The Future of America’s Economy
Rain Dancer
Poor southeast US, we get no rain. Luckily the Gov of GA was praying for it, thank god that works!
(wait, what? you mean it didn’t rain?)
Romy
Android Avatar for the High Guard Ship Andromeda Ascendants AI.
Quite possibly the most user friendly AI interface known to man…
www.scifidesktop.org.uk/Wallpaper/Actresses/G-M/Lexa/Lexa_Doig(1).htm
The Andromeda Ascendant
A High Guard “Glorious Heritage” class heavy cruiser.
For when you absolutely, positively must restore order to the galaxy after 300 years of chaos…
Famous LOLCat Dies
Frank the Cat
1994-2007
May you find all the cheezburgers you can eat
In Heaven
Terminator Spare Parts
Spare Terminator model T-101 Parts. Cause the T-X ain’t exactly a creampuff…
Floor mat profanity
Japanese engrish translations are not safe for work. This is from the bag of spare parts in an old (pre1968) nissan that you’d find under the spare tire.
imperial recruitment poster
NSFW – Tricia Helfer
Cylon Super Models are NSFW :
nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/15/tricia-helfer/
this is cutting edge technology
Chinese language is easy
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive – Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP – Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here – Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pi
16) Great – Fa Kin Su Pah
Huge Printer
No, this is not photoshopped, you can actually buy one of these monsters.
deputy-dog.com/2007/05/20/look-at-this-fucking-massive-printer/
h30267.www3.hp.com/country/us/en/products/wide_format/TJ8300/overview.html?pageseq=200920
Siberian Tiger Swimming
Datamancer Laptop
Push It Dubya, Push It!
This is exactly how I pictured that moment in my imagination. Damn that monkey faced puppet…
Female Gamers
This reminds me of all those old TV shows and movies where some kid would be playing a GameBoy and the sounds would be like 80’s SciFi beeps and boops. Sometimes, it even had a game in the slot!
Russian Riot Police
The masks they are wearing are real, but fit so well with the game that the stilt walker was photoshopped in.
Roland Deschaine
Steven King’s the Dark Tower series. Only SK I can stomach reading.
Hungry Happy Hamster
K-9
The Doctor’s favourite tin dog.
Squirtle
Squirtle
Pokémon #007One of three Pokémon offered by Professor Oak at the beginning of the game. Squirtle start out cute and cuddly but soon evolve into formidable fighters: first Wartortle, then Blastoise. Note: in the game’s early stages, Squirtle tend to fare better against combatants than Charmander.
Type: Water
Height: 0.5 m.
Weight: 9 kg.EVOLUTION: Squirtle – Wartortle – Blastoise