blonde alligator shoe shopper
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the ‘no haggle attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, ‘Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!
The shopkeeper said, ‘By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, ‘Dang it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!
bunny photographer
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
call of duty wallpaper
Tags:Gaming, Military, Wallpaper
Please don’t forget 9-11
Myconfinedspace has a collection of 9-11 related images in the archive.
please feel free to send any of them to your friends.
Inked gas mask girl
Tags:Gas Masks, Sexy, Wallpaper
no dog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor
David Prowse is Darth Vader
Tags:Awesome Things, Star Wars
Pierced Conservative
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker is very conservative, so naturally he’s curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man then walks up to his co-worker and says, ‘I didn’t know you were into earrings. ‘Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring, he replies sheepishly. ‘Well, I’m curious, pressed the man. ‘How long have you been wearing an earring? ‘Ever since my wife found it in our bed.
boat cleaner
Tags:Dark Humor, Weapons, WTF
angry cute dog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
Dragon Con
Okay, so I didn\’t get nearly as many pictures as I should have, but these are the best of what I got. The top two are people practicing for the World Record attempt for the most people doing the Thriller Dance at once. They were practicing in front of our table. The last one is a splicer from BioShock.
elisha dusku vs happy dog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Sexy
Joe Wilson – Republican – South Carolina – Professional Jackass
www.tikiwebgroup.com/?p=5206 for more information on why he’s a jackass
