Painful Toilet Seat

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  • Texas

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    There is no pavement. We all ride horses and carry revolvers. Every building is made of wood. The whole state smells of dirt, booze, sweat, and whores. Everyone’s illiterate and proud of it. All the niggers are in shackles and rags. Every town has exactly one prosperous asshole who smirks his way through life. We all drink whisky and gamble on card games. Everyone’s either a farmer or a banker or a blacksmith. We argue only about card games and we settle all arguments with a “fair gunfight.”

    Welcome to Texas.

    [oh for the love of fuck people, keep your racism to a bare minimum pls —tiki]

    Three Passenger Scooter

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    Car Speakers

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    Steep Driveway

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    Rock, Paper, Scissors

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    Scared Girl on Rollercoaster

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    Oily Face

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    Skydiver Tissue Box

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    Safety First

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    Real Life Q-Bert

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    Imminent Bird Death

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    shoop?

    Odds of Dying Chart

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    Nuclear Cake

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    Nice Rims

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    Car Thief

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    Two Hands Are Better Than One

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  • Lincoln & Pinkerton at Antietam, MD 1862

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    Dude’s tall.

    Broken Down Bridge

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    That’s a little scary.

    Ugly Reptile

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    “Whazzzzup?”

    Jet Figher Crash

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    Low-Riding Japanese Scooter

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    Interesting Urinal

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    HUMP

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    Hit This Sign, Hit The Bridge

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    High-Tech Car Security

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    F-22 Afterburners

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    Strange Cemetery

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    Flying Israeli Tank

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    FedEx Shirt

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    Wheelchair Toilet

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    Dive Bombing Helicoper

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    I think you’re doing it wrong.

    Sad Potato

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    Aerial Refueling

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    Fill’er Up!

    Flamingo

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    July 29th 2008

    ASCII Curtains

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    I have wooden blinds. But if I had curtains, I’d consider these.

    “Berry” Indifferent Face

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    Broadband Speed by Country

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    I’m in the US. And mine’s probably slower than what’s on this graph….damn crappy DSL.

    “Burn” Drink Advertisement

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    Apparently it’s gonorrhea in a bottle.

    Censorship Causes Blindness

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    And so does staring at the sun. Especially if you’re staring at the sun in China.

    Guilty Panda

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    I wasn’t gonna touch it, I swear…