Herborist of the Paradis

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  • Manly Men Brigade

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    Testosterone Still Exists
    Fight the Bishounen

    Building near Monmartre

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    Picture from an old building near la Butte-Montmarte

    Arianny Celeste

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    Shooting from LEFT

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    Left Vs. Right

    RIP John Hughes

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    John Hughes, Jr. (born February 18, 1950, died August 6, 2009) was an American film director, producer and writer, responsible for some of the most successful comedy films of the 1980s and 1990s, including National Lampoon’s Vacation, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Home Alone and its sequel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

    UGLY & FATS

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    Hipsters love us, until they see us.

    F15 Eagle

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    firing a sparrow missile

    Dr. Horrible and Friends

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    Concept sketches for an upcoming Dr. Horrible comic, by the increasingly sexy Joëlle Jones.
    (you may remember her from my previous Audrey Katana post)

    Why Be Honest?

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    When piracy can get you a discount, what do you have to gain from being honest?!?

    Job Requirements

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    If she can press them against the wall before her nose touches it, she passes.

    Royal Crown Cola

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    You\’ll flip at the zzzip in RC Cola!

    Belaya Ushanka

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    Fingering Causes Pregnancies

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    Yes! Because my fingers are penises, you see.

    Cheap Airline Flight

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    Dumb Car Monster Truck

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    Truly Epic Boobs Motivational Poster

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    When presented with a pair like these, even an Atheist will say… “Thank you, God!.”

    Don\’t Do Drugs and Don\’t Shoplift

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    Significant size changes may occur

    Kyra Gracie Motivational Posters

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    I\’m motivated. If anyone can find these images in higher resolution and size. I\’d be much obliged.


  • Pepsi & Coke – Logos Over Time

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    Ways to Be Cool

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    I don’t think this list is gonna help him much.

    Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

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    Elixer of Capsaicin Extremus.

    From joits\’ Flickr album.

    Tipsy Toe Head Beer

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    From Mickduff\’s Brewing Company, Sandpoint, Idaho.

    Here\’s to a long life and a merry one
    A quick death and an easy one
    A pretty girl and an honest one
    A cold beer and another one

    I can haz souls now?

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    Tac-Bac

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    The ultimate tactical accessory, the new Tactical Bacon from CMMG ® is simply amazing. Kept in an aluminum can for a shelf life of 10+ years, the CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is more affordable than other pre-cooked bacon producers, who offer no tactical packaging for their product. Including 9 ounces of pre-cooked bacon goodness, comparable to 3 pounds of raw bacon, the CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is perfect for camping trips, survival situations, a snack at the range, zombie attacks, and many other apocalyptic scenarios. Able to be eaten cold, or heated up, CMMG ® Tactical Bacon is sure to please bacon lovers of all ages.

    dEFCON 17 Badge

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    Just got back from dEFCON 17 in Vegas – here\’s a pic of this years badge

    lolowlz

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    Couldn\’t help it when I saw this post:

    Owl!!

    Tiger Butter

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    Obama, palindrome

    Badass Mantis – It\’s on now!

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    We don\’t have nearly enough mantis on this site. Crisis averted.
    P.S. I\’ve been here over a year, it feels weird actually submitting an image for once.

    Spray Paint can vs .22

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    Canollis

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    “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

    Sense And Sensibility And Sea Monsters

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    How is Pride And Prejudice And Zombies? Anyone read it yet?

    Thistle and Ladybug

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    Krylon can shot near a lit match

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    china jinlong tattoo supply

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    Guixi Jinlong Tattoo Equipment Manufactory, which is one of the largest tattoo equipment manufacturing companies in China. Since it was founded in 1993, our company has been pursuing the aim of “Quality the first, Credibility the highest” in service. With our rich experience in manufacturing tattoo equipment, we have developed our own brand and gotten remarkable market share. We have successfully produced advanced tattoo equipment for both international and domestic clients. Meanwhile, we have developed popular and customizing equipment, parts and other consumptive products. We have also employed professional staff and introduced foreign advanced technology. Now we have successfully exploited practical, economical and reliable tattoo equipment series and have also become a well-regarded and competitive manufacturer and supplier of tattoo equipment series. Our products are well sold to America, Japan, Russia, U.K., Nigeria and South-eastern Asia, etc.
    Our company specializes in producing and selling high-quality and reasonable-priced tattoo machines, tattoo needles, tattoo pigments/inks, eyelets/tips, handles/grips, power supply, makeup machines, body piercing tools, body piercing jewelry, etc. We also can offer OEM service for you and customize products according to your requirement.
    If you want to learn more about our company and our products, please contact us, it is our honor. And you are welcome to make the orders. We are looking forward to establishing long-term business relationships with you on the basis of equality and mutual benefit!

    You Are Really Pissing Jesus Off!

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    I hope so.

    Sesame Street Martian Costumes

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    Yupyupyupyupyupyupyup

    Alton Brown Motivator

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    Probably my favorite show on television.

    Poo Supples

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    Local Pool Supply Store

    What is this?

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    Jet Grind

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    I yam what I yam (Not fat)

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    Madonna, wtf, not sexy, sad 🙁

    Hollywood women gone to hell

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    1. Renee Zellweger
    2. Nicole Richie
    3. Madonna
    4. Amy Winehouse
    5. Lindsay Lohan
    6. Jennifer Connelly
    7. Christina Ricci
    8. Courtney Love
    9. Teri Hatcher
    10. Sophie Dahl

    HOLY SHIT, IT\’S A LION!

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    And there\’s a car? What should you do?!