Pimp Strech Limo

Guardian Angel

My mom got scared, so I put it behind a cut :

(more…)

Bitter wedding invitation

Darwin Vs Jesus Vs FSM

Wendy’s – Now Hiring

Will This Helicoptor Take Off?

Cyclops Glasses

More Shell Factory

Thanks to last post and some research, 37mm armour piercing rounds assembled by Aluminum Industries Inc in Cincinnati, Ohio, February of 1942

Blimp entering Hangar

Entourage

I can’t wait for the next season.

Rachel Bilson

From the very excellent www.go4celebrity.com/.

National Geographic?

Huh…
read more here: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344229,00.html

Ted Nugent Ultimate Guitar

The ultimate guitar for the ultimate guitar God. I love Ted Nugent. I have this album on vinyl but I don’t have a record player. This equals epic fail I know. I googled this image in response to the guitar rifle.

Ted Nugent for President!

Yummy…

from: www.themishmash.com/2008/03/1-stick-subtle.html

This is what I wash my hair with every morning…It makes it a little sticky, but I like the texture.

Student Driver

This is the real deal. And to think I learned how to drive in an Escort.

Agathions – Why Lingeage 2 sucks.

Agathions – Why Lingeage 2 sucks.

Secret Diet

Chinese Diet Secret

Results not typical, use tea with diet and exercise.

Snorlax – all to real

I laughed, I cried, I hated all humanity.

What Is It?

Artoo Command Line

serj tankian

One of the best voicez in this generation of rock, in my opinion.

www.serjtankian.com

Free Tibet

“Hello China, I think I had something you might be interested in…”

PETA SUCKS

Nice Kill.

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Girl With Gun

The Spirit Movie Posters

This movie is going to kick serious ass. Via

Hi! I’d Upgrated your RAM

Bunker Bob

Hellboy as a ‘toon

Princess Penis

Unintentional? Disney porn.

New Hellboy 2 Pics

Have a nice day.

It was, till just now.

Pedobear Posting Chart

Legend:
Lulz
Annoyance

Bottom:
Number of Pedobear posts per day

Why, God, Why?

OMGWTFBBQ

Adam West

I saw this in the car park, and lets just say, thank god for camera phones!

The Ping?

Chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat

I’ve made is so you can chat with the fucking kick ass people in the IRC channel without even loading up and IRC client.

Fucking lazy bastards, I have to do everything for you.

Curt Cobain

February 20, 1967 ‒ c. April 5, 1994

What is a rickroll?

Mary Beaver octopus

leftover mcribs

so right after they “came back”, I tried one of these things.

did you knwo they put pickles on that shit?

yeah, pickles on a “rib” sandwich.

ugh.

Nachos

brb, nachos

Blank Rubic’s Cube

We shall call it : This Land

Real gangster

Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness manifest

Bomb Scare at FSU

TERROR ALERT * FREEDOM ON THE MARCH * TERROR ALERT

as many of you know, I (sometimes) attend class at Florida State University, which is located here in sunny Tallahassee, Florida. As such, I’m on the “Emergency Alert Broadcast” list. Here’s the first one that I got today:

04/03/2008 – Suspicious Package in parking garage #1- Woodward Ave. Building evacuated. Officials are on scene investigating. Avoid the area.

I’m at work, which is a few miles away. So unless they’ve found a nuke, I think I’ll be ok. Then I get a second one:

04/03/2008 12:35PM – At 11:40 a.m., an FSU parking attendant reported to FSU police that he had spotted a car with a suspicious package on the fourth floor of Parking Garage No. 1 on Woodward Avenue. FSU police responded immediately and found a white Izuzu car in the southeast corner of the fourth floor with a briefcase that displayed a message about a destructive device. FSU police set up a command post nearby, cordoned off the parking garage and the street, and evacuated the building. They also initiated the university’s Alert notification system. The Tallahassee Fire Department and the bomb squad are on scene. The bomb squad is currently assessing the briefcase.

Oh goodness! That sure does sound seriously. Although…since when do terrorists label their bombs? The answer comes in the third and fourth abuse of the message system:

040/03/2008 1:40PM – ALL CLEAR – The suspicious package in Parking Garage 1 – Woodward Avenue has been determined to be harmless. The area will reopen shortly.

04/03/2008 1:45PM – At 1:30 p.m., the FSU Police Department issued an “all clear” and said they had resolved the incident at Parking Garage No. 1. A local 17-year-old high school student returned to his car and accompanied police as they searched the briefcase that had aroused suspicion. There was nothing inside. He told them that a message that seemed to suggest a destructive device was inside was actually his nickname, “A-Bomb.” Officers allowed those who work in the building to return to their offices and held traffic so that drivers parked in the garage could quickly exit. Surrounding streets were cleared, and the campus returned to normal status.

Now, for the kicker:

Here’s a map of the campus. Around C5 you’ll see the Number “20” and the number “70”. 70 refers to the affected parking garage. The 20? That refers to a FSU PD substation. So why were they setting up a command post nearby? Haven’t used up their command tent quota for the month? Also, “A-Bomb”? lol what a nick name. Bet his new nick is gonna be something like “dumbass” or “gitmo boy”.

oh shit – my squirrel failure

oh man, it’s been forever since I’ve had a serious SQL failure on MCS.  Must be time to update wordpress to the latest version and let it kill the site for a couple days hours…

olsen twins