NSFW – BBW Gone Fishing

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  • Scarlet Witch

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    Comma Sutra

    Punctual Love

    Flash Update

    Flasher

    “Exactly what version of Flash did you download?”

    Drink Tower

    Drink Tower

    Cheeseburger Pr0n!

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    The Kitchen

    The Kitchen

    It’s where I belong! Amirite?

    Interplanetary Superhighway

    Move over slow poke!

    “The Interplanetary Superhighway is a collection of gravitationally determined pathways through the solar system that require very little energy for an object to follow.
    Each planet and moon has five locations in space called Lagrange points, where one body’s gravity balances another’s. Spacecraft can orbit there while burning very little fuel. The Interplanetary Superhighway maps out some possible flight paths among the Lagrange points, varying the distance the spacecraft would go and how fast or slow it would travel. Like threads twisted together to form a rope, the possible flight paths formed tubes in space.”

    Read more about it here: www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2002/release_2002_147.html

    Ear Wax on Cotton Swab (hi-res)

    Don’t ask me where I got this in high-resolution…just accept that it exists, you’ve seen it and then move on with your life.

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    Karma kills

    Karma Kills

    !!!!11

    Onion Weekender

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    “I just wish I could stop shitting blood…”

    It only looks tough…

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    [hummer h2…it only looks tough]

    Rules Of LiveJournal #1

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    The cool people on LiveJournal all think that suicide is totally emo.  So, go ahead, prove yourself.  Everyone loves a dead girl.  Maybe they’ll love you even more when you post the pictures of yourself actually doing it.


  • Funny Mouth Trick

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    OUCH

    No Fucking Dumping

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    To any uneducated, uncultured, illiterate, uncivilized son of a bitch that dares to dump here.  You will be fucked-up on site and your remains will be dumped into the trash of the same mentality of what you are.

    P.S. if any problems or queries arise from this notice, please don’t hesitate to raise your complaints in person at plot 38.

    FUCK YOU –Andre 

    The L Word Cast Photo

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    Yeah so I’ve been watching this, and thus far it hath been great.

    Giant Roxboro Plant

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    I bet this is a dream factory making nice dreams for EVERYONE!

    Procrastination Motivational Poster

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    I’ll find a picture for it later.

    Goatse Sighting

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    In Omaha, NE

    Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

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    Look at you scared now, you hoe.  Scared like a little white pussy.  Scared of the real man.  I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot.

    Viking Water Mellon

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    Can’t Take The Chance Joke

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    A man and his every-naggin wife went to vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.  The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy land, For $150.”  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

    The man replied “long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take the chance…”

    Trey Parker And Matt Stone : Servents of the dark lord Xenu

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    “So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun!”

    Tonight, we do the “bad place” (ky advertisement)

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    so who’s going to get reamed?

    I Am A Thief I Stole From Wal-Mart

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    Thief = Hero!

    Getting dressed

    The new way to body paint

    Pole dancing

     

    Pole Dancing

     

    Sandwich.

    Sandwich

    [Food porn]

    Garfield Buttsecks!

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    BACON!!

    Bacon

    [Food porn]

    It’s a bird!

    Bird