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  • Zidane Headbutt Painting

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    all done

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    easier than ditto.

    Santa

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    zombie santa

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    i think he got the zombie flu…

    Soup of the Day

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    had to think of Tiki when I saw this

    Santa Sensei

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    Made by kandoken @ deviantART

    One badass Santa.

    Iron Man 2 Trailer has dropped

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    oh fuck yes people, that’s iron man and war machine, fighting stolen stark tech suits of armor!

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    and I will be pissed if there isn’t a movie tie in with those gloves.  I want one.  Or two.

    Nicholas Cage’s Hair

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    Ewes in a queue

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    …for the loo.

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    The Average Frenchman

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    Festive Christmas Trailer

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    Baby Head Cemetery

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    The ultimate sex chart

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    Battle Mug

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    At Just under $280 a mug its a real deal!

    Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows the operator to mount a standard issue M4 carry handle, tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (we call them ‘beer goggles”) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations.

    Battle Mug is built to take the abuse and will be there to offer you a frosty 24oz. reward once the mission is complete.

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    Fish

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    Click the link for wallpaper size…seein’ as how I provided it and all.

    Human Candles

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    Human Candles

    The Things Hubble Sees

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    Messier 104 (M104), the Sombrero galaxy. has a brilliant white, bulbous core encircled by the thick dust lanes comprising the spiral structure of the galaxy. As seen from Earth, the galaxy is tilted nearly edge-on. We view it from just six degrees north of its equatorial plane. At a relatively bright magnitude of +8, M104 is just beyond the limit of naked-eye visibility and is easily seen through small telescopes. The Sombrero lies at the southern edge of the rich Virgo cluster of galaxies and is one of the most massive objects in that group, equivalent to 800 billion suns. The galaxy is 50,000 light-years across and is located 28 million light-years from Earth. X-ray emission suggests that there is material falling into the compact core, where a 1-billion-solar-mass black hole resides. In the 19th century, some astronomers speculated that M104 was simply an edge-on disk of luminous gas surrounding a young star, which is prototypical of the genesis of our solar system. But in 1912, astronomer V. M. Slipher discovered that the hat-like object appeared to be rushing away from us at 700 miles per second. This enormous velocity offered some of the earliest clues that the Sombrero was really another galaxy, and that the universe was expanding in all directions.

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    The Hubble Space Telescope caught the eerie, wispy tendrils of a dark interstellar cloud being destroyed by the passage of one of the brightest stars in the Pleiades star cluster. Like a flashlight beam shining off the wall of a cave, the star is reflecting light off the surface of pitch black clouds of cold gas laced with dust. These are called reflection nebulae.

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    VV 705, or Markarian 848, consists of two galaxies that seem to be embracing each other. Two long, highly curved arms of gas and stars emerge from a central region with two cores. One arm, curving clockwise, stretches to the top of the image where it makes a U-turn and interlocks with the other arm that curves up counter-clockwise from below. The two cores are 16,000 light-years apart. The pair is thought to be midway through a merger. Markarian 848 is located in the constellation of Bootes, the Bear Watcher, and is approximately 550 million light-years away from Earth.

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    The Hubble Space Telescope caught the eerie, wispy tendrils of a dark interstellar cloud being destroyed by the passage of one of the brightest stars in the Pleiades star cluster. Like a flashlight beam shining off the wall of a cave, the star is reflecting light off the surface of pitch black clouds of cold gas laced with dust. These are called reflection nebulae.

    Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar 2009
    Too many words?


  • My Halloween Costume

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    Christopher Walken. And my roommate as Ash.

    Cute Vader

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    Where’s the scratch?

    Customer: ‘Hello, young man, can you help me?

    Me: ‘Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?

    Customer: ‘Where do you keep your scratch?

    Me: ‘Excuse me?

    Customer: ‘Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!

    Me: ‘I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?

    Customer: ‘My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.

    Me: ‘Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.

    Customer: ‘I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!

    via Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » Barely Scratched The Surface.

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    Please go rate this post on TikiHumor.
    Please add your own jokes.

    Best Dad Ever of the Day: Kid Gets Custom Made Hobbes From Dad

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    Best Dad Ever of the Day:
    Jim Clark wanted to get a Hobbes doll for his Calvin-alike son to play with, but, as Bill Watterson has vehemently refused to allow the merchandising of his strip, Mr. Clark did the next best thing: He had one custom made.

    “I think it’s a shame that Mr. Watterson doesn’t offer merchandise of his characters. It seems to me that he could create something for the public that wouldn’t tarnish his strip. But he chooses not to, and that’s his prerogative. I suppose it speaks a lot about his integrity and the care he has for his creations.”

    Linky: digg.com/comics_animation/Kid_gets_custom_made_Hobbes_from_dad

    Akaka Falls

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    Hilo, Hawaii

    Doom Hierarchy

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    Zooey

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    What happens when you use marijuana

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    The horror!

    “The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation”

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    French book from 1844.
    “He stiffens in anticipation of coming death.”
    Yep. Still valid.

    Christmas Trees

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    Happy “whatever you celebrate”, everyone!

    Lemon Jelly

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    This is a musical group whom I have grown a good sized fondness for. They are fantastic, and played them for my friends recently. They all love the Jelly. These guys are a real trip. You need to give them a chance. All of their songs are brilliantly long-ish so if/when you youtube or google them, look for the longest video run time. The art that comes with these guys is always pleasing to the eye. Enjoy!

    Disney’s Tron Legacy Poster

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    Shweeeeeeet!!!

    Check out the trailer at Internet-D.

    Soyuz landing

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    Near the town of Arkalyk, Kazakhstan on Oct. 11, 2009.

    Expedition 20 Landing (200910110001HQ) (explored)

    Trio

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    My mom, me and hubby, reflection in a Ron Arad sculpture.
    flickr: nyokki

    BRB getting beer

    Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be right back, I’m just stepping out to get some beer.

    brb guys.

    Exit Stage Left

    NYC 2009 Summer MoMA Exit Here
    …or right.
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    Should this be NSFW?

    My tattoo

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    OM

    Jeff Beck`s “Truth” album cover Epic Records 1968

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    Someone has got to know who painted this cover (No,it was not René Magritte.That was on the album “Beck-ola”.)Impress the hell out of me and find an answer!

    Nasa Laser

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    NASA Goddard’s Laser Ranging Facility hits the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter in stride 28 times per second across a quarter million miles of space

    Intel 48 Core Processor.

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    “The machine will be capable of understanding the world around them much as humans do,” Rattner said. “They will see and hear and probably speak and do a number of other things that resemble human-like capabilities, and will demand as a result very (powerful) computing capability.”

    My QX6700 is jealous.

    Squirrells

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