Raptors
I love these beautiful fighter jets so much! So hot, in that sexy killer war-machine kind of way.
ok so what had happened is that I signe din on the wrong client, and then I wasn’t using the right noe, so if you go tht echart room you’ll fin dme there talking to myself
Also: why did you forget to IM me? I loved you 🙁
Jesus and Satan On The Computer
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.’
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I don’t have any?’
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES….
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Voltron Royal Crest Wallpaper
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Voltron was my favorite childhood cartoon, so i made this as a tribute to the series.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Tags:Dark Humor, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Pride + Prejudice + Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, WTF, Zombies
Satellite Radar image of L\’Aquila Earthquake
For description:
www.esa.int/esaCP/SEM4PJ9NJTF_index_1.html#subhead1
Grenade Boy – The Rest of the Story
I was looking through some archives and found the “Grenade Boy” series from a post a while back. Here are the contact sheets from that shoot, it really shows you how one picture taken out of context can change the whole ideal.
Amber Room
Quite a history to this. The original was a gift from the Prussian king to Peter the Great in the early 18th century; survived all kinds of upheavals until the Nazis invaded, removed & packed up the wall panels & sent them back to Germany, where they were reportedly destroyed in the bombing of Königsberg…BUT there are so many conflicting reports about this and clues as to its “true” whereabouts (and there are just way too many links to begin to list here) that a cottage industry of Amber Room hunters has sprouted up over the last several decades. One thing of note: the piece of art you see in the second pic is from the original room. It was recovered from the family of a former Nazi and this, more than anything, fuels speculation that the original panels are still out there, waiting to be found.
At some point the Russians gave up trying to find it and began a restoration project in the 80s that more or less succeeded in recreating the room by 2003.
I always thought it would make a great Indiana Jones movie, “The Curse of the Amber Room”, where if you found it, recreated it & stood in a certain spot you could…I dunno…read minds or see the future or something…AT THE COST OF YOUR SOOOOOUUUUULLLL…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Room
Theme day is coming
May 1st Theme Day :
The Color Red
The Color Blue
Please tag your posts with the colors that you choose. Untagged posts will be terminated like a bitch.
In other news : I’ve relaunched a website : www.comiccovers.com is now ready to receive your blessings.
update; for the love of cthulhu, do not upload a set of 5 totally unrelated images and title it “red things” or “blue things”. I just deleted like 10 sets of images like that. that’s stupid. why would you do that. Are you stupid.
YES YOU ARE. DON’T BE STUPID.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: DO NOT LABEL YOUR POST “THEME DAY POST” DO NOT TAG IT THEME DAY.
THAT IS STUPID. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Also: I just deleted another 5 or 6 collections “random blue/red crap” posts and some posts that weren’t tagged correctly. ZOMG PEOPLE.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE: He’s fucking looking left you bitches, LOOKING LEFT. Also, just deleted about 50 submissions that were not tagged correctly. FIFTY OF THEM BITCHES. 5-0. lern to tag pls.
UpDated UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE:
I’m sure you noticed that I fixed the ‘error 500’ problem! I somehow set the server on fire and it died :( I think I have it back under control now.
Open Source Resistance 3
Tags:Advertisements, Humor, Military, Politics
Loved the conversation in the last one.
Here we go again!
source: www.opensourceresistance.net
Majestic Centurion Justice Alliance
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
Into centaur\’s? Wanna be one?
Invaders
Tags:Cthulhu, Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
lol, game over
Just a Tree…
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Nature, Visual Tricks
Or is it?
to improve his stamina
A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, ‘How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?â€Mrs. Stone answered, ‘Well, he’s a little behind with the pills, but he’s about six months ahead with the whiskey.â€
– Sun April 19 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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Time Machine Cheat Sheet
Tags:Humor, Science!, Technology, WTF
Where No Man Has Eaten Breakfast Before
Saw this at the grocery store tonight – didn\’t buy it, but geeked out long enough to take a snapshot.
