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    MCS Advertisement Contest Winners

    Wow, lemme say: I’m shocked at the variety of adverts that were submitted, and happily surprised by the skill levels displayed by the MCS loyal.  Think this should be an ongoing deal?  I present an image challenge, and you submit?

    Requirements: a banner 400×75 that is funny and ranked in the top 3
    Prize:
    1st: 50 bucks via paypal
    2nd: 25 bucks via paypal
    3rd: a sexy letter via gmail.

    Here’s the winners as of the end of the contest:

    Those three of you that are winners will be contacted via email.  Those of you that are losers will not be contacted by email, sorry.

    Big Burger

    Big Burger

    It’s good to be alive

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    and on top.

    Tetris

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    Entertainment Weekly magazine just named Tetris as the number one videogame of the last 25 years. Agree/disagree?

    The top 5:

    1. Tetris – PC (1985)

    2. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – N64 (1998)

    3. Doom – PC (1993)

    4. Super Mario World – SNES (1991)

    5. Guitar Hero – PS2 (2005)

    And the rest of the top 50:

    www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20207076_20207387_20207334,00.html

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    giraffe trio

    Holy fucking fuck!

    So last night, I was totally supposed to be awake and sober to see who was teh winner of the current advert contest.  I forgot about it, and drank a fifth of jack, and was passed out in my backyard.  I didn’t realize what I had done till I was in the ER having my stomach pumped (for the 20th time this year).  So, today I’m going to be a good boy and not drink, and extend the contest until I get home from seeing Wall*E with with imaginary girlfriend.  Submissions are closed for the contest, so feel free to click on over to the current standings and pick your winners.

    Also, there’s been some complaining of the current site layout being all broken and shit.  From what I can tell with FF3 and IE7, there’s nothing amiss, and everything is ok.  If you happen to see something different, please take a screenshot and post it to your favorite image sharing site and give us a link to it.

    RIP Don S. Davis

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    Don S. Davis (General Hammond on Stargate SG-1) passed away this last Sunday of a heart attack. I was pissed when he was replaced on the show and am now saddened that he will never return.


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    Food Porn – Cookie Innards

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    Mmm. I came again.
    Hold me.

    World’s most expensive home-cinema

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    This baby costs $6 million but it’s the ultimate home theater experience.

    Jeremy Kipnis is a music producer that also invented this incredible home-cinema system. I’m sure you think $6 million is too much for something like this but if you’re really passionate about something, money is definitely no object..especially if you have lots of it.

    The Kipnis home cinema is made up of a Sony SRX-S110 Professional Video Projector with a 4,096-by-2,160 resolution, the Stewart Snowmatte 1.0 Gain Laboratory-Grade Motion Picture screen (18×10 foot) , Sony BDP-S1 Blu-ray Player, Toshiba HD-XA1 HD DVD Player with SATA Drive (72 HDTV Hours Total) and Mark Levinson N° 51 DVD/CD Media Player, HLD-X0 Hi-Vision HDTV MUSE Laserdisc Player,VC HMDH-5U D-VHS recorder. Throw in a PlayStation 3 console for hardcore gamers and you have the world’s most “badass” home cinema.

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    fishnet legs

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    escape key

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    diabeetus cat

    Hot Poop Banner

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    An old animatic originally called “Why the Dinosaurs Died out,” Now prostituted to the fickle commercialism of the net.

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