Zooey’s Cute Mouth

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  • Bret “the hitman” Hart

     

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    Didn’t this guy die from failing falling?

    Orange Peel Man

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    Participants Needed For Research Studies

     

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    The Department of otolaryngology is undertaking a joint study with the department of urology examining the effect of human semen on speech.  Our objective is to establish whether acts of “rigorous” fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx.  We are currently recruiting males willing to receive fellatio.  The specific aim of this study is to ascertain whether proteases found in human semen are deleterious to the tissues that comprise the oropharyngeal cavity.  Would you be will willing to assist?  A conditional honorarium of $145 will be provided.

    Halo Faded Wallpaper

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    Just bought me some Halo3 toys.  Anyone else have any and have a good camera?

    Steyr Pistol

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    Thinking about getting a pistol, and one of my friends suggested this lil beauty.  Opinions?

    An Interesting Take on Hillary’s Campaign

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    I ain’t voting for monica lewinsky’s ex boyfriend’s wife.

    I’m with this guy…

    HL2 origional face maps

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    the people used to make their respective character.


  • SWAT Officer

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    badass no?
    photo by Steve Demmitt

    Hayden Panettiere

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    Scarlett Johanssen & Natalie Portman

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    imagine these 2 vs hayden & kristen, damn!!

    NASA Contrails

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    Jupitor and Moon

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    To Do Tattoo

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    The best things in life aren’t things

     

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    Spoken like someone who doesn’t own a 72 inch LCD HD-TV.

    Before and After A Shave

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    Ellen Page – Striped Shirt

     

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    Bridge House

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    Glacial Pool

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    Round Public Housing

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    Expensive Mistake

     

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    So the boat’s just sitting there?  With a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of cars underwater.

    Huh.  I can imagine that phone to the boss not ending very well…