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  • Wii Virtual Console

    Virtual

    British Parliament

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    NSFW – Beowulf – Angelina Jolie

     

    water-1

     

    So I went and saw Beowulf today.  Little known fact : this movie is in 3-D and you have to wear shitty glasses just to watch it.  But you get this NSFW stuff to look at :

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    Storm Trooper Motorcycle

    wheelie

    Conan O’Brien

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    Kick ass.

    Abstinence

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    It’s 99.999% effective.

    Bitch Spray

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    Use with pleasure.

    Teriyaki Chef Very Angry!!

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    Is very angry!!!

    Microsoft Windows Vista Choices

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    Choices! So many of them!

    Church Tank

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    One day…

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    …I will be the President!

    Star Trek Meets Star Wars

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    Smuggling in UFP controlled space is a really,
    really bad idea..

    [tiki says : edited for caption correction]

    The Millenium Falcon

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    The Fastest Ship in the Rebel Alliance fleet…

    Yellow Flight Girls

    sector-5


  • Humping Dog – USB

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    These were very funny, they just keep thrusting once plugged in. Was disappointed that this wasn’t a flash drive. Some Japanese toy store in Harajuku.

    “Humping Dog – USB meets LOVE”

    No Smoking Police

    no-way

    I was super sneaking and took a picture of this guy while he wasn’t looking. Everyone who saw me thought I was crazy. Apparently you can’t smoke on the street in Shinjuku, unless it is a designated spot.

    Countries with highest CO2-emitting power sectors

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    Nature 15 November 2007 Volume 450 Number 7168, pp327

    NSFW – Bikini Octopus Girl

    Octopus girls are obviously nsfw :

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    Killer Lion

    whip-tastic

    Scorpions Are Jerks

    jerk

    Cthulhu Tree Ornament

     

    x-mas

    Buy yours here

    Too Tight Pants

    pants are NSFW :

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    Rembrandt Homer

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    Egg Art

    arty-egg


    This entire project was done by balancing eggs on top of one another.

    Rain Dancer

     

    rain-dance

    Poor southeast US, we get no rain.  Luckily the Gov of GA was praying for it, thank god that works! 

    (wait, what?  you mean it didn’t rain?)

    Romy

    droid

    Android Avatar for the High Guard Ship Andromeda Ascendants AI.
    Quite possibly the most user friendly AI interface known to man…

    www.scifidesktop.org.uk/Wallpaper/Actresses/G-M/Lexa/Lexa_Doig(1).htm

    liberty via soldiers

    liberty

     

    From Snopes 

    The Andromeda Ascendant

    romie

    A High Guard “Glorious Heritage” class heavy cruiser.
    For when you absolutely, positively must restore order to the galaxy after 300 years of chaos…

    Famous LOLCat Dies

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    Frank the Cat
    1994-2007

    May you find all the cheezburgers you can eat
    In Heaven

    It’s A Trap (really!)

    ghost-trap

    Admiral Ackbar knows what is a trap, and what isn’t.
    It’s a Trap!

    Terminator Spare Parts

    spare-parts

    Spare Terminator model T-101 Parts. Cause the T-X ain’t exactly a creampuff…

    Real Life Snow White

    white-snow

    Where you’re the fairiest of them all.

    Floor mat profanity

     

    floormat

    Japanese engrish translations are not safe for work. This is from the bag of spare parts in an old (pre1968) nissan that you’d find under the spare tire.

    NSFW – Tricia Helfer

    Cylon Super Models are NSFW :

    nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/15/tricia-helfer/


    this is cutting edge technology

    Kit Kat: Japan Edition II

    kiwi

    The Edge

    the-edge


    Bono is a douche, but the Edge keeps rocking! Also he is 40 stories tall!

    Chinese language is easy

    chinese

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
    (Must Read Out Loud)

    1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive – Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP – Kum Hia
    4) Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
    5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped the coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
    9) It’s Very dark in here – Wai So Dim
    10) I Thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13) Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
    14) He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pi
    16) Great – Fa Kin Su Pah

    Happy birds

    birds-of-bliss