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  • Her eyes

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    1 of a series I did with this model a couple of weeks ago.

    Hater Toad

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    You’re daily “…The hell?”

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    Yep that’s Superman cuddling Batman’s beautiful pregnant belly. I assume Super will be a good father and marry Batman in a lovely civil ceremony.

    Soccer is Shit

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    Beetle shit.

    Rainbow Vomiting Pandas: The Escape

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    I wish I could creative enough to come up with something as epic as this…

    source: www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/4095056486/in/set-72157623683100061/

    They were found out. The secret hiding place of the pandas was discovered, and they would soon be overrun. Unable to move, distant attackers hacked their systems from a thousand directions at once. Ling Ling looked at Hsing Hsing, and nodded. Hsing Hsing rolled and stretched, pushing through the suffocating badges and awards, and pulled the emergency cord.

    The ancient pneumatic tube hissed to life. It sputtered and rattled, and with a sudden burst of dust and air, spit out the Engineer. He coughed and wheezed, wiped the dust from his goggles, and set to work.

    The Engineer asked Ling Ling if she had seen the donkey. Her eyes, covered in cataracts from intense HDR exposure, filled with tears. She pointed to the fields, where the Engineer could just see the donkey in the tall grass. It lay dead, its stomach bursting with rotted images of flower macros, and soft-focus self portraits.

    There was no time to waste. The Engineer prepared them, and warned that they may not survive the journey. They did not care, wanting only to be free, and to see again the world with clear eyes. The Engineer understood, and entered the emergency passcode: “fav 5, comment 1”.

    they were away.

    Labatt’s Beer Trucks, 1939

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    www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/06/huge-starfish-wrong-side-up.html

    Funny video: “Huge Starfish, Wrong Side Up”

    Assassin

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and tests were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”

    The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came outwith tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

    Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!”

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    ALL HAIL KING PETER!

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    Peter The Cat

    Peter as a kitten

    my Tribute to Peter

    Bacon Pancakes

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    I gotta try this.

    I heard y’all like zombie shirts…

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    This is a design that I made many moons ago. Those familiar with the site probably saw something very similar within the past few days. That same image has been making the rounds on other sites, and I felt that I should show the original and (IMHO) better of the two designs. Although I usually only offer the shirt for a couple of weeks before Halloween, I broke out the screen early this year. It is currently available as a limited edition from my Etsy site.

    Tweety ice cream

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    durp

    Water slide wat

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    Sad Keanu

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    is sad

    Adobe Photoshop

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  • Calm your nerves

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    I-Phone Addiction

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    OKCupid bashes EHarmony

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    Heh. I didn`t know they were allowed to ask that :X

    Portal-PC rage

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    WTF is HTML?

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    Tigersquirl

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    The fabled predator attacks its pray. Feer ye all who dwell in suburbia.

    A cop chasing a chicken

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    Saw this on huffpo, made me chuckle. Also, there is a chicken crossing the road joke here somewhere, I can feel it.

    Ack! Mom?!?

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    Wu-Tang Pizza

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    Vocano Kiss

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    From Flikr, This was my background for the last few weeks.
    Volcano kiss

    World’s Worst Oil Spills

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    The BP Oil Spill Isn’t Quite the Biggest, Is the Most Expensive.

    Fuck Pronger

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    Pop-Culture Art Deco

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    Art Deco is an awesome style. I enjoy it. And, now, you can to.

    Men`s Room Etiquette

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    WTF?

    A Few Goodmen

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    Spork?

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    MEANWHILE IN GREECE

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    lolzies. just contributing to the meanwhiles

    Pool Gator

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    Calmly slipping into my pool for an evening dip – I’m not swimming any time soon!

    Ogre-Load?

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    My hat goes off to the masterminds at the mcdonalds advertising department

    Illinois is safe

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