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    Avri lLavigne Has A Red X

    Construction Girl

    Once there was 5 year old girl who lived with her family next to an empty lot. One day, a construction crew moved onto the empty lot and started building a new house. The little girl was fascinated by the commotion, and watched the work closely. Soon, she was wandering over to observe and talk with the construction workers.
    The construction workers, who were “gems in the rough” kind of guys, took a shine to the charming and cute little girl and adopted her as a mascot. They got her tiny workboots and hardhat, and found small jobs for her to do so that she could be one of the crew. She even ate her lunch with them and had her snacks while they had their coffee breaks.
    Her best moment was when they gave the little girl her very own paycheque. They told her that since she had worked with them, she deserved her own paycheque. She was thrilled that she had earned twenty dollars of her very own.
    Her proud mother took the girl down to the bank so that she could open her own bank account using her twenty dollars.
    “Your very own paycheque!” the teller said to the little girl, “How wonderful! How did you get this?”
    The little girl breathlessly told the teller how she had earned it helping to build the house next door. The teller was charmed by the delightful girl’s tale.
    “How charming!” the teller exclaimed, “and will you be helping to build the house next week too?”
    “I will if those shitheads at Home Depot get off their asses and finally deliver the fucking drywall!”

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  • Beautiful Side of the Weapons of Mass Destruction

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    Inertial Guidance Module, Peacekeeper (MX) ICBM 1986.jpg (148 KB)

    Little Boy - Hiroshima Atomic Bomb, 1945.jpg (127 KB)

    M65 280mm Atomic Cannon, 1951.jpg (109 KB)

    The Gadget - Trinity Atomic Bomb, 1945.jpg (183 KB)

    1. B-1B Strategic Bomber, 1986
    2. Inertial Guidance Module, Peacekeeper (MX) ICBM, 1986
    3. Little Boy – Hiroshima Atomic Bomb, 1945
    4. M65 280mm Atomic Cannon, 1951
    5. The Gadget – Trinity Atomic Bomb, 1945

    View the entire collection here: www.photographyserved.com/Gallery/Weapons-of-Mass-Destruction/56260

    The forest for the trees

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    frozen light in a snow weekend, MANZANEDA ?

    Dead snow capture

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    Three of the finer things from Norway; Jenny Skavlan, Arctic beer and Bjoern Sundquist!

    Futurama B.P.R.D.

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    4 Batmans

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    Busy In Heaven

    Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”

    The first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”

    “That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the man in.

    The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

    “It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here.”

    Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

    The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

    “Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a refrigerator…”

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    Too Much Bacon

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    Fresh bacon at the Winderness Lodge buffet in the Wisconsin Dells.

    Tragic 8 Ball

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    surprisingly not a shoop

    I Can Has Mech?

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    President Barack Obama

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    Epic Win.

    Gone but not forgotten…

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    Ong Bak 2

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    paint job of doom

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    Cunt Puncher

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    MCS\’s first group Tat!

    Batman is dead

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    Final Crisis #6

    LSD-Doors

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    American Gothic

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    Red Hot Peppers

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    My corgi pup

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    He’s actually closer to 6 months old now, but was much cuter as a puppy.