Are there too many foreigners in this country

so I hear you’re fond of literature

A story with a moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories… There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.

‘Ernie, do you have a story to share?’

‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.’

‘Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

‘Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.’

via A story with a moral « Bits & Pieces.

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snow castle

smart cat

seat belted kegs

no smoking, no photography

Kyrgyzstan Unrest

katy perry in red

it’s okay to play with yourself

itty bitty titty cream

snow tracked golf cart

photographer truck

people who care that your feelings are hurt

meanwhile, in finland

Lost – Stop Masturbating

hulk couple

homeboy jewelers

curb your god

concret tribute

study computer

alicia sacramone

spider tattoo

a real cat scan

Ronald Reagan

Me in Diffrent Costumes

first two are cinco de mayo
Me as Ash (Evil dead 2) and my friend as a Ghostbuster
next 3 are me as Green Man, but the last one is me on St. Patty’s Day, my bar is an Eagles Bar that why i have the green man suit, plus its awesome!
last – Me (spider-man) and my lil Bro (Venom) dress up for my nephew’s b-day.

Jessica Simpson

Without a touch of makeup on.

New Harry Potter

But a Snapping Wand

puppy snail

adorable baby animals having identity crisis make me squee

Muddy Waters quote

Me in ze flesh

mmhmm…

Punch Out

How does this carhart short sleeve shirt look/fit?

It was $10.

Recently, I have been only buying long sleeve button down shirts (with shirt tails that require you to tuck them in)

But now I realize that short sleeve shirts are better for every day.

Not the best seats…

Butt some good seats, no less…

Abused Barbie

I’m A Barbie Girl
In A Barbie World

World mourns

My condonlences are with the people of the Czech Republic

Jennifer Aniston – ‘O’ Face

Or penis goes where?

Night-Time Woods

Some old pictures I took while burning some stuff out in the woods.

Wolverine and a T-rex

Grimace

Some pics I took from last years air show

I tried to load more, Tiki won’t let me… He might, but i must have some bad loads…

Atmosphere

When you are high..

Acid Trip Cartoon Art

Buried Treasure

Chocolate Chips

Ever so slightly melted.
NOM.

Little slice of Paradise

Scrolling

at at

I rather like spats

curse you short legs!!!

i want to give this dog some bacon