Love you long time!

8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5 (8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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“I will not love
you long time”

A rather disgruntled lookin gal here, eh? The t-shirt is a response to the classic “Full Metal Jacket” line.

  • Would you put a T-Rex on YOUR ark?

    10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 510 votes, average: 4.20 out of 510 votes, average: 4.20 out of 510 votes, average: 4.20 out of 510 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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    Say that you though god was going to blow up / flood the world, and he had chosen you to go out and take up a pair of each animal. Would you take a T-Rex? or how about a pair of Raptors? I know everyone thinks they’re all cuddly and shit, but lemme tell you, after the honey moon, life gets rough.

    No Means…..whoa!

    12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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    “No means
    Eat me out first.”

    Yeah baby!

    What would MacGyver do

    10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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    Just what would MacGyver do? Make some kind of cool shit outta a toilet paper roll and some bailing wire! That’s what!

    Serenity / Firefly Movie Posters

    6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 56 votes, average: 3.33 out of 56 votes, average: 3.33 out of 56 votes, average: 3.33 out of 56 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5 (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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    I simply cannot belive that I haven’t purchased this movie yet. /sigh being poor does suck sometimes, yeah?

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  • Super Puppy!

    12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5 (12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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    This is somewhat funny, because I have a dog that has the same kind of floppy ears. I think it would be hilarious if I threw him around and his ears did this, but unfortunately, he weighs in at 50 pounds. Not exactly a small sack of potatoes to be tossed about! What a flying puppy!

    Tom was delicious

    20 votes, average: 3.60 out of 520 votes, average: 3.60 out of 520 votes, average: 3.60 out of 520 votes, average: 3.60 out of 520 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5 (20 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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    Ok, we’ve all seen the “missing cat/dog/gerbil” contact me if you find him /sob/sob/sob posters on telephone poles and various walls and alleyways. This is rather funny though: over one of these missing posters for a cat named “Tom”, someone’s put a sheet of paper that says “your cat was delicious” and “tom was delicous”. This is rofl funny, yes?

    You do not have permission to access to /girl on this server

    15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 515 votes, average: 4.20 out of 515 votes, average: 4.20 out of 515 votes, average: 4.20 out of 515 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5 (15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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    A parody on 404 error :
    “Forbidden
    You don’t have permission to access /girl on this server.”

    What would Cthulhu Do?

    9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 59 votes, average: 3.00 out of 59 votes, average: 3.00 out of 59 votes, average: 3.00 out of 59 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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    In car / In window A/C!

    5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5 (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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    AC
    Let’s talk about ghetto. Not only is that a window A/C unit in this dude’s car, but that’s a damn generator strapped to the truck.

    Jesus! WTF

    9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5 (9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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    jesuswtf

    There are christmas lights on the 5th story of a building (dorm perhaps) that spell out “Jesus”. Might be a religous celebration, or maybe an exclamation of dorm pleasures. Either way, the people on the 2nd floor are somewhat mystified, so they’ve put up their own christmas lights that spell out “WTF”.

    pure comedy genius!

    Free Cat!

    10 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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    Another oldie but goodie :

    catdead

    Free cat!

    Nudist Beach

    7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 57 votes, average: 3.57 out of 57 votes, average: 3.57 out of 57 votes, average: 3.57 out of 57 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5 (7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
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    435hj

    NUDIST BEACH

    Fat chicks prohibited beyond this point

    Steam Punk Claw Glove

    4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 54 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5 (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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    I have no explanation for this device, but I think it’s cool as fuck.

    Mars panorama

    7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5 (7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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    From a mars panorama pictures website. Pretty cool stuff, I just made one of them my desktop.

    And on a side note, the author of that site is on crack. He’s boasting about firefox (only the best broswer in the known world) and crackin on IE, while at the same time, displaying one of the worse choices in webpage colors and fonts I’ve seen in a long while. I’m surprised he didn’t use the blink tag anywhere.

  • Windows Sex Vs Mac Sex

    17 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5 (17 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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    Windows Users like to look at sex on their computers.

    Mac Users Like to have sex with their computers.

    Ha!

    Sure! You can have my mp3s…

    3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5 (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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    cold_dead_hands

    “Sure! You can have my mp3s…

    …after you pry ’em from
    my cold, dead hands”

    Which is how I feel too! Of course, most ‘legal’ MP3s these days come with some wonderfully craptastic features like DRM (itunes? why would I want something that won’t let me play my music where ever I want to?) Which is why I use www.mp3tunes.com to upload all my stuff, listen to it where ever I want, and not worry about losing 10 grand in music investments. not that I’ve paid for much of my music mind you…commonbits/creative commons is a godsend, yes?

    Buddy Jesus

    4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 54 votes, average: 2.75 out of 54 votes, average: 2.75 out of 54 votes, average: 2.75 out of 54 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5 (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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    999-BUDDYDBS

    It’s the buddy jesus from the brain farts over at ViewAskew

    iCrap

    10 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5 (10 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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    ICrap.

    Looks so good you won’t notice the smell.

    “If it’s colorful,
    We’re trying to sell it to you!”

    Punch to the face…over TCP/IP

    8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 58 votes, average: 4.13 out of 58 votes, average: 4.13 out of 58 votes, average: 4.13 out of 58 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5 (8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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    Dear Lord,
    Please grant me the
    ability to punch
    people in the face
    over standard TCP/IP.