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  • Beer Bottle Ash Tray

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    I remember always needing something like this back in my smoking days.

    The Maxx

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    Teletubbies afterhours

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    Elephant Race

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    19-0

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    The Historic Championship Season of New England’s Unbeatable Patriots

    I put in a preorder for this book this morning (Feb 4). Not only was it canceled by Amazon with no notice, it’s gone from their listings too. Bummer.

    Jim Henson and the Muppets

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    Henson: The Movie is in the works and being directed by Penny Marshall.

    Michael Munger for Governor?

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    Libertarian governor wannabe in North Carolina

    LOW ON GAS

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    Trapped in time, surrounded by evil, Low on gas!

    Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in the Sun

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    William Blake – The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in the Sun

    The Difference…

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    Scientology Protest Mask

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    I’m bringing a sizable posse of Discordians and other ne’er-do-wells to the Anonymous NYC Scientology protest on 2/10/08. I’ll be bringing a few hundred of these, too.

    Are any of you going?

    Link Motivational Poster

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    Stick it in her-
    You’ve rescued the bitch fifteen fucking times.

    Creepy Clown

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    There are no non-creepy clowns.

    ‘cept maybe Crusty.

    Colani’s Horch

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    1996. Colani mega-roadster Horch (Foto Tom Vack) www.bangertinternational.de/colani/images/images.php

    Colani’s Ferrari Testa d’Oro

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    1989. Colani Ferrari Testa d’Oro. Holder of the world record in its class at 351 km/h. n 1991, with Mike Strasburg at the wheel, the car hit a world record for vehicles with catalytic converters when tested on Salt Lake, Utah.


  • Colani’s Ferrari Lotec Testa d’Oro, Rear View

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    1989. Rear view of the Colani Ferrari Lotec Testa d’Oro.

    Colani’s Maglev

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    1978. HM-1. Wind tunnel model for a magnetic levitation train. Fin-shaped steering gear produces the requisite downforce. In 1974 engineers at Thyssen Henschel in Kassel began development work on the long stator magnetic propulsion technology that was later to be a success.

    Colani’s Three-wheeler

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    1970. Life-size model of a two-part hybrid car. The engine and cam shaft are taken from a Lamborghini Miura, the separate passenger cabin is designed like the cockpit of a glider.

    Barack Obama Quote

    “When I am this party’s nominee, my opponent will not be able to say that I voted for the war in Iraq; or that I gave George Bush the benefit of the doubt on Iran; or that I supported Bush-Cheney policies of not talking to leaders that we don’t like. And he will not be able to say that I wavered on something as fundamental as whether or not it is ok for America to torture, because it is never ok‚ I will end the war in Iraq‚ I will close Guantanamo. I will restore habeas corpus. I will finish the fight against Al Qaeda. And I will lead the world to combat the common threats of the 21st century: nuclear weapons and terrorism; climate change and poverty; genocide and disease. And I will send once more a message to those yearning faces beyond our shores that says, “You matter to us. Your future is our future. And our moment is now.”

    Colani’s Frog-Red

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    Frog. 1973. Study of possible shapes for a motorcycle.

    Colani’s C 112

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    1970. Colani sportscar C 112 (Foto Tom Vack) www.bangertinternational.de/colani/images/images.php

    Colani’s C 112-Rear View

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    1970. Colani sportscar C 112 (Foto Tom Vack)

    Colani’s Truck

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    1997/2002. Truck based on a DAF chassis, and Spitzer silo truck on a Mercedes Actros chassis. Just why the automobile industry never adopted Colani’s ideas, which he has propagated for 30 years, and never put the series into mass production will remain one of life’s great mysteries. www.bangertinternational.de/colani/images/images.php

    Colani’s Frog

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    1973. Study for a motorcycle (Foto Tom Vack)

    Colani’s Speed-bike

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    1989. Rollout of the futurist concept study for the high-speed Utah 8 two-wheeler in Berne, Switzerland. This motorcycle was specially created for an attempt at the world land record held by Utah legend Don Vesco (518 km/h). Colani intended to then go for the absolute world record of 659 km/h for wheel-based vehicles – held by Bob Summer driving his “Goldenrod” and dating from 1965. The high-speed vehicles amount to the climax of his ingenious focus on this type of formal solution.

    Colani’s Mazda Prototype

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    Colani exhibition in Karlsruhe, southern Germany
    In front: 1983. Flying object for the road. With his prototype for Mazda, Colani took the principle of wing cars to the extreme. The plan was, at a later stage, to use a 4-chamber Mazda Wankel rotary engine, capable of between 960 and 1400 hp for the Le Mans vehicle, which was only available as a life-size model,. The wing shape was meant to enable this veritable powerhouse to accelerate to speeds of 350-380 km/h. www.bangertinternational.de/colani/images/images.php

    More Flying Tigers

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    Following up the R. T. Smith photo of Flying Tigers P-40s over China, here is the cover of my history of the American Volunteer Group, published last fall by HarperCollins. The cover photo was taken by George Rodger for Life, though it wasn’t published in the magazine. From left to right: Jack Newkirk, Hank Geselbracht, Bob Layher, Bill Bartling, and Jim Howard at Rangoon in January or February 1942. For more about the Tigers, see www.warbirdforum.com/avg.htm and www.FlyingTigersBook.com Blue skies! — Dan Ford

    Science???

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    Is this Science?

    Jericho

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    This is coming back for it’s second season. Anyone else watched it yet?

    PF FLYERS

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    Run and Jump like a Black guy
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    heh
    form the movie Sandlot
    remember that?

    Super Splits

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    Frank Dux?

    Moscow: The Space Obelisk

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    There’s a rocket at the end of this thing.

    Kangaroo Pwnage

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    Double Trouble

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    damn.

    USA

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    hayden panettiere in malcolm in the middle

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    I remember watching this and thinking shes pretty cute
    then seeing heroes
    and then see this again and finally realize HOLY SHIT THATS HAYDEN
    god im an idiot

    Tiki Mon

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    This scanned in from a Wizard Magazine from like 15 years ago.  Does anyone have any idea what ever happened to these things?  They were supposed to be a whole series of toys or something.

    Studio-released Cloverfield image

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    Old news I know, but I thought it was funny that after all the leaks, the studio now officially released an image.

    I, Rudy

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    Declaring Forever War

    Clyde doesn’t stand a chance…

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    Osama For Obama

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    Dude, I told you!

     

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    Dogs pee on fire hydrants. Period.

    Warranty void if seal is broken

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    this is so wrong but i loled a little