Audrey Hepburn – Open Mouth

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There’s something about this picture that makes me happy.

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  • Hong Kong Apartments

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    Huge Condom

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    Jet Engine Motorcycle

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    Windows Vista Vinyl Edition

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    too drunk to fuck t-shirt

    Too drunk to Fuck

    Too Drunk to Fuck

    P-90 smg

    one awesome gun indeed

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    Expendability

    Star Trek Motivational Poster Expendability

    Expendability: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who’s not coming back.

    Kotaku Tubgirl!

    I just e-mailed this to the guys that run the Gawker Media websites, the editors at the three that I read, and Mark at boingboing (cause I love mark), not sure if any of you caught it, but they had a picture of tubgirl up on their front page for the better part of an hour. (they claim 20 minutes, but if you read their site via RSS, it’s still up)  Luckily, my boss was out of the office today, or else I could have been fired.  Or at least asked why I was looking at such sexy images whilst at work…

    I enjoy visiting Kotaku from work.  At least I used to, until I went to the site and found an image of a woman shitting all over herself while sitting upside down in a bathtub.  I will no longer be visiting any of the sites that Gawker Media owns, and I will actively promote my other friends and associates to do the same.  These blogs had been worksafe up to this point, and it’s a shame to see such reputable sites like Kotaku, Gizmodo or Consumerist fall to such depths.  There is a time and a place for everything, and the front page of a video gaming blog is not an appropriate venue for fecal fetishism.

    I will point out that this image is STILL being viewed by anyone that uses bloglines or any webbased RSS reader.  It’s now 7:37PM est, nearly 4 hours after the original post.  Deleting the image from your server would be a good start :

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    cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/tubgirl.jpeg

    Appropriate action in this case is to either fire or remove posting privileges from everyone involved in the posting of the image.  Once appropriate action is taken my stance on the Gawker Media empire may change, but until then…

    I say good day sir.


    Tiki
    This E-Mail has been posted on my blog: www.myconfinedspace.com

    As many of you know, I’m all for the insanity that the internet brings into our lives, and the scarring that it inflicts on people’s minds on a daily basis.  This is something different though.  These are “worksafe” blogs that are trying to pull in as much readership as possible, something that MCS is also striving for… this is why NSFW shit is put behind a cut.  I want you to surf from work / school.  I need you to this.  Since I know that you’re going to be somewhere that people will see your monitor, I don’t post NSFW / NSFM images where you could get fired / divorced / suspended.   This is why there are the <–click here for more –> features on practically every blog known to man.  This is why I felt betrayed by kotaku.  I never would have expected this from them.  Now 4chan…that’s another mindfucking set of expectations 😛

    Colt from the cartoons…..real though.

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    Why the blanks???

    Barrett M82A1 50cal Rifle

    wonder how many wish they had this beautiful weapon.

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    Lemon Suicide

    Orange Suicide

    Pedofighter

    Pedofighter

    Joker pulls boner

    A man just can’t get any privacy these days.

    Joker pulls boner

    Joker pulls boner of the year


  • Do not want

    Do not want

    These dogs are getting a little picky, I think.

    Daddy drinks because I cry

    Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

    [Daddy Drinks Because I Cry]

    More Goth Poetry

    It was nice of someone to fix it for her.

    More Goth Poetry

    Religions of the World According to Shit

    Religions of the World

    Religions of the World

    Taoism: Shit Happens

    Hinduism: This shit happened before

    Islam: If shit happens, take a Hostage

    Buddism: If Shit happens, is it really shit?

    7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday

    Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder

    Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I deserve it

    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit happens”

    Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

    Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

    Atheism: No shit

    T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit

    Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit

    Ejection Seat

    You can stay, but I'm outta here!

    Elephant butt slide

    I don’t think it’s safe to play there.

    Elephant butt slide

    Yo- Hemphead!

    Thanks, mom.

    Dear Hemphead...

    Smoker’s Keyboard

    Smoker's Keyboard

    That’s just disgusting.

    Cool KY ad

    Since watching Deliverance, I can’t see Ned Beatty in a movie without wincing.

     

    Cool KY ad

    Because nobody

    should have to

    squeal like a pig.

    Goth Poetry

    What a load of pretentious emo crap.

    Goth Poetry

    Big Scary Laser

    ScaryLaser

    Do not look into beam with remaining eye.

    Nice class photo

    Check out the kid at the left end of the front row.

    Youngster flipping the bird

    An Epic Mount

    This scares me a little.

    Epic Slut

    Olde Tyme ROFLMAO

    Olde Tyme ROFLMAO

    The Original Catwoman

    Meow.

    The Original Catwoman

    nsfw – Archery never looked so good….

    nsfw archer :

    (more…)

    Local Chess Pro

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    For the love of fresh fruit, WHY????

    Don’t stare too hard…

    … they might catch on to what you’re thinking.

    Don't stare too hard...

    Super slick hair!

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    Magnus, is that you?

    Be a Nurse

    Be a Nurse

    Head wounds cause erections.

    Be a Nurse

    Drugged patients don’t remember shit

    Crazy fish with Shrek ears…

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    Anyone have any info?

    Kitten Dinner

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    Shark Bus

    suck my dick, it's a shark..

    It’s a shark, it’s a shark…

    ShitBegone TP

    ShitBegone TP

    I sh*t you not.

    Spider-Man – do you just not see the hyphen?

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    The spelling of Spider-Man’s name without the hyphen has always bothered me.