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    Hey MCS

    Can I ask you a favor?

    updated to add: over 70 comments and not a single person does what I asked of you?

    I guess you all hate me, /sob.

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    Odd Menu

    A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere , parks his bike and walks inside.

    As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar :

    COLD BEER : $2.00

    HAMBURGER : $2.25

    CHEESEBURGER : $2.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

    HAND JOB : $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
    serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..

    She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

    ‘Yes?’ she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ‘may I help you?’

    The ole biker leans over the bar, ‘I was wondering young lady, he whispers, ‘are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

    She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs ‘Why yes, Yes, I sure am”.

    The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, ‘Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.”
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