Slot – Nookie

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  • Female hormones in beer

    Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
    1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
    1.) Gained weight
    2.) Talked excessively without making sense
    3.) Became overly emotional
    4.) Couldn\’t drive
    5.) Failed to think rationally
    6.) Argued over nothing
    7.) Had to sit down while urinating
    8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

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    Ultimate Showdown

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    Metric Condom

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    Now she can know without a doubt how long you are. In centimeters.

    Fun with Jello

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    Cheese Doodle Art Exhibit

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    Members of the band Five Iron Frenzy covered in MaryJo Brand All-Natural Cheese Doodles as part of a living-art exhibit by Lucy Do in Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Their album title “Cheeses…” was to be named “Cheeses of Nazareth” due to this event, but they decided against it.

    Escher in LEGO

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    Joint projects of Andrew Lipson and Daniel Shiu: Escher\’s “Waterfall,” “Ascending and Descending,” “Balcony,” “Belvedere,” and “Relativity” redone in LEGO. Pictures of the process, multiple angles, and several other projects can be found at www.andrewlipson.com.

    Mosh Til Death!

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    Warning: Not for Morons

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    Doesn’t ‘end of second quarter’ mean ‘halftime’? Not Sunglasses? WTF??

    Bisexuality

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    It means never being disappointed when you reach down someone`s pants.

    World Submarine Championships

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    Bulimic Buddah

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    FAP in Back of Ross

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    I saw this today when I was at Ross doing my part to stimulate the economy. Har-de-har-har.

    Penis Power & Super Vagina!

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    My friend Shenelle had this posted on her Facebook pics…

    Sexy-ish Wallpaper

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    For the man that doesnt want NSFW posted for everyone to see. Or the really awesome lady.

    Smiley at Wal-Mart

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    Look close it\’s there. This is exactly why you should always twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house.

    Hamburger Bed

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    Nom Nom Nom


  • Hilary Duff

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    Hilary Duff

    I Don’t Think So!

    Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.

    Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.

    “Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” Kate said.

    Paul yells back, “Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so.”

    A little while later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out.”

    “Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so, ” Paul says.

    A few minutes later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it.”

    Paul quickly replies, “Who do I look like a carpenter, I don’t think so.”

    Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.

    He decides to go to a bar down the road.

    After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.

    He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.

    He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.

    He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.

    Paul sees his wife and says, “Babe, how did you fix all this.”

    She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.

    A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.

    He fixed everything.

    I asked him what I could do for payment.

    He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”

    Paul says, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”

    Kate looks at him and replies, “Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don’t think so!”

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    Alternative Currency

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    sauce: xkcd.com/

    Albert Einstein Action Figure!

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    The End

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    Come March 31st. You nerds better head to our stores for some great deals while you can.

    Leonides Ross

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    NYC Geece

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    one love….or..something…

    The Long Way Out

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    The Long Way Out is a short film about Jason (Nick Frangione), an ex-child star and now a struggling actor, who decides that he\’s going to do a documentary, ala Morgan Spurlock, and film himself on a 30-day journey with heroin.

    Tiki God Necklace

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    Vista 2.0

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    So I decided to test out Windows & and I decided to hit the “what to know before installing windows” button and this is what it gave me. This pic isn\’t doctored in any way, go ahead install 7 and see for yourself.

    Funny Beach Sign

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    Hanakapiai Beach, Kauai

    What Happen to a Box of Chocolates?

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    They offer Valentines Day Specials!

    Gunbug Motorcycle

    Gunbug Motorcycle

    Craw Fish

    Craw Fish

    Kiss Your Favorite Beatle

    Kiss Your Favorite Beatle

    The Cleveland Show

    The Cleveland Show

    moar

    moar

    Nude Drawing

    Nude Drawing

    Keggy the Keg

    Keggy the Keg

    Itty Bitty Titty Cream

    Blond Farmer

    A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course, the farmer is blond.

    He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing and looking at nothing.

    The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks, ‘Ah, excuse me, mister, but what are you doing?”

    The farmer replies, ‘I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

    ‘How? asks the man, puzzled.

    ‘Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!”

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    Commander in Chief Wallpaper

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    Sexy Man.