Nintendo Playing Card Company

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Unfortunately, Sega came out with the Sega cat’s-cradle yarn, and Nintendo was never heard from again.

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  • Charlie Brown – All Grow’d up

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    [weapon brown]

    What the…?

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    Gobots!

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    All you hear about now-a-days is Transformers. Have we forgotten those brave Gobots?

    There’s never enough outlets!

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    [stereo receiver]

    Sandwich Porn – Montreal Smoked Meat!

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    My wife ordered this and ended up taking most of it home with her. She just wanted a sandwich, but this could have fed Rush Limbaugh! (well post-drug bust anyway).

    Epic Fisting

    Big enough for you?

    Bear Hook

    Hang It Here!

    Facial Reconstruction

    Better than botox!

    Anti-MADD

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    Bukkake – $5.80

    I think you got ripped off.

    Amiga Workbench 1.3

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    This is what we got on the Amiga back when everyone else was stuck with DOS, or monochrome Mac.

    miss mah bucket

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  • SHUT UP

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    Green Lantern Vs Rainbow Brite

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    Little known fact : GL no longer has the yellow problem.  from passfailstudios

    The ONLY real cure…

     

     

    Hey…When you pull that thing into the garage, does your garage say, “is it in yet?”

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeSG0Tim4MM

    Rawr

    ^.^

    Jesus sucks at football

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    Note the kid laying the sack on jesus.

    White Man Taking The Black Man’s Fried Chicken

    Give It Back!

    Now they’re truly left with nothing…

    NSFW – Dear all you fuckers

    Please, stop saying ‘How is this possible? I saw this image 3 days before it was posted!’ Let me take an excerpt from the FAQ.

    13.) Sweet Raptor Jesus, I found a post FROM THE FUTURE.

    Dear God. Be careful of your time traveling abilities, and use them for awesome, and not for evil. Or did you just click on one of the random posts, and came to a future dated post? Only logged in MCS members can access those pages. You see, I like to drink. A lot. You help pay for that (see #10 above) Unfortunately, that means that I’ll go for days on end without accessing the site, due to alcohol poisoning or being passed out in jail. To make sure that the site doesn’t go ‘dry’ (get it? heh) I set some posts up to be automagically posted on the site. Fortunately for logged in MCS members, you can get random access to them via the ‘random posts’ section in the sidebar. Have fun with that knowledge.

    Also, NSFW tits.

    NSFW – BBW Gone Fishing

    OH gawd, here’s a cut:

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    Scarlet Witch

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    Comma Sutra

    Punctual Love

    Flash Update

    Flasher

    “Exactly what version of Flash did you download?”

    Drink Tower

    Drink Tower

    Cheeseburger Pr0n!

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    The Kitchen

    The Kitchen

    It’s where I belong! Amirite?

    Interplanetary Superhighway

    Move over slow poke!

    “The Interplanetary Superhighway is a collection of gravitationally determined pathways through the solar system that require very little energy for an object to follow.
    Each planet and moon has five locations in space called Lagrange points, where one body’s gravity balances another’s. Spacecraft can orbit there while burning very little fuel. The Interplanetary Superhighway maps out some possible flight paths among the Lagrange points, varying the distance the spacecraft would go and how fast or slow it would travel. Like threads twisted together to form a rope, the possible flight paths formed tubes in space.”

    Read more about it here: www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2002/release_2002_147.html

    Ear Wax on Cotton Swab (hi-res)

    Don’t ask me where I got this in high-resolution…just accept that it exists, you’ve seen it and then move on with your life.

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    Karma kills

    Karma Kills

    !!!!11

    Onion Weekender

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    “I just wish I could stop shitting blood…”

    It only looks tough…

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    [hummer h2…it only looks tough]