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  • Things To Do Today

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    Things to do today:
    1. Crush Enemies
    2. See them driven before me
    3. Hear lamentations of women.

    Julia Stiles – Girl From Bourne Supremacy

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    She was beautiful in the Bourne movies.

    Modified Audi TT

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    Saw these at both Eat Liver and Fishki.net, so no idea who gets the “first credit” there… but it’s supposed to be a modded Audi TT.  Anyone know anything else about this beauty?  It looks like it’d be at home on the set of Blade Runner.

    Cthulu Monster

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    Too small to be the Old One himself, but maybe one of his minions?

    Banana Phone

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    Don’t understand?  Check this out.

    Basic Math Motivational Poster

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    dirty harry is pimp

    Bomb McDonalds

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    from here

    Wal*Mart Fat Ass

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    We now stock our shelves with clothes to actually cover your fat ass.

    Money Can’t Buy Happiness

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    Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing

    Live In Russia!

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    Live in Russia

    Instead of playing post-apocalyptic RPG’s

    Melted Ice Cream Truck

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    Ironic?


  • Crime Doesn’t Pay

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    Crime doesn’t pay….it collects.

    Modern Military Assault Team

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    In light of the budget crisis, here’s an idea on how to lower our armor costs

    Homer + John Wayne = GW Bush

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    I’m thinking this is an advertisement for a spanish language newspaper perhaps.

    Black Kid’s Computer Desk

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    Looks like they’ve already changed the page 🙁

    Blue Purple Storage Tank Wallpaper

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    I wonder what it stores?

    Scarlett Johansson

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    Goddamn, she’s hot. And has large assets.

    Watermellon Bandit

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    “Gimme!”

    Battle Turtle

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    You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go to war with the Army you have.

    Cheap Parking Garage

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    Whoops.  This is what happens when you use the aluminum roof for extra parking space.

    Hot Sniper

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    I can only assume that’s a long range sniper rifle she’s holding there.

    Big Truck = Little Willy

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    That thing is huge.  Why would anyone need a vehicle that large?  I would imagine it’s not for inner city use, but still…

    Sweat or Pee?

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    Whoops

    Sun Kiss

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    Green Snake Wallpaper

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    Mushroom Cloud Hottie

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    I’d say it’s either an advertisement or proof of concept image.

    Creepy Advertisement

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    WTF?

    Wedding Night Plans

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    Nestle Crunch With Caramel Advertisement

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    What says you internets? I go with the first pronunciation. THAT’s the correct way to say it!

    Poop Back And Forth

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    From here

    Fast Food Warning Signs

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    Who ever put these up had some biiiiig balls.

    Intelligent Design Zoo

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    The Empty Cage

    This cage is empty… for now. Since God created everything by just “placing” it on Earth, we are welcoming Him to create another creature by just magically “putting” it in this cage. We look forward to seeing what He comes up with.

    My Life As A Slut

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    Pyramid Of Internet Piracy

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    I’ve been in all of those categories. Does that make me a bad person?

    Free BJs

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    I’m not sure if I would want a BJ or a PB&J from her/him/it.

    Highspeed Sand Dune Racer

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    Awesome Electrical Building

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    What / Where is this? Look at the scale compared to the dude in the bottom center.