Norway Telemegaphone

Call this number: +4790369389

Your voice will be blasted on a wind powered megaphone over looking a village in Norway. They say that they get a lot of phone calls.

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You know your a Red Neck when…

Our small town is trying to get rid of our mullets!

Commando Monkey

Commando monkey will mow you down.

Whirlpool

Mirror’s Edge (Toilet Seat)

Couple of pics of my uncles groovy-looking toilet seat.
Great for checking out one’s own hairy ass.

Enjoy
xoxo

Survival of the Spitefullest

The Obama High Sign

A quick and dirty impression of The Liberty, Inc’s Obama salute.

Sign of Progress == Sign of Goatse

NO powered artificial eyes

Taken at a medical training facility. I’ve seen many warnings
around an MRI but the “powered artifical eyes” is new to me.
Anybody seen these eyes in use?

Niagara Falls

Shot on my way back from Toronto a few years ago. Even if you live half an hour from the falls, it never gets any less magnificent. Unless your a small child who was woken up and dragged out of the car. The odd motes around my son’s face are reflections from the constant mist messing with the camera.

October Storm

October 2006, Buffalo New York. The snow you see in these images fell in one night. The trees were not ready for winter, and many branches simply snapped under the extreme weight of the thick, wet blankets of snow. It was very creepy standing on my back porch that night, the heavy silence punctuated by the gunshot-like snapping of tree limbs.

The tables you see in the first shot are cable spools on top of tree stumps, to give an idea of scale. Most people in the area were without power for up to a week because of power lines snapping everywhere. The weight of the snow actually pulled some telephone poles out of their moorings due to the wires being pulled down.

Also, enjoy the action shot of my neighbor snowblowing.

The good: Watching neighbors come together to pull branches off of everyone’s yard, and offer food & supplies to each other.
The bad: People who had to wait even longer for power because assholes stole the fallen lines and sold the copper for scrap.

Tree Frog – High Res

I took this picture outside of my in-law’s house. He was sitting on their outside wall making a sound that made him seem 10x bigger than he was. He was a little under the size of a half-dollar in the position he was in. He didn’t mind the camera at all though! High red original is 3072 x 2xxx res, scaled this one to 1280 x 9xx in order to upload. Taken with an Olympus SP-510UZ 8.1mp. This is my first submission to MCS. I have a thing for super close up shots. Enjoy!

elitism – bands I like vs bands you like and bands I used to like

Wiretap Man

US Election results by IQ

Fetus Porn

Face Palm – Your Doing It Wrong

nothing dangerous sign

World map by Australia

Super Hat

Suicidal Bird

Shuttle Launch as seen by fighter jets

Commissioner Gordon and Batman

Only we can call each other cracker

Beach Vollyball is awesome

Mosh Pit Surfing

Future plans – computer engineer or a lawyer

Fucked up horse jump

DAMM – drunks against mad mothers

Chocolate And Sprinkles Girl

rail snail

Super Dish

Pirate Bay Ipod

Hot Race Car

Children Should Never Be Alone With Adults

would you like fries with that

Risky Window Cleaner

Little Pussy With Cock

Eagle Connect The Dots

Big O cosplayer

Zipper Pond

Psych Out Racing Helmet

Married Cousins Shed Light On Autism

Beliefs Base Chart

Who ate the damn pizza rolls

Reality Vs Drunkeness

Mace In Yo Face

Dog and Cat Cuddle

Chicken vs Peter figures

Sand In MY Vagina

One Man Band