Glory Of Colour

Swim The Atlantic

Owl

Creepy Tree

I shall learn you a lesson but good….beeeyotch

Made this for a local “business owner” per his request, he happens to be a 400 pound black man, who talks about strangling people (bitches) who get in his way, and sells boot leg movies out of the back of his truck, I’m just glad I got paid to do this and not mugged.

Mastretta MXT

What do you think? Italian? Japanese? No, Mexican.
2.0litre engine with 240hp and from 0-60 in just under 5secs.
Top Speed around 150mph. Just over $65,000 and will be in UK around May. No plans to come out in the States.

www.dubdaily.com/?p=3714

Lighthouse in Santa Cruz, CA

I’m not sure if this lighthouse is used anymore. It just happens to be at the beach I go to most often.

Obama’s Coming!

Douche!

This is for Caio.

Dragonball

www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/

This Home Doesn’t Call 911

NEW TATTOO

I just got this done today, on the way to work. Got it to honor my late Grandfather, who served in the Navy during WWII. May he rest in peace.

I Shopped the Sherrif

But i did not Shoop the Deputy

My Dog Chance

He’s the sweetest boy!!

Sexy Bicycle

What more can you say.

More here…

www.odditycentral.com/pics/sex-machine-bicycles.html#more-1057

90210 2.0 Promo

Anyone else excited about this show? I’ll admit I was in 7th grade when it came out and was hooked on every episode until the very end! I cannot wait to see what they do with this. However, with the fleeting nature of today’s television series, i’m sure it will somehow be short lived even if it doesn’t suck.

Sapporo

Taken at Shabuway in Mountain View. Shabu Shabu is the bomb. I can’t vouch for the beer as it wasn’t mine.

Lion Warning!

You know, just in case…

Dairy Camel

I saw this camel out in a field with cows and goats when wandering around the back roads in Sonoma County (the Petaluma area specifically). Kind of odd.

B-2 Shoot

A friend of mine, Sagar, who is also into photography got a rare opportunity to shoot the B-2. You can read more about him here. Unlike the majority of photographers I’ve met over the years, his head is actually attached to his neck rather than crammed up his ass.

Be sure to check out Sagar’s blog.

Mystery Spot Thongs

I get wicked motion sickness so I wasn’t very amused by the visual tricks offered at the Mystery Spot. I was however amused by their thongs.

Beach Sunset

Beijing Night Market

I didn’t actually eat anything at the night market because some of the places sold durian which smelled a lot like rotting corpse to me.

Motorcycles are kewl

This is me at Buttonwillow Raceway. I miss my motorcycle.

Ultimate Cosplay Girl

Stare long and hard, I’m certain the character’s name will pop into your head.

The Lost Boys

Whenever we have rice I say to my wife, “What’s wrong Michael, it’s only rice”. She never gets it 🙁

crazy machines

some really weird inventions

The Goonies

Awesome promo, awesome film.

Watchmen

just read it? loved it. any opinions?

Japan Cthulhu

You Are This Gay

Yes Man starring Jim Carrey

‘Jim Carrey stars as Carl Allen, a man who signs up for a self-help program based on one simple principle: say yes to everything…and anything. At first, unleashing the power of “yes” transforms Carl’s life in amazing and unexpected ways, but he soon discovers that opening up his life to endless possibilities can have its drawbacks.’

I SERIOUSLY hope this movie will be a blast…i love carrey too much to see his movies suck like Pamela Anderson on a boat

Fucking Metal

No matter how brutal you try to be, there’s always someone ruining it for you.

Hello Kitty Forehead Tattoo

Oi!

Too hot, even for a lioness

Watchmen Movie Wallpapers

watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com/

Disregarding the Rules

G33K B33R

Tiki Bar

Jo Ann’s had these on sale. Tiki, I think you need one for your office door.

Jesus on Raptors cavalry

Depressed Dog on the Street

The Hamdog

From the Fine folks who brought you the Luther Burger. The Hamdog is “a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hot dog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg,” (from their MySpace page).

Water Lily

It’s in my backyard

Spider-man Tattoo

Kickass tattoo by Dan Hazelton.

US Energy Flow

Why Carry?

Error: 404 – Yee Haw! Bring it on!

Error: 404

Yee Haw! Bring it on!

I’m sorry, but I can’t allow you to access /music/. If I did, those dirty terrorist would win. I’ve declared Executive Privilege on this page which means I don’t have to show it to no one! Heh, heh.

I gotta protect America from the evil doers. See, this page you were trying to access had letters and numberbers. Those sneaky evil doers could have rearranged all them letters and numberbers and made some sort of code in their heebly-jeebly language. I had to take this page down to protect God fearing Americans.

The web page you were looking for is like an Iraqi WMD. People tell you it’s here. Smart people tell you it’s here. They even use fancy-shmancy links making you think it’s here. Then, when you come here, you can’t find it. Course, unlike me, you probably won’t be flying onto an aircraft carrier to declare “Mission Accomplished” but I think you get the picture.

IQ vs Religion importance

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
Science agrees, they are fucking retarded.

Hurricane Felix from space

Batman watching over Gotham