How can I make you happy?

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Level of caring

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   (UID# ) 2  0
   February 13, 2012 at 10:38 pm

   What a load of bullshit. Honey badgers give WAY less shits than that.

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Sagan blowing bubbles

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   caio (UID# 104) 1  0
   February 13, 2012 at 10:52 am

   He must support West Ham.
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     colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
     February 14, 2012 at 9:52 am

     

     Well played sir
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   dooood (UID# 8810) 0  0
   February 14, 2012 at 12:15 am

   Bubbles who?

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Teddy Bears

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Smell My Finger

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Rapeseed Oil

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   (UID# ) 0  1
   February 13, 2012 at 12:35 am

   It’s funny when a plant has the same name as something sexual.
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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 12:45 am

   

   I can see why they later went with the name “Canola.”
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     przxqgl (UID# 3328) 0  0
     February 13, 2012 at 7:34 am

     

     actually, they didn’t start calling it canola until the mid-1970s… before that, it was rapeseed oil all the way.
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       absent (UID# 7511) 1  0
       February 13, 2012 at 10:48 am

       It still is most of the world over.
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   paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 11:26 am

   

   It’s in everything. It was in my tortilla chips yesterday.
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

   My grandmother still calls it rapeseed.
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     aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 1  0
     February 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

     

     That’s because of what happened that time at camp.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm

   they call it canola because americans are too puritanical to use something called rapeseed.
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     bytehead (UID# 884) 0  0
     February 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm

     

     No, they called it Canola to promote Canada
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   February 16, 2012 at 1:59 am

   Hi,
   well, it isn’t so strange that it is called rape in a non English-speaking environment, as the word has no sexual connotation at all. In Sweden for instance, people have no idea what Canola is. The world Canola is an abbreviation of Canada and “oleo” (oil). See full explanation of the name and quality here: www.best-alternative-fuel-sources.com/what-is-canola-oil.html
   Cheers Anna

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Santorum

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Animated Image, Humor, Politics, Visual Tricks

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   storminator (UID# 2681) 1  0
   February 13, 2012 at 12:03 am

   

   No doubt, Santorum is thinking about gays in the bedroom.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  10
   February 13, 2012 at 12:51 am

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   All I know about this guy is if you disagree with fags then they will do everything in their (obviously pretty limited) power to whine about it and go on a non stop and embarrassing (to themselves) attack.

   He doesn’t agree with your lifestyle. He’s allowed. Get over it and quit being annoying. The more annoying you are the more people will like him anyway.
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 2  1
   February 13, 2012 at 12:58 am

   He looks like he’s about to cry.

   Weeping while masturbating is a completely normal thing to do.
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     anonymoose (UID# 60931) 1  1
     February 13, 2012 at 1:03 am

     

     So that’s why he looks like he’s saying, “I’m sorry, Jesus.”
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   bytehead (UID# 884) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 1:25 am

   

   Hey Tiki! Is there any reason why SFW MCS RSS feed isn’t updating?
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 4  1
     February 13, 2012 at 3:17 am

     

     this is REALLY not a good way to ask me a question, but you’re right, looks like the feed has been intermittently not working for the last week or so, I’ve fixed the error.

     thanks for the inappropriately placed heads up!
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       bytehead (UID# 884) 0  0
       February 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

       

       Sorry.
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 4  1
   February 13, 2012 at 1:56 am

   

   Santorum: that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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     anonymoose (UID# 60931) 0  0
     February 13, 2012 at 3:13 am

     

     Every single time I’ve seen this quoted, someone has missed one of the three ingredients.

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Internet Rights

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by crewmanguy | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   jimmieq (UID# 4285) 0  0
   February 12, 2012 at 10:30 pm

   fuck yea
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   rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 8:05 am

   

   Why do all my smbc submissions get turned down?
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 9:38 am

   

   With this explanation, it should be understood by anyone.

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RIP Oprah

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by velador | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Dark Humor, Sad :(

We will miss her.

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   (UID# ) 1  2
   February 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

   wow…i guess crack really was whack

   although her death was total rofl

   DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS!!!
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   anonymoose (UID# 60931) 1  2
   February 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

   

   Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that the lame trend of ironically mis-naming M[C]S posts has refined itself into something oft well-timed and able to make me laugh.

   We should keep it at this level. It’s nice.

   (And I’m not just saying that because I submitted one a few days ago.)
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     nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 2  0
     February 12, 2012 at 10:07 pm

     

     anoanymoose,proud sponsor of celebrities killing themselves for his amusement.
     you sick fuck
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     mld (UID# 3619) 0  0
     February 13, 2012 at 10:23 pm

     the first rule of dead celebrities club is “You don’t talk about dead celebrities club”
     cuz Brad Pitt told me in that movie he was in, 12 Monkeys
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   kruuth (UID# 8193) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4  0
   February 12, 2012 at 10:21 pm

   Cocaine is a helluva drug.

   I’m sure I’ll take some burns for this, but honestly, did anyone not see this coming?

   Amazing talent and beauty ruined by Bobby Brown.
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     rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 2  0
     February 13, 2012 at 8:22 am

     

     Amy Winehouse AND Whitney Houston are dead, how’s the cocaine industry coming back from this one?
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 1  2
   February 12, 2012 at 10:43 pm

   How is anyone not laughing about this?

   The pic is funny but in general the world is better off without her. She was just another fucking crack head.

   Funnily enough both her and Oprah also smoked crack. So the picture is funny in that way too.
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     (UID# ) 2  1
     February 12, 2012 at 11:35 pm

     Ah common, now I get the Oprah bit doing crack but I wasn’t aware that Janet Jackson also did crack. You’d think she’d know better after her brother did himself in recently.

     Well, we can all look forward to another “family” private physician on trial in a few months.
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   audsmaud (UID# 11231) 1  0
   February 12, 2012 at 11:22 pm

   

   Good Riddance
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     audsmaud (UID# 11231) 2  1
     February 12, 2012 at 11:23 pm

     

     Maybe, hopefully, Lindsey Lohan will be next
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   twitch (UID# 17015) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 1:24 am

   

   LOL, I knew this was coming
7. 

   (UID# ) 3  1
   February 13, 2012 at 1:35 am

   Like Magnus said, another fucking crackhead. Junkies OD every day. Just because she USED to be a famous singer doesn’t make her special. It actually makes her worse – she had the money and spare time for rehab, but got wasted anyway.
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   (UID# ) 1  2
   February 13, 2012 at 6:28 am

   OMy. Look at the e-vultures. Also, how original to use this occassion to RIP on Oprah. Genius.
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   (UID# ) 0  1
   February 13, 2012 at 4:52 pm

   I think Robin Givens would have been funnier.. just saying.
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    February 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    can someone explain this to me? this is obviously a troll post, but why oprah? shouldn’t this be like oprah and say whitney houston? thanks

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taylor likes the cock

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 3  1
   February 13, 2012 at 1:48 am

   I don’t get it =(

   Please post moar ponies, kthx
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     gx5000 (UID# 315) 1  0
     February 13, 2012 at 2:22 am

     The ponies would get it…
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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0
   February 13, 2012 at 2:24 am

   oh she’s looking at the cock, ok i guess
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     zane (UID# 343) 0  0
     February 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm

     taylor does not like the duck

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Come At Me

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   http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 0  1
   February 13, 2012 at 6:07 pm

   yep, been there, been bitch slapped by a turtle … true story!

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Beat Bobby Brown To Death

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   stinamew (UID# 4356) 0  0
   January 3, 2013 at 9:58 pm

   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uma

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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 2  0
   February 12, 2012 at 8:45 pm

   

   That’s a great girl.
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One of my biggest fears

Posted in Images on February 12th, 2012 by Demon | Report This Post | Add to favorites

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 2  0
   February 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm

   

   you misspelled fetish, demon
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   rykocolor (UID# 6305) 0  0
   February 12, 2012 at 7:23 pm

   Ridiculous, that sounds absolutely wonderful to me!
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   (UID# ) 0  1
   February 12, 2012 at 7:38 pm

   For some reason, my fears seldom involve tickling. Cutting, biting, and pulling, yes, but no tickling.
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   (UID# ) 4  1
   February 12, 2012 at 8:14 pm

   aka … Singapore Butt Slug
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   (UID# ) 0  1
   February 12, 2012 at 8:58 pm

   see my only toilet fear involves a rat coming up and biting my dick but that’s just me
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   (UID# ) 1  1
   February 12, 2012 at 11:06 pm

   I worry about snakes.
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   titanzero (UID# 1145) 0  0
   February 12, 2012 at 11:35 pm

   and one persons nightmare is another persons dream
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   dogsurfer (UID# 2233) 1  0
   February 13, 2012 at 12:01 am

   Aka “Pulling a Castro”, from “My Name is Earl”, season 4 episode 26, when Crabman snaked a DNA hair from Little Chubby. Now that I think about it, at that point I should have sold my TV.

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Squirrel jokes

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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Guitar with Working Lights and Sounds

Posted in Video on February 12th, 2012 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Movies, Music, star wars, Toys, wtf

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   titanzero (UID# 1145) 0  0
   February 12, 2012 at 11:38 pm

   A guitar with working sounds????? Where do I get myself one of these bad boys?!?!?!?!?

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Stay perky

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Star Wars Valentines

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Hitler in love

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STAR WARS PHANTOM MENACE 3-DISAPPOINTMENT

Posted in Video on February 12th, 2012 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Movies, star wars

Went to see the latest Mission Impossible film, and as we were leaving, there was a roped off section with 3 guys standing in it for the showing of SW:E1. Had to remind myself why I didn’t want to spend money on that film again, it wasn’t too difficult.

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   barcrest (UID# 3907) 0  0
   February 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   I saw it and thought the 3D was well done, admittedly it is still the same crappy film but it’s worth seeing incase he doesn’t re-release the others in 3D.

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