fearmongering.

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  • Saborlas:

    BOOOO! Nintendo has FAR more staying power than Harry Potter!

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  • Saborlas:

    Well, that HAS been his entire career strategy: rely on Daddy's money to bail him out.

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