If I see one more fucking cat picture…
British Breakfast
10 sausages, 10 eggs, a pile of bacon. SOme other stuff.
£10, 5000 calories, get it free if you finish it in 20 minutes.
When I grow up… I want to be like mommy!
Dear Mrs Jones,
I wish to clarify that i am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more.
Dornier Do-31
“The Do 31 established several FAI (Féderation Aeronautique Internationale) world records during its ferry flight to the 1969 Paris Air Show. It was the first, and so far only, vertical take-off jet transport ever built.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dornier_Do_31
Colani plane
Golden Gate Bridge in fog
upgraded zombies
al capone had a smile and a gun
calvin and hobbes walking in the snow
at this season of the winter solstice
supergirl arrives at the kent ranch
vampire santa
how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. ‘Well, said the director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient And ask him or her to empty the bathtub. ‘Oh, I understand, I said. ‘A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup. ‘No. said the director, ‘A normal person would pull the plug .. Do you want a bed near the window?â€
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