Manly Mornings
Picture 1: Trace, shade and blah blah blah Teddy Roosevelt
Picture 2: Colorize the FUCK out of this godly man.
Picture 3: Shrink him, find a nice colour to go in the back.
Picture 4: Add some text, some pictures and bam! Cereal!
(Final)
It’s got some poor contrast between the text and the background.
Ice and Fire
Somewhere in Sweden or Iceland I believe. That’s a frozen lake they are chilling on too.
Five Funny Guys
Tags:Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Humor, tosh.0
discuss.
Photoshop Graphics
They’re simple, but they’re good. It was just a simple graphics project, but I a hoot out of it.
Stud Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new Stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new Rooster struts over to the old rooster and Says,’OK old fart; Time for you to Retire
The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these Chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens Over in the corner?’
The young rooster Says, ‘Beat it: You are washed Up And I am taking Over.’
The old Rooster says, ‘I tell you what, young Stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken Coop.’
The young rooster Laughs. ‘You know you don’t Stand a chance, old man. So, just to be Fair, I will give you a head Start.’
The old rooster takes Off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the Farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet Behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is Squawking and running as hard as He can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun And – BOOM – He blows the Young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and Says, Dammit…Third gay rooster I bought
this Month.’
from tikiwebgroup.com
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shooped, sim city, news
I know MCS doesn’t favor screen caps but WTF is this.
I am DRUNK and this still screams “Sim City” there isn’t
a reflection for the pickup truck! Is this for real!?
Damn I hope that photo looks real when I wake up.
I call BS and say fake in the meantime.
I envy Wladimir Klitschko
I should spend more time in West Hollywood, hanging out with my, in this case not, fantasy friends.
TMNT Feudal Era
Tags:Comic Books, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Wallpaper
By Jeftoon01 over at deviant art.
Theme day-particleman
1. Me and a friend
2. Smokin mah cigarette
3. erm…yah-drunkenly fuckin around on a cliffside
4. Halloween (yes Im wearing a sundress)
5. Swimmin
Senta a Pua!
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WW II Brazilian Air Force display at the National Museum of the U. S. Air Force, Dayton, Ohio.
Photo by USAF.
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Face Punch!
an image i photoshop, don’t worry i didn’t give that to her, she was really drunk and fell off her stool, my sad friend
Theme Day-Late
I never knew how long it would take to find a picture of just myself. I know nothing of the first picture however the second was taken just after a Memorial Day trip to Knik River. For those Alaskans on here..they know how nice it is to get away for a while.
My new desk
So I finally got a decent desk in my room.
It was 30 inches, so we had to cut it to fit in the door.
The real story: we cut it because it had un-used space on the back side for people to use.
It was 7 inches of un-used space that would have meant it would not have fit in my room.
It’s still cramped as it is, but it works and I’m happy with it.
It was in a bank, and I have taken some chairs from them before without asking. I called them up, and asked what they were going to do with it and they said they were going to throw it out anyways.
It’s a bit damaged, and it’s cheap particle board, but it’s not bad and it’s in 100% working order. I can’t wait to use the filing system in the big drawer since I have a lot of paper work that I can finally sort out instead of just throwing random places.
Also – possible theme day for next month? (Battle stations)
Work/school/home
Midget Leprechauns!!
Late theme day submission. Sorry. Long time fan first time poster. Went to Vegas for St. Patty’s Day. This was the first thing I saw when I walked into the City Center. This guy is like 800 years old. Midgets. Who doesn’t love them?
Cam Whore
Sorry its late was sick on cam whore day 🙁
1st Grade was a whore back then
@ Club
Camping @ lake with my homie Souk
Best Blow J ever!
for Demon and all the LADIES….
Didn’t have a cockatoo, but here’s me CAMWHORING with my cockatiel…who is now dead..
Large Hadron Collider
Hearing that the LHC was finally up & running, I ran across these pics from last year:
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/11/large_hadron_collider_ready_to.html
1. omg cut the red –no, cut the BLUE wire…CUT THE BLUE WIRE
2. HOLY SHIT WE’RE ALL FUCKED
3. Not a fleshlight, casemods
4. Daaaaiiiisssyyyyyy…daaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiissssssssssyyyyyyyy…
5. Why the new Enterprise’s engine room looked like a brewery
6. Rope? Srsly?
7. God’s peephole
8. His Noodly Appendage
Last pic is a diagram of the Atlas Detector from another site.
teh Winslet
Tags:Kate Winslet, Vertical Wallpaper
Cam Whore v2
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“More Boobage” They Say.
“More Boobage” They Got.
Face it;
You got your cake & you can eat it too.
I’ll even bake it myself.
In the kitchen 😮
Cam-Whore 2
Pic 1: Original of last picture!
Pic 2: Proof that not all of my pictures are overedited.
Pic 3: Bewbs! Hahaha, no worries I’m 21!
Whore, of the Cam Variety
Back under a different name after prolonged absence. I tried to choose the cam-whorin’est pictures I have.
Cam Hero-ing
The Captain America is me at a hero party, the Team Rocket is this past Halloween. That Jesse– crazy bitch. Good crazy. Mostly.
Cam Whoring me and animals
1. My weiner dog
2. My cross eyed mutt
3. One of their babies
4. Giving you the finger
5. My twin and I
6. Me and my girl at halloween
I know I need to shave bad in pic 5 lolz
na’vi photoshooped
I shooped this pic of my bud to look like a Na’vi from the new james cameron pocahantas remake. wantin to know what M[C]S is thinkin
I got it… Get it?
Tags:Comic Books, MCS Art, The Joker
Im on a roll! WOOOOO
Sleeping Camwhore
This is my friend, Patrick. He heard about M[c]S’s little Camwhore event and wanted to participate, unfortunately, Patrick passed out. So, being the good friend that I am, I decided I wouldn’t let him miss out on this opportunity.
