Safety First
Do not fist android girls
Paper Can’t Win
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
56K
Thank Gawd I’m on broadband.
Don’t ditch work for Halloween if your friends have facebook accounts
Make sure your friends aren’t posting to Facebook or MySpace if you ditch work to go to a Halloween party!
Battlestar Galactica Meets Star Trek
Cause a Starfleet shuttle ain’t got nuthin’ on a Colonial Viper…
Romania
Romania, 1990 – An orphanage for ” incurables”.
“I have been a witness, and these pictures are
my testimony. The events I have recorded should
not be forgotten and must not be repeated.”
-James Nachtwey-
Bitterroot Fire
“This awesome picture was taken in Bitterroot National Forest in Montana on August 6, 2000.
The photographer, John McColgan, is a fire behavior analyst from Fairbanks, Alaska. He took the picture
with a digital camera. Because he was working at the time he took the picture he cannot profit from it;
however, we feel the picture is a once-in-a-lifetime shot and should be shared.”
Anyone know why he can’t profit from it?
Godzilla – Rule 34
American Living
No wonder blacks hate America!
From masters-of-photography.com/images/full/bourke-white/
Internet City
Can’t remember where I acquired this, might be from MCS, was just sitting on the desktop so I decided to upload it before I moved it.
it are a fact
I know because of my learnings
Colbert Stands
What does he stand FOR?