Spiders join forces

This was taken at a State Park on Lake Tawakoni in Northeast Texas.Samples contained 250 specimens in 12 families. The samples contained at least 16 identified genera.

The spiders sampled included 151 Tetragnathidae, 46 Salticidae, and 19 Araneidae. These three families represented 60.0 %, 18.4 %, and 7.6 % of the spiders in the samples respectively. These three spider families accounted for 86 % of the spiders collected.Samples contained 250 specimens in 12 families. Sheets of web have encased several mature oak trees and are thick enough in places to block out the sun along a nature trail at Lake Tawakoni State Park, near this town about 50 miles east of Dallas.

The gossamer strands, slowly overtaking a lakefront peninsula, emit a fetid odor, perhaps from the dead insects entwined in the silk. The web whines with the sound of countless mosquitoes and flies trapped in its folds.

3D-Tattoos

Son, I found this under your bed.

Son, I found this under your bed. It seems to be a videotape of you and your girlfriend having sex…

AmazingSuperPowers.com

Parenting

Who says it has to be difficult?

potty of 2

hmm i dont know if i could eat there

www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1882569,00.html?cnn=yes

Digg / Reddit / Etc

man, you know what I haven’t seen in forever?

MCS on the front page of Digg or Reddit or whatever.  Seriously, go vote that shit up kids!

Also, did you know?  I got a new website!  First one to name it gets to add posts to it.

[edit: Mr. Bungle wins.  Pls visit and submit your movie tie-ins to the appropriate site.]

Eat Fruit

Be Healthy.

Belgian Blue Bull

That\’s a bull.

It\’s all natural.

Gene doping is the way of the future and that bull is the key.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue

canoe ride

“I nanea no ka holo o ka wa’a i ke akamai o ke ku hoe.”

One can enjoy a canoe ride when the paddler is skilled.

–Old Hawai’ian saying

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Creepy Tree

Found this on i am bored. It creeps me out too.

Vogel Gryff festival

This is from Vogel Gryff my second favorite celebration of the year. In the pictures Wilder Mann, Leu, and Vogel Gryff meeting on Mittlere Brücke in Basel, Switzerland.

Daytona Bike Week

I\’ve been enjoying your posts for a while, so I figured I\’d contribute some of my own…

Monica w/Sauce

The Holocaust

No matter what others would like you believe, It did happen.

The claw has chosen…

…for you to stop for him, apparently.

Collect Dog Heads

The only one I want is Rocky the Cocker.
Just so I can say it.

Bailout Mascot!

So freaking true..

The Human Tornado

Arrested Development / Watchmen – Blue Man

what are they advertising?

Found this walking thru the Fair Oaks Mall in Fairfax Virginia. Just what are they trying to advertise?

Carol’s sad story

just brings a tear to my eyes..

Dolemite

Dolemite – the tough black mineral that won\’t cop out when there\’s heat all about!

Gay People, Your Business

– We don\’t have lesbians working here you know?
– Oh, my girlfriend will be delighted to hear that.

Kurrgo, Master of Planet X

From Fantastic Four #7 (1962). I\’ve been reading the original Stan Lee/Jack Kirby FF run off and on for the last couple of years, and this guy struck me as the funniest looking thing that the King ever drew, as well as being one of the most hilariously arrogant villains I\’ve ever come across.

Pink dolphin

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html

Head code

Dental Heads

Put motors to set them chattering & stick \’em on top of RC toy ATV\’s.
Hours of fun for the whole family.

No Idea…

…what this is. Found it on a picture-file sweep (filename was a bunch of numbers.) A co-worker suggested it might be some kind of degausser, but image searches turn up nothing resembling it.

In Your Face?

Millennium Lee

TR2N

Science Unlocks The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint

After three years of research, including examining 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button, Georg Steinhauser has discovered a type of body hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel. Dr Steinhauser\’s observations showed that “small pieces of fluff first form in the hair and then end up in the navel at the end of the day.” Chemical analysis revealed the pieces of fluff were not just made up of cotton from clothing. Wrapped up in the lint were also flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat and dust. Unfortunately, further study has failed to yield a hair or fiber that would give Dr. Steinhauser the last three years of his life back.

Think Twice

‘I’ll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife alone at night. one man said to the other. ‘I’ll say. replied thesecond, ‘First, I have to think up a reason for going out. Second, I have to think up why she can’t go with me.
– Mon Mar 9 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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Cyberlox: Sexy or Scary?

… why does every girl on deviantart have the same three poses?

Bat and Tyranosaurus Rex

Two great exhibits at the Natural History Museum

Sandrine

chair

ellen von unwerth

the dealer

trashy

Golshifteh Farahani

Just saw the movie Body of Lies and I fell in LOVE!

Samantha Morton

An atypical \’look\’ for one of my favorite actresses.

Wendy O Williams

real american hero

Anna Lucylle

www.flickr.com/photos/annalucylle/

Jennifer Connelly

Battle of the Signs

Backseat Driver Cat

is a jerk, apparently.

Sneaky Anti-Smoker

Crappy Balloon Art

Birds Stealing Ice Cream