Kneel Before Him

Posted in Images on June 15th, 2013 by Silverwolf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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You know you want to.

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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 3  1
   June 15, 2013 at 2:53 am

   

   best line- “superman? who is this imbecile?”
   second best line- “why do you say this to me, when you know i shall kill you for it?”
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   absent (UID# 7511) 2  0
   June 15, 2013 at 9:25 pm

   
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   (UID# ) 1  0
   June 16, 2013 at 2:14 pm

   gawd damn was sarah douglas fuckable

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Milla collection

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 1  2
   June 15, 2013 at 12:11 am

   

   Every time.
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   przxqgl (UID# 3328) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  1
   June 15, 2013 at 12:14 am

   

   see, now you could have done exactly the same thing with the right-wing/communist/obama posters and it would have been A LOT less irritating…
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     nobody-knows (UID# 5034) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  3
     June 15, 2013 at 12:40 am

     

     nein fuher
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       przxqgl (UID# 3328) 2  0
       June 15, 2013 at 6:53 pm

       

       what was i thinking… this noob doesn’t even know how to spell führer correctly… 8/
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   (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 1  6
   June 15, 2013 at 12:32 am

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   She should get a porn star boob job…..
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     npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  1
     June 15, 2013 at 11:20 am

     

     Only if she wants to “bury” her career.
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       (UID# ) 1  3
       June 15, 2013 at 5:55 pm

       C’mon….a couple of big grapefruit would be much more fun than the empty sandwich bags she’s carrying now….
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         npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 3  1
         June 16, 2013 at 10:38 am

         

         You have retarded pornstars, with bolt-on boobs bigger than their head, or weighting more than their arms, etc., for that.
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   rotatebilly (UID# 175812) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   June 15, 2013 at 1:27 am

   

   See, this is the sort of spamming I’m fine with
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   (UID# ) 2  2
   June 16, 2013 at 2:19 pm

   overrated looks
   cant act

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Neo Knows!!!

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Ape shall never kill ape

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Always check who you are Texting

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Friends?

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Man of Steel

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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No obvious problems with this particular Superman film, there was a jarring Krypton -> Earth cut, but I’m happy to say there were no complete fuck ups here.  There wasn’t anything after the credits though, which says to me that WB is still on the fence about this whole “Superman franchise” idea.

Something that I DID appreciate though was that Lois Lane was much more of a real character in this film, and actually showed some investigative journalism chops.  Shame they made her a red head though, I’ve always preferred my Lois Lanes to be brunettes. . .

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   greenman37 (UID# 178164) 0  1
   June 14, 2013 at 7:31 pm

   

   I’m going in about an hour. I keep hearing there is a scene after the credits. Guess I’ll find out.
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   June 14, 2013 at 11:02 pm

   “[...]which says to me that WB is still on the fence about this whole “Superman franchise” idea.”

   Actually, a sequel was approved by WB a few days before the movie even opened.

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Homework

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   June 16, 2013 at 2:24 pm

   you have my cheats
   and you have my cribs
   and my cliff notes

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Low Rider

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by dr.house | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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your new x-box is spying on you

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by przxqgl | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 2  2
   June 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

   how does the camera analyze heartbeats
   or discern your emotional state in the dark
   is it infared
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     http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 4  1
     June 14, 2013 at 6:14 pm

     No, just EVIL!!!!!
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   (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 3  9
   June 14, 2013 at 9:30 pm

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   ZOMG all this conjecture with no sources! BIG BROTHER MS OH NOEZ.

   They have a patent for a couple of things in the image. Having a patent doesnt mean they are going to put it in use, and they have said the system doesnt check for freeloaders. PS4 has patents in for very similar things, but youill never see a poster like this for them. Including their policy on used games. There leaving it up to the publishers, and it was the publishers that told MS they want them to charge for used games. MS has always been more structured in their console procedures, and made an official subsystem of their new console to promote development on their machine. So EA is going to charge you a 60$ online pass on the PS4 on a used game, but PS4 believes in used games guys. fo realz.
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     silverwolf (UID# 6586) 2  1
     June 14, 2013 at 10:53 pm

     Yeah, except EA said outright they’re dropping online passes.

     www.destructoid.com/ea-says-online-passes-weren-t-worth-the-pr-damage-256243.phtml
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   durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2  7
   June 15, 2013 at 12:59 am

   

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   Still Bush’s fault.
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     durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) 0  1
     June 16, 2013 at 5:54 am

     

     Wow, I guess the Democrats/Bronies/Republicans are back from hiding from the onslaught of Casemod Marxist PrObamaganda.
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   ralphthedog (UID# 179240) 0  2
   June 15, 2013 at 1:16 am

   

   Detects an extra person in the room who didn’t pay for pay-per-view? That is so fucking cool. Big brother, where do you get these wonderful toys? If this is true I have to give you a high five. But you probably know that already.
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 3  3
   June 15, 2013 at 11:34 am

   

   As a non-console person:
   

   And all those requirements, so you can just play some games, make me lol. Hard.
   Enjoy your not so unexpected, semi-consensual, anal intercourse.
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   (UID# ) 1  0
   June 16, 2013 at 2:26 pm

   still a better love story than twilight
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   jonblaze81 (UID# 9697) 0  0
   June 16, 2013 at 5:21 pm

   You all realize that there is a very easy solution to this: Don’t buy it. There will titles for the 360 floating around forever unless MS comes up with some way to charge for them again also. In that event, PS3 or PS4. Don’t like PS? You already have a PC if you’re reading this (or god help you, a mac), so you can ditch the consoles all together, and join the wonderful world of PC gaming.

   Btw, I lol @ the $50+ dollars console gamers pay for new titles compared to the $15.00 a month I pay to play WoW. Or the $30.00 I pay on average to get games off of steam like my latest purchase, “X-Com, enemy Unknown”.

   Enjoy your consoles.

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Hell’s Kitchen

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by przxqgl | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Hell, medieval, not exactly safe for work, Religion
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY SAFE FOR WORK, BUT ITS NOT EXACTLY NSFW EITHER. Click here to see this post if you'd like, but be sure your boss isn't sitting right behind you.

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   przxqgl (UID# 3328) 2  1
   June 3, 2013 at 5:22 pm

   

   this has become my new wallpaper. 8)
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   rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 1  1
   June 4, 2013 at 5:19 am

   

   Uh, I’m not hungry…
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     nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 1  2
     June 5, 2013 at 10:09 pm

     

     shut the fuck, dinner
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 1  1
     June 14, 2013 at 7:19 pm

     

     shut up and get in the soup
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 2  1
   June 14, 2013 at 4:31 pm

   

   At least it’s coed.
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   (UID# ) 0  2
   June 14, 2013 at 5:16 pm

   imokwiththis.jpg
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   silverwolf (UID# 6586) 2  1
   June 14, 2013 at 10:42 pm

   Dammit, Gordon Ramsay! Stop poking the main course and go put on some pants!
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   slimnoche (UID# 1719) 0  2
   June 15, 2013 at 12:53 am

   whats with the dude in the pot with the t-square?
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     slimnoche (UID# 1719) 2  1
     June 15, 2013 at 4:12 pm

     Wow I got voted down because I was wondering if there was anything symbolic about the t-square…just wow.
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     przxqgl (UID# 3328) 0  0
     June 15, 2013 at 6:56 pm

     

     obviously, he’s a mason.
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     durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) 0  0
     June 16, 2013 at 6:01 am

     

     T-squares, depending on the wood used in it’s construction, typically have a tendancy to leave a bitter flavor when preparing soup. Thusly (been waiting to work that word in all day) ruining a batch of soulstew requiring the pitchforking of fresh Christian sinners to simmer overnight.
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   durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) 0  0
   June 15, 2013 at 10:42 am

   

   This looks like my living room.

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Lola

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by dr.house | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   June 16, 2013 at 12:55 am

   this one ?? Really sexy ??? Its fake !!!!!
   Beurkkkkkkkkkkk

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State of Decay

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by Rotatebilly | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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A new game that just got released on Xbox live, so far it seems to be getting pretty good reviews, I can’t wait to try it.

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   arrow (UID# 179551) 2  1
   June 14, 2013 at 2:40 pm

   

   Was really impressed by the demo. Some annoying bugs with zombies spawning in walls, but other than that really good. Still waiting for it to come down in price before I buy it though.
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   (UID# ) 1  2
   June 14, 2013 at 5:18 pm

   Game. Of. The. Year. (IMO)

   Monsterous in it’s ambition, the few and slight bugs are worth the STORY! Not the game’s story, YOUR STORY – the stuff you do between story missions is the most interesting bit of the game. Buy it!
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     tiki-god (UID# 1) 1  1
     June 14, 2013 at 7:20 pm

     

     what kind of stuff are you referring to?
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       durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) 1  2
       June 15, 2013 at 1:03 am

       

       Probably, like, ya know… stuff.
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   durtdaiperz (UID# 179244) 1  1
   June 15, 2013 at 12:16 am

   

   It’s okay so far. I’ve only played it for about an hour or so. I’m still partial to Day Z, Rising Dead series, so I’m keeping my mind open until I have spent more time with it.

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Steve McQueen was on Charles Manson’s death list

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by absent | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 2  1
   June 14, 2013 at 2:36 pm

   when i get to the bottom
   i go back to the top of the slide
   and i stop and i turn
   and i go for a ride
   and i get to the bottom
   and i see you agaaaaaain
   yeah yeah yeah
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   (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2  9
   June 14, 2013 at 2:51 pm

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   Why would anyone need a gun to protect themselves? Sharon Tate didn’t have a gun and it worked out just fine for her. Those who say they are in favor of gun control are really in favor of limiting guns to agents of the State and criminals. The American Revolutionaries understood this, why can’t you?
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     (UID# ) Hot debate. What do you think? 6  3
     June 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm

     you a day late and a dolla short for political trolling doc
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   (UID# ) 3  1
   June 15, 2013 at 12:36 am

   Turns out it was the smokes that killed him…..

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x box

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by chrisgainesuk | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   wistfuld (UID# 5057) 2  2
   June 14, 2013 at 12:58 pm

   Okay, I’m not a console gamer, just an internet meme afficianado. Can anyone explain to me exactly what all the butt hurt on the internet is about regarding the new X-box?
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     (UID# ) 3  1
     June 14, 2013 at 1:14 pm

     Requires to be always connected to internet. Kinect always on. No used games, rentals or loans. Everything has DRM.

     So it’s just like Steam, but on consoles.
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       jediakyrol (UID# 105321) 3  1
       June 14, 2013 at 2:17 pm

       

       although steam only has to be connected to download updates or install a game. Also it doesn’t have a camera that is always watching. (though your computer might…and if you have been hacked, it’s probably recording everything you do just like the XB-One will.)
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         http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 2  1
         June 14, 2013 at 3:42 pm

         I heard that the camera will count the number of people in the room when you are watching a movie then stop playing if there is too many and ask for additional payments. Also if you are eating popcorn (which you bought) it will charge you again, simply for the privilege of eating while it entertains you, that and the fact that Microsoft are dicks.
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           jediakyrol (UID# 105321) 4  1
           June 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm

           

           also it sneaks into your bedroom at night and takes nude photos of you.
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         (UID# ) 2  1
         June 14, 2013 at 5:22 pm

         “… just like the XB-One will.”

         :AHEM:

         It’s “Xbone” or “Xboner”; it’s in the memo that you obviously didn’t take the time to read.
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   http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 1  1
   June 14, 2013 at 6:09 pm

   “also it sneaks into your bedroom at night and takes nude photos of you.”

   Oh so that’s why it’s called the X-BONER!
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   http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 1  1
   June 14, 2013 at 6:11 pm

   Xbox chief : “fortunately, we have a product for people who aren’t able to get some form of connectivity, it’s called Xbox 360.”

   www.engadget.com/2013/06/12/don-mattrick-xbox-360-offline/
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     silverwolf (UID# 6586) 2  1
     June 14, 2013 at 11:27 pm

     Mattrick is a goddamn weasel, and a smug one at that.

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Tiny Hole

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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What Have You Got?

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by Silverwolf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 1  1
   June 15, 2013 at 3:01 am

   

   the level of desperation this piece of shit post goes to to be clever is revolting.

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Jennifer

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by dr.house | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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the younger game

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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 1  1
   June 14, 2013 at 12:03 pm

   

   she’s still real to me god dammit

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Breaking Bad

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by rdeckard | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   stinamew (UID# 4356) 1  2
   June 14, 2013 at 9:10 pm

   Cool poster. However, the date is wrong. BB premiers August 11th.

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Cambridge University law exam

Posted in Images on June 14th, 2013 by absent | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-22753017

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   rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 0  1
   June 8, 2013 at 4:38 am

   

   Uh huh?
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   (UID# ) 3  2
   June 14, 2013 at 6:39 pm

   That’s a f’d up test but I’ll play along.

   Rape (by deception) of Billy, possibly rape of Gilbert, Gross Sexual Imposition of Richard, hazing of all 3, murder of Richard (causing the death of an individual while in the commission of another felony), conspiracy.
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     absent (UID# 7511) 1  0
     June 15, 2013 at 9:30 pm

     By UK law, rape specifically requires penetration with a penis.

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