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  • Gay PC

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    DESTROY THE COMPUTER!!!
    A Homosexual invention by
    Alan Turning. Who cares if he cracked
    the German Enigma code and won WWII?

    It’s a Homo’s Devil Machine!

    What’s That man doing to his bottom?

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    “how to explain tubgirl.jpg to kids”

    X-Ray Of Pistol

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    Is this real?  I didn’t think that metal was x-rayable.

    Weelchair madness

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    Bear Cavalry

    Bear Cavalry

    Yeah, you’re pretty much fucked.

    What are you doing with that stick?

    Where's Steve?

    *poke*

    [steve irwin]

    Texas horned lizard

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    They can squirt blood from the corners of their eyes up to five feet to confuse predators.

    Buckethead

    Buckethead

    Born in a coop and raised in a cage…Everyone should know Buckethead

    Ultimate Comic Book Villian Line Up

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    Who would you pick for ultimate villian?  Of all time.  EVER.

    Tits or Dine In Hell

    Tits

    [300]

    Don’t Drink And Derive

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    Know Your Limits!

    Alzheimer’s Disease

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    This is your brain on Alzheimer’s Disease…

  • Baby doves…

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    You Are Free*

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    *Freedom is subject to terms and conditions.  “freedom” means the freedom we give you to do and say what we tell you.  “Free” means your choice to do or not to do what we tell you.  Freedom can be removed at any time.  Freedom is subject to availability.  Freedom is a privilege, not a right.  Freedom does not extend to events, beliefs and actions that are not condoned by us.  We will determine who is subject to Freedom.  Freedom is not free.  Freedom requires that there are people who are not free. Freedom can be impinged upon by those who gave you your Freedom and continue to keep you Free.  If it is determined that you perform or have ever performed any act, speech, or conversation that is deemed Unpatriotic, your Freedom will be immediately revoked.  We will determine what is Unpatriotic as we are the only ones who know what is good for you.  You are Free to do what we tell you.

    Hawk Eating Prey

    Owned, owned, owned.

    For you skeptics (you know who you are)…just to let you know, this is not photoshopped.

    Vader & Leia

    Vader And Leia

    Unintentional humor in coloring books = awesome.

    Work Is The Curse of the Dinking Class – Oscar Wilde

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    ” I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day” – frank sinatra

    Final Fantasy The Spirits Within (Movie Poster)

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    Them: “WTF man it wasn’t like FF at all?!”

    Me: “Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Female protagonist with latent abilities unsure of herself in the tumultuous near apocalyptic world. Life force of the planet being tragically exploited/destroyed. Militant villain bent on the pursuit of ultimate power regardless of the cost. Not like FF at all? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.”

    Run Frodo Run!

    Wolf spider

    Damn that’s a big spider.

    Pseudoscorpion

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    It crawls in your mouth as you sleep. Just thought you’d like to know.

    No Ninjas 2am to 5am

    No Ninjas

    Professor T

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    What’s a haid?

    Identical twins

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    more information

    Pelican Eating A Pidgeon

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    It ate it after the picture was taken. Mmmm pidgeon.

    Die!

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    Get it?

    Star Destroyer On Approach

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    Not exactly something you want to wake up to, eh?

    Watermellon Fruit Head

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    Hip Hop Dancing Stars

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    You’ve hard of rock and roll, right?

    You’ve probably heard of jazz.  but have you heard of hip-hop?

    It’s the music and dancing that started on sidewalks all around big cities.

    This hip-hop dancer is breakdancing.

    You can learn some hip-hop moves on page 6.l

    A Big Dose of Democracy

    A Big Dose of Democracy

    [battleship]

    Nice Nug

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    [420]

    I Stayed in New Orleans for Katrina…

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    I stayed in New Orleans for Katrina and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt, a New Cadillac and a Plasma TV.

    Spiked Hair For Prom

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    I’m not sure if I would have been admitted with those pants much more then hair

    Tits or GTFO

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    Thanos Discusses Death

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    Death will not be permanent. Never again will there be any miraculous resurrections. No fooling or bargaining with the great divide. Heroes will no longer be recycled. From this piont on, when they fall another will have to take their place.

    fuck yeah.

    Ninja Vs Pirate

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    Pirate’s about to have a world of hurt unloaded on his stupid lazy ass.

    Warning U.S. Marines!

    US Marine Warning Sign

    Warning: US Marines

    Do not feed.

    Avoid eye contact.

    Do not provoke.

    No prolonged stopping.

    No flash photography.

    No French reporters.