natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:59 pm (UID#1905)
goddam that’s ugly
Kero on November 6, 2009 @ 5:04 pm (UID#64)
I hope instead of going “VRROOOMMMM!!!!” When you floor it, it goes “WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA” and then you shut it off it goes “Bewewewew… WAK WAK”.
dieAntagonista on November 5, 2009 @ 7:30 pm (UID#2287)
I present to you the future. And no that’s not light at the end of the tunnel there, it’s actually an enlarged fraction of a white coat worn by Bill Cosby which he got for Christmas.
monkeybird02 on November 6, 2009 @ 3:12 pm (UID#4458)
Repost.
Sarcastastic on November 6, 2009 @ 3:14 pm (UID#2065)
This should be the header of the site.
etiii on November 7, 2009 @ 1:06 am (UID#3367)
I don’t remember this. Dear, get me another beer.
natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:57 pm (UID#1905)
i believe this girl is on her way to be gassed for being a jew
Wynn Jones on November 6, 2009 @ 2:36 pm (UID#1003)
Actually sir, I believe that she slept with the Nazis while living under their occupation. After being liberated, the townsfolk would shave the heads of the women who slept with the enemy, and drove them out of town.
mikoyangurevich15 on November 6, 2009 @ 2:44 pm (UID#4228)
Wynn,you are correct.I saw this photo in a Time-Life series when I was a kid.Considering what they did to the men that collaborated these women got off easy.
DMYTRIW WDS on November 6, 2009 @ 3:07 pm (UID#16438)
I don’t think the Germans wore faggy berets.
fracked again on November 6, 2009 @ 3:31 pm (UID#6878)
Dmytriw, The germans weren’t the ones shaving the heads of their collaborator girlfriends and running them out of town.
Robert Spam on November 6, 2009 @ 3:45 pm (UID#9960)
The women were having their heads shaved by the French after their liberation for being girlfriends of the Nazi occupiers. Some of them may have actually loved the German boyfriends but the women were seen as collaborators and as being essentially whores because they received better treatment in terms of food, chocolate, etc.
hairyknukles on November 6, 2009 @ 3:51 pm (UID#3259)
Take a look at the guy in the back, doesn’t he look like he’s pulling out a gun from his waist?
Theo11 on November 6, 2009 @ 5:32 pm (UID#3291)
GRAMMAR NAZI SAYS MIND YOUR VERB TENSE WYNN JONESENSHWIEN!
KommissarKvC on November 6, 2009 @ 10:02 pm (UID#3647)
fucking allies
shitting on everyone and their best friends for decades
NoOneInParticular on November 6, 2009 @ 6:42 pm (UID#3134)
Great wallpaper for a widescreen monitor.
thelotuseater725 on November 6, 2009 @ 7:13 pm (UID#1616)
that rocket looks like an asshole.
storminator on November 6, 2009 @ 7:41 pm (UID#2681)
Saturn V launch photo = immediate wallpaper change. thanks.
dieAntagonista on November 5, 2009 @ 7:34 pm (UID#2287)
That’s why parents around here send their kids to the cellar when they’re angry with them. Yes I live in Austria, thank you.
natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:57 pm (UID#1905)
*hides in maya’s cellar and hopes she gets in trouble*
vincent.ex2 on November 6, 2009 @ 12:08 pm (UID#4673)
They locked me up in the bathroom while the old washing machine was still working. I still remember banging manically on the door while the machine came closer and closer making that horrible noise…
reboot on November 6, 2009 @ 12:20 pm (UID#436)
My dad never punished us as kids, that’s why I grew up to be such a jerk.
Sarcastastic on November 6, 2009 @ 12:53 pm (UID#2065)
It would be a tragic waste to not make the obvious Josef Fritzl joke in regards to your comment dieAntagonista.
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 1:33 pm (UID#2287)
My comment was based on what Josef Fritzl and the not so well known Wolfgang Priklopil have done. The joke already happened, try to keep up Sarcastastic.
We don’t actually call it “cellar” in Austria, we say love cave.
Sarcastastic on November 6, 2009 @ 2:45 pm (UID#2065)
I was unsure if it was explicit in your comment, or simply an invtation to the obvious.
Lamb on November 6, 2009 @ 2:45 pm (UID#3529)
What’s a cellar?
[googling]
What? You guys have more the one level to your huts?
Dreth on November 6, 2009 @ 2:50 pm (UID#983)
Oh oh! A girl online!
-stalks and makes comments about her comments and always end up soliciting physical affection or wanting to elope-
And the reason this works today is because there’s more than one TV in each household for the most part, a few decades back there was one in the living room and that’s it. The most interesting part of the day was sitting through boring news with your parents because they obviously didn’t want to watch The Centurions or The Real Ghostbusters. Eventually you’d have too much fun and go outside to play.
Now we have more electrical appliances in each bedroom than underpants and the only way to punish a child would be to send him to the living room, where TVs are no longer welcomed because the futon might hit it in bed-mode.
TGGeko on November 6, 2009 @ 2:52 pm (UID#2562)
That’s why I’ll have the circuit breaker to their rooms labeled.
DMYTRIW WDS on November 6, 2009 @ 3:10 pm (UID#16438)
That’s why I throw them in the garage with the car running.
Nothing knocks a kid down a few pegs more than some good ole carbon monoxide.
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 3:24 pm (UID#2287)
Lamb, the average Austrian’s cellar has more bathrooms than a typical Romanian one-family house so your joke just walked out of the room without even waving. In fact my grandparents in Romania still don’t have a proper bathroom at all.
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 3:35 pm (UID#2287)
Wait, physical affection? I thought you liked me because I’m so clever and funny. You actually end up ridiculing me for the most part so maybe you should reread the instructions. Read the instructions and instructively you will be instructed with the right instructions.
nobody knows on November 6, 2009 @ 3:53 pm (UID#5034)
@DieA., what a funny and clever women in this day and age?
The only thing you are usefull is to clean, cook(which reminds me,
GET THE FUCK TO THE KITCHEN.), sucking my cook, washing
my dirty underware……
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 4:00 pm (UID#2287)
You have your own cook and you want me to suck him for you? What, like the whole body.
Lamb on November 6, 2009 @ 4:08 pm (UID#3529)
That had nothing to do with my joke. You failed at insulting my joke making. Go back to you multi-level home!
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 4:30 pm (UID#2287)
Your mom is a multi level home.
Lamb on November 6, 2009 @ 4:38 pm (UID#3529)
How dare you call my mother a cow?
Dreth on November 6, 2009 @ 5:25 pm (UID#983)
@dieAntagonista
I was actually NOT talking about me.
dieAntagonista on November 6, 2009 @ 5:34 pm (UID#2287)
Hehe oops.
Lamb on November 6, 2009 @ 5:54 pm (UID#3529)
Me then?
I should finish if so: hold my hand and let’s run away!
NoOneInParticular on November 6, 2009 @ 6:46 pm (UID#3134)
Kids today having a lot of stuff is only a problem if the parent can’t think outside the box – how much fun is the kid going to have when you kill the circuit breaker to his room?
casemods on November 6, 2009 @ 8:08 pm (UID#667)
I didn’t have anything in my room as a kid.
I didn’t even have a TV until I was at least 18 or something
nyokki on November 7, 2009 @ 2:28 am (UID#3444)
My parents never really punished. They did have a way of letting u know how “disappointed” they were though. I’d shrink from that “look”. I’m not sure I could even describe it.
natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:56 pm (UID#1905)
oooh
i thought it said googly dog
which would be totally different from goggly dog
Gouki4u on November 6, 2009 @ 2:16 pm (UID#4388)
Seconds after the picture was taken the dog looked at his owner and said, “Let’s ride.”
Sarcastastic on November 6, 2009 @ 4:07 pm (UID#2065)
That or something about his goggles lacking any sort of effect.
nyokki on November 7, 2009 @ 2:49 am (UID#3444)
^^That sentence conveyed no information to me.
Dreth on November 6, 2009 @ 2:51 pm (UID#983)
FUCK Halo.
Srsly.
TokenWGuy on November 6, 2009 @ 6:26 pm (UID#2072)
Make iron sights and I’ll come back.
DMYTRIW WDS on November 6, 2009 @ 6:50 pm (UID#16438)
I loved the trilogy, and playing online because not everyone can be a sniping whore. Haven’t picked up ODST yet. I’m just waiting until the 10th so I can have my life consumed by MW2.
natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:55 pm (UID#1905)
coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean?
how does this help one to not beat off?
Sticky on November 6, 2009 @ 10:18 am (UID#463)
Might have some Icy-Hot stuff in it, so you’d start fapping and then be like “OH HOLY CHRIST MY DICK”
Lamb on November 6, 2009 @ 10:28 am (UID#3529)
What if one likes icy/hot things on his member?
Ben1605 on November 6, 2009 @ 10:32 am (UID#581)
Doesn’t sound like “instant relief” to me.
Ben1605 on November 6, 2009 @ 10:33 am (UID#581)
That comment was supposed to be a reply to Sticky’s comment.
nyokki on November 6, 2009 @ 11:36 am (UID#3444)
Instant relief of what exactly?
deuce on November 6, 2009 @ 11:49 am (UID#933)
Maybe when you apply it, you get “instant relief” in that you have an orgasm without actually having to masturbate?
natedog on November 5, 2009 @ 8:54 pm (UID#1905)
hurr
PROTIP: if you ever encounter this in real life, you’re supposed to stop and talk to her
Error401 on November 6, 2009 @ 8:19 am (UID#808)
adendum: But only if your wife/girlfriend isn’t taking the picture.
micah538 on November 6, 2009 @ 8:34 am (UID#10291)
Oh, in that case you shouldnt even smile.
Belbo on November 6, 2009 @ 8:57 am (UID#3882)
become an avid amateur birdwatcher real quick.
fracked again on November 6, 2009 @ 12:02 pm (UID#6878)
My wife would be concerned if I wasn’t smiling.
Vent on November 6, 2009 @ 2:59 pm (UID#1995)
I love that guy’s smile. Classic.
Harry now spends 40 hrs a week on the bike trial.
Gilly on November 6, 2009 @ 3:19 pm (UID#734)
I love the composition of this picture. Makes we want to go out and take a walk.
dr0 on November 6, 2009 @ 3:56 pm (UID#9967)
IT’S A TRAP.
Messatsunokami on November 6, 2009 @ 7:29 pm (UID#11637)
A clear example of how the key to world peace is topless women, well topless hot women


tiki god on November 6, 2009 @ 11:20 pm (UID#1)
nananananananananana batman
batman
batmaaaaan.
Avias on November 7, 2009 @ 1:07 am (UID#2053)
but why so serious?.. srsly.. srsly…