kitty smoochies

frozen water drain

furry ice cream

Jennifer Tilly

it shall be magnificent

420!!!!!!

What’s this? Ganga!
From TrustyRussTees

Stoner Voice & Data truck

happy 420… 8)

flexable puker

fixed at at

finger bender

brad pitt from the inglorious basterds

box cat

R.I.P. Dorothy Height

Dorothy Irene Height (March 24, 1912 – April 20, 2010) was an African American administrator, educator, and social activist. She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1994, and the Congressional Gold Medal in 2004.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Height

moar 420

These’re all prolly repost but whatev

blog keys

put the keyboard back

Weed trading cards

So my dad got his cannabis card or w/e and he went to the cow palace expo this weekend and got a couple of these weed trading cards

purple eyed woman

pizza taco

Meanwhile, in Iceland

nice jugs

massive dish

cab driver revenge

A man is in Las Vegas and losing his ass. He cannot win anything, and before he knows it, he has absolutely no money left. The only thing he does have is his plane ticket home, but he has no way to the airport.

He walks out of the casino and sees a solitary cab with the cabby leaning against it. He walks over and asks the driver if there’s any way he could just take him to the airport. He swears that he will wire the cabby the money the moment he gets home, but the cabby is a total dick.

“You know how many fucking losers I deal with everyday that give me that bullshit story? Fuck you ya piece of shit. Get away from me before I call the cops”, the shithead cabby says.

Well, the guy walks half way to the airport, finally thumbs a ride, and gets home.

He has an outstanding year in business and makes a killing in the market.

Almost a year to the day, he goes back to the same casino where he previously lost his ass, but this time he kills. He cannot lose. Blackjack, slots, you name it, and he's kickin’ it’s ass.

When it’s finally time to go, he walks out of the casino and sees a line of about 5 cabs. As he looks down the row, he sees that same asshole that gave him such a hard time the previous year, leaning against his cab at the end of the cab line.

He goes up to the nearest cabby and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”

The cabby says $10.

The guy says, “OK. How about I give you an extra $2 and you suck my cock?”

The cabby nearly hits him, and tells him to get the hell out of there before he calls the cops.

So the guy goes to the next cab and the next cab, and so on, asking the same thing, “How much for a ride to the airport…how about I give you an extra $2 to suck my dick?”, and each time he gets told to go away.

Finally, the guy comes to the shithead cab driver from last year, and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”, to which the cabby says $10.

So without another word, the guy hops in the cab.

As the cab is pulling past the other cab drivers, the guy holds up 2 $1 bills against the side window, smiles and gives the other cab drivers the thumbs up.

via AskReddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

You tell him roseanne

1st time smoking

jesus vs demon

at the discount tool store…

check out these gloves I got for $2, they’re made by Wells Lamont so you know they’re kick ass.
got the level for $7 you think it will look good hanging on a nail in my garage? damn right it will mo-fos.
the hammer was only $3 but I didn’t get it because it’s generic and I only use brand name hammers…

Stoner comics 5

haters gonna hate

Choose you’re posion

I love my fucking treo 700p

five reasons pigs are more awesome than you

brace yourself for love

the flying spagetti monster – cupcakes

pee dancer

iPad

eye visual what

Ernie – bert – jim henson – frank oz

Firefly Revenge

blue screen smurf

Eyjafjallajokull volcano + meme

Sorry, couldn’t be helped…

blue ring of life

wedding boob grab

weak big mac

snow freezer

smelly cat going upskirt

ronald raygun

eyjafjallajokull volcano

More here: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html

mother with gun and baby

moon wallpaper

What’s the best things about being married to a Panda?

What’s the best things about being married to a Panda?

No-one notices the black eyes.

And you get to fuck a Panda.

via AskReddit.

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