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  • Emilie De Ravin Portrait

     

    sexy-woman

     

    Dripping Needle

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     It’s just a little shot, won’t hurt one bit.

    I promise.

    Pedobears

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    Rock Band Drums

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    I haven’t been able to play this yet, anyone try it?

    Sad Boy And His Puppy

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    Warhammer 40k Marine

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    Space marine?  Chaos marine?

    Sasquatch army boots

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    Hueg Bird is Hueg

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    Food Fight

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    Stupid Terrorists

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    Somebody take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us.

    Is Shila Labeouf Gay?

    banana-sucker

    The Eye Of God

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    A Very Tall Bike

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    Oh look, a url : tallbike.net/

    Cloud Tree

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  • “Cherry Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday

    oh

    my

    gawd

    Seriously awesome.

    SERIOUSLY. OK?!

    Rat Kisses

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    Found this randomly on the internet, and I have a question about her piercing : how do you do those cheek piercings?  Do they go in differently?  How long can you keep them?

    NSFW – Brooke Hogan

    Pink and black stripes are always NSFW.

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    Ouch! That hurts!

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    An illustration showing a variety of wounds from the Feldbuch der Wundarznei (Field manual for the treatment of wounds) by Hans von Gersdorff, (1517). From Wikipedia

    Latest fashion

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    Ahh.. you silly French you…

    Mr. Kamei

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    Original Mudkips

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    One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

    “So I heard you like Mudkips…”

    “Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

    “O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

    “Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

    Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

    Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

    I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

    I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

    A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

    So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

    I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

    So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

    [tiki says : please note, I usually hate posting copypasta, but this was a good one. odds are very good that in the future no copypasta will be approved]

    Liberal Brain

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    Nerdy Love Letter

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    Dear Jessica,
    You’ve asked me to stop writing these letters. You’ve told me they will never change things between us. But I can’t, Jessica. I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of Return of the Jedi. You make me feel so safe, Jessica. So warm. Like Luke Skywalker crawled inside his tauntaun to protect himslef from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth, where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

    Natural Colored Pencils

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    Leather Collar

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    More comfortable than you might think.

    The Coming of Galactus

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    Shi– We’re all gonna drown!!!

    Clam

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    No ops for clams.

    Lego guts

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    Fly the unfriendly skies…

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    Warhammer space marines doing what they do best…
    more art by Radojavor.
    more of his artsy goodness here: radojavor.deviantart.com/

    Scary Gondola Ride

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    Dicks on a Tree

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    Water Monkey

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    Heath Ledger as the Joker

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    And this one is legit, not that stupid ‘shopped one that’s been around forever.

    Eye Less Kermit

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    Venture Bros

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    California raisins

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    Statler and Waldorf

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    Do you think they are feeding them Alka Seltzer?

    NSFW-skull admiration

    Skulls are NSFW :

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