Doggy Gunner Part 2
Remember this doggie gunner? Apparently, there’s a whole series of him floating around the nets:
Turtle Rider
So what’s on the stick? Sausage? Carrot?
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Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups. You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.
Yellowstone National Park
I’ve been here I think. It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.
Beating Out Chuck By One Vote
…Josh webb had a successful write-in campaign for a senate chair, beatin gout write-in candidate Chuck Norris for the seat by one vote…
Robbers Shot
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’
Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’
To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’
-Tony Gladstone
Two things I get from this letter to the editor: Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.
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Teapot Baobab Tree
Image by Gilles Croissant
Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.
via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)
Doggy Hat
One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor
God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.
March Of The Penquins
Jesus Loves You!
Unless you are :
Muslim
Atheist
Mormon
A Free Thinker
Homosexual
Capable Of Logical Reason
Pro-Choice
Darwin Vs God
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal? Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!
by Endling
Anorexia Perceptions
I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it. Her knees are too sharp.
Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog
I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.
Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!
It’s a cat in a dog house.
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.
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MirthCanal
I just noticed that MCS is on top of the MirthCanal ratings.
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Needs More Cameras
Oh, those crazy photographers. Are those highspeed cameras there on the ground? They look hyper-specialized.
Handless Organist – Truly A Miracle Of God
How exactly is this a miracle of god? You’d think a miracle would include a pair of hands that worked right.