Cure For Balding
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he’d come across was, er, female juices. ‘But you’re balder than I am, protested the customer. ‘True, admitted the barber, ‘but you’ve gotta admit I’ve got one hell of a moustache! –Mon Jan 5 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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There’s No Such Thing As An Old Junkie – Weed
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Posters
Duke, Ripcord, The Baroness, Scarlett and Snake Eyes!
Remind me of the Matrix posters. Anyhow Scarlett looks sexy and Snake Eyes looks badass. Still up in the air about this movie however. First real trailer comes out during Superbowl Sunday.
how I met your mother cast
Olsen Twins – Kids Choice Awards (Goo) 01
Daughter’s Purse
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter’s purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter’s purse and finds cigarettes. She says, “Oh my god, I’m so ashamed! My Daughter smokes.”
So, the redhead goes through her daughter’s purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter drinks.”
So, finally, it’s the blonde’s turn and she finds a used condom. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter has a penis.”
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Pineapple Express – Police Riders
centaur
SNL – weekend update
Jessica Alba as a Sexy stripper in Sin City
Portal – Love Vs Lies
Heavenly Fucker
Joe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him behind a cloud, fucking another woman! ‘Joe! Darling! she cried. ‘What are you doing? ‘Hang on, Myrtle, replied Joe. ‘Don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!â€
– Fri Jan 23 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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