Cthulhu For President

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Why choose the lesser evil?

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  • Santa Claus with Martians

     

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    From the 1984 film Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

    Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extoll the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians then take Santa and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa before they get to Mars, but their leader Lomas stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey, overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars.

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    roth olsen

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    a side by side of david lee roth and mary kate olsen. they both look great.

    Death Metal Hate

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    Even if you hate everything…
    No one hates hula-hoops

    Care Factory

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    We are currently all out of stock.

    Gwen Stefani Upgrades

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    Either that or her breasts are transformers.

    Wapanese Eyes

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    The Medusa Touch

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    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Medusa_Touch

    The film contains a scene where a jumbo jet crashes into an office block – as with the book cover this is reminiscent of the 2001 terrorist attacks and as such means the film, a mainstay of late-night television schedules over the years, is unlikely to be broadcast on television in the United States of America for some time to come, due to continued sensitivity over the subject matter.

    Drug America

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    Asians

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    Dino Nazi

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    Winnie The Poo

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    Women?!

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    On my internet!

    Basic Geography

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    Harvard University

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    Plush Bombs

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  • Very Exciting

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    Internet Hate Machine

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    NSFW – Charlie White

    WTF crazy insane is NSFW :

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    Crayon Medallion

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    some lame rapper with the coolest chain ever!

    This is artaaaaa!

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    Xythos – Worlds Smallest Revolver

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    Found Here: inventorspot.com/wacky_7
    Manufacturer here: www.smallflare.com/
    Pic from here (in German): www.muzzle.de/N4/Schreckschuss/Xythos-Revolver/xythos-revolver.html

    I’m all about miniaturization, but there has to got be a limit. I don’t think I’d be able to find this, let alone load and fire it, in an emergency…

    A Real Halo Warthog

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    The ultimate high mobility vehicle. Trusted by spartans everywhere…

    Built by WETA for the series of live action Halo3 short promotion movies…

    Nintendo Zapper Gun

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    only one i need

    Ted Bundy Angry

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    Those whacky Republicans!

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    Fighting for family values – One bathroom stall at a time.

    fjele, norway

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    Hail Cthulhu!

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    When I’m feelin low I read my copy of the Necronomicon.  Hail Cthulhu!

    5 year old stoner

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    Cornered Dog

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    Lava Flow

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    Demon Head

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    Rocket Man

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    Metropolis Babe

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    Make Me Purr

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    Reduce Reuse Recycle Respect

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    Wait, what?  Where did that last one come from?

    Ninja Training Accident

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